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Big Secret Revealed - HP


KeithL Dont be discouraged HP Im sure Croco (as you lovingly refer to her) is young and lovely and these guys are just putting you off. I have quite a few Lebanese women in my Uni and there are gorgeous ! :wink:
Corcovado
oh i didnt mean to... cant an old lady have some fun ?? :oops: hope he is not upset :roll: Concord HP, You know I think you are smart and witty but you've fooled. You know about Corcovado. Well she is, I would guess, between 55 and 60 years old. She, along with everyone else in the forum, played along to see if you would figure it out. Obviously you did not and fell for it. Hey, it can happen to the best! Better luck next time. I've been authorized by DFM to reveal the "secret"... P.S. Arniegang calls her grandma! Corcovado Sorry HP for leading u on :oops: :oops: i thought u will get it by now ..*Removing my fake teeth and laughing* :lol: :lol: i am really thory :) Corcovado concord r u sure he didnt know my age?? maybe he was playing fool :roll: :roll: :roll: Concord Sorry Corc, I just thought about it: I got the go ahead from DFM to make the revelation but did not contact you in advance to make sure you were ok with it - based on your post, I see you don't mind. After all you should be proud. Concord
I'm sure he did not know - although I wouldn't put it past HP to now pretend that he always knew. the_zooter This is partly my fault. I told HP that Corcs was a young beauty, whereas in reality, she makes GABs look like a teenager (no offence to either Corcs or GABs there - you know I think you look mid-20's GABs). Unfortunately, I would have guessed at Corcs being older than what you suggest Concord. But perhaps I'm not good at judging ages!! Its good to see that older people can join in with this forum along with the younger members such as myself and Concord. Corcs - you really shouldn't have let yourself lead poor HP on like that. Its not fair. He'll be crying all the way to Carrefour! arso304 wow, so ur like the oldest here ? :P . poor HP the_zooter
If only that were true :(

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HP
Whenever it is the matter of girl , we men are assholes even look at ex president of US :P . We men "always think from dick not from brain , thats tragedy :P .
well what can i say if someone was 55 or 70 , let her celeberate her win :roll: Now HP wouldnt waste his feeling and respect for any girl :?
can ya sing this indian song wid me :
[color=red]Kisis sa dil lagane ki wo saza mili ha ka baas [/color]
i I got the punishment of falling for someone " :wink:
Thanks for revealing it , might be it made the day of some people :0) HP i am waiting for all losers to come and laugh at me :roll: Corcovado oooh .. r u upset? did u really believe i am young and beautiful? easternjewel
very bad corco, very bad. Look what you have done to our once lively HP :wink: MaaaD HP i know this thread is a big heart break for you ... but let me cheer you up with this article : now you can pack up as many gifts for your girls in pakland ... HP
Maad ,
thanks but even the Concord was the part of group :shock: I am not sure about constant. :roll: I dont mind girls , i never expected anything nice from them because they can not resist nature :0). arso304 carrefour wont sell half as good now :( HP concord read in fight club , little love for you :0) regards ajb oh you guys are so bad!!!! :lol:
Concord
Sorry HP -have no access (too nice!). XRW-147 Modesty obviously runs rampant in these here parts. HP I copied here as you dont have access to fight club "Concord".
[color=red]I was wondering if the last two private messages to me were also the part of this game. 8).If so then HP is very disappointed. What had you thought? HP will start licking your feet if you offer him help to find job in Dubai? you must be disappointed after reading my reply?
HP doesn’t come here to look for job in Dubai. I am engineer and having master in IT . I am damn MBS certified professional: P . I was even offered job in Microsoft Denmark. I have very nice salary and above all, I am very much satisfied with salary, company and life.
I never asked anyone to help me in finding a job even when I was unemployed after finishing my degree? There is difference between HP and kelly 1966 :0).
As well as croco is concerned. I am not having any grudges . Even a person with IQ level under 10 could know that HP was having fun. I ws jst feeling sad for her because she was having family in Libnan. I never trusted girls :0).
The only person , who disappointed me , it was you and thanks for sending me the private messages to play the game :wink:
I am giving you the respect and not revealing the entire contents , which i promised not to share :wink:
Thanks for being a nice brother :0) [/color] Concord HP. You are still the funniest guy in the forum! What's the matter? You think you have a monopoly to have all the fun. As you know, only Bill Gates is allowed to have monopolies these days. HP From: Concord
To: HP
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:08 am
Subject: Dubai Job
HP,
Whay kind of work do you do? If you tell me what you would want to do in Dubai I may be able to get you a job. I am not a recruiter. I am a [color=red]delted [/color]who thinks you are very smart, etc (you know that) and may be able to get you a good job - if you want it (and the opportunity is there).
Let me know.

was it the part your game? :roll:
croco is not a 55 or 60 years old woman and i know she is quite younger and with someone else in DF ( thanks for someone in DF :P ) . She knew that i was having fun wid her . arniegang HP Your daddy is laughing at you. I have met Corcs twice and i can confirm she is too old for you. In fact she is older than me :shock: :shock: :shock: Could i suggest HP - you adopt Corcs as your "grandmother", then you will nearly have an entire famiy on here. All we need to do is find you a grandad, Uncle DK and i are working on this. daddy HP [color=red]daddy leave the part of girl , i jst want to know the purpose of his private message: What he thought that i would be started licking his feet on the name of job ? Am i kelly 1966 ? who made the fool of herself ? [/color]
From: Concord
To: HP
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:08 am
Subject: Dubai Job
HP,
Whay kind of work do you do? If you tell me what you would want to do in Dubai I may be able to get you a job. I am not a recruiter. I am a "deleted" (serious sort) who thinks you are very smart, etc (you know that) and may be able to get you a good job - if you want it (and the opportunity is there).
Let me know. Concord HP, I've said you are funny (very funny) but I am starting to think you may not be that smart! By the way, all of the sudden your grammar and spelling are perfect! Arnie, would you send HP to his room and ground him for a while! KeithL
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder !
:) Concord
Nice try HP. HP
It is not having any impact on my bottom line , if you issue me the certificate of smartness or not. I just need the answer in very simple words and to the point .
" The Private massages were the part of your fun plan ? You must had though to put me down by offering the help? Is it true ? ". Concord Hey bud, If you need my help just let me know. I think you are overeacting and your head may explode. Just have fun, chill out and you'll see that at the end you will have a laugh or two (believe me). HP
This is not what i sought ? I asked you to answer me in simple words .
You thought that help offer will put the HP down in your foot? Corcovado
I am with someone else in DF?? Who? Dare u to tell 8) scarlet Darling Corcs with your flowing hair, I did not want to have to come out on the forum. Please do not make this difficult for all involved. KeithL
Someone told him about "us" i guess :wink: HP Lets wind up the topic with these words "Concord has lost his brother HP because of his privates messeges , which were directed to make fun " Now on , i ll think a lot before becoming nice to someone :9 If Corco had a nice day because of me , all pleasure are mine . If she is with someone , thats her private matter and we do not need to discuss it here in public forum. lets go back to work boys and girls :0) . Concord
HP have about going back to being funny. It will do you good otherwise you are wasting time with all this nonsense without being funny. Corcovado
u think? Concord
Maybe your grandaugther should meet HP. Corcovado
ha? :roll: :roll: HP [color=red]forget everything else and just tell me what is this !! was it fun ? [/color]
From: Concord
To: HP
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:08 am
Subject: Dubai Job
HP,
Whay kind of work do you do? If you tell me what you would want to do in Dubai I may be able to get you a job. I am not a recruiter. I am a deleted (serious sort) who thinks you are very smart, etc (you know that) and may be able to get you a good job - if you want it (and the opportunity is there).
Let me know.
deleted Concord HP, I'm telling you your head will explode!!!!!!!!! Maybe you are trying to be too clever. Just be fun and funny. HP concord. :lol: i know u like me :P corco i know u r nice and decent girl and i can bet on that :wink: Concord
You blew it. Now you really have to lick my shoes (strange how that concept would enter your mind!!!). HP
when liban made fun of kelly 1966 and her husband by telling everything private on this forum. :roll: You dont need to find me job just find me a beautiful ,silky girl :wink: XRW-147 You guys must be huge Seinfild fans! Corcovado Dear HP i thought u will play along and we will add some fun to the forum due to the sad events surounding us ... yes i am young ... concord suggested to post this topic cos it will add humor to the forum thats it... so yalla lets add some hope and use ur funny witty jokes to light up our days . Corcovado the_zooter I don't like HP being serious - he comes across as far less intelligent than the funny HP, his alter-ego! Maybe its actually 2 different people?? Hmmm HP
i was not bothered about this topic but i was thinking about private messages (posted above ). Well as those messages were not the part of this fun ,as it has been settled . i am sorry about it :oops:
i dont mind fun , do it as much as u can but dont make me the case like kelly 1966 :P
corco , no doubt u r nice lady :0) . XRW-147 Ponder on this if u will... when (other than with the disappearance of snipey) have u known HP to be serious. So many black pots and kettles here! Concord
I haven't got a clue what you are talking about with regard to "kelly 1966' or "private messages" your keep insisint on the only message out of this whole thing is that you can "ditch it out but can't take it"! Concord
I'm probably one of the few who has never seen an episode of Seinfeld! XRW-147
You're missing out on nothing! :wink: HP corco Xraw told me that corco is with smatd :? and both are having affair :roll: XRW-147
HP, buddy, u're meant to put worms on the hook if you expect a bite. Corcovado
who? smartd? me ? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I AM SINGLE :twisted: :evil: :evil: HP
sorry it was Fayz habibi , who told me that corco is sweetheart of smartd . If i tease her , he will block me in this forum.
Fayz !! do u have guts to accept it in public ? :roll: Corcovado Fayz , Fayz , fayz what can i say?? :roll: :roll: HP corco u gotta tell to all public , who really love me in DF :P constantine
i am outraged... DaveDXB I protest!!!!!
This court is out of order!
Crocovado is NOT 50 or 60...
Simple logic my friends....no person who is above 40 WOULD EVER waste theyre time here....unless they are complete loners (Arnie gang [exception])
At the age of above 40....truuuuuuuuuuust me....the last thing they would want to do is spend wasting theyre time with idiots like urselves.
So i conclude....HP is saved and has not been fooled upon.
Hint #2
what kind of 40 year old flips out spontaneusly over teenage idiots like me! if u recall the older threads how crocovado cried and nagged like a baby....its only take a young floolish amateur brain such as hers to be a moody person. Elder ppl have much more stronger control over theyre behaviour and reactions and patience (Hence, Arniegang)
so ur looking at a kiddy here....not a granny....and by the way i see things...i beleive shes under 25.
HP....use ur instincts....ur NUMBER ONE manly inctinct to direct u to successssss lol KeithL *Sherlock Holmes voice* Well deduced my Dear Dave *Sherlock Holmes voice end/* Thats the first intelligent posts from you :wink: Concord
Except when you realize that a few posts back it was revealed that the whole thing was a joke on HP (not that corco is 65 but that we made HP think he had been fooled). HP Dave U have opened my eyes , why has US not hired you to catch osma ben laden :P



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