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By all mean...MARRY!


Concord By all Means... MARRY! It seems there a a few bachelors on the forum thinking of marriage. Some food for thought: I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
sage & onion Must be on the same e-mail list as me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: gracy Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Bleakus ^^what :?: sage & onion
LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: lion0009
A strange and burning life.What's real is not what's true,who knows the passion and nothing you've imagined looks like you at all,the part of you that says is not the one at home.When love is an affliction,there's not much one can do,Outside you stroll together inside you live in sin,mobile heaven where everything is free.... HP I am still unable to find a girl for marriage :oops: I dont know where are beautiful and nice PAKISTANI girls at :oops: They look kool until and unless they dont display picture on Live messanger :cry: Concord
You shud post for link here. There is "new blood" in here nowadays and maybe a bride for you! HP 1=) (all details about me) 2=) search for user User = NPCPH only girls , i dont want Ian or Concord playing with feeling by pretending as Girl :cry: I hope u guys understand the pressure of ugly and being horney , Zooter knows what i am talking here Tropic23
Ian and Concord haven`t to pretend to be a girl :wink:

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^ian^
Did I say that? Tropic23
No, no need :wink: ^ian^
:shock: HP I think we guys are talking here about my marriage , a sensitive issue :oops: ^ian^
Just because she turned out to be a he... don't be upset. Concord
You don't know how "sensitive" wait till your first time :P HP Can i play warm up matches (free trial) before world cup (marriage) ? Asian Picthes are usually slow and British or Australian Picthes are usually fast and they are only good for bowlers (girls). There is lot of grass on wesatern picthes hehehehe . Concord
But you'll need a wicket for that :shock: where are you going to get one of those :roll: HP U dont get it :
Girl is bowler and she has ball (not the men's balls )
Picthes means .................... protected area of girl
I am having Bat .........
am i getting dirty ? :roll:
lets forget this talk and think when can i find my hunny bunny :roll:
I feel it is hard to stay wid one girl for more than 5 working days :=)
^ian^
You should stop sitting next to girls in the office. Concord
check fight club. She posted after months of not posting. So maybe you are in luck! HP Its not summer but our receptionist still wears low cut blouse and drive us crazy anytime i go to get tea . Few months back i went to meet a girl's family and her HR department (mom and brother) put me on freaky questions. Paki aunties ask really hard questions and especially about religion and my maturity . :lol: I always get low score when it is the matter of religion and maturity. :oops: They ask stupid question" why do u want to get married wid my doctor" answer from heart " i am horney" :P HP its daughter not doctor Galactico
I cant believe you use you must be desperate :shock: HP [quote="Galactico"]
I thought to outsource my marriage searching to Indians :oops:
I met few girls from but the problem is that they display very nice and cute pictures and when they appear to meet you :oops: .
I am out from Pakistan from last 8 years and i dont know girls there . In Denmark , i met more than 50 + Desi girls .
I thought to use some online channel :=). Galactico [quote="HP"]
You met more than 50 desi girls and you still cant find 1 you like. :lol:
Well there is always EJ :wink: Concord [quote="Galactico"]
It is them. he likes all fitty! HP God saves the British Queen !! None of them was cute enough to attract me , although i was like Brad Pitt for them :oops: The day i saw E.Js picture on hi5 in different "bra" , i lost interest in her :roll: PS" the day my visa status changed from work permit to permenent residence and i got access to unemployment benfit (kind of union for ppl having professional degrees, 6000 AED pr month if u dont work ) , i stopped working hard and became lazy like white ppl at work :P asc_26 Economist prediction: Price for paratha and tsai will be doubled by June 2007 onwards. It is advisable not to get married! Galactico
what is tsai? HP
I also read it in "The economist".
But Price for paratha can not force me to not look for my bride . I ll look for and hopefullly i ll get married sometime at the end of this year .
If u know any "Rishta karwana wali Maasi "(the women who get money and search bride) , then i can pay her for her services :=)
:oops: Bleakus
O rly? gracy
:D ....i warned you that marrying is so disastrous decision and can lead you to a fatal situation... gracy
yes it is...and you will sigh, "can i return this person to her/his parents?and so i can live a peaceful life once more..." :lol: HP [quote="gracy"]
Lot of smokers read on the pack of Cigratte " Smoking is dangerous and it can kill you". But still they smoke .
I know it is written on girls " highly inflamable and risk of catching fire "
For example the most inflamable girl at Dubai forum is "Madam Choco" :P I am feeling sympthay for someone who is gonna share some working nights wid her :roll: Bleakus
i really dont know why people have a bad impression about marriage, like its a mistake or something....y dont you ask your parents how they got married? gracy
I am not talking of Bad Impression... i am talking about the reality...
of course i ask my parents why they marry...whatever their reasons might not acceptable to me... :D Bleakus
true....but what is the main reason you dont wanna get married.....im curious coz im planning to get married in 2 years time. :D gracy
firts and foremost, i don't want any person too much invading my privacy,
Dictating me of what i do or not...Freedom is always my passion... :D Bleakus
i agree, but i thought marriage is about sharing both lives not invading each other privacy....it could happen in other marriages that they order each other around but thats not always the case, there are people who want to share... Concord
Bleakus, don't worry in your case it will be easy. If you and your future wife don't get along or have a fight at any time you can always have a "paintball duel" to settle matters - and remain best of friends :wink: Bleakus
haha good one, i never mix paintball with family matters ;) gracy
without marriage, i can till love or share what i wanna...
you are thinking one side of a marriage only, what abouts other side? asc_26 When is the wedding gracy & bleakus? Bleakus
then its no different if you get married or not, its the same thing right? Bleakus
nice avatar jabba_jabba lol Bleakus
what other side did i miss ms gracy? Galactico Gracy is taking over from Tropic :lol: gracy
no it is not same...
Marriage is provided by law, when u don't wanna it, u cannot just run out it.
while, living in, well, you all have the freedom to choose. Galactico
but Bleakus is muslim and in the UAE living together without being married is not allowed. gracy
you only thinking that when u married, all things gonna work...
what if , a lot of things did not work??? that is another side of marriage... HP Is there any vounteer girl , who would like to get married to me and then we can discuss our experience :oops: what about Tropic ? (if she is girl) or someone else who want to accept the challenging job of getting married to HP . gracy
well, now i know why he is arguing that he should marry... :D Galactico
Well you learn something new everyday :wink: Galactico
Lion will be mad :lol: Galactico Double Post HP
Tropic is sister of Lion ? :roll:
He is dog , am i right Concord? Galactico
Lion likes Tropic check in Romance Forum to see for yourself :wink: Bleakus
just coz im muslim doesnt put a label on how i think dude Galactico
I know that but what Gracy was saying living together without being married is a better option but being muslim is not really possible is it that what I was saying. Bleakus
i never mentioned that things always work when you get married dude. Nothing in this glorious world works in the first shot.
But the difference between the two is the commitment of both members; the idea of having a promise between each other brings security and motivates them to be patient.
If both members think they can spend years with each other and there is a chance that it can all end in minutes that always can cause a lot of problems. Not saying that it won’t if both members are committed.
What if alot of things dont work?, Divorce then. When you join a firm for a job and you committed to come ontime and work hard. If you were patient and worked hard but you are not getting anywhere in the firm, you quit right? same thing with marriage, but it involves emotions and sometimes future of your children if you have any.
There are loads of people who fail in marriage but they still try again until they are happy. There is always hope and i know God will not give as long as i try, and i know god will grant me with someone i am happy with. But it also means i dont have to be hasty about it, i need to know what i want before i make a decision and have an idea in what i want in my partner.
be optimistic about it? ;) Galactico
I am sure Inshallah you will find the right partner no point rushing :wink: ^ian^ Inshallah dude. gracy
what can i say, Insha Allah... :D Bleakus thanks dudes, inshallah god will grant you what you want :D HP I prefer if my wife had some heart broken experience or she is divorced . Because she ll be able to know "how to sustain relationship". i subscribe to this famous quote of "Fayz habibi "wife must be ugly and girl friend must be beautifull". Sage&onion , what is ur expeirence , i mean u have wife? sage & onion
Yes`I do, some of the forumers have met her to. Galactico
I think you should be more worried if your future misses can cook without that no decent food to eat :lol: asc_26
Bleakus is listening to Dr. Raymond Hamden's Show (Psychologist Chair) at 99.30 (FM station). :P
But I disagree with on this:

Marriage can't just be compared to work! You quit when you don't like it. Emotions alone cannot sustain marriage. The key is COMMITMENT. If you have this key, then everything will be alright. Bleakus
maybe i should listen to that show, that time does it come on?

thats what i was trying to say dude, but commitment has to come from both sides ;) HP asc_26 , r u girl if so whats up ! will u marry me :oops: Reference = Concord , Ian, sage and onion (they ll tel u how sweet i am ) or read my post number 123. ^ian^
I think you and her would be a perfect match. asc_26
Every tuesday 10PM to 12 midnight, you can listen to his show while you're about to sleep or while making some posts in DF.

True. asc_26
You proposed to all the ladies in the forum! You're not contented with only ONE!
Tell the ladies to read your post number 143, so next time you propose to any lady, you'll get a YES answer.
Paratha, chapathi, tsai, tikka masala are getting expensive nowadays. Economists have said, marriage should halt for a moment. HP
U nevr know when u hit the jack pot ,thats why i keep trying !!
I have enough money and i give loan to Bank. I mean they have my money :=)
I proposed to E.Jewel and she said "Condems are quite expensive". We are Pakistanii ppl and we never use these plastic things. gracy for ladies outhere: "Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near."



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