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Dr. D's N00b wrap up


Dr.D Well... since everyone likes to comment on the Vets of the forum (and given the animals on the forum of late - we could do with some more Vets) - I thought I'd post a wrap on the n00bs of late.
Don't be offended if you're not offended.
MAC
I mean... who is this guy? At first I had him pegged for a Pakistani, but his constant whining about things being so bad in his life leads me to believe he's actually a Ukanistani. He wants a girl, he wants a job, he wants a life... and yet he spends so much time posting with his crappy English here... I think he needs to get outside some!
MAC's Dad
Nice try Age & Bonion...
Purple Complex
Writes long winded posts about himself in a vain attempt to seek attention from a crowd of people who don't know any better. The colour purple is actually the colour of sexual frustation, not homosexuality, and that says it all really. Pink is still the colour of homosexuality - at least, that's what Mac told me.
Tropic23
Posts a lot... but posts doth not make a veteran. In Sage's case, being old makes him a veteran. In Tropic's case, she's still a n00b in my book. Tries to act clever... but is clearly not. It is said the Dubai Air Traffic control have asked for over time because they've had to work double shifts since she arrived. (Yes I know Concs....)
Harrysat
Has made 10 posts.... so far has contributed nothing... come on Harry!
Kay1730
Dude looks like a lady.
Howcomewechange
Howcomeyoupost?
Lion0009
Oh my god... I mean mashallah... WTF is going on here? This isn't a case of your usual whack job hack job, but true serial killer potential! Man (or lady) - where do you get off inflicting your diatribe on us? Are you trying to be clever? Are you trying to convince Tropic23 you're intelligent (you probably succeeded) either way... can you try please?
Dr.Angel
Appreciate you joining the forum and all that... but there's room for only one Dr. around here... and frankly I don't buy that you're a real doctor anyway. I suggest you come clean about this - stop making the profession look bad by handing out wrong and potentially brain lethal advice on the forum.
Gracy
I mean WTF? Just because Bushra22 or Alina4u doesn't post much anymore didn't mean we put out a sign saying "Attention whore required - apply within!". Everyone thinks you're Lion00009 anyway but more to the point who gives a shit.
N00bs... consider this your wake up call. Get with the program and sort yourselves out. Since the cowboy with the plastic badge took over, this once good forum has lacked some discipline... but Dr. D is back to give it to you... and I will.
Mark my words.
Shape up or bear the brunt of the D.eath Ray.
Dr.D Oh and ASC26 - you'll always be a n00b to me. Jeevan Dr. D for president :lol: :lol: LMAO :lol: :lol: asc_26
That's fine. Noob is cute.
Firewall is always there to protect the noobs! Jeevan What bout Kage Dr. D or u consider purple and kage the same? Galactico Second what J has just said Dr. D for President :lol: Purple Complex It's a pleasure to be of assistance... I only hope a more fitting and less subjective terms of expression could be used in the future Dr.D
Hey man... I now realise you learnt to speak English off the back of a Cornflakes packet, but you'll need more than the Kellogg's School of Grammar to cut it here.
Start with stopping. That's right...
Stop trying to look clever... you're in the presence of a rocket scientist - remember that.
Stop trying to pick up girls with big words... you'll just confuse the likes of Tropic and ASC.
Stop replying.... start posting - useful stuff, not the shite (whatever colour) that you're churning out.
This place is a dirty muckhole that makes some of the pot stops back in 'Nam look like a freaking surgeon's rectum after a triple bleach enema. Sort it out!!! asc_26 Oh Ian, why not make a list of usernames or persons that you don't like in the forum? Posters that you don't like in the forums. Period! Instead of writing very long rants? By doing so, you & your so called men working behind the scene can change "Dubai , Welcome to Dubai Cyber Community of people we only like" It is an open message board for anyone who would like to join our elitist group. Quite Simple! Dr.D
WTF? Who asked you? And ^Ian^ doesn't even post here anymore... thanks to the drivellous drivel that is now DF.

Is that your new sig?

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KageofSoul Certainly a most inane set of rudimentarily intuitive reflections conveyed by such a priggish, parochial character. Dr. D is an amusingly interesting guy ^_^ Dr.D
Priggish aint the word man... I have plenty of pineapples for the asshats here.
That comment was dedicated to the Knight of the forum - he knows what I mean. asc_26
Ian, you are so pathetic & Judgmental! This kind of post would only generate outrage among members. Tell your men working behind the scene to block my 10 IP address. Thanks! Dr.D
Shit I really feel for this Ian guy... dunno what he did to you... but yallah, it must have been good.
Can you get any more random? KageofSoul
Vacuously proclaimed, though still quite amusing. Dr.D
Man, you're a vernacular sandwich... shame someone forgot the bread. Jeevan ASC Dr. D is not Ian , now u will ask me how i know :) let it rest they are diff people for sure :lol: Galactico Dr. D are you sure on Mac dad's Identity :?: asc_26
Tell that to the marines and your so called ^_^ group! Dr. D aka Ian & some other usernames, you can only run after the harmless & posting in DF to enjoy. So sad. I don't want to brag! Blah!
Dr.D
Without getting all philosophical Tic - whether A&B is the man behind the keyboard, or the puppeteer pulling the strings... I'm as sure as your middle name is custard. asc_26
Tell him to stop bitching on me. Just block all IP addresses that i am using. One thing for sure, i didn't do anything harm against anyone even if there are more things to be spit out. Geesh!
Dubai Forums so sad and pathetic! Galactico ^^^Asc calm down :shock: KageofSoul
Oh do continue... Your preposterous sense of logic and reality is ever humorous.
So this is the "Lighthearted entertainment" our fellow forumers were talking about. It's a shame I missed you earlier... Galactico
Thanks for the info Dr. D 8) Dr.D
Er... we got a live one here boys!
For the record, I know ^Ian^ has only one other username, and it's not this one. Have spoken to the guy on the phone and was at his BBQ for Australia day - nice guy - but never got that involved with him.
I do know he works for the same people I do.
Now... what's a ^_^ group? Is this some kind of scout thing? gracy people so complex.. they said i am lion0009, other said, i & lion009 having "love understanding"... well, as u wish peeps... onething, DF no laughs without those people being mentioned... Dr. D, i will vote u as well, as President... :D Bleakus haha good job Dr D asc_26
WOW! Someone enjoys reading and spreading gossip around here. How tempting is it to spread more delicious gossips? Cheap lighthearted Community so to speak. KageofSoul
Well we can't put down the man for his choices of activities. It doesn't matter if they're utterly aimless and pathetic. Just so long as he finds his paltry enjoyment or fulfillment, who are we to condemn? asc_26
Blabber does continue and it does help to increase post. This is the kind of light hearted debate you so called veterans want.
Suggestion: STOP accepting registration and make it your own happy community, as all you brag about. Dr.D
Too much Red Bull? asc_26
Guiness I guess. Dr.D
So you're drunk? Does your boss know? MAC after mr. dr's exlent post, except where it talks abut me, i think noobis shud change name. this way no more insults from him. MAC = Macnificent :oops: Mac's Dad = my nephew = my uncle = my brother (not many womans) Kageofsoul = Kageafool Purplecomlex = purplepoop Tropic23 = cantcounthigher Harrysat = stayseated Kay730 = Kaylame Howcomewechange = cantmakechange Lion009 = lying99%oftime Dr.Angel = DerrAnged Gracy = ifnotgamenoclue Purple Complex
Cornflakes? Picking Up Girls? Stopping?
Mr. D...
Dear boy, does this dibbled dianthus diatribe me? Such daft dainty dander only dangles the dichromatic dandies and dunce of dames. Daringly doth thy daunt the dazzler into deadlock for in such discord I shall disconcertingly discount discreetly in disdain as you discover the discrimination in my discursive disengagement is deceptive. Finding yourself disembarked and disenchanted from the disease leaving that feeling of disembowelment for your destination is a dark and desolate desert of despondance. freza Ascy, Dr. D is NOT Ian! Why do I know this??? Cuz Ian only has two usernames: ^ian^ & freza . I am 100% postive of this. Also, Ian is much more negative than Dr. D, it's only obvious.
(Hint: Chocolate and Panadol work great during "those days")
Dr. D, dr Angel is actually Michael Jackson who's on a short trip to Bahrain - I'm surprised no one noticed this before. lion0009
dont go near to cow after taking red bull MAC
u have probls. i admit i am uneducated idiot but at least not wasted time like you wid a dictionary so yu cud post here. wid the education money i bough herd of beef and then bougt computer. good choice my village proud. Dr.D
I bet you still can't find a woman. lion0009
shame on u people...why this fighting..... :oops: Dr.D And heads up N00bs... every Village needs an idiot, but we're overpopulated at the moment. Jeevan Alright guys and gals enuff, the light hearted fun is leading somewhere else. lets just stop acusing each other and calling people names. Asc matter of fact Ians not Dr. D, from what i know Ian is busy with something really important, havent talked to him today. stop this mudslinging , Dr. D i guess things are going too far, some people dont understand and will never understand so its no point. Purple and kage, a request stop what ever u are doing, there are enuff clones on here already, they stuff ur doing is gonna lead to generation of more clones.and you know very well what i mean. If what i am saying makes sense just STOP!! dont get the admin involved in it , orelse i will have to get them involved. J panaghoy CAN SOMEONE BRING DR. D BACK TO HIS WARD PLS!! KageofSoul
He has a wild imagination too...

lol undereducated. Purple Complex
I'm not sure why you're mentioning me as if I was the instigator, but if you look at the beginning of this thread you may understand why the thread ended up this way.
Furthermore...

Is more of an obvious display of sexual frustration. :? asc_26
Hahaha....Made my day. :lol: :lol: :lol: People believe in gossip and made up story. So pathetic. Dr.D
You shouldn't take it to heart. Not everyone can be as popular as me. asc_26
Admin won't do anything about it cos they're the people behind it. Feed them an inch, they'll spread & brag they know 1 meter. People who are real & enjoy posting in DF are being attacked & judged. And you consider & talk about this light hearted community? Good, i send a photo of someone else. See?! Ohh This is safe and everything will be kept private. PMs are not PMs. People behind the scene who don't have anything to do enjoys reading members' PMs.
Proven & Tested so to speak, all are just dumb ever! :shock: St.Lucifer hahahahaah good job Dr.D and more than anyone else.. MAC.. I'd support u for presidency.. After all we, the undereducated also have to live on.. So fight for the rights man.. So that atleast in the near future we can get a bunch of dictionaries and write like kageafool and purplepoop. Even though their posts dont make any sense, we could atleast try our luck at the competition for most heartsick fool next year, or atleast take part in singing competitions. All our posts would be nice meaningless, incomprehensible rhymes. MAC
who's this cat "panaghoy". asc_26
Kiss my bacon back. :D Dr.D
that would be haram. MAC
why you "lol' to undereducated. what izz educated anyway. Purple Complex
This is hysterical (and historical), you guys have finally actually admitted that you don't understand me.
You should have simply said so in the beginning I don't mind coming down to your level.
You're right undereducated people do live and happily too. It's much less stressful to be a janitor than a doctor.
I mean where would we be without the garbage men. asc_26
I am a gracious lady, don't push me so hard. I am warning you. MAC
but can you support me for "residency". need visa to come to dubai. St.Lucifer I'd seen a guy puking all that he ate for 3 months just cos he had 1 little peg more that his limit. Poor fella.. i told him to stop drinkin if he cant take a little extra peg... u may puke if u drink over the limit.. but stop cryin n sayin that its all coz of bloody party culturen that they gave me alcohol.. just wash yoa face n have the next peg. Jeevan STOP!!!! MAC
we wud have less garbage and kanneli concord and chocoholic wud be happy. THE COVENANT Pineapples Dr. D ? Purple sounds like hes got a cactus shoved up his you know what. moron harrysat how to write moe after getting so many cross chat ---- enjoying it ---- Purple Complex
More hysteria...
Try an inltellectual comeback instead of incessant hyperbole. St.Lucifer
Well your stress was on wrong place.. :D and You guys, does it include everyone? I dont know much abt everyone.
hahaha you are a really funny man..without garbage men, u would decompose without any place to go n huh it's quite filthy. It must be hard being u man.
And yeah if u can understand what i've been saying.. your suggestion would be great..I'm not sure if u can do it by coming down, Coz Common Sense knows no levels. Purple Complex
Most of that wasn't intelligible, but have fun with that pineapple. :D St.Lucifer
Which? :?: THE COVENANT
hyperbola or parabola i dont care but your ass must be definately hurting right ? KageofSoul
Don't ya just looove pineapples ^_^

Another one with a wild imagination...
Wonder what happens to him at night... :? Chocoholic WOW this is becoming a lame attempt for some N00bs to up their post counts so they're not considered N00bs anymore. However, unintelligent waffle doesn't really count - jeez. KageofSoul
Srsly.. THE COVENANT from the look of it you and purple spend your nights together it seems right? St.Lucifer
^^^ :shock: :shock: do u think so..?? I think its yet another attempt by admins/mods to give a facelift to the forum.. n Its working Chocoholic Where oh where have all the normal people gone from the forum - seriously is this the kind of rambling rubbish we're all going to subjected to from now on? Jeevan Asc, neither mods nor admin can read anyones PM lets get that straight, dunno where u got that theory from :) and are we gonna stop or i need to reclaim my guns from andy? :lol: asc_26
Jeevan, I wasn't born yesterday. Tell this to your Dr. and Enjoy the karaoke of light hearted community. THE COVENANT Whatever it may be, but i guess we need to make a seperate forum for them something on the lines of games lounge- called the noobs lounge and make purple poop and kagefool the mods, let them continue with their antics in there without disturbing the normal forum Dr.D
My god! Nobody can read PMs, this has been discussed before, and I certainly don't have the ability to.
I think it's a case of PMS not PMs. St.Lucifer huh!!!!! that was nasty! asc_26
My god if i am not gracious enough, you're already exposed long time ago. Or Dubai Forums website? Dr.D
Well, she's freaking out thinking people are reading PMs sent to her.
I prefer to use shock tactics... Jeevan
i would say this once more, stop accusing , i am a mod and thats the reason why i said this.
about the karaoke no comments, i dont want to be a part of this mudslinging, and i dint expect you to be a part of it as well after being so long on the forum.
cheers
J
I need my guns back andy , the forums loosing it :lol: Dr.D
Er... now you've lost me completely.
What on Earth are you talking about? asc_26
Certified dumbaZZ! asc_26
You are only a mod, that's it & that explain it all. I am so disappointed, people accusing of people whom they don't know. Pretending to be somebody, but ....

True. Shh... ^ian^ Oh my god what a mess.
Clean up crew in aisle 6 please! St.Lucifer
Utter bullshit treated with total cow chip.. :D haha this must b the crapacabola! Purple Complex
There's something about a lot of the members here, they can't stop thinking about other men's backsides. To think I was being question about sexuality.
It's all clear to me now. Tropic23 Dr.D ist still mortified. We had a business meeting. Information exchange between colleagues. He wasn`t a gentleman. He started to touch me!! I wrote him a Dear John letter. Dr.D=lovelorn I`m soo sorry DD sweetheart......you will find a nice girl someday. Don`t worry.... You are soo....well....kindly and....and so on.... And the look doesn`t really matter!!! Really,.... Purple Complex I'm not at all surprised to hear that of him Tropic. He does act like the exact type to do and look that way. Nevertheless I believe everyone is matched with who they deserve in the end. KageofSoul
My, my... how sad. Who'd have believed the man was that lonely? Although it still doesn't warrant that sort of ill-mannered conduct.
I guess it doesn't pay to be undereducated after all. Stupid garbage men. kay1730
and who asked for your opinion, such a hater. why are u checkin out guys in the first place.
I dont really care what you think but its really shockin that someone has such bad eye sight to say that a perfectly normal guy looks like a women.
I think your eyes have given up on you or maybe your just a old a.s.s whos got nothing to do but comment on 21 year old guys. seriously mate, get a life. Jeevan
ur pressing some serious charges :shock: ^ian^
In her dreams.... lol!
I imagine the D man gets his fair share of attention from ladies without having to scrape the bottom of a barrel, especially this barrel. Bleakus wow man, dubaiforums used to be more about topics than flaming each other before new people came around. there is not thread so far posted without somebody hijacking it and making it a flame pit. Jeevan bleak dude dint ya get my PM? where have u been( sorry off topic) Dr.D Whilst I never feel the need to explain myself, it appears in this instance I might have to. You see, once upon a time, this forum was a pretty cool place to hangout, make friends, meet people and generally help those find their way around Dubai. Dubai is a tough city for new people who come here, and the forum once served to be an information portal for those interested in coming to Dubai, or those who just arrived... and provided the much needed help for those starting out on their expat life. It also provided an interesting platform to discuss the various ins and outs of living here, laws, customs, red tape... things you need to do to get started. Of late however, I have watched it rapidly slip into a cess pit of idle banter and meaningless conversation focused around a bunch of desperate and lifeless individuals. My intention was to have a bit of a poke at the n00bs to try and spark a reaction... well it worked... but to my surprise people have come forth and defended their inanity with much enthusiasm. So finally... snap out of it sea urchins... this place is about many things.... do not let it become another myspace forums or dating site for lonely despos in this city. I have lost count of the people who have helped me on the forums throughout my 12 months in Dubai, and save but a couple, none of these people feel the need to post on the forum anymore. In regular discussion, everyone seems to agree this place is just garbage now... not the quality it used to be... and not a place that people can really find help. And before you say "well what have you done to help?", I have helped countless people in my time here, and I'm always willing to extend the hand of friendship. So let's make peace n00bs, but peace with a condition. Remember what this forum is for.... it's to help people first and foremost. It's not a dating board, it's not a place for inane banter, it's not a place to whittle away the working day with childish drivel. Nuff said. Bleakus
yeah i did, sorry i didnt reply....wasnt on the net much, just suprised on what happened to dubaiforums Bleakus well said Dr D its that some people take this forum too seriously Jeevan couldnt have put it in a better way D i guess u have put forward the feeling of everyone who has disappeared. hope it makes sense to a lot of people, and some sanity gets back. J St.Lucifer Feel the need for that PSP thread back :D asc_26 Continous bragging as usual. I maybe a noob for my new username. :wink: And yeah, veterans would upfront tell straight to your face that you are this & that. Feed them a little and they will brag a mile. I've met real veterans around here, shared their photos taken in some meets etc. And yeah, it's a place to meet people and get guidance in Dubai. Have i ever spit those personal detailed informations? Nah.. You know what that is? It's called Integrity. So veterans wannabe as you consider yourself to be, I is what lacking around here. Most just flanked the integrity test. So pathetic.
Wannabe, Practice what you preach. Clean your soiled face first before asking others to do the same.
Moving on... Jeevan
whats that for? ^ian^
Really? Who? When?
I hate to wave my veteran status around, but as being the member who has met more members than anyone else... I've yet to meet anyone who has met you... in the flesh... in real life. asc_26
I will tell you once you know the concept of Integrity.

You said so... St.Lucifer I've never seen a DF session photograph.. Hey. .. has anyone got it..?? I mean, hmm I really wanned some photographs of df meets.. esp of the ones which i've attended. Jeevan i got a few others lucif, not the ones that u were at :) KageofSoul
Poor dude. I'm almost filled with tears. You mean this thread was just a round about way of expressing just how much you love us... The Saviour who's helped many and saved countless people... The hero who's loved and revered by his loyal minions who back him in all his fatuousness while showing the same ineptitude... A man so desperate that he'd resort to harassment to fulfill his untended desires... A forum member so peaceful and considerate that he'd spend his time and effort to build it up nicely even if it makes him look like a fool...
He is... Dr. D.
You're a nonce, but at least you're not a garbageman ^_^ Purple Complex Dr. D, you are also one of the n00bs that aren't contributing to helping this place get back to it's original state. And since you're going to argue about being a n00b, I'll explain. a noob is someone new (noo). It is common for newcomers to make silly mistakes especially when it is their first forum, but after a while they get the message and reform their ways to make it among the top. a n00b is someone that no matter how much he posts and how much he's told not and what to do. He doesn't understand the general conduct of the internet (aka netiquette) and engages in sensless idiosyncratic forms of expressing his person in a way which is detested by most and eventually accepted by few. The mere creation of this thread is a branded image of n00b. Bleakus you know what? im a noob, does it really matter that im a noob who cares? its a freakin forum where people meet people ^ian^
You're such a n00b ;-) KageofSoul
Does it matter if you're thick headed or not? That's basically what it means.
And I doubt you are thick-headed. Though I don't know why you would label your self something denoting the idea. Jeevan Dont you guys know where to stop?, no need to reply to each and every comment to flame things up. KageofSoul
Oh, right. Jeevan's right. This is really getting out of hand now. So I got an idea...
[color=green]^_^[/color] [color=red]~~~[/color] [color=orange]GROUP HUG[/color] [color=red]~~~ [/color][color=green]^_^[/color] MAC kageafool, cud you do me favor: write short message so i can understand. took me 1 hour to read your posts and i am still clueless. is it me or you. Bleakus
coz in the end it doesnt matter dude Bleakus
yes sir :D KageofSoul
Lol, and you call me the fool.
C'mon man, as Jeevan said. These incessant verbal attacks are gettin us nowhere. So let's call it quits eh...
Ain't helping you and ain't helping me. It's just textual conversation on the internet after all. No need to take anything seriously. Bleakus
Tania says hi, especially to you ian KageofSoul
Oh, alright. I was thinking general. If it doesn't matter in your life, why should I care.
So yeah, you're right. MAC kageafool, i am not smart (he is another user) nor smartd (another user) and not intelligent (no one wid that name) but i think everyone on else is kinda normal but not you. where except in front of mirror wud anyone use the words you use knowing that forums is not academia? maybe you are stand-up comediot and people laff at you. KageofSoul
Ok, I hope you've said enough. Can we end here, or do you have more to say? St.Lucifer
Words of wisdom. KageofSoul
Srsly... bushra21
you do look like a woman .... dont deny it....listen to the doctor. kay1730
ill just ignore that comment and move on from the childish behaviour, shall we? :roll: KageofSoul
I'm seriously not the one lonely enough to be checkin out guys here. But still... I don't know how anyone can say he looks like a lady. kay1730
You are probably one of the few people on this forum with good eyesight to tell the difference between a guy an a girl :) KageofSoul
No seriously dude. You don't even need good eyesight to be able to tell. Makes you wonder what kind of girls the man was lookin for...
Watch your back lol. kay1730
LOL, i read your post about 2 mins ago, im still laughing :lol: :lol: Purple Complex
Well it seems Dr. D's true intentions and character are becoming clearer by the minute.
No offence Kay, but I'd hate to be you at this time. Be glad you're in the UK. I heard there's groups of lonely men like Dr. D here that... well lets be lenient and just say all evidence so far is circumstancial which no authentic conclusions can be drawn from thus far. bushra21
Dr. D is my hero :oops: Purple Complex
Ah well, if Bushra vouches for him then I'll cut the man some slack and let him go. Bleakus i agree, Dr D is the man sage & onion
Are you sure B? Bleakus
aha sage & onion
Methinks you had to many Paintball Strikes :wink: KageofSoul
I guess the man can vouch for his Man too.
Y'see Dr. D has supporters from both sides ^_^



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