- Jeevan wrote:
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
That is changing gradually in good ol' US of A. Uae_Me Oops !!! we need a comment from the girlz , is this right ?????? :D Vita
- Jeevan wrote:
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Yes, man can be a very successful in business if he has a smart wife (wive)...And he can be a loser if his wife is silly.
From other side sometimes women does not need any advise because she has more flexible and creative brain to work with.
And the third one (also very important) she can be very sussessful in business because she has her husband to advise her...
- Jeevan wrote:
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
:angel9: :love7: Otherwise they will not be a real women!!!
- Jeevan wrote:
My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
So, are you ready to die from 2 similar women???
- Jeevan wrote:
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
:thumbleft: Yes, she needs you all and she is not going to share you with somebody else. Agree for 1000%!!! :king: :queen:
- Jeevan wrote:
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
8) Women are not readymade garments from the shop and you can purchase and own them at any time.
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. Vita
- Jeevan wrote:
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Women are not readymade garments from the shop and you can not purchase and own them at any time you want. You have to prove your love to them...otherwise you will be just watching them. :D
- Jeevan wrote:
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
:D :D :D
- Jeevan wrote:
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. ..
:3some: What will happen she discovers that you were both crazy about boys??
- Jeevan wrote:
When women go wrong, men go right after them ..
A man was going after women always since very long time!!! Remember? He let her go into the cave first...if she is alive - he was following her... :munky2:
- Jeevan wrote:
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often...
Yes, she is more flexible and creative. She is jenious!!
- Jeevan wrote:
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife...
A clever wife will never be behind a women of her husband. Because she will be the one.
- Jeevan wrote:
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ..
1000% true!!!!
- Jeevan wrote:
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning..
The life is not only money.
- Jeevan wrote:
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman..
They are both strangers.
- Jeevan wrote:
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her...
You are an idiot and selfish!!!
- Jeevan wrote:
A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Bravo!!! :flower: Smart girl!!! :thumbup: Prove your love first and then may be you can come over!!! :D Jeevan you actually found time to reply to each of those?? :shock: Vita It was weekend yesterday and why not to answer those questions?
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Jeevan well if u thought so.. i had posted it just for a read :) Vita OK, as you wish! And I found it funny... :D Jeevan good, hope to see more contributions from u on the forum:) cheers, J Vita Well, if I have time to send them, of course! bosichoclate Do Men Love Women? (1912) The sixth silent by Alfred Rolfe of which only fragments remain. There is evidence to suggest that this was one of his more popular movies and was especially successful in Sydney. Starring Charles Villiers, just about every directors choice for a the lead role in the early 1900's, the title is somewhat of a misnomer. The theme of the film in fact was the virtues of a good woman who goes to great pains to reform the ways of a confirmed drunkard. It should therefore arguably have been called DO WOMEN LOVE MEN? :P Jeevan deep... dint know that panaghoy only a great man understands woman... those who doesnt are weak and can only relate to its kind Jeevan Hmm u got a point there.. so why do women look for such weak men? panaghoy
- Jeevan wrote:
so why do women look for such weak men?
i dont understand this jeevan - - - no woman would look for a weaker man
- Purple Complex wrote:
Because of the lack of men with understanding. If the man is weak, she can control him and thereby sustain without worry of him looking elsewhere for matters of love that should only be between them.
Though not all do this consciously
u hardly see this kind of relationship... actually its popular to the vise versa. Jeevan PP got where i was heading at :) ^ian^ You paying attention to this HP and MAC? Purple Complex
- panaghoy wrote:
- Purple Complex wrote:
Because of the lack of men with understanding. If the man is weak, she can control him and thereby sustain without worry of him looking elsewhere for matters of love that should only be between them.
Though not all do this consciously
u hardly see this kind of relationship... actually its popular to the vise versa. - Purple Complex wrote:
I'm not making generalisations as to it's popularity at all, I'm just stating the psychology behind that particular relationship.
The "vice versa" is actually the widespread issue. I believe women have a natural inclination to desire stronger, dominant men within moderation of-course and not in the sense of which the male counterpart only wishes to express ego instead of adequacy. Though there are cases of all types. panaghoy
- Purple Complex wrote:
- panaghoy wrote:
- Purple Complex wrote:
Because of the lack of men with understanding. If the man is weak, she can control him and thereby sustain without worry of him looking elsewhere for matters of love that should only be between them.
Though not all do this consciously
u hardly see this kind of relationship... actually its popular to the vise versa. - Purple Complex wrote:
I'm not making generalisations as to it's popularity at all, I'm just stating the psychology behind that particular relationship.
The "vice versa" is actually the widespread issue. I believe women have a natural inclination to desire stronger, dominant men within moderation of-course and not in the sense of which the male counterpart only wishes to express ego instead of adequacy. Though there are cases of all types. - panaghoy wrote:
true!
on a lighter note, women requires only a strong man so he can finish all the job! gtmash Jeev's favourtie website:
Purple Complex
- panaghoy wrote:
women requires only a strong man so he can finish all the job!
Which is the dull side of the role as a man, but definately an important part of the constitution. Purple Complex
Wow... Jeev must do a lot of maths and encryption.
Edit: Scratch that... it was edited. Jeevan
- gtmash wrote:
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LMAO gt :lol: Vita "women requires only a strong man so he can finish all the job!" "Which is the dull side of the role as a man, but definately an important part of the constitution" Women from the beginning of the world has to be a women...wife...and mother... Vita When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day.
An angel came by and said: "Why spend so much time on that one?"
And Lord answered:
"Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?
She must be washable, but not made from plastic, Have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, Give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands".
The angel was impressed: "Just two hands...impossible! And this is the standard model?!? Too much work for one day...Wait until tomorrow and then complete her."
"I will not,"- said the Lord. "I am so close to complete this creation which will be the favorite of my heart. She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day."
The angel came nearer and touched the woman: "But you have made her so soft, Lord!"
"She is soft,"- said the Lord. "But I have also made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome."
"Can she think?"- the angel asked.
The Lord answered: "Not only can she think. She can reason and negotiate."
The angel touched the woman's cheek: "Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her."
"She is not leaking...it's her tear,"- the Lord corrected the angel.
"What's it for?"- asked the angel.
And the Lord said: "Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."
This made a big impression on the angel:
"Lord, you are genius! You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvellous!"
"Indeed she is! Woman can stregths that amazed man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds hapiness, love and opinions. She smiles when feeling like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
She fights for what she believes in. Stands up against injustice. She doesn't take "no"for an answer when she can see a better solution.
She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.
Her love is unconditional.
She cries when her kids are victorians. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she hears of a birth or wedding.
Her heart is broken when next of kin or friend dies. But she finds the strenght to get on with life. She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.
There is only one thing wrong with her... She forgets what she is worth.... "
_________________________________________ Jeevan one word ... Deep.... gracy
- Jeevan wrote:
Hmm u got a point there.. so why do women look for such weak men?
so simple, that women is wise enough, she knew exactly that she cannot manipulate a wise man so she will prefer a weaker man. :) Uae_Me
- gracy wrote:
- Jeevan wrote:
Hmm u got a point there.. so why do women look for such weak men?
so simple, that women is wise enough, she knew exactly that she cannot manipulate a wise man so she will prefer a weaker man. :) - Jeevan wrote:
hmmmmmm :roll:
i'm wise , so no one will prefer me :? raina No Gracy..........a wise women will never ever look for weaker man, she will prove her wise by finding much wiser man...... raina J.............a small advise .........i want you to believe, follow(blindly), prod into your head the below sentences... Marriage is a relationship where one person is always always Right and the other is the husband!!! btw ...Advise is something wise dont need and fools dont take...so its left to you to decide what u are!! Jeevan :) raina it was just a fun post :) nothing serious but thanks for that :lol: raina I' m glad...............that u did not take it seriously.............but jes took in right spirit!!! bosichoclate
- Jeevan wrote:
Hmm u got a point there.. so why do women look for such weak men?
i likes strong man :lol: Jeevan
- bosichoclate wrote:
- Jeevan wrote:
Hmm u got a point there.. so why do women look for such weak men?
i likes strong man :lol: - Jeevan wrote:
Ya ya Lion is very strong, ask him :) gracy
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i'm wise , so no one will prefer me
i did not say a woman does not prefer a wise man, did i?:)
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- No Gracy..........a wise women will never ever look for weaker man, she will prove her wise by finding much wiser man......
raina, not all situation your statement applies...otherwise, you cannot see weak men with wise housewives... :D raina sometimes.........wise women taken over by poor luck.........end up with weaker men. xibit
- Jeevan wrote:
Do i love women
so jevaan u are having second thoughts about ur sexual preferences ? Jeevan
- xibit wrote:
- Jeevan wrote:
Do i love women
so jevaan u are having second thoughts about ur sexual preferences ? - Jeevan wrote:
:lol: nah am straight as ever, still love women gracy
- Jeevan wrote:
:lol: nah am straight as ever, still love [color=red]women[/color]
so, u are a polygamous type??? :shock: