MaaaD
About an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA.
It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some History.
Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"
And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "Ihud Olmert 2006".
weary_heart
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Jeevan
LMAO :laughing3:
devilsdiciple
:laughing3:
Nice one!!
Corcovado
god bless this kid ,and he is damn right the israelis got f**ked up in lebanon :twisted: :twisted:
Chocoholic
Now C, there was really no need to hijack the thread like that was there.
And that's YOUR opinion.
dubailover
[quote="MaaaD"]About an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA.
It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some History.
.................
quote]
Absolutely Quality....lol
Corcovado
- Chocoholic wrote:
Now C, there was really no need to hijack the thread like that was there.
And that's YOUR opinion.
well C thats what anybody who understands politics and read current affairs opinion.. i dont think u fit in this category ......... 8) 8)
sage & onion
- Corcovado wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
Now C, there was really no need to hijack the thread like that was there.
And that's YOUR opinion.
well C thats what anybody who understands politics and read current affairs opinion.. i dont think u fit in this category ......... 8) 8)
Come on Girls, be nice :flower: :angel4: :faroah: :reindeer:
Nick81
- Corcovado wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
Now C, there was really no need to hijack the thread like that was there.
And that's YOUR opinion.
well C thats what anybody who understands politics and read current affairs opinion.. i dont think u fit in this category ......... 8) 8)
WHOAS! Calm down girls... No need to turn a perfectly innocent thread into a flaming fest! :roll:
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dale
- Chocoholic wrote:
Now C, there was really no need to hijack the thread like that was there.
And that's YOUR opinion.
that's happening quite frequently on the forums these days...
Corcovado
- dale wrote:
that's happening quite frequently on the forums these days...
Quote:
- [color=red]And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "Ihud Olmert 2006".[/color]
I DID NOT HIJACK ANYTHING ...GOT THE POLITICAL HINT ????????
Chocoholic
Corcs, my point was that your post was irrelevant to the thread. It was a good thread and pretty funny, then you had to make a comment like that. Can't you save it for the politics forum? Which is where your comment SHOULD have been put.
sage & onion
- Corcovado wrote:
- dale wrote:
that's happening quite frequently on the forums these days...
Quote:
- [color=red]And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "Ihud Olmert 2006".[/color]
I DID NOT HIJACK ANYTHING ...GOT THE POLITICAL HINT ????????
Come on Corcs, it was just a joke :angel4:
dale
just a joke anyway 8)
Chocoholic
Yes, and a good one, until it was ruined.
Corcovado
- Corcovado wrote:
god bless this kid ,and he is damn right the israelis got f**ked up in lebanon :twisted: :twisted:
Sarcasm anyone?
Chocoholic
Still irrelevant, and trying to hide it with the old 'sarcasm' excuse is just sad.
sara_uk
- Chocoholic wrote:
Still irrelevant, and trying to hide it with the old 'sarcasm' excuse is just sad.
Never argue with a kitten mew :lol:
sage & onion
- sara_uk wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
Still irrelevant, and trying to hide it with the old 'sarcasm' excuse is just sad.
Never argue with a kitten mew :lol:
Never argue with an onion :cry: :cry: :cry:
Corcovado
what ? are u overwhelmed with ur mod powers u want to control the world ?? Question : why do u become so sensitive when it comes to israel?
its a political joke and its not my problem that u dont get it - now thats sad. 8) 8)
Chocoholic
Hardly, seeing as I hardly ever change anything.
Anyway, politics should be in politics, not here. :roll:
It might have been joke but you just had to highlight it didn't you, how predictable, I see that chip still isn't getting any smaller and the grudges and anger are still there. :roll:
westside
tht f*ck*n funny by the way was tht boy malabare by any chance??????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol:
shit my ribs hurt
sara_uk
wow calm down lady no one abuse thier power!!! regadless if what choc think she just stating her opinion, she did not delete posts because it did not agree with her did she?
Jeevan
Could we stop making personal remarks?? no need to call anyone names.
Let there be peace.
J
Chocoholic
- B__Lady wrote:
This Chocoholic Jew bitch is always sensitive about Israel, And loves to defend them.
And yes she does use her mod power to impose her opinion over some people
For your info I'm not a mod in this section, doh! You can use your eyes you know.
And what you stated above couldn't be further from the truth.
Nice to see you back under a new user name :wink:
Chocoholic
I'm not a JEw you moron, nor do I subscribe to any religious group.
You really are very pathetic.
^ian^
Now now kids, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
:roll:
pinoy1
why can't we just get along with each other? love one another in peace and harmony? and stop hijacking threads?
Chocoholic
- B__Lady wrote:
ahhh, really,
Mentioning my other names should remind you with the Pm's you wrote me to explain to me how poor the Jews are, and how it was never their mistake, we how we should support them.
Or am I making this one up also??
You make up alot of crap. :knob:
Anyway, not going to waste anymore of my time with someone like you.
Chocoholic
Ah so you admitted you registered under anew user name - I know exaclt who you are, you nasty piece of work.
MilleDane
- B__Lady wrote:
You might want to watch your friend ehud olmert, he is on TV right now, incase you miss something before you start work.
by the way:
its OK if you late, its not so busy those days, most of your clients are the type who stop seeing you in Ramadan, because they say they are fasting, and westerners don’t pay you much.
Speeking abot Ramadan - seems like it's getting to you - chill out, your low on carbs!!
easternjewel
girls seriously, you really have to let go on this pointless arguement.
175bpm
- ^ian^ wrote:
Now now kids, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
:roll:
havent heard that saying in ages 8) 8) 8) 8)
Chocoholic
FYI, B_Lady is NOT a GIRL!
sage & onion
- Chocoholic wrote:
FYI, B_Lady is NOT a GIRL!
Really chocs, why the name then???
Jeevan
- sage & onion wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
FYI, B_Lady is NOT a GIRL!
Really chocs, why the name then???
Let it rest sage, there are a few things on here which should be left as they are, no use digging up the past.
zam
WTF, I was smiling while reading the joke of maad, and now errrr....ruined my 10 seconds of fun! :?
Nick81
- Jeevan wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
FYI, B_Lady is NOT a GIRL!
Really chocs, why the name then???
Let it rest sage, there are a few things on here which should be left as they are, no use digging up the past.
Ditto
And do you mind explaining to me how you managed to get +200 posts than me if we hit 1000 together? :lol: :lol:
Jamal
- Chocoholic wrote:
FYI, B_Lady is NOT a GIRL!
she is ... i seen her at the sheesha meet ...
cant remember who the guy was who came with her though ..
and i have no idea how he knew who i was aswell
sage & onion
- Jamal wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
FYI, B_Lady is NOT a GIRL!
she is ... i seen her at the sheesha meet ...
cant remember who the guy was who came with her though ..
and i have no idea how he knew who i was aswell
Now this is interesting, what is going on Jeevan??
Jeevan
LIke i said sage its better to leave things alone, The forum is a virtual place but a few of us have met and keep on meeting, ghosts from the past haunt a few, and i wouldnt like feeding them to create more problems. Let it be as it is, if things get out of hands, the concerned people will definately know how to handle it.
So lets enjoy Maads Joke :lol:
J
sage & onion
- Jeevan wrote:
LIke i said sage its better to leave things alone, The forum is a virtual place but a few of us have met and keep on meeting, ghosts from the past haunt a few, and i wouldnt like feeding them to create more problems. Let it be as it is, if things get out of hands, the concerned people will definately know how to handle it.
So lets enjoy Maads Joke :lol:
J
You got it Bud
easternjewel
this forums is really starting to scare me!
Jeevan
- easternjewel wrote:
this forums is really starting to scare me!
What happened EJ u dint like the joke :lol:
Chocoholic
I've got nothing left to say here.
Certainly don't want anything to do with a person who'd say such horrible things.
Nick81
- Chocoholic wrote:
I've got nothing left to say here. I know what I know, and that's that.
I've got ways of making you talk. :twisted:
easternjewel
- Jeevan wrote:
- easternjewel wrote:
this forums is really starting to scare me!
What happened EJ u dint like the joke :lol:
I meant your fierce signature & avatar :lol:
Jeevan
- easternjewel wrote:
- Jeevan wrote:
- easternjewel wrote:
this forums is really starting to scare me!
What happened EJ u dint like the joke :lol:
I meant your fierce signature & avatar :lol:
What would you say when u meet me EJ :shock: thats me in my avatar :lol:
easternjewel
really? oh the guy is way to good luking :lol: i just meant the guns!!
Jeevan
- easternjewel wrote:
really? oh the guy is way to good luking :lol: i just meant the guns!!
:lol: no issues they are a part of me :lol:
Chocoholic
It looks like Jason Statham from the Transporter.
weary_heart
- Jamal wrote:
- Chocoholic wrote:
FYI, B_Lady is NOT a GIRL!
she is ... i seen her at the sheesha meet ...
cant remember who the guy was who came with her though ..
and i have no idea how he knew who i was aswell
yeah, b_lady is a girl!!! if not, then the one who showed up in the meet-up was an imposter!!!
or rather B_lady -> was the guy whom she was with...
mema
:P funny joke..
bt can some1 solve the mystery of b lady im curious :wink:
mema
- B__Lady wrote:
- mema wrote:
:P funny joke..
bt can some1 solve the mystery of b lady im curious :wink:
I will,
I met this guy on my way who is a former member of this forum,
thats all.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
i hoped for more mystery.. :cry:
but hey thanx for clearn it up for me..(my new nick name snoopy mema)
Palkid7
Nice joke Maad !! :lol: