EyeCandyDiva
The point behind this game is to give a pick-up line (the cheesier the better). The next poster gives an answer to that pick-up line then gives a silly pick-up line, the next person answers and writes the next line and so on. It can be smart-ass, insulting, or the answer to their prayers.
Like:
-I need to call God cuz Heaven's missing an Angel!
Reply:And I need to call Satan because Hell is clearly missing its idiot!
Let's start with:
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
EyeCandyDiva
OK, no one answered. Weired considering the fact that most guys do have cheesy pick- lines :roll:
An ass kick answer to the first question is :
"If I had a map, it'd just tell you how to get the hell away from me!"
Another lines and answers:
Are you a parking ticket or somethin'?
'Cuz you've got 'fine' written all over you.
"Your parents must've stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!"
These eyes see right through you space cadet...
Is your dad Napoleon?? Cause u look Dynamite!
No, but my father-in-law is Hitler reincarnate! Care to meet him?
You're legs must be tired. Cause you've been running through my mind all night!
running trying to find a way out...
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
That's the most action your underwear is EVER gonna get from me!
Try your best shot:
I seem to have misplaced my number. Can I have yours?
raina
I seem to have misplaced my number. Can I have yours?
Ans: ofcource why not !! it is very short n sweet its 999.....(police) wanna be their guest???
Tropic23
Try your best shot:
I seem to have misplaced my number. Can I have yours?
Of course, my number is in the phonebook.
Man: And your name?
My name can you read next to the number.
Tropic23
Do you have a lighter?
Not_Sure
Did it hurt wen u fell from heaven ?
~is that a mirror in you pants cos i can c myself in them
~do u steal things often?, cos u jsut stole my heart
~do u belive in luv at first sight or shal i walk bye again?
~im tierd wana sleep with me ?
westside
eye candy diva wen can i call u?
Desert Scorpion
your teeth are like stars
If she don't like it you finish with; 'they come out at night' :lol: :lol:
SuperStAr
Are you from Tennesse?
Girl: Why?
Coz u r the only 10 I C :P
SuperStAr
- EyeCandyDiva wrote:
OK, no one answered. Weired considering the fact that most guys do have cheesy pick- lines :roll:
[color=blue] :? hmmm! I dont whant kind of men u have been around hun but not all MEN = Cheesy lines, atleast in my world thats not TRUE! 8)
Now it really depends on how the chessy line is potrayed. In my years of experience with God's gift to men "women" I have managed to put a smile on a beautiful girl at a party with chessy pick up lines. Like I said it all depends on the individuals personal technique.
Here is one of my fav used at parties when I was in US...[/color]
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DAMN! girl, pull that arse over!
I gosto give it a ticket. [/color] :P :lol:
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