DF Meet Prizewinners!

Dubai Knight Heh heh heh! You will find cab drivers here have less clue about Dubai than the tourists they transport! There is no such thing as 'The Knowledge' and they arrive off the banana boat, get given a uniform and a Camry and told to get on with it! I keep hearing "I am new driver sir!" Scary! :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight Dubai Knight OK...I thought I should post the official list of prizewinners and the categories from last nights party! Congratulations go to the following: "Furthest distance travelled by a DF member to come to the meet" Won by Zooter...who is now the proud owner of a Dubai Street map! "Shortest distance travelled by a DF member to come to the meet" Won by Yshimy...who has a nice new pair of flip flops to walk home in! "Newest newbie to attend the meet" Won by Cargirl...who received some nice nappies! (Diapers for you Canadian/American types!) They were not soiled! "Longest standing member to attend the meet" Won by SmartD...naturally! Who is now the proud owner of a tube of heamorrhoid ointment as he must have been sitting on his a$$ for far too long posting! "The DFM Award" Won by Concord for all his stirling work on the Scourers R Us project! He is now the proud owner of...a lot of scourers! "The Most Pointless Post Award" Won by unanimous vote by Hiya! Unfortunately she was not present to collect her award, so Janet collected her broom stick on her behalf! It is a piece of wood, like a post, but blunt at both ends...and therefore pointless! "Libans A$$ Award!" Presented by the man himself at his discretion and deservedly won by... Kanelli! She is now the proud owner of the cutest and hairiest A$$ on the Forum! "HP's Broken Heart Award" It was decided that this be awarded to anyone who has the nerve to actually have a relationship with HP, which from his point of view is...anyone! Naturally, there were no volunteers and the pair of rubber gloves went unclaimed! "Chocs Pussy Award" Donated in her absence as she was not able to attend... Won admirably by GAB, who is now the proud owner of the cutest little soft furry pussy! and finally... "Sniper's Dead Give-Away" Again donated in his absence and quite fittingly won by Hashman...the machine gun is still loaded and waiting! Thanks to all the prizewinners and we hope you will treasure your trophies and official certificates for years to come! Here ends the report from the DFM Jury! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight the_zooter I got by far the most useful prize. Indeed, in came in handy this morning when the Taxi driver was trying to find my hotel "Should I take Sheik Zayed Road, Sir?". Like I've got any clue!! :lol: HP was E.J there :oops: the_zooter I'll be sure to keep my new map with me then! yshimy Man, your gift will be obsolete in a month....
Mine will last for minimum 2 years, and it is in handy everyday
Also Thanks for the Certificate, it will be beside my BSc on the wall :D

Thanks guys for letting me win it "shortest distance travelled", while Arnie's balcony was just across the street ;) Cargirl

• Dubai Knight wrote:
  OK...I thought I should post the official list of prizewinners and the categories from last nights party! Congratulations go to the following:
  "Newest newbie to attend the meet"
  Won by Cargirl...who received some nice nappies! (Diapers for you Canadian/American types!) They were not soiled!
  Here ends the report from the DFM Jury!
  :lol: :lol: :lol:
  Knight

They were soiled after we took them off of someone!! By the way has anyone got the photo of that!!
Any way Fabulous party !! easternjewel congratulations to all the proud winners :) U guys had a blast, Looks like ive missed a grand meet! grrr yshimy wooooooooooooooo EJ is back.... With Shades :notworthy: :wav: the_zooter

• yshimy wrote:
  
  EJ is back....
  With Shades
  

She's had the shades on for ages!! Ever since the PSP incident where her dog had to be sacrificed by the DFM as a warning!!

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KeithL So i finally figured who EJ is :roll: All this time i used to wonder who HP was so infatuated about easternjewel

• KeithL wrote:
  So i finally figured who EJ is
  :roll:
  All this time i used to wonder who HP was so infatuated about

Yeh yeh, i m the chosen one :lol: XRW-147

• easternjewel wrote:
  Yeh yeh, i m the chosen one :lol:

The condemned you mean? the_zooter EJ - I wouldn't have thought it was something to be proud of!! :lol: easternjewel

• XRW-147 wrote:
  
  The condemned you mean?

The ill-fated & doomed ej :lol: Dubai Knight

• easternjewel wrote:
  
  • XRW-147 wrote:
    
    The condemned you mean?
  
  The ill-fated & doomed ej :lol:

Ill fated and doomed to be the subject of HP's attention!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight KeithL

• easternjewel wrote:
  
  • KeithL wrote:
    So i finally figured who EJ is
    :roll:
    All this time i used to wonder who HP was so infatuated about
  
  Yeh yeh, i m the chosen one :lol:

:lol: ...i wonder where he is :?:
I would have thought he'd be spamming this thread ... easternjewel shouldn’t I be getting the “HP TOLORENCE” award forumer’s ???? :lol: Moester

• easternjewel wrote:
  shouldn’t I be getting the “HP TOLORENCE” award forumer’s ???? :lol:

i think you earned it. Dubai Knight

• easternjewel wrote:
  shouldn’t I be getting the “HP TOLORENCE” award forumer’s ???? :lol:

Well I still have no takers for the "HP Romance Award"...so you are welcome to the nice pair of pink rubber gloves? If you want them?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight arniegang The donkey was soooooooooooooooo funny. Mind you the spanky pics were a treasure. :D :D :D :D Dubai Knight

• arniegang wrote:
  The donkey was soooooooooooooooo funny.
  Mind you the spanky pics were a treasure.
  :D :D :D :D

Hehehehe!
Welcome home mate!
The pics are ready and I will be distributing to those who need them later today!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight arniegang cool buddy and thanks no hurry with pics. back to it pissing down with rain. the_zooter

• arniegang wrote:
  cool buddy and thanks
  no hurry with pics.
  back to it pissing down with rain.

Apparently we missed the best weather mate!!
Oh, and welcome back to Blighty! Cargirl

• arniegang wrote:
  
  back to it pissing down with rain.

Rain ... Rain ... whats that ... ahhh I recall ... that wet stuff falling from the sky ... I remember
That was those two days in February .... I miss rain!
To think I got all excited to see clouds in the sky this morning! the_zooter

• Cargirl wrote:
  
  Rain ... Rain ... whats that ... ahhh I recall ... that wet stuff falling from the sky ... I remember
  That was those two days in February .... I miss rain!
  To think I got all excited to see clouds in the sky this morning!

You need to get a hobby!! :wink: Cargirl

• the_zooter wrote:
  
  • Cargirl wrote:
    
    Rain ... Rain ... whats that ... ahhh I recall ... that wet stuff falling from the sky ... I remember
    That was those two days in February .... I miss rain!
    To think I got all excited to see clouds in the sky this morning!
  
  You need to get a hobby!! :wink:

Yeah you are probably right - I hear competitive tiddly winks is all the rage?? Liban Thats true, there were clouds in the sky this morning. It was quite overcast by my house. For the first time this summer, I watered the garden in the morning without breaking into a sweat. :P