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Difference between Boys and Girls while using ATM


wishmaster [color=red]> Difference between Boys and Girls while using ATM
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> Boys:
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> 1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
> 2. Insert card
> 3. Dial code and desired amount
> 4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
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> Girls:
> 1. Drive to the bank
> 2. Engine stalled
> 3. Check make-up in the mirror
> 4. Apply perfume
> 5. Manually check haircut
> 6. Park the car - failure
> 7. Park the car - failure
> 8. Park the car - Success
> 9. Search for the card in the handbag
> 10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
> 11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
> 12. Look for bank card.
> 13. Insert Card
> 14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
> 15. Enter code
> 16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
> 17. #Cancel#
> 18. Re-enter code
> 19. #Cancel#
> 20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
> 21. Enter desired amount
> 22. #Error#
> 23. Enter bigger amount
> 24. #Error#
> 25. Enter maximum amount
> 27. Take cash
> 28. Go back to the car
> 29. Check make up in rear mirror
> 30. Look for keys in handbag
> 31. Start car
> 32. Drive 50 meters
> 33. STOP
> 34. Drive back to bank machine
> 35. Go out of the car
> 36. Take card and ticket back from machine
> 37. Go back to the car
> 38. Throw card on passenger seat
> 39. Throw slip on the floor
> 40. Check make up in rear mirror
> 41. Manually check haircut
> 42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
> 43. BRAKE
> 44. Go into roundabout - right way
> 45. Drive 5 kilometers
> 46. Remove hand brake
> 47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM. [/color]
Burken Eaaah ho ho ho, etc. asc_26 Is your black color font disabled? You don't need to bold all the letters. Bold should only be used if you're trying to make a point, impact, catch attention, and stress a point. Bold red letters in your post in new members forum are more than enough to catch everybody's attention. I am a woman but i don't get red all over :!: wishmaster
[color=red] Wishmaster always use bold red fonts, If you are not happy with it then dunt read my posts :evil: . Any vzz thanks for advice :twisted: [/color] asc_26
No wonder you deserved the red ink color in your report cards at school. wishmaster
[color=red] your 100% right. Red my fav and i try my best to meet my color [/color] sage & onion
[color=green]WOW[/color] bonitta one guy came up to the reception girls in the bank where I worked and asked her if he can put into the ATM...she answered "well, it depends on what are u going to put there"LOL...donno if it sounds funny in English but it was a joke of the week in our bank. bushra21
HP used to do the same thing :roll: zam corny :roll:

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wishmaster
[color=red]so HP also trying to copy my style[/color] bushra21
no you are copying him... wishmaster
[color=red]
Look some1 is talking behalf of HP
something fishy
[/color] Nick81 Oh man if I hadn't seen other posters like you I'd say you're fakin it... But no you really are THAT bright. :roll:



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