Tom Jones
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between a girl/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
:) :)
Bora Bora
LOL. Thank you for that.
Tom Jones
- Bora Bora wrote:
LOL. Thank you for that.
I said for the guys only BB. What's the matter with you???
No..no... just kidding!
You're welcome dear!!!
8) 8)
Chocoholic
There'll be no s.e.ist stuff around here, otherwise my boot might make contact with your behind me lad!
Tom Jones
C’mon Chocs…. Lighten up?
You call this “se.xi.st” stuff?
It’s just for fun!!
Can’t you see that??
8) 8)
Bora Bora
Its OK Tom. I took a peek so that I know what I can expect down the road.
Chocoholic
I know, I was joking!
Bora Bora
- Chocoholic wrote:
I know, I was joking!
Even I knew that.
Tom Jones
- Chocoholic wrote:
I know, I was joking!
Glad to hear that!!!
I fell down on the tennis court last night and hurt my "butt!"
I certainly don't need to get my butt kicked tonight. Too painful!!!
Phew!! ... What a relief!!!!
:) :)
Tom Jones
- Bora Bora wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
I know, I was joking!
Even I knew that.
I’m older and slower!!!
You see BB what’s waiting for you down the road!!
So, enjoy it while got it!
Your sharp mind, that’s! ...Now don’t get me wrong girl!
8) 8)
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Tom Jones
Oops!
The 3rd line above should've read: So, enjoy it while you got it!
Again, you see BB what old age does to you!!
It's past my bedtime now :) . I'm signing off!! Good night!!
:) :)
Bora Bora
- Tom Jones wrote:
Oops!
The 3rd line above should've read: So, enjoy it while you got it!
Again, you see BB what old age does to you!!
It's past my bedtime now :) . I'm signing off!! Good night!!
:) :)
Hey, the mind is the last thing to go. So I'm not worried.
Misery Called Life
- Bora Bora wrote:
- Tom Jones wrote:
Oops!
The 3rd line above should've read: So, enjoy it while you got it!
Again, you see BB what old age does to you!!
It's past my bedtime now :) . I'm signing off!! Good night!!
:) :)
Hey, the mind is the last thing to go. So I'm not worried.
Touche!
hidnick
haha,nice story~~
newdubai
I sleep on floor and she is on bed ,now i have to change the story
Sharp
- newdubai wrote:
I sleep on floor and she is on bed ,now i have to change the story
aha!!..... it's already changed!!......... ; )
obituary07
you sleep on the floor not on the bed with her. you are a man or something else?
obituary07
I liked your style Tom Jones. you make this more interesting.
dida308
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed
i like thaaaaaaaaaaaaat
portland
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between a girl/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. - > Phedophiles
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. - > Yummy and fresh
At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed. - > Prostitutes
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. - > Married Life
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. - > Bored Married Life - Starting to get menupost
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. - > Very Bored Married Life - Need a bit lubrication
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! - Very dry - need twice lubrication
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??? - > dry as a bark of a tree
:lol:
Sharp
- obituary07 wrote:
you sleep on the floor not on the bed with her. you are a man or something else?
hahaha!... i got you what you mean't by somthing else!.... ; )