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For the Newbies - who are they?


Concord I haven't posted for a while - someone has to keep the world safe!
Anyways, I saw this posts about "who are they" - top 25 posters so here are my 2 fils on the topic.
1. Sage and Onion: He has the most posts but is by no means a large contributor to the forum. He is humorless and has found refuge in his forum for his silly games (see games forum). . Once in a while he’ll post a “helpful” post. He will be the first to ruin a thread. More recently he has begun referring to the young women in the forum as “Daughter” or “Niece” - creepy if you ask me. He is always on the forum.
2. Arniegang: Witty and good humored person. Not afraid to mix it up and get into some serious arguments with people about a variety of topics. Was on the forum probably as much as Sage (but in a meaningful way). As this forum is not real life (late breaking news to some), Arniegang is at the moment spending more time in real life than virtual life. He shall return. He will make you laugh and you will want to kill him (in the same post).

3. Liban: Funny, knowledgeable and not afraid of controversy – understood the nature of “virtual” life. His was prolific at posting and that got him in “trouble” on June 29, 2006! He has not posted since about then. He would insult and go after someone like a dog after his bone but you got the feeling that it was all in fun. In fact he is a very nice guy.

4. Chocoholic. Good sense of humor but very serious. Lots of posts and lots of information. Cares about animals and environment. I’ve been told she is snobbish!
5. Bushra21. I think the number at the end of her name tells here age. Her posts reveal it. Can't say she is either funny or helpful although god knows she tries the former (unsuccessfully). She is the number one complainer about the west but will be the first on a plane at the prospect of trouble - like many "west haters" in the forum.
6. Sniper 420. Lives in a basement somewhere! Comes to the forum in spurts; posts a lot and disappears. Annoying.
7. Kanelli: She is great. Not afraid to stick by her guns. She loves engaging people in the Politics forums. She is unwavering and makes a lot of sense. She is not "biased" as she is often accused of being by really biased people on the opposite side of the argument. She also has a sense of humor and will engage in banter (unless it has to do with smoking, sexually offensive avatars, etc.). She should return to posting although she will be quite busy shortly.
8. Maaad: Loves the nightclubs and travels a lot. He is funny and very helpful. Most of his posts are factual. He will engage you in arguments and will call you and idiot or retard (see thread) if he thinks you are one. Passionate about his "politics".

9. XWR-147. Witty and great one liners. Hasn’t posted in a while. Too busy with love I hear!
10. Ian: Loves cricket, Guinness, and a nice Australian woman (listed in alphabetical order to stay out of trouble). Witty and funny (sometimes his humor goes over some peoples’ heads - well the jokes often require an IQ higher than the day's temperature). He also has lots of helpful information to offer (some of it made up - the one's that don't get the joke follow it!).
11. Jeevan. Posts a lot (I forget about what!). Funny guy. (I remember; about everything)
12. Bleakus. He discovered paintball and I am afraid for his well being once the summer rolls around and he can't play anymore. Someone please find him and indoor course….quickly.
13 Fayz: He is a moron! He was on his way to King of the Forum until Jamal came out with a cunning scheme and pulled ahead. Actually, he is very nice and goes out of his way not to get anyone mad at him or to insult anyone. . He will provide accurate and current information and is very helpful.

14. Zam. Loves to post in the games forum. A few serious posts. Get easily irritated (unless it is a games lounge thread).
15. The_Zooter. Listen to this; this guy bought a plane ticket to Dubai just to come to a DF meet back in June! Since then he has posted less and less. He also loves cricket unfortunately he roots for England [which I hear in this forum ain’t so good at the game].
16. Concord. Perfect in everyway.
17. ASC_26. Can't help you there. I don't know whether this is a boy or girl. Has loads of posts and Maaad was mad (with one "a") at her for some reason...
18. Yorky500. He likes his cars and is helpful (been in Dubai a while). He loves to defend England (no matter what!). Saved me a heap of trouble when I was planning to drive to Oman (in his response to my thread). His avatars are Kanelli’s favorites.
19. HP. Funniest guy in the forum. I used to think he was also very smart – but a practical joke we played on him regarding his “love” interest (and her “age”) lowered the bar a bit. He was away for a while but then this “MAC” person (who is or seemed to be “HP”) brought him out of exile. I think it is sheep milking season in Pakistan at the moment so he is busy and hasn’t posted lately. He will make you laugh each time. If you get mad at him then the joke’s on you.
20. DubaiKnight. Interesting person with a great sense of humor. Very helpful and has been in Dubai a while. If you meet him don’t shake his hand because you will mess up his shoulder.
21. Jamal. Thinks he is a gangster/rapper (USA “style”) but I think he would crap in his pants if he had to walk after midnight anywhere in Detroit, East LA, South Central Chicago, East St. Louis, Bedford Stuyvesant, et. al.
22. EasternJewel. HP’s love interest. Funny and smart.
23. Nick81. Good sense of humor and makes a lot of sense in his posts.
24. Sarah_UK. She burst into the forum and made loads of posts. Got into a few fights, etc. Still around but posting less frequently.
25. Deniz. She posts lots of great pictures. Hasn't yet posted a complete sentence.
Other “notables”;
Constantine: Good buy loves cars and can’t drive! Mr. “lover boy”! He used to organize Karaoke nights (and owes me money for my visits to the ear doctor).
Freza: Smart but goes too much out of her way to bash the “west”. She picked on Kanelli (for some reason) but without Kanelli she seems to be at a loss for words. She’ll pick on you (and give you a pet-name). She’ll get over it….
Shafique: Mr. Politics forum. He seems to be trained to go out of his way to post in a way that doesn’t seem (at first glance) to be biased but I am afraid at the end of the day it is.
Galactico. Joined not long ago but has a lot of posts. Somehow I get the idea he likes the football player Ronaldo and might be a Manchester United Fan.

Have fun. Remember: It is not real! If you want real: get a life.
Jeevan concs when did you find time to write this down Concord
Took 12 minutes. ^ian^ Thanks Concs... it's nice to see someone out there understands Dr. D. asc_26 Good to see you back Concord. HP is EJ's love interest not the other way around. :P Maad is really madly ----- with me. I dunno why? :-( Nick81 Gr8 to have u back bro. Long time no see. I kinda left the forums which is still technically true but I still post from time to time... ^ian^
Nick... I love you man... you're like a brother to me... but technically you're still on the forums :-) Concord
Sure, it A, B and C I don't get. ^ian^
They're just smack addicts anyway... shams that bring the practice into disrepute. Concord
Thanks man. Good to see you haven't left. Lots of people "left" but are just "lurkers" now. They'll be back. The morons had their run already.

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Concord
Thanks for the correction. Havent' slept and was just typing away so the mix up :oops: Nick81
:lol: :lol:
With such words you've earned yourself a drink next time we hit the club/bar! Just don't let our other halves read this post. We'll both be in a crap load of trouble! Concord
I thought we are not allow to promote drinking or "bad" stuff in the forums? What: you cut people in half? Don't tell :shock: ^ian^
He's talking about lemonade. :P Concord
I forgot: Lynchburg lemonade. Great stuff. Nick81 Herbal tea for me actually Concord
Cannabis herbal tea :P Nick81 Ok Ian I say he passed the test. We'll take him along next time we go out :lol: ^ian^
LOL! Hopefully that's not for a few days.
I still have no voice.
Nick81
Nothing a nice Bullfrog can't fix :P :lol: ^ian^
There's nothing a bullfrog can't fix.
:? fayz
I loved this comment, only if everyone truly understood it.
It took me longer than 12 mins to read, I need a speed reading course. fayz
Has lack of voice ever stopped you? ^ian^
Some people wish it would. :P Concord
Good at least you read the whole thing. I usually don't bother reading long posts. My brain fills up after a few sentences. dubai girl Good Post, Concord!!!! Bullfrog's were born in TEXAS!!!! And they are damned good! fayz
I always wondered where they were from, I've only seen them in Dubai, I need to get out more I guess. Concord
I don't believe it Texas and Vodka don't go together. They just discovered beer down there. After centuries of "moonshine" (cornwhiskey).
Now the "Bull" part after George Bush - I believe. But Bull (Bush) and Frog (French) don't go together either!
And lemonade goes best with JD (Lynchburg lemonade - see above) anyways.
I think I reached my post quota for a couple of months (smile Sage) KeithL Shucks I didnt make it to the top 25 :cry: Nice post though... sums up all the members well ! Concord
Funny thing, I "confuse" you and Nick81 all the time - don't know why. I think maybe its the same sense of humor, "factualness", etc.. Never met either of you. And, both dumb arses too :wink: KeithL [quote="Concord"]
Pot calling the kettle black ! :lol: Concord [quote="KeithL"]
rest my case. You couldn't even use the "quote" function right :shock:
but I couldn't either :shock: back to "square one" :lol: :lol: :lol: KeithL [quote="Concord"]
I wonder what happened :oops: Concord [quote="KeithL"]
Ban 'Smartd" [where is Sage when you need something done 8) ] xibit How come I am not in this esteemed and honored list? I feel left out ; ( KeithL
you will be once you get a thousand more posts xibit
oh kay

1000 posts
the last i checked i had a life. Concord
and "having a life" wont get you on the list. Just observe :wink: freza But of course, the newbies should also know that there are absolutely NO East-haters and chronic criticizers of anything not Western in here. No siree, here you'll only find Westerners who completely immerse themselves in other cultures and always keep an open-mind about many things, especially regional politics. Club-Med type Westerners who only think of booze, quick lays, their superiority complex and wrapping themselves in their country's flags are no where to be found in Dubai, much less in DF!
Concord. He is a sensitive man, just try messing with him and you'll see. He is very narrow-minded but thinks he isn't: Big time Delusional. And a big baby too. He's extremely jealous of Shafique's ability for lucid discourse. The few times that dawgy has tried to start a political argument, he's ended up weaseling himself out of it by using some lame-azz jokes. He impersonates HP and hates Sage, though he strangely enough is prone to act like Sage here and there. Aha, but he's still better than most people here, at least he's not completely annoying like some others especially that Canadian broad who has azz obstructions and who keeps on talking & talking & talking about her poorly concealed wannabe-American obsession, her husband and about what else? Canada. oh yay, exciting stuff on DF!
Tropic: Has the intelligence of a loaf of processed bread. Why does DF attract these stoooopid women who talk a lot about...umm...nothing?
Sauron: The DF pet poet. I like this person, he/she's is alright. I think it's a she, not sure. I know that it has kids, but even for a mommy/daddy the Pet is cool (most mommies/daddies are soooo boring!) I get the feeling Pet is a bohemian though, I really don't like bohemians, oh well, even Pet can't be perfect.
Paranoid: Wannabe-Westerner, gender identity disordered and attention seeker to the extreme. Draws nicely and is smart but lost.
Xibit: (Don't feel left out!) I like this cat cuz he knows how to diss.
lovely advise Concord I told you so... Tropic23 Hey Freza, Why are you pissed off?? I guess you are unhappy with your own life and now you try to cheer up yourself by offend other people. Poor :roll: ^ian^
Beware the Freza. Tropic23 Beware the Freza?? Haha......I`m scared..... :lol: He/she/it is harmless....... ^ian^
Freza is actually pretty cool.
She just doesn't have a high tolerance for people that appear to be... um... pointless. Tropic23 .....you think that I`m pointless? Well, who gives you the right to say that? ^ian^
Did I say YOU were pointless? Tropic23 You said, that he/she/it hasn`t a high tolerance for people who seem to be pointless...... That sounds for me, that you have the same impression of me....... ^ian^
Look outside... see the sun - the world revolves around it, not you. Tropic23 ......thanks for the info, you genius..... ^ian^
Well, this entire thread is not about you.
I made a general comment about Freza, and you think I'm calling you pointless. Tropic23 Fact is, that Freza said, that I`m stupid, ok?! And your comment were just: Freza is pretty cool, freza just hasn`t......blablabla What ever......I don`t waste my time with such silly things.... ^ian^
I'm starting to think she might have a point.

Just other silly things? Come on... you're not really S&O in disguise are you? Not_Sure What more can you expect from teenagers..... Put your hands up in the air...put your hands up..in the air!! Tropic: I already told you that you were stupid...so i guess Freza is the second to say that :oops: Concord
:lol: :lol: :lol: my post of yesterday on a different thread,

may be onto something :wink: *readies to tackle the "defenders"* sauron :lol: Welcome back Freza, I have missed you sooooooo much. Bohemian I may be, but I am your No. 1 fan. Just one thing, dear. Your parents might think that you are boring too, but it is not very PC these days to say so. Not_Sure lool freza Tropic, you're very original. No one has ever mentioned these word to me before; and it definitely must be the most appropriate explanation for someone daring to call you not smart. Not only are you witty, you're originality is amazing. I also love how you did not use any of what I called you ("harmless") on me.
Pet: Were you really expecting me to be PC? ummm why would you expect that from me :?: weird. but anyways, I said that most parents are boring, surely not all. And yeah, I'm a lot more boring that my parents, and they have no problem calling me "our boring daughter."
bohemians care about political corectness??? news to me! ^ian^
I like your old avatar better than your new one. freza What old avatar? Foodie or Strange? sage & onion
How the hell did I get dragged into this?????? ^ian^
The girl and the cat... and the knife... and the blood....
I'll stop now. freza ah ok, Alice from the McGee games.
If only Dr. D was still around I would ask him: What do you think of the Japanese Thermal Reconditioning treatment ? Do you think it would look to funny if a curly haired person got this treatment to obviously get very straight hair and weeks later chinks started growing at the root while the rest of her hair was, well stick-straight? ^ian^
If only he was still around... the world would be a better place.
I'm sure if you need him, you know where to find him. sauron Sage, you got pushed in before you could jump. Btw, why is Freza not one of your 'daughters'? sage & onion
If I didn't jump in upto this point what makes you think I would?
Maybe she is, Tropic23 I still don`t know why everybody thinks that I`m a teenager. I`m not I know that my postings haven`t a deep sense. You won`t get an enlightenment, when you read my postings and they are not worldshaking..... I know that already and it is ok for me. It is also ok to say that..... I don`t want to write soooo important things, the DF is for me a place for relaxing, meet nice people, small talk.....that`s it. I haven`t to show my whole person, my thoughts and so on. For such things I have a REAL life. Who has a problem with me: Here my message: NUTS TO YOU 8) ....Not sure.....you know that you are an big Assho****and I know it. Your attack at msn was just silly and childish. Be happy, when I don`t tell what you wrote to me. You are just antic.... ^ian^
Wow I think you should chill out a bit... I mean if you have a life... why get upset by the lifeless?
Having said that... your grammar could use some work. asc_26 :lol: :lol: :lol: Ian, most of the ladies in the forum misunderstood you. Hmmm the latest is Tropic..You seem to have probs with them. Who will be the next lady to spat with this guy? I am looking forward to it, very entertaining. :D ^ian^
I wasn't the one who had the war of words with Tropic ASC.
Edit: I'm being nice today - I forgot. I wrote
Thank you Concord. I get the picture :wink: Jeevan
Its it a bit funny, a person who speaks his mind gets a verbal hiding for nothing :) :lol: ^ian^
Also... when ASC means most ladies... she means herself.
MOST ladies on this forum I know in real life through association, meets etc. and they don't have a problem with me. asc_26 0
Me? Spatting on you? When was that? ohh i don't give a damn. :lol:
I find it cute, ladies would really get emotional with Ian's sarcastic way. No worries ladies, he's just trying to catch you. If you give in, then you are trap. :D ^ian^
Dr.D doesn't chase ladies. Concord
can't read too good but... Tropic23
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I know you luminary....
But it is easy to say that. You are from Australia right?!
English is your mother tongue....
Your postings are sooo cute :wink:
I could laugh the whole time :D aarif WOW WOW guys i m really amazed after reading this post.. i started with the on ever1 and then i went to the last page to read the last post and after reading that i think i should read the all the 6 pages to get the history of this forum :) plz guys I am new so please dont move it to fight section.. I think more interesting things yet have to come.. come one guys... We newbies wana know you guys in depth :) Jeevan dont try to get too deep , it would not be too good for your healt and well being :lol: :lol: kidding ask questions a few would be more than glad to answer Concord
for a hefty fee. sniper420 me annoying??????? u r an @ss Conc ...... welkom bac HP [color=red]something about concord :[/color]
well it would be unfair if we dont tell the new commers about him.
Concord was born whern he ws 3 years old. If he were the president of US, he culd make a new country for dogs and nominate himself the "Head of dog State". :P . He loves dogs and now he is collecting money for Assess (Aussies) dogs, so that they can watch the cricket world cup on big screen while eating bones and enjoying wid icecream :P
He has greate love for "sage& onion" . Offcourse sage &onion is not a dog but affordable decent man :=).
Concord is interested to become muslim and the only thing attract him is 4 wives package of Islam. After looking at Iraq , he is planning to be "shia Muslim" .



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