yshimy
Hay,
What about having a Funny section..where we can put the funny mails being forwarded, jokes or any funny link.
Cheers
arniegang
Cool i can go with that, so i will start off
Two women walking home were so drunk they need a pee. They were so desperate they climbed over a wall into a graveyard.
They had no loo paper, so one used her knickers then threw them away, the other used a piece of ribbon attached to a wreath.
The next day their husbands were chatting about the night before.
"We had better keep an eye on our wives" one said "last night she came home drunk and had no knickers on".
The other man replied
"you think thats bad, my wife had a card up her arse saying
From all the lads at the Fire Station, we will never forget you
:lol: :lol:
sniper420
- arniegang wrote:
Cool i can go with that, so i will start off
Two women walking home were so drunk they need a pee. They were so desperate they climbed over a wall into a graveyard.
They had no loo paper, so one used her knickers then threw them away, the other used a piece of ribbon attached to a wreath.
The next day their husbands were chatting about the night before.
"We had better keep an eye on our wives" one said "last night she came home drunk and had no knickers on".
The other man replied
"you think thats bad, my wife had a card up her arse saying
From all the lads at the Fire Station, we will never forget you
:lol: :lol:
u and ur amorous jokes..... :roll:
fayz
here is one for you, no offence HeatherJW
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Canadian Rockies,
were
An American guy, a Canadian guy, a little old Greek lady, and a young
Blonde girl with large breasts.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
Sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the
American
Has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the
blonde in
The dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde girl thinks: That American guy must have tried to grope me
in
The dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his
Cheek.
The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde in
the
Dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
smack
The American again.
Now THAT'S Canadian!!!
hashman
- fayz wrote:
here is one for you, no offence HeatherJW
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Canadian Rockies,
were
An American guy, a Canadian guy, a little old Greek lady, and a young
Blonde girl with large breasts.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
Sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the
American
Has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the
blonde in
The dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde girl thinks: That American guy must have tried to grope me
in
The dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his
Cheek.
The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde in
the
Dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
smack
The American again.
Now THAT'S Canadian!!!
HAHAHAHA I heard the presidents verion of it!
Jupiter
- yshimy wrote:
Hay,
What about having a Funny section..where we can put the funny mails being forwarded, jokes or any funny link.
Cheers
I think its a good suggestion.. Admins should create another forum section for this purpose...!
Dubai Knight
Good idea!
I've been wasting all my good material in the other forums!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight
arniegang
i'll mention this to Andy
yshimy
Arnie, thanks for the escalation to the big guys :D
cheers
Liban
- arniegang wrote:
i'll mention this to Andy
I have already PMed him, but the more to do so, the merrier :)
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Alyapal
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say.....
"You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So they walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I thinkyou would be interested in. Dey make you wild at s e x. "
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals afterwhat the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the S e x God he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a s e x freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finallygave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild lookin his eyes... . something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his ownpants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONGFEET! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!" (",)
Palkid7
Fastest 3 Means of communication:
1)Telephone
2)Television
3)Tell -a- Woman
:lol:
raidah
a man attacks a nun, rips off her clothes and rapes her. she is screaming and yelling. after the man finishes, she says-u know, not only god, but the authorities also will punish u much worse because u have raped a nun 3 times one after the other.
the man looks stunned at her-but i only did it once...
the nun replys-theres no need to hurry
Moester
hahahahahaha :lol:
you guys are awesome, and i'm with all of you we need a fun section
Sara1983
neat idea! :D
kilani
A jew and his son were so hungry one afternoon, the jew sent his son to the shop to buy a chicken , the son got there he is like : i need one chicken plz , the shop keeper said : which one ? i've got two kinds one for 10 Shakel and one for 30 shakel, the son was like whats the difference ?
the shop keeper said : the ones for 10 got AIDS, but the ones for 30 are fine and healthy.. the son got couldnt decide so he went back to his dad and told him .. the dad said : for gods sake get the one for 10 , we r not gona fuck it . ; )
Alyapal
The british government is doing a survey on the average size of a mans penis in England, and have asked that anyone with a penis of 3 inches or less to signify this by flying a white flag with a red cross from their car.
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Alyapal
On the eve on Englands world cup group game with Sweden, It was reported that Ulrika Johnson had vowed to do all she could to help Wayne Rooney recover in time for the World Cup.
The TV presenter claims to be experienced in stiffing the bones of England staff with crutches.
/
Concord
Three Guys -
A farmer from Canada, Osama bin Ladin, and an
Aussie engineer, all come across the proverbial magic
lantern. Upon rubbing it, a genie pops out of it and says,
"I will give you each one wish".
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer and my son will be a farmer too. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada.
Pooooof ! With a blink of an eye the genie turned the
Canadian land fertile.
Osama was amazed, so he said.
"I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so
that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our
precious states."
Poooof ! Again with a blink of an eye the genie created
this huge towering wall around all those countries.
The Aussie engineer thought momentarily and then said,
"I am curious, Genie, please tell me more about this wall!"
To which the genie explains,
"Well let's see....it's about 500 feet high, 500 hundred
feet thick, nothing can get in or out of it. It's impenetrable.
The Aussie engineer then says with a grin,
"....FILL IT WITH WATER, Mate!"
zam
This would be a good additional section!!! Can someone please mention it to Andyba.... :P