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Bored, bored, BORED !


BabyDoll Can we discuss something more intellectual challenging ?
^ian^
Did you vote?
scarlet BD - you post a topic BabyDoll
Thanks! Oh is that supposed to be sarcastic or funny? Or some kind of black humour? ... obviously I dont get neither :cry:
I am still bored. :wink: BabyDoll
Thats not intellectually challenging. scarlet Why is it called black humour? craigindubai Dubai Knight
Dark and slightly twisted!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Knight ^ian^
Someone just delivered a plant to every desk in the company.
Someone turned to me and said what's this.
I said "Watch out... it's a plant!" scarlet I don't know why but I found that funny

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St.Lucifer Lets discuss, Stock market crashes around the world and US economic situation.? ^ian^
Lets talk Jesus.
Prophet, Messiah... or just a dude in need of a shave. craigindubai
Perhaps "None of the above...." and religion is the biggest all time scam ever pulled in the history of mankind???....
Except of course for the moon landings which everyones knows was faked... ^ian^
No the funny thing is, this is part of our new Corporate Social Responsibility initiative.
We also got:
1 x polymer coated paper bag, large size
1 x polymethacrylate clipboard
1 x B4 pad with 100 pages of non recycled paper in it, to add to the hundreds we have.
1 x plastic biro.
This is part of our green initiative. Hence the plant.
:shock:
Er... hello... are there any fellow employees on the forums? ^ian^
and some say the biggest scam the Devil ever pulled was convincing us he didn't exist. craigindubai
Wasn't that Vampires? scarlet you have be intelligent to follow all the different topics in this thread ^ian^
If you're talking about 30 Days of Night... that was a horrible horrible horrible movie. ^ian^ We are naming our plants now... I was going to suggest calling one of them Mohamed. :oops:
St.Lucifer
Some how.. u are so Dilbertish man..distant cousins ? ^ian^
Lots of black humour in Dilbert. St.Lucifer
Seriously.. where did u attend the Principles of Management by Dilbert .. :) the committee, plants.. its all so similar.. except u dont refer to dogbert.. its all so confusing.. r u the original creator? craigindubai This is just so, so wrong.... :D
Concord
the "Far Side" is the all time best! ^ian^
Certainly the Far Side was brilliant, but Scott Adams books are actually quite quite brilliant. Concord
I did buy (or someone game me) his books when they first came out (don't read the strip much)... Concord How you seen a dead body (other than at a funeral or hospital)? I mean a person and "in person". St.Lucifer
score 792 reviewer Still bored...bored..bored... craigindubai
1186.... ^ian^ 1052 feet scarlet 542 how did you all get such high scores KITTY KILLERS! craigindubai
Easy.....
Women = Can't drive, Can't fire cannons.
It's not rocket surgery. craigindubai Should I post another boredom breaker? scarlet
Who says I'm a woman? scarlet I might be a guy who likes to dress in drag reviewer
Try to take him sans the bug for a ride in your harley .....maybe he likes bear....with shaved legs.... :lol: :lol: reviewer
:roll: Hmm...isnt this enough...i mean your lost bug running around in circles..... :lol: :lol: craigindubai
You must be....
You can't drive or fire cannons! St.Lucifer wow.. I played again..its addictive :P 1595 craigindubai BabyDoll
You avatar is driving me nuts :shock: orik Still Boring. Lets Talk About The Ten Strongest Army In The World. Come On, Write Your List . It Can Be Interesting And Intellectual . scarlet orik your posts are always really weird. Concord
What do you mean?
The guy only has 14 posts :shock:
How about Sage?
Forget that, what about Arniegang :shock: :shock: :shock: sankyx i like that game, i put ten in a row :) sankyx The boring person can try to play this game, is a riddle game, maybe a lil old, but still very good... it's a mind challenge
orik
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
scarlet ,
[color=cyan]I Suggested A Topic And Really Very Interesting And Intellectual Topic For Being Away Of Bored Syndrome.
It Can Be Worth Exploring.
If You Have Better Idea, Then Show Yours. We Will Be Happy Really.[/color] BabyDoll
1) Ants
2) Bees
3) Bats (?)
4)
Someone else continues .. Dubai Knight
1. Salvation Army
2. Oliver's Army
3. The Barmy Army
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight craigindubai Seven Nation's army scarlet
Ok it's just the style - nothing against you personally, i just find your poss quite odd to understand - but this is from another post:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I Have Seen A Lot Of My Friends Applied For Job Too, But Couldn't Succeed. But It Seems, You Can Do It, If You Are In Dubai. It Is Much Better (Direct Human Contact, Not From Computer).
Also, Some Friends Made Great Business There. Car Business Especially.
They Repair Old Cars And Sell Them Very High Prices.
To Say True, I - Myself, Dont Need Job, I'm Webmaster Myself And Work From Home On My Computer When I Want(Easy Money), But I Could Learn The Things About Dubai Too While I"m On Vacation To Dubai, So I Advised
_______________________________________________________________ craigindubai
You're not alone. orik
[color=red]The Translation[/color]: IF YOu Want To Find A Job In Dubai, DONT DO IT FROM YOU COMPUTER FROM OTHER COUNTIRES, DO IT DIRECTLY IN DUBAI, IT IS MUCH BETTER
My List Is: (Ten Strongest Army)
1-USA;
2-CHINA;
3-RUSSIA;
4-INDIA;
5-GERMANY;
6-TURKEY;
7-UK;
8-FRANCE;
9-ISRAEL;
10-ITALY. reviewer
Why not refer him to the new doctor on the block....Dr. D....his signature tells a lot....I think the Dr. will glad take his case..... scarlet
Do you do affiliate marketing by any chance? I was trying to work out why you use so much bold and colours and underlining, but it's beginning to make sense now. Dr.D
New? reviewer
I meant the face not the age.....surely they should have known that.... :wink:
So...will you take his case...? Dr.D
New face? Not even. reviewer
:roll: Enough of the theatrics.....came back from self-imposed exile?
Know what you're did last 5000th posts.......Takes a fool to know one :lol: :lol: :lol: gezza
I could be offended by that! :roll: Dr.D
HOW could you be offended by that? BabyDoll What does one do on a Wednesday night, with a box of kiwi shortbread ... :lol: bonk
Put kiwi vegemite on them ... Dubai Knight
Feed it to your kiwi?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight BabyDoll
For once there is something I do not enjoy - vegemite. I prefer Marmite. Anyone ever make soup out of Marmite? I tried, didnt like it. But still better than vegemite.
Perhaps just anything that ends with "mite" is not my cuppa tea. Dubai Knight
Like "termite"?
You don't make soup with Marmite anyway, use Bovril. Great on a cold winters night. Like we have here!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight BabyDoll Hah. Cant believe you actually drink Bovril soup! bonk
I thought it was a requirement if you wanted a kiwi passport :)? BabyDoll
There are other ways :lol: JMK dont know about you guys, but I just spent happy 30 min trying to catch craigindubai's fly with my mouse ..... BabyDoll
Did you spend that 30 min thinking it was a real bug?? JMK
yes, thats how intellectually challenged am I ...
so anyone doing anything exciting over the weekend. We most probably will get drunk somewhere tonight, sleep whole Friday and do laundry on Saturday..... exciting isnt it . :) .. BabyDoll
Probably the same, only in different order! St.Lucifer Lucky ppl.. sat holiday.. hmmm I'mma go sleep for sometime.. its been a half day for moi... BabyDoll
And i guess you still havent manage to catch that bug. BabyDoll Golly! Window watching today is BORING. Traffic is smooth. Weather is cool. car park is the same. Construction site is still there. Where's the excitement ?? :wink: St.Lucifer
where u work!!
Where do you work? scarlet The men in the orange vests are conspiring in the left hand corner of the building site BabyDoll
they are wondering if they can move the tractor St.Lucifer They are thinking abt that bobcat thingy..not the tractor.. they are also checking what should they do abt that white / red roadblock thingy. BabyDoll
This is not a bobcat.
They are probably contemplating if they should all pile into the shover to hitch hike a ride back to their porta cabin. As we have learnt from some of our friends who hitch hikes :lol: St.Lucifer
mhmmm 've u been spying on me??? :P BabyDoll
Do you wear the orange vest too? St.Lucifer
Hmm a color of my liking but I wear them pink ones.. BabyDoll
Couldnt get the original orange one, you got the fake one instead right? Peril of staying too close to Karama :lol: :P St.Lucifer
Yeah but sometimes fake ones are better... u know they've their own originality in their own way .. :D but I'm seriously contemplating on robbing one... BabyDoll [quote="St.Lucifer"]
:shock: :shock:
You really need a life my friend.
Cant say too much about myself. I am on the forum on a Thursday night !! :shock: :cry: :D St.Lucifer [quote="BabyDoll"]

I need a life .. true.. on forum on a thursday night..
But wait.. Y does one have to go out on a thursday night?? its like a rule or something.. ? hmmm over slept n missed gym, dint feel like going out to eat.. coz i dint work out.. ciggies r getting over..may go out but.. they do a door delivery.. hmm but i think i'll take a stroll to the shop nearby.. heard n saw a bit of DSF fire works.. BabyDoll
Reminds me of Jeevan :wink: St.Lucifer
Am I jeevan? dunester sometimes i wonder, is it really that hard to come up with a good sucject for discussion? sage & onion
Is this a rhetorical question? dunester well it depends on how you define "good subject"m dont you think so?
sage & onion
OK, firstly welcome to DF as I see this is only your second post.
Why don't you start a subject and see what the reaction is? dunester sounds good. since we are mostly talking about moving to dubai, what is the most important factor in making dubai a desirable place. and whats the thing that may make people run away?
dunester sounds good. since we are mostly talking about moving to dubai, what is the most important factor in making dubai a desirable place. and what may make people run away?
fakhdo This is a really weird string... I am just getting my feet wet in this place, would anyone care to discuss the fact that everone in this country now carries a blackberry? ----- Sent from my Blackberry wireless device------- HA! sage & onion
Absolutely wonderful, congratulations fakhdo
I detect sarcasm... or is that just the paranoia juice talking? sage & onion
Must be :lol: Sheikhmo I have Blackberry and iPhone and Nokia N95. I like the iPhone the best because I can browse the web on it. sage & onion
Great, thanks for that MC No worries, I am now here. Everyone can abandon this thread now. BabyDoll YAWN ... Is it just me? Any interesting topic to discuss? YAWN ... JMK
where is everyone brunching tmorrow?
Ylumba seems to be nice with its free flowing champagne and all but a bit on expensive side, what do you think? BabyDoll
I havent been there. I am thinking about shedding some weight. :oops: :D
Personally anything under 400 should be ok if its freeflow champagne (Moet). Actually 350 depending on the location :lol:
Again, I dont really rate the food in this country. :wink: JMK
heyy I lost 8 kilos last month with "lemon & cayenne pepper syrup" diet ...
however the main purpose was to cleanse my body and boost the immune system ... dare to try? . :) :lol: ... BabyDoll
Now you got my attention! :D
1) What does it entail?
2) How long does it go for?
Oops I just had an ice cream after lunch :oops: JMK Best diet is - excercise, no saturated fat, sugar, starch intake. :lol: ... BabyDoll You must be kidding me. Is that all you are having for 10 days? Let me rephrase, SAME liquid for breakfast, lunch and dinner for TEN days?? Is this still recommended for someone with gastric? JMK
with gastritis you should go on low fat youghurt diet...
and yes, that was all I had for 10 days, first 3 days were a bit difficult, but then it got easier and easier .....
I am planning to repeat it once more soon ...for my skin mainly .. :) . BabyDoll
you are KILLING me girl..
I NEED meat !! BabyDoll For health reason, perhaps I should take up this challenge. When are you doing it? we should do it together and send encouragement email/notes to each other for TEN days !! Somehow i cant bring myself to laugh on this one :cry: scarlet I have read about this diet. it is severe and meant to do weird things to your body and 1/2 the weight you lose comes back straight away. BabyDoll
Saved by the red shoes !! I am smilling again :lol: ^ian^
For some reason I read this as low faRt yoghurt diet.

After 3 days you were probably experiencing malnutrition dementia, this is common after 3 days of nutritional starvation. JMK
as u wish girl....
I was fine and felt healthy.... I too like my steak from time to time but i dont like sugar and stay away from starch, staurated fat maybe thats why all that weight did not pile on back ....
if u want to try it let me know ... :) ... ebonics i cant see this being good the acidity of the lemon on an empty stomach - that cannot be comfortable. JMK [quote="^ian^"][quote="JMK"]
try it and see what exactly was I experiencing .... thats what men should be about right -> action not word diarrhea .. :) .. kanelli
You've got to be kidding me. I'd hardly call this safe to follow for 40 days. Where is the protein, fatty acids and a whole host of other essential nutrients a body needs within 40 days to stay healthy? Acidic lemon and spicy cayenne pepper... you'll likely burn a hole in your guts over that time period. ^ian^
I think you're the one who experienced diarrhoea if all you did was take in lemon juice for 10 days. makhan lemon juice=good for stomach especially when its upset. makhan i used to be in dubai. how is it now? I's like to hear what diff ppl say abt todays dubai. St.Lucifer
I'm not a nutrition expert.. But I wouldnt be able to walk if I had just lime juice for 10 - 40 days. What works for me may not work for others. May b JMK has had success, but hey i've heard that there are some Sannyasins atop Himalayas who live on nothing but the air that they breath.
I lost 3.5 kilos, n 2 inches in 20 days
How did i do it?
Breakfast 3 -4 pieces wheatabix + milk + raisins, Low fat Yoghurt with fruits -1
Lunch - Big bowl of fresh cut fruits + 1 small serving of Fish/ Beef
Dinner - light protien based dinner. Beans Sprouts,
In between meals, whenever I felt hungry - Peanuts/Cashew nuts/Mixed nuts any of it a 4.50 AED pack
Drink Loads of water
3 Black / Green teas with sugar
But this alone will not make u lose weight..
Hit the Gym and follow this routine
,
Cardio - run - warm up for 15 mins
Weight training for 30 mins
mixed Abs work out for 20 mins
Cardio - run - Post work out 6 - 10 mins after you finish all the above.
You'll surely see the results in 15 days BabyDoll
Anything left of you ? :shock: BabyDoll
If you live on this side of the town, I would go outdoor running with you. Move to this side man ... ebonics im one of these people that can sit down and eat whatever he wants in whatever quantities he wants and not put on 1 pound and have perfectly healthy blood regardless of what sugars or fats they consume. im scared what will happen when my unbelievable metabolism slows down with the amount of food i consume :( JMK
I would not be able to go for 40 days - 10 days is ok.
lemon juice, water, maple syrup and pinch of cayenne pepper .... dont see maple syrup and water burining a hole in anything .... MC I was gonna try those diet programs that send like 5 meals to you daily, all healthy food. A lot of friends of mine joined and it does show, but kind of expensive at AED 3300 per month. I think I'll wait till I start working out again though. St.Lucifer
Aaaah.. soon.. soon enough..:)



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