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BREAKING NEWS: DFM Exposed


terranova The highly secretive and exclusive society known as the DFM has finally been exposed by the dogged investigative work of your Favourite #1 Reporter, mr. terranova We shall run a special series of articles that delve into the reclusive and decadent lifestyles of the members of the DFM. Join us as we go on a journey of wild sheesha nights at Chandelier and steamy evenings at the Jumeirah Beach Club. Known Activities of the DFM Gang: 1) Extortion of respect from all new DF members 2) Exclusive rights to hit on female DF members 3) Ability to mysteriously delete posts that don't follow their rules. From our investigations, it seems the only criteria to join is old age and a British passport. Of course, minions and enforcers are outsourced to India. The DFM is a smart organization. Known Members: 1) ArnieGang - the vicious slightly balding founder of DFM is deceptively funny and has a large social network. Don't be fooled as he runs his crime empire with an iron fist and a steel will. 2) Dubai Knight - His Number 2. Pretenders 3) Liban - currently in initiation phase. He is the first north american member and is bringing down barriers in the organization. My dear readers, I would like to felicitate our leadership in dubai and their vision for helping make this investigation a complete success. Without their guidance and support your Favourite #1 Reporter would not have managed to expose this wily crime syndicate in our midst. PS : I didnt really mean all this, actually i think Arnie, DK and Liban are really nice blokes. Liban and AG are brilliant moderators and DK is a really cool and as nice a bloke as you could ever wish to meet. Really, i hope they will accept me into the DFM so that i can help them deal with snitchers like Kanelli and that cad Maaad.
Liban I plead the fifth. alexandra
now that's the best post of the day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Dubai Knight From the offices of Messrs. Sue, Grabbit and Runne, Counsel for an anonymous client who shall remain'a nameless but a' can be a'referred to for the a' purposes of this document as 'DF Cosa Nostra'... Dear Mr. Terranova, Your post of the first instance has been passed to us for comment and the contents have been noted. Our client has instructed us (via Blackberry from his multi million Zimbabwean $ refuge in the Bahamas) to inform you that all allegations of the same in reference to the decadent lifestyles of certain members of the alleged DFM are refuted and hereby officially denied with all due vehemence. We request that you 'cease and desist' from all attempts at 'exposure' in said manner as there is no truth in your allegations. Any further posturing upon these matters will be met with a short swim off Deira whilst trying out a new set of matching concrete slippers...you have been warned! With all due diligence, Messrs. Sue, Grabbit and Runne, Solicitors PS. You may like to note that the insertion of a laptop computer into certain orifices of the human body, may result in tears at bedtime... 8) 8) 8) Knight Concord Fuggetabouit! Diz place clean. kanelli terranova, I offer my help - it seems that our CSIS training can come in handy when investigating the Dubai Forums Mafia (DMF). I currently have a mole planted in Arniegang's network and I receive frequent reports on his conduct. I'll be sure to pass on any important info that comes my way. Kanelli 8) Liban You all think you are so smart using CSIS or Scotland Yard or Mossad to hack into the mighty and glorious DFM.... You have no clue what you are dealing with you little and pathetic miscreants!!! :twisted: Dubai Knight
Don't make me do it K!
Arnie has recently had the mole removed...surgically!
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Knight kanelli Be careful DK, I am trained in the Jedi art of Chae-Fu Tae-Do to Master level, and I am an expert in light sabre rattling. :violent3: raidah guys guys! this is too civilised :roll: we wanna see some blood :twisted:

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Fear not my dear K...my lightsabre skills are on a par with Yoda and I am an expert in the Jedi arts of Soh-Lah-Tae-Doh and Macrame...I would get that rattle in your lightsabre fixed sweetie, tou wouldn't want it to overheat!
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Knight kanelli Maybe DK is too busy reading to mess with me. :read: :lol: Liban Well I will just fire my quantum phasers and quantum photon torpoedos and use anti-matter particule bombardment on your a$$ and see how you feel after that :twisted: Oh no!!! The Star Trek side of me is trying to emerge.... NOOOO.... KHAAAAAN! KHAAAAAN! KHAAAAAN! raidah this sounds very much like mine is bigger than urs... :lol: :lol: :lol: Dubai Knight
AHA!!! Liban=Closet Trekkie!!!!
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Live long and prosper!
Knight Liban KAPLAH! Dubai Knight "Klingons on the starboard bow!" :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight Liban I'd be more worried about Romulans trying to break into the Neutral Zone :) kanelli Kanelli whips out her pulse rifle and smiles...
Liban Did you forget? I quantum torpeodo'd your a$$ :twisted: the_zooter I think the biggest expose is not regarding the DF Mafia, but that Liban is a Trekkie!!! So Liban.........which was the best captain?? Liban Not Kirk because he had a speech deficiency and all he thought about was getting laid (though in itself is not a bad thing)... Not Picard because he was bald and liked to talk his way out of trouble too much... Sisko was a Captain.... Though he was commander of a Space Station, so please... They gave him a small little ship that he managed to destroy once, so he is out... Plus he didn't destroy the wormhole and was controlled by aliens... LOSER! Janeway? Her voice was annoying, though she did manage to keep moral up! Also she was a weak commander and was prone to "emotional crap"... Archer!!!! You DA MAN!!!! This guy was amazing, he could talk, he could fight, he kept moral high, he was smart, and above all he was the correct Captain type (ie not fat like Kirk, bald like Picard, quivry like Sisko, and sorry to say but weak like Janeway)... Liban Oh! Also, we prefer to be called TREKKERS and not trekkies... :oops: MaaaD terranova is on my payroll now, welcome ! kanelli I had a force field on at maximum power - there was no scorching of my a$$. Now feel the sting of my pulse rifle. I'm gonna make you dance sucker!!!!! ( And Jean Luc Picard was the best captain. Very handsome and classy, but tough and efficient. "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot" :love7: ) terranova All physical and psychological threats have been noted and duly dismissed. Do not forget that your Favourite #1 Reporter has the backing of his exalted highness without whom no plants shall grow and no trees shall prosper. the_zooter
Have you got a problem with bald people?!?!
Archer? Is that the Quantum Leap guy?? MaaaD
Thanks you terranova for your kind words. You will get a pay raise. Dubai Knight
Scott Bakula!
Star!!
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Knight Liban
No problems with bald people. I mean I liked Charles Xavier (X-Men)... I think that Patrick Stewart is a great actor... But the character of William T. Riker in TNG was more to my liking for a captain even though he was only a Commander.
Archer is the Quantum Leap dude... SCOTT BAKULA! the_zooter
I've never really liked Enterprise - everytime I see him, I expect "Al" to appear saying "get out of there Sam"!! Liban The final season of Enterprise was awesome. By then, sadly, it was too late for the show and they axed it :cry: :cry: :cry: They should have made Al into a Kingon and then have Archer develop a split personality called Sam the Romulan... That would have killed the show but made me chuckle :P Concord Are you guys applying for commercials? Liban That honor still belongs to my pal Bill. Dubai Knight
You are friends with the Clintons?
WOW!!!
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Knight Liban
Yes, I am embarassed to say that I am.
However, I was refering to William (Bill) Shatner.... kanelli
Ha! William T. Riker... It figures that you'd choose braun over brains. :lol: arniegang Brothers of the DFM Call to arms and commence extreme Moderation. DK - the known hitlist of non conformers is as follows: Kanelli - (double agent and sneaky with it) Maaad - trying to Muscle in on a well respected board members flirting ( zooter) Terranova - for initiating rebellion. DK , could you arrange these before dealing with EJ's dog and her maid. We need to escalate this to "code black" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Liban Of course.... Hey if some alien wanted to destroy me, I will not sit around discussing how to weasle my way out of trouble... I would deceive the alien bastard into thinking I am going to pull a Picard and then I will blow him out of the stars.... :twisted: arniegang
Awwwwwwwwwww Terranova - of course you can join buddy, all you had to do was ask.
We will chat about your initiation into the "brotherhood" next week mate.
:wink: :wink: :wink: Dubai Knight
Hmmm...It would appear that we have 'converted' one of those on the 'hit list' and therefore a message has been dispatched to 'Nosher' to hold off on the delivery of 'steel surprise' chocolates...
Can you now give me the list as it stands in orer of priority as I have to keep the meat eaters fed and Nosher says the humidity is making the 'jelly' a little unstable!
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Knight Concord Where did you get the notion of an Italian Mafia? The so called "Mafia" (a hollywood fantasy of course) are from Sicily - not Italy (not Italian), regardless of what you've heard before. Cappiche Paisane. Dubai Knight
Are Sicilians not Italians...?
La Cosa Nostra is better!
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Knight terranova : :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: twisted: arniegang 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) Concord
They have never been. It's another country down there! the_zooter
Thank you for trying to deal with Maaad and his intrusive muscleing in on my patch!! the_zooter
Yeah, but its part of Italy though.
Its like saying Dubai is a country, but its technically not, its a state within the UAE. Liban Sicily.... Ahh the old Arab colony.... You know where the word MAFIA comes from? During the time when Sicily was an Arab province, the Italians sought by the law would seek refuge in the mountains where the police wouldn't usually go. That hiding was called MAFIA.... The word is Arabic for "hidden"... The more you know.... 8) Concord
Zoot, see above. Liban "got" the point! Liban :D fayz
Yes but even a broken clock "points" to the right time twice a day, what has Liban really proven :P :lol: :P Liban
You're just jealous that I know things you don't 8) terranova i am taking careful note of all the nefarious intentions registered on this online forum. be forewarned that i am not liable for the results of aforementioned nefarious intentions. i have legally acquired knowledge of the legal code of the legal system of this country and know that legally i can take you to task in that legal system and expect to have a legal and enforceable decision made against you. Liban You sure like the word LEGAL alot... :) constantine arnie/zoots/liban i want in... poleyester paul...wait a min...thats a x movie nick like dirk diggler...how about frankie 2-tooth... arniegang ok Cons as we know you well, your application to join the DFM will be discussed at the next meeting. :wink: :wink: the_zooter
I do think we need to come up with some better names for our "associates" though! constantine
thank you DON :lol: arniegang ok Zoots good idea we have Don Agoili Don DKetti Don ZootaParma Don Libannapoli i have taken a certain risk exposing our true identities, this post will self destruct in 60 days. arniegang our newest recruit is Don Keyetti but he dont talk its more more of an eeeeyoreeeeeeeeeeeeee :lol: :lol: :lol: Liban I think Don Fayzetti is going to ask us for an in.... I think we have some free time on Thursday night for the blood initiation... constantine
Perhaps Don Quixote ON libans's MULE :lol: Concord I've already suggested the initiation ritual. Last scene in the movie "four rooms" check it out! arniegang The initaition ceremony is similar to my other "brotherhood". It involves bare chest, a noose and trouser legs rolled up I cant say anymore or i would have to kill you all. the_zooter
Not a Mason as well are you?? arniegang It's a secret Zoots - shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :shock: :shock: the_zooter
Oh right, erm sorry - Brother Arnie arniegang Brother !!!!! Ya cheeky git, Brother Indeed :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: Dubai Knight Have already confirmed Zoots, that Arnie does not shake hands in a funny manner whilst winking with one eye...unless you are particularly attractive, and of the female persuasion! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight the_zooter
Ahhh, my mistake!! I confused Arnie attempting to flirt as a secret freemason's handshake!! :lol: Dubai Knight
Really? Didn't know you and he had been doing any dodgy shaking? Then again, it might just be Parkinson's disease?
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Knight XRW-147
Don Arnapolitani, you going to be fashioning a new pair of concrete shoes for the snubbing! arniegang massive apologies Don Xspag-boggy :wink: :wink: :wink: XRW-147 Xtraparmegarna to you matey. Concord You forgot Concordleone too! But thats ok as "he's got ways" arniegang another apology :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Concord
Accepted bud. Besides, someone has to be "mainstream". Too much notoriety we'll make it hard to move ZD's around world markets!
Concordleone arniegang I see you as the "official face" with regards letters and publicity Concs. Your Mafia connection will remain shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dubai Knight I remain...strictly undergound! 8) 8) 8) Knight the_zooter
Except for the drinking session around town tonight??? Are Nosher and the boys going too?? raidah now boys, don t u think this is a male chauvinist attitude even for u? :roll: all these Dons and not one Dona :? im still kinda fresh meat here, but i bet i could come up with better ideas of torture than many of u 8) ...at the company i worked for my nickname was Domina :oops: :angel10: Dubai Knight
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So you are a fresh meat Dona Kebab, like torture and go by the name of Miss Dominatrix or something...when are you arriving????
8) 8) 8)
Knight raidah
:lol:
id be there by tonight if it was up to me, hun. but its not. and by now im kinda climbing up and down the wall for this much waiting. in the meantime they heat some chairs with their fat asses and do nothing...
i think i like better Domina than Dona Kebab :roll:
:wink: Dubai Knight Hurry up and wait! Welcome to Dubai!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight raidah
wait? for what? :roll:
:angel10: Dubai Knight
When you get here...THEN you will understand!
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Knight raidah trust me, i don t expect a perfect world or perfect ppl. nor do i wish to feel my clothes melt into the skin... but, i cant wait to grab some cute donkey ears :wink: Dubai Knight
EEEEAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!
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Knight



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