bushra21
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all
hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant
other!
D ANGEROUS:
S AFER:
SA FEST:
U LTRA
S AFE:
D : What's for dinner?
S : Can I help you with dinner?
SA : Where would you like to go for dinner?
US : Here, have some chocolate.
D : Are you wearing that?
S : Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SA : WOW! Look at you!
US : Here, have some chocolate
D :What are you so worked up about?
S : Could we be overreacting?
SA : Here's my paycheck.
US : Here, have some chocolate.
D : Should you be eating that?
S : You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SA : Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
US : Here, have some chocolate.
D : What did you DO all day?
S :I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SA :I've always loved you in that robe!
US : Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one .....
13. Potential Murder Suspect
d3vilish_ang3l_88
hehehe....my bf knows when im PMSing <--- dont knw if thats a word.
anyways.....he wont dare come near me ... I CAN BE A POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT!! ...
thats y he buys me chocolate :D:D:D
very funny bushra! :wink:
Bleakus
chocolate is always awesome
bushra21
and it always works too...
sage & onion
I like Chocolate, but this is to much :lol:
d3vilish_ang3l_88
i dont LIKE chocolate... i LOVE chocolate.
YUMMMMMMMMMY !! :love7: