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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Smartass Answer - GAME


sage & onion So that we can have boiled egg and spoon races Why does Turkey taste different from Chicken?
aarif look in to mirror and you will get the answer beavis and butthead OR South Park? gracy actually it is not, it is your eyes that has the ability to see multicolors.. :) why do chiken lays egg? gracy to hide dead nails.. :lol: why is priest no wife? asc_26 Because they aint chips. :D Why people close their eyes when sleeping? sage & onion Because our nails are not strong enough to dig. Why do ladies paint their nails? gracy so that we can fold it to a tiny piece... why is we swim in water and not in land? iurca because it's funny to live when u're confused. what was first: day or night? sara_uk because there is no other thing to sit on!! why people start all these games??? :( isabela because i want to be wet.. Are you wet?

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fayz because the hot water heater isn't off :lol: :lol: Why do you shower? zam so he wont be bad breath! why am I feeling hot? isabela coz the AC is off... why is the water in the shower hot? nosoup4u It's an easy game.

How to Play:
You Answer the question asked by the person above you with a Smartass answer and then ask a question yourself.
The next person repeats the cycle.
Example:
Person above you: Why do birds fly?
You: Because they can. Why do we sit on chairs?
I'll start:
Why do we sit on chairs? zam A: Bec we dont want to sit on the table, it wouldnt look nice. :lol: Q: Why are you here? isabela bec he doesnt want to say hello when he answers it... why are you calling on the phone anyway? nosoup4u A: 'cuz I was HERE first Q: Why do people use computers? iurca cos u're ignoring your phone. why are you ignoring your phone? fayz Because abacuses are bulky Why is the sky blue?
iurca because computers can not use people!YET! why do people eat? p.s. the answer was for the question about computers.sorry easternjewel how else would they poop? why does sweat stink? fayz Because if it didn't people would lick themselves. Why do doctors wear white? sara_uk So they look like the wall Why people always fight iurca to find out who is a bigger fool. and it is always the winner. whay does it rain? zam Bec angels too need to pee! Why do the birds keep on flying? fayz because we drive. why do birds sing EDIT::HAHAHAH meant for ircu but still applies, classic easternjewel cause they dont have signals in the sky why doesnt cows fly? fayz cause it'd rain milk. why are women from venus? zam Bec in Venus it rain milk. Why do we have gravity? fayz so we don't float up to freakish milk raining venus what's an ozone? easternjewel ozone is ZONE with a round about but no U-TURN dont mistake it with UZONE why do men have beards on their face? iurca cos women couldn't see the real face of a man. why does the phone ring? fayz how else are you going to ignore it? why am i posting so much this afternoon instead of working nosoup4u not yet but i'll have the jacuzzi ready when u come ;) Why is George Bush hated by so many? zam Bec he is two faced (yeah the rival of Batman!) why is it Thursday today? nosoup4u 'cuz it always is after Wednesday, duh! :P Why do we work 6 days a week? gtmash Because you all are too stupid to play the stock market. Why is all this getting so confusing? asc_26 NIGHT Why are we crying? nosoup4u just 'cuz my eyes water, doesn't mean I cry.. it was the.. errr.. Sun.. yeah it was the sun :P Which came first, the chicken or the egg? gtmash
The yolk.
Who is the woman at the top forum photo? pixie 32 she's the mother superior. why do people sing? iurca so they could dance.... why people get drunk? gtmash To overcome their pathetic personalities. Why is The Cyclone still in business? pixie 32 so that losers still have a chance of getting lucky.. why does love hurt? asc_26 Maybe it wasn't meant to be hon. :( ain't no doctor love. :( Why does love hurt? - for others to answer please.. smartd love does not hurt but it is the falling out of love or "lack" of love that hurts. why do psychics never win the lottery ? Cheers, D asc_26 Because they don't know how to guess the correct combination & probability of winning numbers. :wink: Does love moves in mysterious ways? :wink: iurca yeah. it's the only way it moves! otherwise it would be interesting! Can u stop the time? pinoy1 Not if it stops you first. Are we alone in the universe? iurca No.There is God out there.And someone else in other galaxies. Why people want to fly? bushra21
Because they dont want to walk
Why are people stupid? pinoy1 So that they can continue posting here. Why do people die? MaaaD because they are stupid. Why do we get headaches ? bushra21 because of people like you why do some people never shut up? scarlet They have logorreah What is the perfect hair colour? pinoy1 Transparent Why do we have hair? scarlet So advertisers can use pretty girls in commercials going swish swish Why can we actually see something that is transparent? pixie 32 because we're too lazy to try to see through something opaque! why do we write with our hands? MaaaD because our feet smell why does the week start on sunday ? pixie 32 to get rid of monday blues.. why do we sing in the shower? bear It's a natural behavior... apes all over the world sing when they are drenched in hot water Do you really like me? pinoy1 yes, deep fried. Why is the sky blue at day, black at night? bear Cause THE ROCK SAYS SO! whats really in meatballs? fayz meat!! aka lahem :lol: :lol: Why are balls round? bear because round building blocks wouldn't work very well... why do camels hurt when your ride em? Mi Ange mi Demon They are sensitive How the birds can fly? bear nuclear propulsion What is that green stuff that grows under the fridge? Mi Ange mi Demon Is the alarm bell for cleaning Why I am always late ? St.Lucifer Coz your watch is slow. Why do we use watches? bear cause sun dials are heavy... if a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around... does it make a noise? zam it does, noise is any wavelength that isnt wanted. sh!t that isnt a smartass answer. let me try it again, it does, noise is noise. (wtf) why is the telephone ever invented? fayz Dude how else are you going to order pizza? Why do people screen calls? bear people wanted something other than a finger to keep their brains from leaking out. Why does nobody know how to give smartass answer? (IAN get in here bud) Mi Ange mi Demon Cos nobody is like you Why there are only 4 seasons ? zam Bec there is no more room in my closet, do I have to elaborate more? Why is the earth round? asc_26 because it's not square. zam i pmed you, did you get it? zam if I did, I could have answered you sweety! (ohh sorry is that part of this game? :lol: ) How can you eat a chilly that is so chilly? Mi Ange mi Demon Yes I get it too (for Asc) Why my heart beats ? Nick81
It beats for me hon
Why does my joints hurt when I try to scratch my back with my toes? Mi Ange mi Demon Cos you r getting old Why there are fishes in the sea ? Nick81 So that you get your daily dose of Cod Liver oil every day! Why can't I touch my nose with my tongue like some of friends! Mi Ange mi Demon Cos you need some training :wink: Why we have juz two hands ? asc_26 You're exotic to them. Why peeps like still working at wee hours? pixie 32 'cause we wouldnt know what to scratch with the others... why do people stare? scot1870 Because they keep the nation nourished at McDonalds' drive thru Why are the English so rubbish at cricket? zam Karma, they dont really love "crickets" you know, they dont even eat it! hehe (corny! slap zam! bad girl) :lol: Why does the Middle East love round abouts? MaaaD Coz we like to go around things in circles Why did it rain yesterday ? weary_heart Water buckets in heaven are full. Why do we get eyebags when we dont get enough sleep? zam Thats where our dripping saliva goes when we dont sleep (ewww) Where is heaven? fayz take a left at the bebsi interchange Why does bugs not wear clothes Mi Ange mi Demon Cos they are naturists Why we have juz one mouth sage & onion So that they can squeeze under the crack at the bottom of doors. Why do we write on paper? nosoup4u 'cuz more than one would make it grotesque not to mention annoying :P Why does Superman wear red underwear? Mi Ange mi Demon Cos Lois likes red Why we have to work everyday ? Nick81 The store was all out of pink. Where do babies come from? zam Womb, where else? Why do we feel hungry? Nick81
It's a sign you're on the right track to being one of em anorexic models!
Why is the middle finger longer than the others? (watch it, let's not send this topic to fight club now! :lol: ) zam Bec middle finger is the father, the two fingers next to that is wife no. 1 and no. 2 and the 2 remaining fingers are the kids. Now who should be the tallest in a family? :tongue3: Why does ski dubai have snow? nosoup4u 'cuz coming down a slope of snow = fun; coming down a slope of stone/gravel = not so fun :P Whats the significance of the girl in front of Burj on the logo? pixie 32 ski dubai - snow? someone's pulling a fast one on you. why do we watch TV? zam for no soup: thats a teaser for all DF who havent been to Burj. for pixie: coz the world is over populated already. Why do we need to eat? nosoup4u 'cuz our stomach keeps pestering us since they are impatient when they're hungry why do women love shopping for shoes, clothes and jewelry? Nick81 Coz they're too chicken to give it a try
Why do ppl close their eyes when kissing? cleotrio becos stealing them will put you in jail. why can't human beings fly? Burken Cause they don't want to see the ugly face of the person they are kissing. Even if the person is not ugly, it would destroy the kiss anyway cause they need to imagine/feel something to really enjoy the kiss, and a human being can imagine as best when the eyes are closed. Why are some people so cheap? pixie 32 because sleeping with eyes open = scary! :shock: why do we drink ourselves silly? Jamal cause illusions are better then reality when is da chronic gonna be legaliz'd? MaaaD when all the narrow minded asses try it .. Why is it raining in the desert ? asc_26 cos above it is sky where the rain comes Why people get shocked? Jamal cause all them narrow minded asses finally decided to puff on lies . why is punani juice sour at time's .. is they got expiery dates on em? asc_26 :shock: :shock: :shock: Haven't tried it man. Why it hurts? Jamal nahh no pain .. its jst dat its gettin harder to put ma tounge between them thighs cause of the salty feelin ... so u all women best keep them punani's honey coated .. do you like me tounge twirlin in ya ... or do you prefer me thick deep banging in ya? asc_26 NO! me wholesome yet naughty but not dirty. why is he talkin' to me like that? :roll: Jamal cause he wants to get freaky with ya. why is u pretendin like u dont want it? asc_26 cos i don't know what i want. why is he sayin' that to me? makes me sad. :( Jamal intentions understood wrong... bringin bout sadness is not wat he was bout .. them hood narratives an 1 blood verbs were went to make u add glitter to his sight with ur smile. why dont you like to take what you know you want? why do you prefer to be asked for something , so you could give it? asc_26 :? :? :? :? How we could revive this thread? pixie 32 by flushing down all the dirty talk.. :D why do men go bald? zam Bec of the women who holds so tightly on their head. whooops :oops: Why is Dubai so famous and commercially successful when Abu Dhabi is the capital of UAE? Jamal cause abudhabi kept it real an maintaind there way's ... dubai sold out , in proper words dubai whored itself allover to gain its status ... you gots a question on ur mind ? well then answer it nosoup4u :twisted: :twisted: Why do people get married? zam To have someone embrace them every single night....ahhhhh :lol: Why is the ice cream cold? asc_26 ^it aint ice cream if it's hot dear. Why i don't have questions tonight? ----------------end of story ------------- iurca Because you already know the answers! Why do people want to fly? pixie 32 because its just another way to get high! why does everyone look like a convict in their passport pic? zam Bec if not you will be suspected as a terrorist. :? Why do we need calendar? pixie 32 to remind ourselves that tomorrow does come! why do we get scared of ghosts? iurca because they know to much about us!and we're afraid they could tell that to someone else! why do people need to kill? Jeevan meet me you will find the answer to ur question :) Cant something be done about the no of cars in dubai cleotrio From consuming too much of carbs and fat. Why are some people thin? iurca :D Nice answer I liked it. just one thing: to close the roads for private transports, OLNY FOR PUBLIC!!!Buses, taxi... What will become Dubai in 10-20 years? zam It will still be Dubai. Why do we exist? cleotrio The missiles need targets.. Why do countries go to war?? pixie 32 because politicians get bored and need a hobby too. why do people join politics? zam To be rich and famous. Why do we need to work? Jeevan to let our boss earn their bread does life after death exist? zam I damn hope so, I cant imagine myself just rotting under the ground and thats it. :? Why cant people live in peace? redmatrice Cus without pain there's no peace , without life there's no death , without poor there's no rich , everything has the oppisite and without it , it won't works Do you think that we are alive for real? do you think that we are real? nosoup4u Ans: do you think rabbits eat carrots? do you think horses fly? Ques: What satisfaction do people get from drinking alcohol? PrettyPenny only if the s*x is good how many men does it take to fix a light bulb pixie 32 because after drinking, everything seems more satisfying :) Do soul mates exist? zam a blonde lady whining is all you need..... Do Sta. Claus really exist? aarif Ans : Ask tooth fairy Ques: Do locals (emiratis) have problems in their lives as for expats money is the solution for all problems and locals have lot of money? nosoup4u A: local's problem? money can buy them everything, except a sense of humor :P Q: Who would win and why? Spiderman VS Batman? MaaaD Spiderman .. hands down .. batman is such a fag with his lover robin .. Iran or Syria ? Jamal iran for sure ... the middle east power house is on another level compared to syria .. u heard :wink: rastafaraism or buddhism ? sara_uk the best drink is the one to have without you maad! :D :) what is with people's mood?? :shock: sage & onion Because the Moon does not have eyelids Why do cars have tyres? nosoup4u rastafaraism?? errr... no offense but is that a made-up religion? Who would win and why.. In a Cursing contest, who'd win and why.. white fellow with a british accent or an indian fellow with a fake british accent ? sage & onion
Rastafaraism made popular during Bob Marley's reign, they preach that pot is good, don't wash their hair for years and are able to take anything that grows on the land, doesn't matter whether it is private land. And also they believe that Haile Salasie is God

nosoup4u Gotcha! Lets change the question.. Who would win and Why ABBA or Bee Gees? MrLonely Bee gee cos they would just sting ABBA ha HA Big Mac or a Whopper? Jamal triple whooper no doubt.... an ohh yea JA BLESS THE LION OF JUDAH ( Haile Selassie ) T-bone steak or rib's ? sara_uk
Emm , this thread to ask question and get smartass answer!!! Not this or that game!! Are people getting confused with all the games?? :? MaaaD whats your problem >? the question is just being phrased in an X or Y way its still a quesion .. its not ur thread so shoo awayyy :P T-bone for sure .. What is the best drink ever ? MaaaD south park why cant we lick our elbow ? Palkid7 Cause u can lick other stuff, which I can clarify it to u more in Fight Club :wink: sara_uk
what was your question?? :D MrLonely ok... lets go back to the title of this thread. Ill ask the question you give the smart ass answer... This ones easy... they will get tougher! You are still at work around 19:30 and your co-worker goes "Still here?" you say?.... valkyrie
The Rastafari religion is laughable, the "savior" of the Rastafarian religion was Haile Sellaise, who was supposed to lead the Ethiopian people to the promised land "Zion," A.K.A. Israel. But he never did, and he died in 1975. Ad yet their religion lives on for some reason because Rastafarians to this day refuse to believe that he died. They think it is a lie, because according to their religion Haile Sellaise is literally Jesus incarnate and can't die. bushra21
no, its a hologram..
why cant i be a smartass? Palkid7
My q. to u , why did ur parents name u sara ? nosoup4u sara you answer the above question.. i'm just gonna ask mine.. what does "bushra" mean? (be creative people) hehe sauron Claus he didn't like the name Satan! Are all blondes dumb? sage & onion Because you have to jump one more day Why is Santa names so? sauron Well, 2007..............................................duh!!! Why is a Leap Year called a Leap Year? sage & onion Can't find any meaning for Bushra When will 1st day oe Eid be? sauron The day after I'm supposed to fly :cry: Is Elvis still alive? sauron P.S. Ain't it a Chemical Brothers song.........''Bushra Button'' ? sage & onion
Saw him in MoE on Friday
How many days in 2007? sauron Cos numbers are too mathematically challenging.
When should you never hit the 'reply to all''button? gracy becoz you cooked and put some spices differently... why do the stars blinking while the moon does not? reemtrivedi the answer depends on whether you're a blonde. Were do babies come from? sauron Your bellybutton! Why do doughnuts have holes in them? sage & onion So you can wear them on your Big toe Why do Japanese drive on the left? reemtrivedi because they want to. why do people burb? sage & onion To get rid of the excess gas to stop themselves from floating away. Why do people write letters? sage & onion Because you end up with lots of new friends Why you should just keep quiet? sauron Cos keeping loud costs too much. Are the stars out tonight? sage & onion
Of course, seen them walking about all over the place, John Wayne, Brad Pitt and loads more.
How does a plane take off? sauron It pretends to be a Jumbo. Why are elephants afraid of mice? sage & onion Because mice are stronger. Who invented automatic gears on vehicles. sauron A one-legged man. Where is Land's End? sage & onion At Sea's start Why does an automobile have 4 wheels? sauron Cos if it had three it would be a tricycle. Who make the worst drivers - women or men? sage & onion Women, men can't give birth. Who are the best cooks, women or men? sauron Men - most of them are crazy. When's it gonna snow here? sage & onion Next Tuesday according to the latest rumour. How long is the ski slope in MoE? sauron I didn't know they had one in the Ministry of Education. What are salopettes? sage & onion Craziest name for trousers I ever heard. Where can I find Snowballs? sauron In a snowman's pants :oops: :oops: :oops: Why do Americans call trousers pants? sage & onion Because it sounds better than shirts. Where can we find Camel rides in Dubai? mighty.one Burj Al Arab, Room 2205 What do you get when you mix sage and onion together? sage & onion The best you can buy. Where can I you purchase real fresh chicken? sauron From the Cheeky Chicken shop What does DFM stand for? sage & onion Don't forget Mummy Where can I purchase pencils in Dubai? SNA33Y A. Dubai Mall when it opens will have 300 pencil shops Q. What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? sage & onion You would pick it up, thinking it was your lucky day, bang your head on the ladder and die. Where in the Egypt is it safe to drive? sauron Inside a Pyramid What is a Sphinx? SNA33Y A. A form of leprosy where you lose your nose everytime you sneeze Q. What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea? sage & onion It's a crazy description for a lady going to the bathroom. Where can I purchase cycle shorts. SNA33Y A. You should really post that questions in the Products and Services in Dubai - Discussion Forum Q. Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"? sage & onion Reverse Psychology, you think it's free then you have to pay. How do you cook boiled Carrots? SNA33Y If they are boiled then you don't have to cook them! TADA!! What does an angry turtle sound like??? sage & onion Something like a wet leather boot. How do I repair a puncture without a repair kit? cleotrio Simple. You call the mechanic. How do I eat noodles without a fork or chopsticks? Libra A. With hands. :nike: Q. Where can i buy a crazy monkey? sage & onion In the crazy monkey shop MoE What is the maximum speed limit on Emirates road? sauron Har! Har! Har! Har! What's the best way to avoid a speed camera? SNA33Y A. Don't return its phone calls and don't go to the same bars. A disguise would also help. Q. Does one need a bulldozer to dig up a root??? cleotrio Only if its too delicate for dynamite... Howcan you be in two places at the same time? sage & onion It's complicated, but the use of carefully placed full length mirrors helps. how can you stay awake in the afternoon. sauron Sleep all morning. Why does eating cheese before you sleep give you bad dreams? sage & onion Because they dislike nagging Why are some twins identical SNA33Y Because you are a rodent :lol: Where do you find the seeds to grow seedless grapes :?: sauron In the seedy side of town! Why does butter taste nicer than margarine? SNA33Y The same reason why a Big Mac tastes better than a rubber boot! What is the difference beween fate and destiny?????? sauron Destiny is longer! Why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? SNA33Y A cute name for a cute animal. BTW Joseph just wouldn't sound right. What is the most dangerous addiction??? sauron The one that you're most addicted to ( like posting on this forum, perhaps? ) Why is eating chocolate better than making love? SNA33Y Because eating chocolate only leaves you with sticky fingers.........whereas....... I know where olive oil comes from but where does baby oil come from? sauron From Babylonia Do boomerangs always come back? SNA33Y Depends on why they left you in the first place... Why does your nose run and your feet smell? sauron Because I am a painting by Picasso. When would you say "off the top of my head'? SNA33Y I don't have an answer for you off the top of my head but i will get back to you.... Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? sauron Home, home on the range. What did the brown bear say to the polar bear? SNA33Y GRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr you lost??? Grrrrrrrrrrrr What is the speed of dark? sauron The coke of light. Which came first - the chicken or the egg? zam Chicken, eggs dont have feet. Why do we have 7 days in a week? Why not 6? or 8? sauron 7 is the happy medium. Why can't emus fly? SNA33Y Because there is no leg room in economy and they simply can't afford business/first class. If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? :D bear Because a chick with four knockers would be weird. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? sauron Depends how P*##ed he is. Why are cocktails called cocktails? bear cause pu%$ytails was taken why don't more people wear suspenders? sauron Cos they can be difficult when you're legless. What exactly is a jockstrap? SNA33Y It is what hunters use to catch Jocks. Similar to Bear trap. Why do roosters cry out "C0ck-a-doodle-doo"? sauron Well, we know how horny they are. What should you do if you are threatened by a wild dingo? fayz feed him your baby why do adults use words like joshing? :P sauron :lol: :lol:
Well, hellooooooo there.
In answer to your question, just to hear you laugh, Fayz. Then again, perhaps I'm not an adult?
What's Fayz doing here in the Game Zone? gracy (**how did u know nuns have ugly undies?did u peep one of them? :lol: :lol: :lol: ) so that we can sleep comfortably if movies aren't good.. why is the earth is round and not quare? sage & onion Because they wear ugly underwear Why do Cinemas have comfortable seats? gracy to test our ability to read... why do nuns have no hubby? sage & onion Because their are too many s's Why do we read newspapers? Tropic23 Because pink would look gay. Why are street gray? sage & onion Looking for something serious to write about :wink: How will the Metro trains run on the concrete structures being built? gracy bcoz their parents think the same thing during the "making process" of twins... why why impossible is not possible? fayz ***After 3 months that's the best you could come up with??? A big sling shot at every station Why is paper flat? sage & onion Because it would be difficult to write on if it were round. Why is a rainbow multi coloured? sage & onion If it was square you would fall of the edge Why are flowers different colours? gracy because they have different smells like ladies.... why there is night and day? raina for gracy to sleep in the day and work in the night... why children are not born big? Tropic23 Because then no woman would born a baby. PAINFUL!!!!! Why don`t men get babys? gracy bcoz they have no big holes for delivering babies... :lol: why are men stands when they pee???... Tropic23 They do that, because they know that women hate that!! Why is the sun hot? gracy bcoz it is summer, if winters comes, it won't hot... why is dessert has many sands? Tropic23 Because in the desert is no water. Why do cars have 4 wheels? gracy because if it is not , it wont run... why do the sky has clouds? Misery Called Life Send it to Antarctica! what is common sense? raina because plain sky would be boring.....clouds adds fancy!! Why men eat food fast? Tropic23 They think that a mammoth is coming........primary instinct. Why we don`t live forever? gracy becoz the world will be full... why do women conceive a child? Tropic23 Because women have a bigger brain than men. Why do we have just one moon? gracy becoz there is no available partner for reproduction.. :) why is a a lady wear make-up? WhiteJade All of them for all their lives. How to refridgerate an elephant? Tropic23 Because women want to look more beautiful than men. (Actually we look better than men with or without make up....it doesn`t matter) Why it is dark in the night? sage & onion Because the sky have no power station Why do we use sun-tan oil? gracy becoz if we used olive oil,someone might eat us thinking we are Salad... why do we need to sleep? Tropic23 Somebody has to count the sheeps. Why we don`t live on the Mars? gracy bcoz Mars has no mobile phones...we'll surely die there... why there is thunder? Booya moon Because of the big drummer in the sky. Why we can`t breath under the water? sage & onion Because we are not fish Why do humans have hair? Tropic23 Because without hair a haircut is useless. Why do we have no purple eyes? sage & onion So that we wouldn't get lost in "Purple Rain" Why does a Bass Guitar have 4 strings? gracy bcoz it would not sound good if it has more or less strings... why does the sun only be seen during daytime? sage & onion Because its the moon's turn at night time Why are clouds in the sky before rain? gracy so that peolpe will aware rain is coming... why water is wet? sage & onion So that we can make use of all the towels in the market Why are Battleships painted Grey? raina B cause here men and women are already in white(kandoora) and black(abhaya) why fire burns? sage & onion Because if it froze we would be cold Why is snow white? Tropic23 Because a snowman has to be white. Why does the word "Pool" have double o? sage & onion Because with a single o we would be in an election Why are beds soft and comfortable? Tropic23 Because then it is difficult for us to wake up in the morning. Why was the first person on the moon a man? sage & onion Because they wern't sure how a womans body would have reacted in the Moons gravity :wink: Why are mens feet bigger than womens? gracy bcoz men walks alot more than women... why is we have weekend??? Tropic23 Because weekend is every week on weekend. Why are we hungry? sage & onion In order to get rid of all the food in the supermarkets Why do trains make noise? gracy so that sleeping people will wake up and catch the train... why should we wear underwears? Tropic23 Without underwear you will get catch a cold....also in Dubai :wink: Why do we have two legs? sage & onion So that we can fill both sections on a pair of trousers Why do we have a right and a left foot Tropic23 For every direction one leg......we don`t go straight :wink: Why don`t we use the whole brain? sage & onion Because we would fill it up too quickly Why do we peel Banana's Tropic23 Because we aren`t monkeys. Why do birds have wings? sage & onion So that they will not be mistaken for rats with feathers Why does Chicken taste so good? Tropic23 Because chicken can`t fly. Why is it difficult to find presents? sage & onion Because they cost money Why do Planes have two wings? Tropic23 Nobody would fly by plane, when the plane has just one wing. Why do you close your eyes during sleep? sage & onion To stop people from stealing your eyes. Why does water always find it's own level? Tropic23 Water has a high IQ. Why doesn`t the never ending story have an end? sage & onion Because it didn't have a begining Why did the blind chicken cross the road? Tropic23 Because the chicken didn`t know that it is blind. Why do you need a job? sage & onion Because without one we would have to sleep all day Why does beer get you drunk? Tropic23 Because it wants to.... Why we can`t see the Mars with our eyes? sage & onion Because somebody ate it ("Mars Bar") Why do we eat Breakfast in the morning? Tropic23 Because lunch and supper are later. Why do we use cells? sage & onion Cheaper than building more hotels. Why do we swim? gracy bcoz we do not have wings to fly.... why woman sits down when she pee? sage & onion Because she doen't have cups to catch the drips Why do police wear uniforms? gracy so that we will know they are not prisoner... why there is sunset? Tropic23 Because we have sunrise before. Why do spiders have 8 legs? sage & onion Because with 6 they would not scare thr girls Why does a snake slither and slide? Tropic23 Because snakes have no legs. Why do just women born babys? sage & onion Because Men would strangle the poor thing on the way out Why do horses need saddles? Tropic23 They don`t......WE need saddles. Why do flowers smell? sage & onion Because they never make noise Why do Monkeys swing in trees? Tropic23 Because it`s fun. Where are the dinos? sage & onion They died out because they were not able to fit inside the new london Taxi. What makes the wind blow? Tropic23 The wings of a very big bird. Why do we need water? sage & onion So that we can learn to swim Why do we have nails? karmaloop to disfigure our better halfs why dont we have enough middlefingers sage & onion Because we have too many other fingers Why are Lap tops called lap tops? Tropic23 Because butt top would sound silly. Why do we need money? karmaloop so u can carry them around in ur pockets and not wear abdominal guards Why is blood red? sage & onion So that we can have a reason to work. Why do we have television? karmaloop because Jlo exists why do people spam? sage & onion Because they can't Corn Beef Why are coins mostly round? sage & onion Because if it were Green you could get lost in the Forest Why is Gold valuable? Tropic23 When not, the Gold Souk would have a problem. Why are we sending postcards? sage & onion Because it is easier than sending "Post Boxes" Why do stars twinkle? Tropic23 They need attention. Why is water wet? sage & onion Because if it were dry it wouldn't be water Why do we have 5 fingers? Tropic23 Because that seperate us from the Simpsons. Why do we have dreams? sage & onion Because if we had reality it would be boring Why do we have two kidneys? Tropic23 Because kidneys need small talk. Why do we live on just one planet? sage & onion Because Emirates would charge us too much to fly to others. Why do trousers have a zip? Tropic23 Because many buttons would need to much time, when you have to go to the restroom........very very fast. Why is breakfast so important? sage & onion Because without it we would die (Break Fast :wink: ) Why do ladders have rungs? Tropic23 Because without it would be pointless. Why is the polar bear white? sage & onion Because Green Polar Bears would look out of place Why does a day have 24 hours? Tropic23 Because 24 devided by 3 is 8. 8 hours work, 8 hours fun, 8 hours sleep. (should be, but not true) Truth: 16 hours work or more.....happy when 8 hours sleep. Why do you we have 7 days per week? sage & onion Because if we had five we would not have a weekend Why do we need fire? Tropic23 Because without we wouldn`t have candle light dinner. Why don`t we live under the sea? sage & onion Because their would be no space for the fish Why does the Moon go full? Tropic23 Because the moon can........he is a show off. Why do we ride on horses? sage & onion Because it would be difficult for them to ride on us Why do we like leather? Tropic23 Because that reminds us of stone age.......the good old time..... Why do we celebrate birthdays? sage & onion So that we can all practice our blowing Why do we chew Gum? Tropic23 Because we like to look like a cow. Why do we like songs? sage & onion So that we don't have to listen to nagging Why stand upright? Tropic23 Because then we can pretend to have a backbone. Why do we eat fast food? sage & onion Gives us more time to walk slowly which came first, chicken or the egg Tropic23 Of course the egg......the easterbunny brought it. :wink: Why is the rain wet? sage & onion Because if it were dry the unbrella would never have been invented Why is snow white? Tropic23 Because, when the snow would be red, Snow white would have the wrong name. Why is the suitcase sooo heavy?? sage & onion Because I didn't pack it Why do suitcases have zips? Tropic23 Because buttons are ugly. Why is it raining in Europe? gracy coz angels peeing alot in that place... why there are gays? sage & onion Because they would find it difficult if called miserables. Why do ladies wear make up? gracy to color their dark sides.... why does the sun hot? Tropic23 Because she is hot..... Why is sand sandy? sage & onion Because if it was slippery we would all fall over Why is the Moon different every evening? Tropic23 Because the moon likes new outfits. Why do we have clouds? sage & onion So that we can dream of rainy days Why does rain fall downwards? Tropic23 Because the rain doesn´t know the other direction. Why are donkeys grey? sage & onion So that they can stand next to battleships and go unnoticed during a war time situation. Why are beds so low? Tropic23 Because the dreams are high..... Why does a book have pages? sage & onion Because without pages it would be a poster Why is vacation also called Holiday? Desert Scorpion it sounds better than wickeday Why are they :P called Emoticons Tropic23 Because they needs a name with "E"..... Why are rainbows colourful? sage & onion Because if they were white you would not be able to see them Why is the Union Jack Red White & Blue? Tropic23 Red=Love White=Clouds Blue=Water Why is chocolate sweet? sage & onion Because its the only way you can get people to eat it Why are wheels round? SuperStAr because that is the only way ur 20 inch rims on ur car will look bling bling and u can also add spinners :P
Why are clouds like cotton? :roll: sage & onion Because if Clouds were like coal we would get injured everytime we had a storm. Why are leaves green? English Girlie So the catapillars can have more of a challenge when playing 'hide and seek'!! Why can't goldfish talk?? fayz they can, stick your head in the bowl and listen. why don't they make goldfish bowls the size of EG's head ?? :lol: :lol: sage & onion EG Head size bowls are available, however the hair disturbs the fish. Why do vehicles go faster forwards than backwards? SuperStAr because they cant see whats behind them when they are moving backwards and so they move slowly to avoid getting hurt.
Why is Mars known as the red planet? sage & onion Because if it would be known as the Green Planet it would be called Pepper. Why are broomsticks round? SuperStAr because the smooth edges around the stick makes it more comfortable for the witches to fly on them.
Why is it called breakfast in the morning even when we r not fasting? sage & onion Because we wouldn't understand if it was called Dinner. Why does Easter have Eggs? rudeboy 23 when does this game end?? sage & onion Because it is How many letters in the alphabet? LA Probably tomorrow What is the German name for Kaliningrad? rudeboy because eggs are associated with fertility ;). Y are clouds WHITE? sage & onion Because if they were black it would be dark all day. Why is a football round? sankyx because if it have a punt you will hurt ur foot. i think :? :? what is a HP :?: :lol: sage & onion HP is an Acronym for; Hydrogen Peroxide (needs a good bleach) :lol: Why do we have Turkey at Xmas? Scratcher Because the chickens went on holiday. Why do people buy Christmas Crackers? sage & onion In order to make sure everyone is awake around the table. Why does a leap year have an extra day? Dubaidude007 So overworked people can spend an extra day at the office. Why do we watch TV? sage & onion So we don't have to watch the wall. Why do we use an alarm clock? red_hanks so you don't need to use a rooster just to wake up=) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? sage & onion Only if one of the personalities has enough money to end the conflict. Why do Hoovers have a flexible hose? sage & onion No, nobody is interested in aiding them What is the speed limit on Emirates Road? Dubaidude007 Adjustments so that you can hoover, ahem, more sensitive things with it :shock: Why is it called a Roundabout? sage & onion Because if it were called a Squareabout their would be to many corners. Why is this particular source of information called a Dictionary? rudeboy 120 kph y the hell is this still going on?? Captain Sirus Black Coz if there was no dictionary then all of us wud be cavemen .. :P so whats the deal wid ur display pic ? sage & onion It's what my Mother wanted me to look like. So what is the deal with YOUR Display Avatar? Captain Sirus Black lol .. dont blame your mother dude .. she must have wanted you to look like George colony .. as you didnt asked another question i would ask away .. whats so good about dubai .. ??? sage & onion Everything :lol: When will the weather improve? Captain Sirus Black the weather is so gooddddddddd .. i dont want it to improve .. why did the chiken cross the road ?? sage & onion To get to the other side Which came first the chicken or the egg? Captain Sirus Black chikegg came first and was split into two by lightning .. ;) Are female moths called myths? sage & onion no they are called MOTHerS Why do we go to School? Captain Sirus Black to get laid .. Do vampires get AIDS? sage & onion Herr Kaliningrad Where can I find Automotive tools? Venusian Kuninsberg for Kaliningrad in German. Automotive tools are in the trunk of ur car. why ppl sleep at night. sage & onion Because it is difficult to stay awake. Why do people wear clothes to bed? sage & onion Because it has no day counter. Why is Thursday such a great day? rudeboy cos its dangerous to keep everything out in the open you might have theives lerking around in the dark :D tommorow is here so y isnt this game over!!!!!!!!!!!! manulal Because you don't need to be in a boring cabin in front of a stupid machine for the next two days. Why did the chicken cross the road? quatroporte
to find out who came first, the chicken or the egg!!!! 8)
How much can you sleep? sage & onion Three hundred and thirty seven Dirhams. How many pounds in a ton? quatroporte
Well... An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care.
therefore pounds = ton :roll:
[color=red]why we call the apple... APPLE????[/color] sage & onion Because people would get extremely confused if we called it a strawberry. Why is the Moon circular? manulal because then only the crescent will look like what it is now. why did apple fall on newton's head? sage & onion Because he was there Why does water flow downhill? quatroporte Because newton could not prove otherwise!!!! Why guys cheat on girls???? sage & onion Because boys get more violent when cheated on. Why does paint come in many colours? pete t they only come in red, green and blue just mixed together at different amounts...
why is W the only letter in the alphabet to have more then one syllable ? uding22 because that letter was invented by chinese :LOL: why can't you count rain drops? shariqq
...coz the water gets into your eyes, and everything looks blurred!
Why can't you tickle yourself? sage & onion Because the shaking would stop the tickling. Why are clouds not square? dresden ^ Even if they started out being square, the wind would change their shape. What came first, the chicken or the Egg? sage & onion The Chicken came first, no it was the egg, no must have been the chicken, no way must have been the egg, I give up. How many sides in a circle? emraans there is 4 sides in circle Can u explain it ? sage & onion Only if you have the time to listen How long is a piece of string? sage & onion
This has nothing to do with the game? dresden If you look hard enough... there is no string. How do you get a 1 armed blonde down from a tree? sage & onion Cut the tree down How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb in your villa? newdubai monky will kill u if u touch his girlfriend i will offer monky to exchange girl friend WhiteJade Monroe is hot. The lion king has called for a meeting. All animals attended it except ?



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