Commuter's Diary

Leda Adjustment: U'll sit next to me...))) RobbyG

• Leda wrote:
  
  • Metaphor79 wrote:
    you just can't hit a woman.
  I can :roll: :D

You can sit next to me in the future :D
Whenever there is such incident, I flabbergast the crap out them orally, till she gets all aggressive and you follow up with a beating just to finish her.
High five Leda :twisted: Leda

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  you just can't hit a woman.

I can :roll: :D RobbyG

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  Even if I was driving an Aston Martin, it was a woman.... and you just can't hit a woman. That's manly and morally illegal.

Who's talking about molestation :lol: You nutter...
There will need to be an insurance to cover for the little scratches and dents.
But best would be to just tell the (man or woman) driving instructor to use the fokforsaken brakes on that thing. What is she there for otherwise.
ps: They do have a second brake pedal mounted, just like in Europe, right? :shock: Leda If only U could sentence vallet parking drivers who manage to skrape off paint from ur rear bumper having a PARKING SENSOR screaming into their faces. Metaphor79 Even if I was driving an Aston Martin, it was a woman.... and you just can't hit a woman. That's manly and morally illegal. RobbyG

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  Place: Floating bridge
  Time: 6pm
  Traffic: standstill
  The reverse lights of the car ahead of me flashed on. Stared...blinked.. it was still on. Hit the horn.....no response..it was still on. The traffic crawled ahead and the lady moved backward and hit my car. I laughed.....I saw it coming anyway. The Indian lady got out of the car, gave me an I-will-kill look, she checked her car without giving a damn about mine... I was still laughing. No damage! she stared at me with an open-ur-eyes-you- look..... I was still laughing.
  Indian female instructor + Indian female learner------ Indian LADY driver = God, please please please SAVE US ON DUBAI ROADS.
  I set my case, Lord.

You must drive an old barrel :wink:
Every scratch made on my Bimmer is like asking for a dead sentence :twisted: My precious... 'stroke - stroke' :lol: RobbyG

• Leda wrote:
  Adjustment: U'll sit next to me...)))

Get 'n real you. First we'll practice if you can actually drive :lol:
Not driving my Bimmer with stilletto's. What about my expensive carpets... :shock:
I know you women 8) Metaphor79 Place: Floating bridge Time: 6pm Traffic: standstill The reverse lights of the car ahead of me flashed on. Stared...blinked.. it was still on. Hit the horn.....no response..it was still on. The traffic crawled ahead and the lady moved backward and hit my car. I laughed.....I saw it coming anyway. The Indian lady got out of the car, gave me an I-will-kill look, she checked her car without giving a damn about mine... I was still laughing. No damage! she stared at me with an open-ur-eyes-you- look..... I was still laughing. Indian female instructor + Indian female learner------ Indian LADY driver = God, please please please SAVE US ON DUBAI ROADS. I set my case, Lord. Leda R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?

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RobbyG

• Leda wrote:
  R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?

:lol:
Thats more like it.
We'll try your car first... 8) Metaphor79

• Leda wrote:
  
  • Metaphor79 wrote:
    you just can't hit a woman.
  I can :roll: :D

Leda, if you're a woman you sure can hit another woman.
And i like the idea of having a female bodyguard who can beat the sh!t out of other women.
You know the nuts Libyan president AlGhadafi, his bodyguards are all women. Leda

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  :lol:
  Thats more like it.
  We'll try your car first... 8)

R U sponsoring the fines? RobbyG

• Leda wrote:
  
  • RobbyG wrote:
    
    :lol:
    Thats more like it.
    We'll try your car first... 8)
  R U sponsoring the fines?

@SH: You see Speedhump, she starts fighting already!
She's driving and I have to take out my walllet. Oh nooo :lol:
@Leda: Are you putting off your responsibilities already after some hardtalk? 8) Leda

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  
  Leda, if you're a woman you sure can hit another woman.
  And i like the idea of having a female bodyguard who can beat the sh!t out of other women.
  You know the nuts Libyan president AlGhadafi, his bodyguards are all women.

I'm very much of a woman, not that much of a body guard: Im just a dedicated fan of common sence and do not believe in modern training technologies :twisted: Metaphor79 Shouldn't there be a common sense test for ppl applying for driving license. Most of the accidents or rather I should say crashes on Dubai roads are caused by stupidity. I demand a common sense test for all applicants! Leda

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • Leda wrote:
    
    • RobbyG wrote:
      
      :lol:
      Thats more like it.
      We'll try your car first... 8)
    R U sponsoring the fines?
  
  @SH: You see Speedhump, she starts fighting already!
  She's driving and I have to take out my walllet. Oh nooo :lol:
  @Leda: Are you putting off your responsibilities already after some hardtalk? 8)

Just keeping U alert... Prepared... So U do not exclude any possible way the situation developes 8) Leda

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  Shouldn't there be a common sense test for ppl applying for driving license. Most of the accidents or rather I should say crashes on Dubai roads are caused by stupidity.
  I demand a common sense test for all applicants!

For all humans I'd say :D e.g. those who pump the ABS equipped brakes... RobbyG

• Leda wrote:
  R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?

Nice heels you got. 8)
Nice 'flashy' website also: / RobbyG

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  Shouldn't there be a common sense test for ppl applying for driving license. Most of the accidents or rather I should say crashes on Dubai roads are caused by stupidity.
  I demand a common sense test for all applicants!

Don't worry. Government to the rescue ;)
Metaphor79

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • Leda wrote:
    R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?
  
  Nice heels you got. 8)
  Nice 'flashy' website also: /

Leda and RobbyG, what is it with you girls? stop teasing each other. Leda Comparing cleavages: I'm not gonna be defeated. RobbyG

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  
  • RobbyG wrote:
    
    • Leda wrote:
      R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?
    
    Nice heels you got. 8)
    Nice 'flashy' website also: /
  
  Leda and RobbyG, what is it with you girls? stop teasing each other.

8) Call me a girl again and you won't see to live another day :lol: Leda Like I sad: I'm not gonna be defeated :D Metaphor79

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • Metaphor79 wrote:
    
    • RobbyG wrote:
      
      • Leda wrote:
        R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?
      
      Nice heels you got. 8)
      Nice 'flashy' website also: /
    
    Leda and RobbyG, what is it with you girls? stop teasing each other.
  
  8) Call me a girl again and you won't see to live another day :lol:

Was thinking of a threesome :twisted: , now feeling like throwing up :D Leda Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive :twisted: Metaphor79

• Leda wrote:
  Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive :twisted:

Leda, be nice, lady! Leda To which one? RobbyG

• Leda wrote:
  Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive :twisted:

You just gave away your panties hon. 8) M!

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  .. and you just can't hit a woman.

BS YOU CAN! and apart from that i havent read a thing abt a female or even a woman or anything relating to a human being :twisted: Speedhump the freaks come out at night..... :D Speedhump

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • Leda wrote:
    
    • RobbyG wrote:
      
      :lol:
      Thats more like it.
      We'll try your car first... 8)
    R U sponsoring the fines?
  
  @SH: You see Speedhump, she starts fighting already!
  She's driving and I have to take out my walllet. Oh nooo :lol:
  @Leda: Are you putting off your responsibilities already after some hardtalk? 8)

dammit Robster, you really bring out the best in these women :D :roll: 8) Metaphor79

• M! wrote:
  
  • Metaphor79 wrote:
    .. and you just can't hit a woman.
  
  
  BS YOU CAN! and apart from that i havent read a thing abt a female or even a woman or anything relating to a human being :twisted:

It's true that some ppl badly lack the common sense and many humane qualities, but after all we're all humans. Leda

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • Leda wrote:
    Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive :twisted:
  
  You just gave away your panties hon. 8)

U were supposed to be looking another way :P RobbyG

• Leda wrote:
  
  • RobbyG wrote:
    
    • Leda wrote:
      Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive :twisted:
    
    You just gave away your panties hon. 8)
  U were supposed to be looking another way :P

Can't get my eyes away from those lean, feminine legs you got there hon. :wink:
Did I really say that out loud just now? :shock: Leda Just don't delete the post in the morning! :D Metaphor79

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • Leda wrote:
    
    • RobbyG wrote:
      
      • Leda wrote:
        Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive :twisted:
      
      You just gave away your panties hon. 8)
    U were supposed to be looking another way :P
  
  Can't get my eyes away from those lean, feminine legs you got there hon. :wink:
  Did I really say that out loud just now? :shock:

Get a room! RobbyG

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  
  Get a room!

I would like to remind you that THIS is not a dating forum.
Only teasing is not restricted. So no dates and no rooms for you son 8) Metaphor79

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • Metaphor79 wrote:
    
    Get a room!
  
  I would like to remind you that THIS is not a dating forum.
  Only teasing is not restricted. So no dates and no rooms for you son 8)

Alright RobbyG, so this is what I get for supporting your cause as a fellow-male?? :shock:
Leda :wink: , since we both are here in Dubai, forget abt RobbyG and let's..... { this is not a dating forum} Chocoholic is giving up here post soon. Metaphor79 Back to our topic....... smart drivers on Dubai roads. RobbyG

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  Back to our topic....... smart drivers on Dubai roads.

I hope I learned you how to get a proper 'head start'. ;) Metaphor79

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • Metaphor79 wrote:
    Back to our topic....... smart drivers on Dubai roads.
  
  I hope I learned you how to get a proper 'head start'. ;)

In fact I allowed to derail the discussion. :)
Fight to be contuined tom' :D
Off to bed, have a big pitch tom' morning. wish me luck Leda Good luck with the "big pitch". We'll expect report. RobbyG

• Leda wrote:
  Good luck with the "big pitch". We'll expect report.

Its bedtime for you lady :D Leda

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • Leda wrote:
    Good luck with the "big pitch". We'll expect report.
  
  Its bedtime for you lady :D

So cute! Some people do care! :roll: :oops: RobbyG

• Leda wrote:
  
  • RobbyG wrote:
    
    • Leda wrote:
      Good luck with the "big pitch". We'll expect report.
    
    Its bedtime for you lady :D
  So cute! Some people do care! :roll:

I hope I wasn't too hateful :lol: Leda Not at all: that made my EYES wet RobbyG

• Leda wrote:
  Not at all: that made my EYES wet

Hold on... gotta pink a tear from my corner here. Making me all sentimental :D Metaphor79

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • Leda wrote:
    Not at all: that made my EYES wet
  
  Hold on... gotta pink a tear from my corner here. Making me all sentimental :D

You two ar still where i left last night?? amazing couple! RobbyG

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  
  • RobbyG wrote:
    
    • Leda wrote:
      Not at all: that made my EYES wet
    
    Hold on... gotta pink a tear from my corner here. Making me all sentimental :D
  
  You two ar still where i left last night?? amazing couple!

Leda and I went Wet & Wild last night. You know...Get 'n jiggy with it...
What about you? Probably pullin' the woodsy on your own :lol: ;) Bora Bora

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • Metaphor79 wrote:
    
    • RobbyG wrote:
      
      • Leda wrote:
        Not at all: that made my EYES wet
      
      Hold on... gotta pink a tear from my corner here. Making me all sentimental :D
    
    You two ar still where i left last night?? amazing couple!
  
  Leda and I went Wet & Wild last night. You know...Get 'n jiggy with it...
  What about you? Probably pullin' the woodsy on your own :lol: ;)

Gee hon, you are usually more subtle when hitting on the ladies. You are just slamming this one!! Please demonstrate a bit more self-control hon. RobbyG I shot it right in the blue. Upseedaisy squirt ;) Metaphor79

• RobbyG wrote:
  I shot it right in the blue.
  Hupsie squirt ;)

When did you last get laid?
You seem starving..... relax buddy. RobbyG

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  
  • RobbyG wrote:
    I shot it right in the blue.
    Hupsie squirt ;)
  
  When did you last get laid?
  You seem starving..... relax buddy.

Allright, I shot too far :wink:
(hear the bells ringin'?) Bora Bora

• RobbyG wrote:
  
  • Metaphor79 wrote:
    
    • RobbyG wrote:
      I shot it right in the blue.
      Hupsie squirt ;)
    
    When did you last get laid?
    You seem starving..... relax buddy.
  
  Allright, I shot too far :wink:
  (hear the bells ringin'?)

Hon, you are the only one hearing bells. You need your pipes drained. RobbyG

• Bora Bora wrote:
  
  • RobbyG wrote:
    
    • Metaphor79 wrote:
      
      • RobbyG wrote:
        I shot it right in the blue.
        Hupsie squirt ;)
      
      When did you last get laid?
      You seem starving..... relax buddy.
    
    Allright, I shot too far :wink:
    (hear the bells ringin'?)
  
  Hon, you are the only one hearing bells. You need your pipes drained.

Read again: :wink:
Metaphor79 Hahahahahaha - buddy, i'm really worried about you. Bora Bora

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  Hahahahahaha - buddy, i'm really worried about you.

Well, we all are. Apparently he lost the key to his abstainence belt. RobbyG

• Metaphor79 wrote:
  Hahahahahaha - buddy, i'm really worried about you.

You shouldn't son.
Its all fun :wink: Speedhump :D :D Robby, son, I think this was your breakfast today:
Put the butter in the microwave for about 20 seconds until it's a fat paste. Mix the hashish with 4/5th of the butter. (heat up the hashish with a lighter and crumble it in the butter). With the rest of the butter your grease the baking form so you can get the cake out easy when it's done.
Now mix the butter (and hashish), flour, eggs and milk and sugar (and possible extra ingredients). Keep on mixing it for a few minutes until it's nice and smooth. If it's too dry, add a little milk. If it's too liquid, add a little flour.
Put the cake in the oven for about 25 minutes.
Check how it looks before opening the oven. If it's big and brown (I think you can imagine how a cake looks like) open the oven and take the cake out.
Leave it outside the oven for about 30 minutes to cool down before getting it out of its form.
Enjoy your meal. RobbyG

• Speedhump wrote:
  :D :D Robby, son, I think this was your breakfast today:
  Put the butter in the microwave for about 20 seconds until it's a fat paste. Mix the hashish with 4/5th of the butter. (heat up the hashish with a lighter and crumble it in the butter). With the rest of the butter your grease the baking form so you can get the cake out easy when it's done.
  Now mix the butter (and hashish), flour, eggs and milk and sugar (and possible extra ingredients). Keep on mixing it for a few minutes until it's nice and smooth. If it's too dry, add a little milk. If it's too liquid, add a little flour.
  Put the cake in the oven for about 25 minutes.
  Check how it looks before opening the oven. If it's big and brown (I think you can imagine how a cake looks like) open the oven and take the cake out.
  Leave it outside the oven for about 30 minutes to cool down before getting it out of its form.
  Enjoy your meal.

What? You want a piece of me!!? 8) Speedhump My dear man, today you definitely need to lie down in a darkened room for a while ON YOUR OWN!!! :laughing8: :violent2: :kermit: RobbyG

• Speedhump wrote:
  My dear man, today you definitely need to lie down in a darkened room for a while ON YOUR OWN!!! :laughing8: :violent2: :kermit:

True :oops: Bora Bora

• Speedhump wrote:
  :D :D Robby, son, I think this was your breakfast today:
  Put the butter in the microwave for about 20 seconds until it's a fat paste. Mix the hashish with 4/5th of the butter. (heat up the hashish with a lighter and crumble it in the butter). With the rest of the butter your grease the baking form so you can get the cake out easy when it's done.
  Now mix the butter (and hashish), flour, eggs and milk and sugar (and possible extra ingredients). Keep on mixing it for a few minutes until it's nice and smooth. If it's too dry, add a little milk. If it's too liquid, add a little flour.
  Put the cake in the oven for about 25 minutes.
  Check how it looks before opening the oven. If it's big and brown (I think you can imagine how a cake looks like) open the oven and take the cake out.
  Leave it outside the oven for about 30 minutes to cool down before getting it out of its form.
  Enjoy your meal.

SH, domestic he is not. I would be its a box of Pillsbury Brownie Mix (with walnuts?) that he uses. Add water/milk, egg, mix; stir; bake; eat. Speedhump Where's the fun in that??? No 'extra' ingredients....? (you missed the point of the cake I think!). :D Bora Bora

• Speedhump wrote:
  Where's the fun in that??? No 'extra' ingredients....? (you missed the point of the cake I think!). :D

Geez. The main ingredient goes without saying hon. I guess I was so used to adding it in I failed to mention it.