^ian^
Not FAQs but Facts
Fact 1 - this place urgently needs a sandbox for new users to prevent spamming.
Fact 2 - Online surveys online achieve one thing, and that's to make the survey hosting companies rich - apart from that they do nothing... nothing.
Fact 3 - If you ask about something illegal, even if you know it's illegal, the standard reply wil be that it is illegal and you will get locked up, deported, decapitated or all three - not necessarily in that order.
Fact 4 - Living with your girlfriend - see Fact 3
Fact 5 - Living with your boyfriend - See Fact 3
Fact 6 - Poker - See Fact 3
Fact 7 - Liquor run - See Fact 3
Fact 8 - A lot of the conversation that goes on is between one user's many accounts.
Fact 9 - Any useful help will only be achieved through using the search function.
Annex 9a - You may eventually get help after tolerating at least 12 posts asking you to use the search function, being told it's illegal (Fact 3), being abused, and enduring pointless replies such as "Good Point!"
Fact 10 - The Romance Section is the home of lost and desperate souls. Only visit it if you are a lost or desperate soul, or enjoy adding misery to lost and desperate souls.
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Fact 12 - The most useful section is Expat Help, unfortunately you have to endure a lot of Fact 3 and a lot of Fact 9 (and Annex 9a) before you will get any use out of it.
Fact 13 - There are only 5 people worth corresponding with on the forum, and none of their Alias start with Sage & Onion
Fact 14 - Hamburgers are tasty.
Fact 15 - Small furry animals can also be tasty.
Fact 16 - If you ride a horse, you're a stuck up aristocratical wannabe - deal with it.
Fact 17 - Yes Etisalat have blocked x - complaining on a forum won't fix it.
Fact 18 - The veterens section is dead, because the only veterens left worth knowing think this place is joke.
Ladies and Gentlemen and Sage, these are the Facts.
Deal with it.
HP
what if Sage & Onion step down as moderator from "General Forum" ? would it solve any problem ? :roll: if so then HOW ?
whats iz your humble opinion.
PS " If we r not the part of solution then we r the part of problem ".
arniegang
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
love it
Cupid
I like those but I need to go to fact 10, I'm lost
^ian^
- arniegang wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
love it
Will you still love it after it is edited by one of the moderators?
HP
- ^ian^ wrote:
Not FAQs but Facts
Fact 3 - If you ask about something illegal, even if you know it's illegal, the standard reply wil be that it is illegal and you will get locked up, deported, decapitated or all three - not necessarily in that order.
Deal with it.
what would be the punishment of suicide bomber in Dubai :lol:
PS" Is it true when u go and buy condem they ask for ur marriage certificate " :oops:
gtmash
- HP wrote:
- ^ian^ wrote:
Not FAQs but Facts
Fact 3 - If you ask about something illegal, even if you know it's illegal, the standard reply wil be that it is illegal and you will get locked up, deported, decapitated or all three - not necessarily in that order.
Deal with it.
what would be the punishment of suicide bomber in Dubai :lol:
PS" Is it true when u go and buy condem they ask for ur marriage certificate " :oops:
Only to gays.
yujinn
Fact 19 - The forums are mostly populated by jaded and sarcastic people so get over it :lol:
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MAC
- yujinn wrote:
Fact 19 - The forums are mostly populated by jaded and sarcastic people so get over it :lol:
i met no one who is sarcastic. the country of Sacarsicstan do no even exist :roll: population Sacarsicstan = zero. please go eskool.
and i met mane peoples
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asc_26
- yujinn wrote:
Fact 19 - The forums are mostly populated by jaded and sarcastic people so get over it :lol:
True, sarcastic and condescending most of the time.
Fact 20 - DF becomes poster's outlet of frustration.
Fact 21 - Some moderators are not reliable.
MAC
- asc_26 wrote:
- yujinn wrote:
Fact 19 - The forums are mostly populated by jaded and sarcastic people so get over it :lol:
True, sarcastic and condescending most of the time.
Fact 20 - DF becomes poster's outlet of frustration.
Fact 21 - Some moderators are not reliable.
fact 20 it shud be and why not.
fact 21 = you right.
i don't agree because not condenscending as Dubai = very hot so you can't get condensation.