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Halal dating (idiot's guide)


Rami
"laughing at your self"... humm, i don't know how you consider this a quality, i "laugh at my self" if i fall down and this's a technique to evade the negative feelings that would normally burst, like cussing or getting angry, but if you keep on falling and keep on "laughing at your self" then you are 100% an idiot! and if he keeps on laughing at him self then i guess he's a joke, and once you hear a joke many times you'll get bored at a certain point! though, it's just my opinion... keep laughing' ;)
Sparrow Loooool What an interesting –stupid- but interesting thread… and I guess ppl with no mental or moral awareness can start posting such topics… Non,, not one thing of what this -mentally challenged person posted- was right, expect for one thing in one of his replies “Ppl do like crap” and by that he shouldn’t of been referring to his topics but to him self. It is not a matter of respecting Muslim girls, it is a matter of respecting girls and ladies in general, which is something –from the topic u just posted- I can tell that u don’t have. We have an Arabic saying “birds that are alike get together” and if you have such sick mentality that tries to cover the personal deficiencies by making up such ridiculously silly stories will find ppl to support him, ppl who are just like him.. All and all, I had a good laugh, so thanks. raidah
relax both of u. :) just cos i dont think he is idiot, does not mean i have a crush on him HP The most difficult task is to date a muslim girl. I only dated muslim girls (very few non-muslims). They usually switch off their mobile phones at home so no one can guess their boyfriends. You can either send text or wait for her brothers to go at sleep. Whenever they call , the first question they ask "who is sitting close to you". :P If u ever date them and by mistake kiss them , strange noises come from their throat and it makes u scare . When they are back to home , they send you text " Please tell no body , i am not such kind of girl . I never met anyone else ". No matter she had met 10 others ,but she ll act like a virgin. I always find different excuse to touch them. "nice fingure on your ring or nice ring in your fingure " "u got nice hair". This is way to check their alarm system. If it doesnt make noise u can make more progress. I tried it in Dubai with an girl , who was having abay. She was like " dont touch me , this is not europe" :cry: . During kissing , they ll ask" are u married "? it means if u r sincere then they can give u more rights otherwise " access denied ". They hardly know how to kiss , its same as 13 year old kid is doing his best to have s.e.x with a 12 years old virgin girl and doesnt know how the things work" :wink: If they become appearoffline or hang their phones , it means their brothers or parents interrupted. easternjewel ZZZZzzzzzzzz raidah
the mods should open a forum just for u where u can post these stories and advices of urs. :lol: :lol: man, u r a killer
speaking of stories, no more about aunties? easternjewel HP, mujhey yaqeen nahi hota logo ko apka nonsence acha lagta hai! :shock: HP [quote="raidah"]
aunties , our romantic aunties :P I was thinking about "romantic uncle ". Uncle becomes disgusting when they hit 50 and their nose hairs come 2 inches out from their noses :shock: HP
when i leave people force me to come back, it means they like crap as long it doent come to them :P
Have u ever dated someone :P easternjewel
ya, have YOU really ;) ? :lol:

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raidah [quote="HP"]
u dont have to wait for them to hit 50. just take a look at hairy arab guys, or urself :P . only that the young ones might end up with a super neat lil mama who will use her eyebrow pinchers to pull the hair out one by one :evil4: gLoBalTeCh
agar aap ki samajh me ata to hi achcah lagta na :D HP
I ll call it date when i meet Julia Robet , shilpa shetty , Corco or E.J :oops: I dont call it dating when i date wid junk desi girls :wink:
I have to leave now , but before i ll buy Pkore and "chaat" from Pooja sweet house :P HP
Translation" HP is very nice and sweet person"
thanks :oops:
pS" dont mess wid E.J , back off or i ll make u back off " easternjewel
That is going to make u fart :lol: gLoBalTeCh
you are wrong HP.
exact meaning is.
HP, mujhey yaqeen nahi hota logo ko apka nonsence acha lagta hai! :
HP i am in love with you, i dream about you all the time
agar aap ki samajh me ata to hi achcah lagta na :
you are mad, go to mental hospital easternjewel
Hp is never worng, go wash your face :P HP
Thanks for correct translation :P . I jst wanted to keep her self respect :wink: KeithL
:lol: :lol: :lol:
the romance between these two reminds me of a bollywood flick
TheLocalGirl This is my first time to this forum, This post is very hilarious I had to register, just to say so :P HP
what do u think that it is wrong what i wrote ? I became almost gay after dating muslims country girl :roll: If we ever have to go somewhere , i have to walk 200 feet ahead of her , so no one know that she is wid me . :cry:
i only dated a iraq girl ,it stopped after 2 dates as soon as she told m e that she has 7 brothers :? KeithL
Was one of their names Udday and the other Saddam ??
:lol: TheLocalGirl Hey HP, no not at all wrong u might very well be 100 % point on. its just funny hearing about it. FeiPo
OK ... HP is a virgin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HP
Trust me muslims girls take 2 to 3 months on MSN , an attempt to understand a guy before showing for date. Most of time , u ll get silent phone calls , another attempt to hear your voice . When they are full confident that guy is neither their relative nor their brother , they ask u to meet them at distance place. They send you 5 to 10 messages before meeting
" i am scared , i never did it before "
"are u coming alone "
"if someone saw then...."
"I am very confuse now "
anyhow guys always reach at specific destination ahead of time . They look at all girls and think , might be its her :P .
finally a shy girl appear on screen, she approaches u and ask
" are ya abduallah bin xyz or dust bin " .
Such kind of things are repeated so many times in my life that i hate it. Rami actually HP, true muslim girls, who know their religion, and pray and faithful to god, will never date you or anyone else, as dating is wrong in Islam specially when it's like this type of dating, because such dating leads to nothing except a one night stand or a "just for fun" relation, and both of these are forbidden in Islam are they are considered Zinna, now my friend, when you date a girl and she go out and you kiss, take it from me, she's not a true muslim, not yet, or she used to be, or she simply will never be or/and never was! so man, they "Muslim" girls, not Muslim girls, Muslim for them is just a title, it's a shame :). ps: i know we advanced and blah blah blah, so if dating is because they want to get married, and they date on a public place and nothing against islam happens, i don't think it's really wrong, and god knows better. freza Choco, if you're reading this thread...
It's obvious that HP's idiotic comments are a reflection of his own self-hatred, frustrations, and inabilities to find love. One doesn't need to be a fan of Freud to figure this out - he's such a one-dimensional and simple-minded individual. lostguy [quote="HP"]
i m sorry to say this but you have a right to say everything to make others laugh but never forget that their are somethings that hurt some feelings and that y u should take care of what u r saying... u can say that while dating Desi girl rather invoving MUSLIM Country Girl and as long i believe u belongo a muslim country and u have to show respect to ur home and religion ...no hard feelings but i just find it weired ... Corcovado
at last .... someone who actualy likes him wohoooooooo :D yalla HP do ur famous moves :wink: ajb
HP I think Raidah has a crush on you ..... you should date her!! :lol: :lol: raidah
i dont know how he is in real life and doubt anybody from here does. but in this virtual world of the forum he has a quality that the rest of us dont possess, that is to laugh at himself and things in general just about in any situation and no matter how many times he is being called names. now one thing is for sure, an idiot would never be capable of doing that, for the simple reason of being too stupid. sniper420
what? guys only englizz no congolese sgt_noodles Sorry to know that halal dating is not working for you HP. Perhaps you need to diversify... have you looked into kosher dating? shanya what is that ? i am half muslim my ex was non muslim... I never had these kind of problems... Nick81
How can someone be "half muslim" ? Religion is no nationality nor race. shanya I mean by that that my dad is muslim and that my mum is not Chocoholic Even so, you then make the decision to be muslim or not, you can't half belong to a religion, that makes no sense. shanya I don't practice ... but in islam when your dad is muslim you have to be muslim too Nick81
Well then you're not Muslim. It's your choice, not imposed by whether you were born Muslim, half Muslim or not Muslim at all. sniper420
that's most funny thing i heard 2day........ :lol: Peach_Girl :roll: hmm .. i always ask myself , if it so difficult to date a local , so why u r doing that .. just get it over .. Dating is not allow :shock: that's our religion .. so we have to respect it .. :? don't think that we r cold as the ice ^_^ .. we have the same feelings and emotions ,, but this is the life .. lol .. so get it easy... well, i am new here .. so hi all ^_^ handsum007 You are totaly wrong and one more thing tell ur stories to ur mother :twisted: Jeevan
lookin for trouble ?? valkyrie Why don't you date a nice Jewish girl?
edit: dont post ppl's pic here without ttheir consent val!
-sniper420 Febrastef Good news bushra21
hehehehehehe....your kidding right? local girls --- dont date --- they respect that part.... :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
that is about the funniest piece of b.s. i have heard in a quite a bit of time. local girls not dating, ha! your a very very funny person.
while i will give it to you, very few of the locals (girls) do not date and respect themselves if they do deciide to date....the majority are, well....i believe that everyone can figure that out on their own. MaaaD yes but you pretty much have to be local to get a piece of the action :P Bleakus
loooooooool, thank you i needed that this morning ;) Bleakus
Dude,
if you are muslim and feel you are going to be gay if you dont touch a girl......
Either go to another country and date until you get sick of it or.... get married Bleakus
You cannot say who is muslim and who is not muslim, you dont have that authority to do so, only god has that authority. It could be that shanya is muslim but not practicing right shayna? Bleakus
YOu would be suprised!! sniper420
well sshanya aint sh eis assuming u bcome muslim cos ur dad is which is preposterous...if she doesnt practice she aint.......now increase the intensity of hell's flames.......just jk St.Lucifer religion, belief in the devine power .. these are personal folks.. humanity is the superset n then comes religions.. to me its more like a belief, it not something that u showcase, i mean its spiritual. and yea i agree to Corco .. children should b Free to choose their belief. the day it happens 70% of the troubles faced by the world would b over Bleakus
Oh ok
whatever dudes XRW-147
Chocs, what's your thoughts if your parents brought u up on two religions? Corcovado
i think that the parents shouldnt teach their kids any religion and let them choose ...ur relationship with god is personal Corcovado
i totaly agree ,most wars are done now in the name of religion :( and that happened after the fall of the Soviet Union :evil: it was a better era back then Bleakus so what was the subject of the post again???!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: St.Lucifer Romance..hahah its all inter linked.. aint it.. war and love .now thats what we r talkin abt.. corco ?? :))) Corcovado
oooooooh yeah :wink: :wink: ajb
Religious wars have raged long before the fall of the soviet union ... number one killer of all time! r3ay-alborsh you now if her brothers seed you kissing her they may kill you because iknow a friend dated a muslim girl they killed him by fking in his azz so keep away from muslim girls r3ay-alborsh you now if her brothers seed you kissing her they may kill you because iknow a friend dated a muslim girl they killed him by fking in his azz so keep away from muslim girls Bleakus wow where kind of screwed up people are you hanging out with? friiident Hi my name is Farid i just registered, i come from france and what are you talking about exactly??? my habiby hi Hp please very short. about dating halal or muslim girls, in islam dating is prohibeted. at all. we don,t have dating halal at all. at least if you married. you can walk with the girl(ur wife) or kiss her, but not in the public. the muslim girls , they don,t have experience with kissing or other stuff. why? because the have value and respect for family. so they are looking for true relationship, not a casual relationship. they know what is behind. so . please understand the girls value. in the future would you like married a girl that she had many relationship with boy's. or if she has alot of experience with boy's? what is ur answer? so this girls they understan what is coming in future? or other question. would you let your sister date with the boy's? sms?phone?......more? i,m asking you if you are muslim. please understan the situation. beeing experience in love or kisssing , it is mean that r u smart? anyway goodluck. friiident
So, you will able to get married with a girl that you don't know without any dial??? valkyrie
I wouldn't mind at all. The number of men my partner has been with would have no bearing in our current relationship. I've been with girls who at their age had many partners, their experience in bed made s.ex great. By the time I marry my wife, she will most likely have been with many men. As long as she doesn't cheat on me during our relationship, it wouldn't bother me if she had two dozen different partners.
It's none of my business who my sisters date. As long as their boyfriends treat them right it's not my concern. easternjewel valkyrie, the location youve put is offensive, please change it. gtmash
Shaat aap, eww infideLLL!!! sniper420
what did u mean? If u r insulting EJ then u r in BIG GrANDE trouble PrettyPenny HP's posts never die ... easternjewel
u shut up, that was an old post & the loc is updated by val. Ah loser.
thnx snips, love :lol: bushra21
i know you miss him...just admit it gtmash
Well, sorry if you and your e-buddy didn't get my sarcastic comment, even after I exaggerated the misspellings. dale hp's disappearance is alarming :!: Corcovado
last thing he said was he is busy looking for a bride 8) 8) and i know he is :P



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