[color=red]HP .....i am not kid [/color]
[color=red] my real sweetheart, i hope she wouldnt mind it if she ever browse [/color]
[color=red]After desi model show , hahah damit it was nerd, people laughed at me when i was walking wid girl [/color]
[color=red]my James bond daddy, in search of Fish :) [/color]
- makhan wrote:
hey HP, are u ok. are u sure u are? its a bit early for the weekend.
wait i am searching for the picture , which was taken in Dubai last year april :P ............hold your breath HP i culdt find anymore ......i was searching for pictures from Dubai .........I think i had deleted them ..............if i find , i ll post them .......
Now i want to see the pictures of Fayz, Liban and Choco here :P kanelli HP, don't you ever smile in your photos? Dubai Knight
- kanelli wrote:
HP, don't you ever smile in your photos?
I was going to ask exactly the same thing! Maybe he has nothing to smile about?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight HP
- kanelli wrote:
HP, don't you ever smile in your photos?
[color=blue]Kenelli [/color]
i never smile in real life , thats why i always come here in Dubai forums to laugh and let the people to laugh !!
I am hypo ,in real life i am totally different :) !!! I will try to find a smiling picture of me and let see if i can beat Mona Lisa in smile :P
Kenelli ...............i am very much looking forward to seeing ya :wink:
Btw .........is it true that i look more white than arnie ? :roll:
[color=blue]
DK[/color]
someone can also ask , have u ever spoken simple english !!i bet not ..... :P
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Chocoholic HP, careful, if you start smiling the wind might change and you'll be stuck looking like Wallce the little animated dude. Either that or your face will crack. IS that really you in the pictures? HP
- Chocoholic wrote:
HP, careful, if you start smiling the wind might change and you'll be stuck looking like Wallce the little animated dude. Either that or your face will crack.
IS that really you in the pictures?
yes thats me !! and now i am waiting for your picture . Don't be shy and put it here , we wana see who is Choco :P Chocoholic No chance as I'll blow my cover - kekekeke! Dubai Knight I have just looked at my previous post...the words could not be simpler! Perhaps, perchance, you would prefer I posted in rhyming couplets with suitable alliterative and onomatapaeic cadence and discordant iambic pentameter? Pick the bones out of that one! 8) 8) 8) Knight Chocoholic As Manuel would say - 'ke'? HP
- Chocoholic wrote:
No chance as I'll blow my cover - kekekeke!
I think after living in muslim country , you are getting the habit of muslim girls :) .
I am dying to see Liban , Fayz , Alex , Kenelli , kelly 1966...... :P
As i live very far , there is no chance of meeting with DFM .......might be later in this year ........but i can not wait :P HP
- Dubai Knight wrote:
I have just looked at my previous post...the words could not be simpler!
Perhaps, perchance, you would prefer I posted in rhyming couplets with suitable alliterative and onomatapaeic cadence and discordant iambic pentameter?
Pick the bones out of that one!
8) 8) 8)
Knight
I wish i culd translate :) !! most people just laugh and it dosnt mean that they understand ya :0) . Dubai Knight
- HP wrote:
- Dubai Knight wrote:
I have just looked at my previous post...the words could not be simpler!
Perhaps, perchance, you would prefer I posted in rhyming couplets with suitable alliterative and onomatapaeic cadence and discordant iambic pentameter?
Pick the bones out of that one!
8) 8) 8)
Knight
I wish i culd translate :) !! most people just laugh and it dosnt mean that they understand ya :0) . - Dubai Knight wrote:
Those that understand: understand...those that don't: go learn! Its the benefit of a sound education!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight alexandra
- HP wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
No chance as I'll blow my cover - kekekeke!
I think after living in muslim country , you are getting the habit of muslim girls :) .
I am dying to see Liban , Fayz , Alex , Kenelli , kelly 1966...... :P
As i live very far , there is no chance of meeting with DFM .......might be later in this year ........but i can not wait :P - Chocoholic wrote:
u might die hoping when it comes to me HP! :twisted:
- HP wrote:
[color=red] my real sweetheart, i hope she wouldnt mind it if she ever browse [/color]
is she ur girl hp?? I pity her :lol: HP
- easternjewel wrote:
- HP wrote:
[color=red] my real sweetheart, i hope she wouldnt mind it if she ever browse [/color]
is she ur girl hp?? I pity her :lol:
- HP wrote:
why do u pity her , she must be proud of having association with a famous brand name HP :P .....
So u dont be jealous E.J :P
PS" pata nahi koun ha , net sa download ki ha pic" Naughty wink easternjewel urgh!!!! predictable HP!! HP
- easternjewel wrote:
urgh!!!!
predictable HP!!
E.J
I really like dubai forum people , none of them said " HP you are ugly like your talk". I think they know how to cure the broken heart :P !!!
Don't ya think that i am more white than Arniegang and DK? arniegang I agree with Chocs You look a right miserable old git :lol: :lol: :lol: HP
- arniegang wrote:
I agree with Chocs
You look a right miserable old git
:lol: :lol: :lol:
why are u always agree with Choco ........... :oops: arniegang Cos me and Chocs are and a few others are very alike in many ways, we think alike HP. HP
- arniegang wrote:
Cos me and Chocs are and a few others are very alike in many ways, we think alike HP.
stupid always attract another stupid and then they fly togeather :)
I bet , no one is alike Professor Dubai Knight , no one can beat him .... :wink:
kidding ...........are ya offended daddy !! i was thinking to drive your boat in copenhagen , we have so many lakes here ....Can you bring it here :cry:
They say that it is summer but temperature is still under 11 :roll: arniegang NO ONE drives my boat HP - ever. :P :P HP
- arniegang wrote:
NO ONE drives my boat HP - ever.
:P :P
what about Alex? if she wants to drive it , would ya help her ....i mean would u help her ......i do not know how to complete it ........
arnie 007 ...romanian girl........boat , water , no one around .... :P arniegang 410 BHP 5.3L V8 inboard more than enough power 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) A64Venice
- HP wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
No chance as I'll blow my cover - kekekeke!
I think after living in muslim country , you are getting the habit of muslim girls :) .
- Chocoholic wrote:
WTF is this supposed to mean? Lionheart
Man I know who you are...
Abu Nahasapeemapetilon :lol: - Abu works at the Kwik E Mart (a subsidiary of Nordyne Defense Dynamics) 24 hours a day 7 days a week except for the 5 minutes a year he parties with his brother Sanjay every year.
Shop For The Simpsons Abu Merchandise
Abu Quotes-
Thank You Come Again
Please do not offer my god a peanut.
Tonight I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99!
Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!
Mr.Simpson--A Twizzler is not a sprinkle...A Mounds is not a sprinkle...A Jolly Rancher is NOT a sprinkle!
Thank you for knocking over my inventory. Please come again. HP
- Lionheart wrote:
Man I know who you are...
[.
invent , HP invent , i live in the heart of E.J :P Lionheart
- HP wrote:
- Lionheart wrote:
Man I know who you are...
[.
invent , HP invent , i live in the heart of E.J :P - Lionheart wrote:
Whatever you say Abu Nahasapeemapetilon... Keep on representing them fine Punjab Girls... and hope you pimp them in Dubai so Liban could get a taste of fine punjab girl... HP
- Lionheart wrote:
Whatever you say Abu Nahasapeemapetilon... Keep on representing them fine Punjab Girls... and hope you pimp them in Dubai so Liban could get a taste of fine punjab girl...
what are ya talking about ? Are ya drunk on weekend eve? :roll:
Liban has his own wife and why would he taste punjabi touch girls :roll: Lionheart My favorite Apu quates...By the way I think you are the best character in Simsons..
Homer: No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.
Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again. :lol: :lol:
That shit is funny..classic.
Apu: :laughing5: Will this bewitching floozy, seduce this humble newsie? Oh, what's a paperboy to...doooo?
Apu: :crybaby: Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!
Man this shit is soo funny that it makes me cry...
Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.
:thefinger:
Man this is shit is soo funny that two thumps up is not enough...two middle fingers up is the only rating it deserves. Lionheart
- HP wrote:
- Lionheart wrote:
Whatever you say Abu Nahasapeemapetilon... Keep on representing them fine Punjab Girls... and hope you pimp them in Dubai so Liban could get a taste of fine punjab girl...
what are ya talking about ? Are ya drunk on weekend eve? :roll:
Liban has his own wife and why would he taste punjabi touch girls :roll: - Lionheart wrote:
Liban may need second or third wife...Apu, so pimp him up with them fine sisters of your punjab. Don't be cheap Apu. Lionheart Another classic Apu moment
Apu: Look at that outrageous markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!
Damn Apu why you got to be soo funny...that you made me shit on myself... Lionheart
Apu Mr. Ladies man ... Apu AKA L.L :lol:
i am smiling here after getting degree [/color] :P
- MaaaD wrote:
thats a smile ? or you were constipated ? heheh
BTW only you HP would take a picture at carrefour ..
I was coming back and i asked someone to take it and then they secruity guy came over to me and said " It is not allowed" :) . XRW-147
- Chocoholic wrote:
No chance as I'll blow my cover - kekekeke!
Wouldn't want that now would we chocs ;) arniegang X - behave :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: XRW-147
- arniegang wrote:
X - behave
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Funny, I was watching Cat in a hat on Friday and thinking of AP :lol: the_zooter HP - Do you ever smile?? You look a right miserable bugger! For crying out loud - SMILE!! Mind you, not sure you have much to smile about though! HP
- the_zooter wrote:
HP - Do you ever smile?? You look a right miserable bugger! For crying out loud - SMILE!!
Mind you, not sure you have much to smile about though!
I have nothing to smile in life :cry: alexandra
- HP wrote:
- the_zooter wrote:
HP - Do you ever smile?? You look a right miserable bugger! For crying out loud - SMILE!!
Mind you, not sure you have much to smile about though!
I have nothing to smile in life :cry: - the_zooter wrote:
so tipically for HP when he feels a small atack...playing the victim :twisted: but if what u saied it's true Hp than i am sorry for u buddy :lol: the_zooter
- HP wrote:
- the_zooter wrote:
HP - Do you ever smile?? You look a right miserable bugger! For crying out loud - SMILE!!
Mind you, not sure you have much to smile about though!
I have nothing to smile in life :cry: - the_zooter wrote:
Just a sad little man with no life then! Oh well A64Venice
- MaaaD wrote:
thats a smile ? or you were constipated ? heheh
BTW only you HP would take a picture at carrefour ..
I was going to say the same thing. Seriously, who does that? Did you get tired of Dubai's scenery that made you decide to take shots in Carrefour? Concord
- HP wrote:
Dubai city center or Sharjah city center , dont remember , last year april in Dubai :roll:
Who the hell takes a picture inside a supermarket! Anyway I don't believe the picture is real. XRW-147
- Concord wrote:
Who the hell takes a picture inside a supermarket! Anyway I don't believe the picture is real.
HP is one of a kind - in each product line. makhan guys and gals atleast appreciate that HP has what is takes to post pics boldy. alexandra
- HP wrote:
- arniegang wrote:
NO ONE drives my boat HP - ever.
:P :P
what about Alex? if she wants to drive it , would ya help her ....i mean would u help her ......i do not know how to complete it ........
arnie 007 ...romanian girl........boat , water , no one around .... :P - arniegang wrote:
u better not even try to complete it HP u sick mind! GEt a life & give me a break! :twisted: makhan :x well said alexandra alexandra thanks...he just gets on my nerves sometimes :evil: arniegang he gets on everyones nerves sometimes :lol: :lol: :lol: XRW-147
- arniegang wrote:
he gets on everyones nerves sometimes
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sometimes? alexandra
- arniegang wrote:
he gets on everyones nerves sometimes
:lol: :lol: :lol:
ahhhhmmmm maybe i should have saied "everytimes he posts" :roll:
i am having a hard time to convince HP that he is adorable when he's absent! :lol: :lol: :lol: makhan u c thats the thingy in life. we miss ppl when they are not around. dead ppl have more value attached to them and people dont value them when they are still around. makhan i am off to lunch. anyone wanna join? alexandra
- makhan wrote:
i am off to lunch. anyone wanna join?
neahhh...i have my chefs cooking for me! and i am so interested in what they will come up with :lol: :lol: :lol:
enjoy ur lunch! :wink: XRW-147
- alexandra wrote:
neahhh...i have my chefs cooking for me! and i am so interested in what they will come up with :lol: :lol: :lol:
enjoy ur lunch! :wink:
Starting to sound abit like Arnie there Alex... fetch my slippers James :lol: alexandra lol X not like that :? and anyway i saied i will wash the dishes so my 2 "james" just have to cook :lol: :lol: :lol: XRW-147 Right, so the 2 James cook, and you will clean. Guess I will just do the eating then - perfect! HP Some of the secruity guys became my friends because they used to ask me " how can they go in Europe " :) . I used to tell them the different ways and salaries standard ...........i bet they must be searching for me in city center :P alexandra
- XRW-147 wrote:
Right, so the 2 James cook, and you will clean. Guess I will just do the eating then - perfect!
and i thought u were one Of the 2 "james" :cry: :cry: :cry: XRW-147
- alexandra wrote:
and i thought u were one Of the 2 "james" :cry: :cry: :cry:
Awww... poor dear... never fear Conno and Nicky still make 2 James and if you're lucky you will get something Xtra special :lol: sniper420 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I am not laughing at the pics but laughing at the fact that he expected Arnie to meet HP !!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHA GOOD LORD!!! P.S - Who is that girl in the pic? my intelligence sources tell me it aint E.J and no way his GF! Poor girl's pic is associated as an accomplice of a crime..... :lol: