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arniegang Excuse me, Ravioli if you please :lol: :lol: :lol:
XRW-147
Tut, tut... too many canollis has gotten to him. HP Arnigang = Dead Dubai Knight = Dead Eastern Jewel = Mother of 6 kids HP = walking hospital ( having sugar , high blood pressure , two time heart attacks) Liban = Dead ............exploded himself to kill Jew Alex= my wife :P Choco = she will stand at window and throw the water on people ........crazy old woman Knelli = Dead GAB = living at old people's home X-RAW= Handicap Smartd = Became the Jailer at abu ghraib jail arniegang what a cheerful post NOT HP
sorry daddy but its fact !!
I know i will be having very bad conditions in old age ....... Thats the way life is , everyone has to go ....sooner and later thats why we shuld handle each other with care :cry: the_zooter And then you wonder how you failed your Microsoft Certification!! Tut tut tut arniegang Well in 20 years i still intend being alive and kicking :P :P :P the_zooter and no doubt HP will still be coming up with reasons as to why he failed his test, yet again!! HP
I am still MS certified :P
daddy !!
i will be having one complain ....you never brought me in UK when i was under 16 , now i have to stand in queue " non EU and British this way" ......in queue we are always having people from Africa and Asia and they always pray " Og God if we cross the immigration desk , we will give 100 £ to poor people". :oops: the_zooter you definately need certifying!

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alexandra
:shock: :shock: :shock: HP dear, that means i should expect u will ask me to marry u in the next 19 years???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: HP
next year sweetheart !!
I am waiting if daddy recommend my decision . We will go at Oxford street london for shopping or Shuld we travel to Dubai ? alexandra
well we shal see about that....next year :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
so u should behave and not make ur daddy angry so that he will agree to the marriage :lol: :lol: :lol: :P HP
He needs to send me the money with Bitish Queen picture :P ......
anyhow i have to go and do some thing , ya take cre , talk later...... arniegang awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i think something is developing here :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: :pukeright: HP
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she is agreed , whts delay daddy? arniegang Alex doesn't know you as well as us HP :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: Liban 8) the_zooter I think I might put in a counter offer!! What do you say Alexandra?? Me and you - off into the sunset together??
HP
The people will hear the first gun shot at dubai general forum .......so ya better back off ..................
Alex is mine :oops: the_zooter I think thats upto the lovely, beautiful Alex. I've got a lot to offer a girl like her - so I'm sure its going to be a tough decision. Just so she knows that she has got a choice! May the best man win (thats me btw) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: alexandra
Alex knows HP's type soooooooo good, but Alex is just allowing ur kid to play a bit
and BTW, ALex did not agree to any marriage, ALex is in love with somebody! :wink:
ALex has spoken! :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: alexandra :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: alexandra
lollllllllll yeah i am hp's..........................
..........................................................
......................................................DF friend!
HP i know some of the history with some jewel, so guess u don't have much credit, but i like posesive men9 as long as they don't get paranoic), so who knows???? 8) the_zooter
Erm, is that a yes?? :wink: XRW-147 Maybe I will have to reconsider hanging out with Liban - he will make me disabled! - booooo. :lol: alexandra
ahhmmmmmmm that is a definetelly MAYBE!
:dontknow: :lol: :lol: :lol: HP
Alex,
Jewel is someone who is inside my heart all the time , jesus , even the people in Romania also know about it :oops:
By the way , whats my type :roll:
daddy ,
where is she now a days ...........can ya tell her i miss her .
:cry: alexandra
that's ur type!!!!! HP, u like to play, flirt and after u get what u want u loose the interest! so predictable :? HP Alex, I never played with any girl , if i ever wanted i could play with the countless girl . I even had very very rich girls as my friend and if i wanted i culd spoil them , but i never did it. :oops: Do not judge me because of my posts :oops: alexandra
lolllllll HP u were the one who posted ur own dirty little secrets about that girl that got used to pay ur bills :twisted: :wink: alexandra
and i do not judge anyone, i dont have the right! but i do get some conclusions from facts, words etc :roll: HP
i am the only person who reveals the truth and no one other has courage to write anything , they prefer to shut their mouths and act like sophisticated idiots :P arniegang eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk DF's first serious fight over a girl :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: alexandra
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: who's fighting? :roll: arniegang HP is getting very possessive :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: alexandra
about EJ...yeah he is :lol: the_zooter
And fight is the right word - I'm not giving up on Alex yet!!
Alex: I know I'm a little late, but will you be my valentine?? :love4: the_zooter
Leave HP to dream over EasternJewel. I've only got eyes for you, Alex 8) the_zooter I'm actually glad I wasn't mentioned!! But I don't think I'm HP's favourite person now (because of trying to steal Alex from under his nose!), so I'm sure I will also be "dead" or something equally as serious!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: alexandra
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: zooter don't push ur luck! the_zooter
Awww - give me a break! Pleeeaaassseeee :love4: arniegang
This is conclusive evidence you have been mentioned, cited and targeted by the DF Jackal.
Watch your back Zoots.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: alexandra
oh, romeo....i am affraid to say yes, i am affraid that HP will kill u :cry: but hey , don't even think that i will kill myself if u will die :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: the_zooter
Erm, thanks Alex - almost a compliment!! :lol:
Don't worry about me though - HP can't get to me - besides, I feel our love is too strong to hide it from the world any longer. He can take away my life, but he can never take away my love for you!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :love4: easternjewel
he had history with choco as well & then he moved on to me...
all i can say is THANK YOU !! Alex for coming to DF :lol: :lol:
HP, shud I get rakhi? bhaiii'yaaaa :twisted: Liban
Think of all the pity s.e.x. you will get though :) HP People lets be rational . Can anyone tell me 1= I live in Denmark and how come i get married or flirt with a girl from Romania ? 2= I live in Denmark and how come i get married or flirt with an indian based girl in Dubai? I am just having fun here and it doesnt mean that i am involved with any girl . Do i have shortage of girls? I bet i can get any indian and Pakistani girls as long as she doesnt know that i am HP :0). :wink: I have female friends , who are doctors , engineer, consultants , even singer :P I assume that E.Jewel and Alex both are at college level :wink: I have to search answers and post replies in Microsoft online news groups and thats the reason ,i have to come here and post crap to keep myself relax because i cant do it anywhere else :wink: alexandra
lol :lol: EJ i never took Hp's words serious (in this flirt topic), he is just playin' and i am not bothered.....yet! 8)
guess he needs the virtual flirt to pump up his ego...but i think he's a nice guy after all! :shock: oooooooohhhhhhhhh God did i really say that????? :twisted: alexandra
:cry: :cry: :cry: and i thought u were serious about the marriage thing! i bought my wedding dress :cry: :cry: :cry: i broke my heart HP :cry: easternjewel
You have committed a sin my friend!! Now get ready to face the (hp) consequences. :shock: :shock: :shock: alexandra i will tell ur daddy what u did!!!! and he will punish u! :cry: :cry: :cry: arnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! look what HP did to me! :cry: alexandra
OMG what r those conseq? :shock: HP
OH OH OH Alex ..................
But i am in love with Eastern Jewel :oops: alexandra [quote="HP"]
OH OH OH Alex ..................
But i am in love with Eastern Jewel :oops:
really? ohhhhhhhhh :cry: :cry: :cry: and why u broke my heart and saied that u will marry me?
:cry: :cry: :cry: easternjewel dun b sad alex, he is jus playin hard with you. I know he luvs you :wink: He is just playing the 'I luv some1 else' trick to make u jealous :lol: the_zooter [quote="alexandra"]
Alex - you've still got me!! :love4: easternjewel
Hp will irritate you till your a corpse cause you called him NICE hehe the_zooter
No - definately think you are stuck with him EJ!!
Sorry :lol: :lol: :lol: HP In this forum we have 49388 posts and We have 5334 registered users, who know that HP loves E.Jewel , these people made 49388 posts , even the newest registered user punjabi knows that HP is in love wid E.Jewel. :oops: The Zooter .............bring the ring for Alex :wink: easternjewel
ooooh so now I know why you say that! Your forcing me on Hp so that you can have Alex.
you dirty politician !
:shock: :lol: HP
:oops:
I will keep ya wid me in Denmark and there will be no sun to burn your skin :oops: alexandra
:lol: :lol: :lol: she got u all right zooty :roll: easternjewel
no Hp you know nothing, you luv alex :shock: raidah keep ur eyes open. petit HP is very much so playin around :twisted: alexandra
i am not sad girl! and no way for me to get jelouse, not in this case and not for HP sure! :wink: the_zooter
Erm, erm, erm
I love you both too!!?? :love5: HP
shut up ............ :cry:
I am in love with E.Jewel ................................ alexandra
damn right amiga! yesterday he had his arms arround u, he love EJ and wants to marry me! :lol: :lol: :lol:
HP get real man! :P HP
The truth is that
I love E.Jewel :oops: alexandra
HP , let me guess the reason for the love for EJ....ur bills came???? :lol: :lol: :lol:
yeah EJ he DO loves u1 HP
now i can afford all expenditure of E.Jewel :oops: raidah
well, im sorry to say this again, but i just need to chain smbody to the table :roll: and the very petit HP is the ideal candidate. he needs to be punished
the domina in me can finally come to the light :twisted:
:lol: :lol: HP How can ya girls believe that i really lover her ? :roll: alexandra
if u need some help u know i am there amiga! raidah
we don t give a damn if u love her or not. get on knees ans shut up!!!!!!!
alex get the whip, we r gonna have some fun :lol: :lol: :lol: HP
okay :roll:
E.Jewel ............... alexandra
done amiga! HP u can run but u can't hide! :twisted: raidah
he does not want to run... :shock:
such a slave soul :? HP Take care girls I have to do couple of things before jumping into bed ........i will awake up at 6.30 and then will at GYM ......................Breakfast at 8 .....will catch the train at 8.15 ............The train will drop me at 8.20 ......will be at office at 8.25............ Oh Yeah .....we r having big party at 18.30 ......on thrusday we r having holiday :P ........... E.Jewel Take care girl ............stick wid your pride :oops: Alex....... taa taa ........ alexandra
taa taa! he's gone girls
Party up the harem's slave has left the building! yupeeeeeeeee :wink: :occasion9: raidah well, we almost convinced Knight to take off his armour and do some cooking in the house... :D we ll find the next victime :twisted: alexandra
u r so evillllllllllllll :twisted: GAB
Now I am miffed!! :cry: :lol: arniegang There will never be a fight over you Gabsy, because everyone knows you belong to Moi :oops: :oops: the_zooter
Awww - thats so sweet!!
Erm, does that mean the way is clear for me and Alex??
What do you say Alex?? :love4: GAB
Aaaaw, shucks!! :oops: HP
GAB my new mom , how r ya :P
daddy
i had sent you PM :oops: alexandra
zooter, my dear, i think u got something from hp's attitude, lol! u should not hang so much with him cause u will only get in trouble! :shock: :twisted:
and stop following hp's example about flirting! just a friendly advice! :wink: the_zooter
Only trying to be friendly! :wink: Proseries
What about the other 5344 members? the_zooter
Presumably we all go on to live long and healthy lives! Proseries Sweet. Moester
actually you should expect him to propose just before he dies, cause another heart ataack and that guy is history
hahahahaha
nice post HP Dubai Knight How strange that I missed this little gem of HP sauce! Methinks that we have some feisty young fillies here at DF who take no prisoners, like a little bit of mild SM and femdom, but also know how to hit where it hurts! My advice to HP...stick to the one hand shandies as its obvious EJ is far too intelligent for you. But then again so is an amoeba! Zoots...Alex is already spoken for and a continued attempt to breach her defenses will only end up with you either picking your teeth out of a bowl in the A&E unit or finding sensitive parts of your anatomy nailed to the floor with 6" wire jobbies! One look at her avatar will tell you...don't mess with her because she is obviously a cross between Red Sonja and Zena, Warrior Princess! Me? I'm keeping my armour well and truly bolted on! Now where are those Stormtroopers when you really need one? :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight the_zooter
Oh no - now you've done it!! Red Sonja and Zena Warrior Princess. Could it really be?? I've died and gone to heaven!! alexandra
DK ur soooooooo crazy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
poor Zooter u will scare the s#it out of him :twisted: Dubai Knight
Its not me that scares the shite out of him! Thats your job!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight Chocoholic Yes HP I will be the crazy old woman, who comes and bashes you over the head then runs off down the road cackling to herself - yyyyeeeeeeiiiii fayz
Sweet like a possesive stalker :lol: alexandra from what i remember i did not hear zooter complaining :twisted: the_zooter
Quite right Alex :P :P :P :P :P the_zooter
Not sure how I can respond to that without dropping myself in it one way or another!! lol alexandra
i knew u wont dissapoint me zooter! :wink: the_zooter
8) 8) 8)
And I knew you liked me really!! :lol: Dubai Knight Oh strewth! The sickly sound of puppy love! Do us all a favour, Zoots: book a ticket to Bucharest, go find Alex, do the dirty deed and put us all out of your misery! Mind you...Alex may have something to say on the matter! Oh and Raidah...sorry I missed you out darling, I was typing fast and it just slipped out too quickly. Er...that sounded wrong! :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight fayz
yes forgetting Raidah will make her think you are short......with her
:lol: :lol: terranova can someone please create an executive summary of what's happening in this thread. i just can't make out what the heck is up.. who's the DFM and why are they trying to keep out newcomers. is there some sort of initiation ceremony or membership fee that i don't know about? arniegang dfm = dubai forums mafia Dubai Knight
Not sure if I can summarise the thread...but the DFM is our little protection outfit (DubaiForum Mafia!!) not keeping the newbies out, just keeping an eye on everyone...for their own protection...you understand...
8) 8) 8)
Knight Liban Arnie, now we have to kill terranova for possession of information about our existance... I killed the last guy, can you take care of this one or hand him to one of your minions? DK maybe? Dubai Knight
No problems...he will sleep with the fishes!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight terranova sticks and stones may break my bones, but words won't hurt me :twisted: can i join this protection racket. i'm a good enforcer. references are provided upon request. Concord How apropo your name means "new ground" - sometimes found in backyards or remote locations... Dubai Knight
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Knight arniegang
I have taken care of terranova buddy.
8) 8) 8) the_zooter
Has he been warned about moving in on my flirting territory?? Alex is off limits!! As is EJ and anyone else of my choosing!! :lol: arniegang we look after our own in the DFM Brotherhood :wink: :wink: :wink: A64Venice OMG can I also join DFM? Can I Can I? Concord
Depends if you are willing to do without the left or right pinky finger! The first test is the choice (right or left) if you choose correctly, then the finger goes. If you want to know more details check out the last scene in the movie "four rooms" by Quinten Tarantino. A64Venice
Any other parts of the ritual I need to know? In the meantime *searching for four rooms torrent* :D Concord Just the very last scene before the credits begin to roll. A clasic! arniegang We would consider you Venice. You would have to prove your worth by "whacking someone or thing" like one of the non conformers or Ej's really cute fluffy doggie. 8) 8) 8) Concord
But not "yourself"! arniegang i am Don Agiolli i dont have to prove anything 8) 8) 8) Concord
But not "yourself".
Arnie, here is another try on advise to Venice! Concord XRW-147
Flew right over left field I think Con. Dubai Knight
That went over the top of their heads and went splat against the wall!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight Concord X & D, Didn't think everyone would get it but had high expectation on Arnie! XRW-147
More like "something about mary" stylez. Dubai Knight
Reginald Iolanthe Perrin is alive and well! (Its an obscure reference but Arnie should be able to remember Reggie Perrin!)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight arniegang Brilliant series :D the_zooter
I was only thinking about that episode the other day!!! Very funny!!
"Desert sir??"; "Er, Ravioli please".
I didn't get where I am today by laughing about having ravioli for every meal! sara_uk post from the past :lol: :lol: you can shoot me if you want sage & onion
Bang bang bonitta I wud be Bonitta even after 20 years 8) Concord Funny thing becuase Ian and I were discussing the last scene in the movie "Four Rooms" by Quentin Tarrentino - which is also the initiation ceremony for DFM (as mentioned in the thread ^^^^^)



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