smoggie
"Put your knickers on love and make me a cup of tea"
smoggie
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
Miss_lolly
m i invited :roll: !!!
smoggie
Of course you are dear girl. Fire away.......
Miss_lolly
okey
what is the food ??
smoggie
breakfast , old girl. You know...Sausage, eggs, bacon, black pudding beans etc....I'm sure you would rustle up something special. A man likes to be woken to the heavenly smells of a full English!
smoggie
Oh and Ms Folly: Don't forget the toast. Brown bread and Lurpack. 3 slices
Miss_lolly
you are not the one who will prepare it ??
huhhhh
smoggie
wellllllll. If you insist dear girl. But. Can I ak what the hell the problem is with you doing it?
Miss_lolly
becoz i m invited by you
that s mean you ll be prepring it not me
:p
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smoggie
Ah yes..... I presume you are one of the younger generation.
When "on the sniff" with a group of like minded gentlemen, it is always a consideration to accompany "a bit of older" at the end of the evening, due to the guarantee of a hearty fry up the following morning.
Miss_lolly
well i m not
but you can say that to cook i have to be in the mood for that
kind of need to have my own place my own material ...:D
smoggie
Goog golly ms Lolly....
here is another one for you.....
“What I call a dream involves Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil!”
Gene Hunt
Do you like to cook with Chip oil?
Miss_lolly
- smoggie wrote:
Goog golly ms Lolly....
here is another one for you.....
“What I call a dream involves Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil!”
Gene Hunt
Do you like to cook with Chip oil?
your car will need it for breakfast tomorrow ;)
so will not weast it
smoggie
“She’s got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course.”
sharfraz
kinda yesteryear remarks....
seems for someother forum!!!!!
:lol:
wordyexpat
Not really of yesteryear, but here's Borat: [ogling good looking woman] Very nice, very nice! How much?
Captain Australia
"Grab your handbag darling, you've pulled"
Maybe not from yesteryear but definitely sexist.
Chocoholic
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
arniegang
Q: why do women generally have smaller feet than males.?
A: so they can stand closer to the sink when doing the washing up
:lol:
smoggie
Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.