RobbyG
Love it, great rant !!! :lol:
Misery Called Life
Rudeboy Out on a Date, the dialect:-
(All of Rudeboy’s lines are entirely quoted from his last 30 posts)
The evening begins with a walk down Sharjah Corniche….
Girl- Let’s head to the wanderers have a drink or two….
Rudeboy- lol cant really figure out why ppl drink. i guess they luv making a fool out of themselves
Girl- whattt?
Rudeboy- drinking i just wonder why. why oh why do u do it? no wonder u get drunk and start doing it with Mr banana on jumeriah beach. next thing u know u in trouble. u dont blame the drink u blame DUBAI and its crappy laws :D lol dumb fools
Girl- Hey, listen Mr., all I suggested was a drink or two, if u can’t handle it then just say so! But just so u know we could also eat something there, the ambience at the wanderers is fab, we’ll have a good time. And since I’ll be the only one drinking, it’s my treat!
Rudeboy- Does it include testing of the food and different courses :D am up for it and got the whole family ready for it
Girl- Err, okk…Let’s jus go, the two of us. Before we head to the wanderers u wanna check out the Sharjah Arts Museum, or maybe the Heritage Museum?
Rudeboy- lol dont go there they bloody crap
Girl- So what would you recommend doing in Sharjah
Rudeboy rubbing his hands with glee, like a lil boy
Rudeboy- shj has its own sharjah eye (the wheel) on the canal. yeh theres a awsome paintballing arena since there are 2 of u just tag along if some group is playing ask them if u can join in.
Girl wondering what the heck she’s got herself into
Anyways to salvage the night decides to opt for a drink and then leave…. Early.
Girl- Lets jus go to the wanderers, alrit?
At the wanderers
Girl- So do you like Indian food, I just love a good chicken biryani, chicken tikka….
RB interrupts
Rudeboy- yeh maybe even rudeboys droppings muhahahaha :D they can make rudeboys kofta curry out of that :D or even think they are meat balls :D
next time u are in a indian restaurant be careful of what you order :D
Girl- Ewww, lets just settle for Fish n Chips and some beer, ok?
The drinks arrive
Girl-
Looking at a much in love couple on the other table
All a woman wants from a man is a little companionships and love….Off course he must be financially independent, u know…. Love won’t feed you. And yea women love a man who can provide them with emotional security, we just feel vulnerable at times, it’s our nature.
RB- MONEY and SECURITY???? why the hell dont u girls get ur OWN bloody money :S sheesh. and security :S invest in your own CCTV cameras :p
women and their bloody demands :S they keep on going and going. sometimes i wonder when they will get tired :wink:
Just then a bunch of Arab Guys, walk in with some Russians. RB immediately stands up…..all erect, and in his mind sings a patriotic song to UAE as a sign of respect…..
Girl- I wonder if these intercultural relationships work? Wonder what these women see in these men
RB- cos now they can tell u where ur boxer or nickers are made in. LOL excuse me sir i have the right to see your boxers.
:lol: I wonder if u fart whether they can see that :D
At this point after half a glass of beer, RB pukes all over the table. Girl gets up and leaves….RB cleans up and runs after her
They hail a cab, the cab driver smelling booze, decides to overcharge. He passes some lewd comments as well…..
Girl- RB say something…..
The huge cabbie snarls menacingly
RB can only manage a whimper, it's something like....meowww
RB- write them all an email. if they come swearing at u say it was april fools day :D
Girl- An email isn’t going to solve anything. They are all hand in glove, authorities, cabbies….
RB- fact is the whole que can see which nickers u wearing :D
by the way u dont have ur rights here. its because of National Security
Some passerby’s (locals) butt in and tell off the cabbie. Then they hail another cab and ask the cabbie to drop the girl home…
RB thinking out loud
RB- lol i wonder WHY they really helping her :wink: :wink:
Passerby ( who goes by the name speedhump)- a lot of men can talk to women and not have their brain drop down into their d*ck, if that's what you mean? :P
Misery Called Life
Hey RudeBoy, no offence dude, just for a few laughs. I found your posts very tempting as I penned down this dialect!
Peace!
Ruskie
That was a pretty good laugh.
Red Chief
The girl's improved her writing drasticaly. Thanks but does it mean that she's getting older? :?
rudeboy
- Misery Called Life wrote:
Rudeboy Out on a Date, the dialect:-
(All of Rudeboy’s lines are entirely quoted from his last 30 posts)
The evening begins with a walk down Sharjah Corniche….
Girl- Let’s head to the wanderers have a drink or two….
Rudeboy- lol cant really figure out why ppl drink. i guess they luv making a fool out of themselves
Girl- whattt?
Rudeboy- drinking i just wonder why. why oh why do u do it? no wonder u get drunk and start doing it with Mr banana on jumeriah beach. next thing u know u in trouble. u dont blame the drink u blame DUBAI and its crappy laws :D lol dumb fools
Girl- Hey, listen Mr., all I suggested was a drink or two, if u can’t handle it then just say so! But just so u know we could also eat something there, the ambience at the wanderers is fab, we’ll have a good time. And since I’ll be the only one drinking, it’s my treat!
Rudeboy- Does it include testing of the food and different courses :D am up for it and got the whole family ready for it
Girl- Err, okk…Let’s jus go, the two of us. Before we head to the wanderers u wanna check out the Sharjah Arts Museum, or maybe the Heritage Museum?
Rudeboy- lol dont go there they bloody crap
Girl- So what would you recommend doing in Sharjah
Rudeboy rubbing his hands with glee, like a lil boy
Rudeboy- shj has its own sharjah eye (the wheel) on the canal. yeh theres a awsome paintballing arena since there are 2 of u just tag along if some group is playing ask them if u can join in.
Girl wondering what the heck she’s got herself into
Anyways to salvage the night decides to opt for a drink and then leave…. Early.
Girl- Lets jus go to the wanderers, alrit?
At the wanderers
Girl- So do you like Indian food, I just love a good chicken biryani, chicken tikka….
RB interrupts
Rudeboy- yeh maybe even rudeboys droppings muhahahaha :D they can make rudeboys kofta curry out of that :D or even think they are meat balls :D
next time u are in a indian restaurant be careful of what you order :D
Girl- Ewww, lets just settle for Fish n Chips and some beer, ok?
The drinks arrive
Girl- Looking at a much in love couple on the other table
All a woman wants from a man is a little companionships and love….Off course he must be financially independent, u know…. Love won’t feed you. And yea women love a man who can provide them with emotional security, we just feel vulnerable at times, it’s our nature.
RB- MONEY and SECURITY???? why the hell dont u girls get ur OWN bloody money :S sheesh. and security :S invest in your own CCTV cameras :p
women and their bloody demands :S they keep on going and going. sometimes i wonder when they will get tired :wink:
Just then a bunch of Arab Guys, walk in with some Russians. RB immediately stands up…..all erect, and in his mind sings a patriotic song to UAE as a sign of respect…..
Girl- I wonder if these intercultural relationships work? Wonder what these women see in these men
RB- cos now they can tell u where ur boxer or nickers are made in. LOL excuse me sir i have the right to see your boxers.
:lol: I wonder if u fart whether they can see that :D
At this point after half a glass of beer, RB pukes all on the table. Girl gets up and leaves….RB cleans up and runs after her
They hail a cab, the cab driver smelling booze, decides to overcharge. He passes some lewd comments as well…..
Girl- RB say something…..
The huge cabbie snarls menacingly
RB is quaking in his boots
RB- write them all an email. if they come swearing at u say it was april fools day :D
Girl- An email isn’t going to solve anything. They are all hand in glove, authorities, cabbies….
RB- fact is the whole que can see which nickers u wearing :D
by the way u dont have ur rights here. its because of National Security
Some passerby’s (locals) butt in and tell off the cabbie. Then they hail another cab and ask the cabbie to drop the girl home…
RB thinking out loud
RB- lol i wonder WHY they really helping her :wink: :wink:
Passerby ( who goes by the name speedhump)- a lot of men can talk to women and not have their brain drop down into their d*ck, if that's what you mean? :P
misery is your life really that misrable?? hehhe u went and spent what 10 minutes fantasizing about me with a girl :S sheesh either you got loads of time or i m starting to worry whether you straight mate :D if not i guess the recession is getting to some ppl here ;) lol nice one cant believe that receission is making some ppl creative.
lol
Misery Called Life
:D It took me all of 15 min to write that post! If your really interested I could pen down a sequel.... :lol:
rudeboy
- Misery Called Life wrote:
:D It took me all of 15 min to write that post! If your really interested I could pen down a sequel.... :lol:
15 minutes :S bloody hell. is this what u get up to in ur life. sequel lol i better stop writing one liners and come up with HUGE paragraphs. i ll see u beat that. anyways do something useful u dont want to write the sequel, u wont get any awards for it :P
Misery Called Life
:lol: Dude I find your posts very amusing! :lol: :lol: Keep it comin.......I'm watching you! :lol:
rudeboy
- Misery Called Life wrote:
:lol: Dude I find your posts very amusing! :lol: :lol: Keep it comin.......I'm watching you! :lol:
u got a big telescope or something in your house??? watching rudeboy all the time :S ok me scared now
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quatroporte
looooooooooooooooool thats awesome... hahahaha good laughs
kanelli
:lol:
Chocoholic
- Red Chief wrote:
The girl's improved her writing drasticaly. Thanks but does it mean that she's getting older? :?
MCL, is actually a guy!
rudeboy
- Chocoholic wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
The girl's improved her writing drasticaly. Thanks but does it mean that she's getting older? :?
MCL, is actually a guy!
for a minute there i thought she was a girl with a HUGE telescope in her room. sheesh a guy watching me :S misery u dirty bugger. me straight :D
RobbyG
- rudeboy wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
The girl's improved her writing drasticaly. Thanks but does it mean that she's getting older? :?
MCL, is actually a guy!
for a minute there i thought she was a girl with a HUGE telescope in her room. sheesh a guy watching me :S misery u dirty bugger. me straight :D
...You wish :lol: :lol: :lol:
rudeboy
- RobbyG wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
The girl's improved her writing drasticaly. Thanks but does it mean that she's getting older? :?
MCL, is actually a guy!
for a minute there i thought she was a girl with a HUGE telescope in her room. sheesh a guy watching me :S misery u dirty bugger. me straight :D
...You wish :lol: :lol: :lol:
dont monkey around robby chocos look what he just said to me :(
Misery Called Life
What u harping on about rudeboy? Quit sulking like a 13yr old , and grow up......
sage & onion
- Misery Called Life wrote:
What u harping on about rudeboy? Quit sulking like a 13yr old , and grow up......
What do you mean "Like a 13 year old" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Misery Called Life
13 year old was a metaphor for his immaturity!
sage & onion
- Misery Called Life wrote:
13 year old was a metaphor for his immaturity!
It's amazing how you guessed his real age though :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Misery Called Life
^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
rudeboy
old enough to bugger some ppl off guys 8)
sage & onion
- rudeboy wrote:
old enough to bugger some ppl off guys 8)
Are you sure?
rudeboy
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
old enough to bugger some ppl off guys 8)
Are you sure?
lol u want to come and check :D
sage & onion
- rudeboy wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
old enough to bugger some ppl off guys 8)
Are you sure?
lol u want to come and check :D
No I will send Chocs :lol:
rudeboy
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
old enough to bugger some ppl off guys 8)
Are you sure?
lol u want to come and check :D
No I will send Chocs :lol:
lol hehehe no comments :D i have already been warned :D but if u are insisting u may send her if U like ;)
sage & onion
- rudeboy wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
old enough to bugger some ppl off guys 8)
Are you sure?
lol u want to come and check :D
No I will send Chocs :lol:
lol hehehe no comments :D i have already been warned :D but if u are insisting u may send her if U like ;)
Warned about what, she is great.
rudeboy
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
old enough to bugger some ppl off guys 8)
Are you sure?
lol u want to come and check :D
No I will send Chocs :lol:
lol hehehe no comments :D i have already been warned :D but if u are insisting u may send her if U like ;)
Warned about what, she is great.
i dont know what exactly i was warned about still trying to figure out myself :D she is great how do you know :P
sage & onion
- rudeboy wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
old enough to bugger some ppl off guys 8)
Are you sure?
lol u want to come and check :D
No I will send Chocs :lol:
lol hehehe no comments :D i have already been warned :D but if u are insisting u may send her if U like ;)
Warned about what, she is great.
i dont know what exactly i was warned about still trying to figure out myself :D she is great how do you know :P
I have met her of course
rudeboy
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
old enough to bugger some ppl off guys 8)
Are you sure?
lol u want to come and check :D
No I will send Chocs :lol:
lol hehehe no comments :D i have already been warned :D but if u are insisting u may send her if U like ;)
Warned about what, she is great.
i dont know what exactly i was warned about still trying to figure out myself :D she is great how do you know :P
I have met her of course
ahaan am sure u have :D 8)
Red Chief
- Chocoholic wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
The girl's improved her writing drasticaly. Thanks but does it mean that she's getting older? :?
MCL, is actually a guy!
How do you know?
Rather girlie stuff I must say... :wink:
rudeboy
- Red Chief wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
The girl's improved her writing drasticaly. Thanks but does it mean that she's getting older? :?
MCL, is actually a guy!
How do you know?
Rather girlie stuff I must say... :wink:
mcl is going through a mid life crisis thus this post :D
Misery Called Life
- Red Chief wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
The girl's improved her writing drasticaly. Thanks but does it mean that she's getting older? :?
MCL, is actually a guy!
How do you know?
Rather girlie stuff I must say... :wink:
I'll take that as a compliment, I do understand women rather well! 8)
Bora Bora
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
The girl's improved her writing drasticaly. Thanks but does it mean that she's getting older? :?
MCL, is actually a guy!
How do you know?
Rather girlie stuff I must say... :wink:
I'll take that as a compliment, I do understand women rather well! 8)
Is that because you are so in touch with your feminine side?
Misery Called Life
- Bora Bora wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
The girl's improved her writing drasticaly. Thanks but does it mean that she's getting older? :?
MCL, is actually a guy!
How do you know?
Rather girlie stuff I must say... :wink:
I'll take that as a compliment, I do understand women rather well! 8)
Is that because you are so in touch with your feminine side?
No, I owe it to a lifelime spent with some very fine women....
Heard of the song To All The Giirls I've Loved Before? :D
Misery Called Life
- Bora Bora wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
The girl's improved her writing drasticaly. Thanks but does it mean that she's getting older? :?
MCL, is actually a guy!
How do you know?
Rather girlie stuff I must say... :wink:
I'll take that as a compliment, I do understand women rather well! 8)
Is that because you are so in touch with your feminine side?
Err.wat gave you the idea that I was so in touch with my feminine side? :?
Snow
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- Bora Bora wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
- Red Chief wrote:
The girl's improved her writing drasticaly. Thanks but does it mean that she's getting older? :?
MCL, is actually a guy!
How do you know?
Rather girlie stuff I must say... :wink:
I'll take that as a compliment, I do understand women rather well! 8)
Is that because you are so in touch with your feminine side?
Err.wat gave you the idea that I was so in touch with my feminine side? :?
It shows...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Misery Called Life
Well I am sensitive, a good listener and did I mention the awsome back massages I can give?
Well if that qualifies me to be in touch with my sensitive side, then Hell-O-Yea I'm in touch with my feminine side.:D
But I assure you I'm all :naka: Grrrr! 8)
prettygal
The entire thread was awesome buddy
i dont know y but i liked reading it
:wink:
rudeboy
- prettygal wrote:
The entire thread was awesome buddy
i dont know y but i liked reading it
:wink:
THank you it couldnt have happened without me :D
Misery Called Life
- rudeboy wrote:
- prettygal wrote:
The entire thread was awesome buddy
i dont know y but i liked reading it
:wink:
THank you it couldnt have happened without me :D
That is True! :)
Who else but RB, would get sloshed after half a pint of beer? :lol: :lol:
RobbyG
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- prettygal wrote:
The entire thread was awesome buddy
i dont know y but i liked reading it
:wink:
THank you it couldnt have happened without me :D
That is True! :)
Who else but RB, would get sloshed after half a pint of beer? :lol: :lol:
MCL is now officially Crowned as: RB Basher.
Give him an applause people :wav:
dee7o
Rudeboy you should consider paying MCL to write your biography. You will of course be kind enough to send me a complimentary copy
Misery Called Life
- RobbyG wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- prettygal wrote:
The entire thread was awesome buddy
i dont know y but i liked reading it
:wink:
THank you it couldnt have happened without me :D
That is True! :)
Who else but RB, would get sloshed after half a pint of beer? :lol: :lol:
MCL is now officially Crowned as: RB Basher.
Give him an applause people :wav:
Haha RB Basher....But I just enjoy invoking a response outta RB, thats cause I find his retorts to be not only very witty, but also original! And they are hilarious! Banter with RB is always good fun! :)
K-Dog
MCL I'm waiting for a sequel bud..............
rudeboy
- K-Dog wrote:
MCL I'm waiting for a sequel bud..............
MCL has got better things to do. dont u mcl :P
no sequel nothing. i have sold my rights to WB they may use their lines. once again thank u :D thank u :D
Misery Called Life
- rudeboy wrote:
- K-Dog wrote:
MCL I'm waiting for a sequel bud..............
MCL has got better things to do. dont u mcl :P
no sequel nothing. i have sold my rights to WB they may use their lines. once again thank u :D thank u :D
I come from a democratic world, if people want a sequel than a sequel they shall get! :lol:
You better give me more fodder RB! :)
rudeboy
- Misery Called Life wrote:
- rudeboy wrote:
- K-Dog wrote:
MCL I'm waiting for a sequel bud..............
MCL has got better things to do. dont u mcl :P
no sequel nothing. i have sold my rights to WB they may use their lines. once again thank u :D thank u :D
I come from a democratic world, if people want a sequel than a sequel they shall get! :lol:
You better give me more fodder RB! :)
:S sorry unless i get my comission no fodder for u mate :D
Misery Called Life
On behalf of the cast and crew of " A Date With Rudeboy :D " I'd like thank everyone for their kind words! (except Red Chief, he called me a girl :? )
If we made you smile, then it's Mission Accomplished! :D
Cheers and Have A Good Weekend! :)
BTW it's Easter Weekend!
rudeboy
- Misery Called Life wrote:
On behalf of the cast and crew of " A Date With Rudeboy :D " I'd like thank everyone for their kind words! (except Red Chief, he called me a girl :? )
If we made you smile, then it's Mission Accomplished! :D
Cheers and Have A Good Weekend! :)
BTW it's Easter Weekend!
lol crew heheh what are u the back street boys or the so solid crew :D
happy easter to u too. i miss them easter chocolate bunnys :(
Red Chief
- Misery Called Life wrote:
On behalf of the cast and crew of " A Date With Rudeboy :D " I'd like thank everyone for their kind words! (except Red Chief, he called me a girl :? )
If we made you smile, then it's Mission Accomplished! :D
Cheers and Have A Good Weekend! :)
BTW it's Easter Weekend!
Why? I appreciate your pulp fiction very much. My favourite series is "Gossip girl"... So new season would be welcomed. Go ahead!
:happy1:
Misery Called Life
- Red Chief wrote:
- Misery Called Life wrote:
On behalf of the cast and crew of " A Date With Rudeboy :D " I'd like thank everyone for their kind words! (except Red Chief, he called me a girl :? )
If we made you smile, then it's Mission Accomplished! :D
Cheers and Have A Good Weekend! :)
BTW it's Easter Weekend!
Why? I appreciate your pulp fiction very much. My favourite series is "Gossip girl"... So new season would be welcomed. Go ahead!
:happy1:
:) :lol: