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How do you decide who to marry


fayz This is cute: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by children) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? (1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is....... HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10
bushra21 this is the cutest, most hilarious thing i have read all day. :lol: Bleakus hahaha that adorable sage & onion Really funny :lol: :lol: :lol: pinoy1 hee hee.. almost as if adults wrote the stuff. :lol: hmmm... :wink: zam adorable :love6: weary_heart Bless your cotton socks! Made my day Fayz ...had me in stitches! :lol: Mi Ange mi Demon Que c'est mignon :love4: redmatrice fayz :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Mi ange je savai que tu parle français lol Mi Ange mi Demon
Eh oui ...je suis parfaite :wink:

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redmatrice Parfaite le "e" ça dit que t'ai une fille :) Mi Ange mi Demon
Ben oui t'avais des doutes sur ma féminité :shock: redmatrice
non non non :? :oops: je savai pa que t'étai une fille c tout désolé Mi Ange mi Demon
no problems... j adore le Maroc c très beau redmatrice t'ai d'ou? si je peu savoir :) Mi Ange mi Demon Juste à coté ! redmatrice voisin :) sage & onion Whats the language being spoken now?? redmatrice french
Mi Ange mi Demon
Itz frrenchie my dearr Bleakus "let the hijacking begin" sage & onion
Why are you typing French??? redmatrice
why not sage & onion
It's simple, I don't understand :cry: Mi Ange mi Demon
Do you want some lessons ? redmatrice
oh sorry bro , i'll tell you what we said
where is she from , she told me where that's it sage & onion
No thank you, too old to learn another language, but thanks for the offer :lol: Mi Ange mi Demon
:shock: redmatrice
I don't think so sage & onion
Thanks for the confidence Red, but it's the truth m8. :cry: redmatrice
May i know how old are you ? in PM :) sage & onion
It's not a secret 56 redmatrice
i'm not telling you that you're a liar , I don't why i don't believe this sage & onion
You mean I'm older :cry: redmatrice
No , the way you talk you seems to be someone young not a kid lol but young "teens" sage & onion
Thanks Red, friend for life mate.
Ask St Lucifer if I'm telling the truth, he's met me. Concord
You are unto something :wink: Concord
Becuase they are lebanese. redmatrice Even if the age is not important see you're talking with a 23 year old man :) redmatrice
:lol: :lol: :lol: who's lebanese?? sage & onion Carefull Concs, my old mate Red is Morrocan :wink: redmatrice sage :) :wink: Mi Ange mi Demon
So for you Concs only Lebanese speak french ? sage & onion
Come on Ange, the French speak French too. :wink: redmatrice
Really , are you sure ??? i wont believe before i asked them , wait i'll call my friend in paris sage & onion
I heard they don't speak it very well though, cant judge personally, don't understand a word of it :roll: redmatrice
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Concord
On DF, Yes. sage & onion
Red speaks french and he is not Lebanese :wink: asc_26 Morrocans speak french as well. FYI for all who don't know it. :D Bleakus you know what sucks arabs dont even speak arabic most of their time redmatrice English , french , arabic , spanish those are the most spoken language in the world so wonder how much counrty will speak french redmatrice
are you sure? asc_26
I disagree. They speak arabic most of the time and my brain is goin' habla about it, because mafih english baba.. :( Bleakus
aha redmatrice
if they are talking english when you are with them , just to let you feel that you're not foreign , we don't like speak arabic next to someone how don't speak it Concord
Wrong: chinese and hindy. redmatrice
i'm talking about the world not only UAE tins210cd I wish i was still smalll.. lol would have said in a more better way. ---tins sage & onion
French is spoken in several African Countries Mi Ange mi Demon
:shock: Sorry to tell you that I m not lebanese hack88 cute n really sweet.. thankz a lot



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