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PrettyPenny how long does it take for nail polish to dry?
bonitta does love exist? d3vilish_ang3l_88 yeah..i know wht u mean ..... i press the sumbit button once..i its like i posted three or two.. :evil: it gets annoying .. ^ian^
Yeah it's a little bonkers since quite a lot of the posts were deleted. d3vilish_ang3l_88 i think somthings wrong with this thread :? ^ian^
Not sure about the multiple posts, but the forum is behaving very badly. This happens sometimes when you delete a lot of posts on these phpboards.
As for who is hacking into your account, it depends on whether they're hacking in through your computer or just into the forum.
A competent IT professional like SmartD should be able to help you. bushra21 why am i all of a sudden making double, triple, and umm quadruple (sp?) posts? whats wrong with df? it wont even let me post sometimes. also, dr.d....how can i find out who is hacking into my account? ^ian^ Next page :evil: ^ian^
Well, not being an expert on Avatars, I think yours is fine. Pink I guess is a very feminine colour, so one would hope that is the meaning you want to get across.
As for the animation, due to the upload limit of 10k, you'd probably need to link an animated gif from another site as many have done. ^ian^
In this instance I will refer to which has some outline of the potential origins of Okay/OK.
I wouldn't take this as Gospel OK?

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never thought about that...hmm..very interesting.... i need to know the anser to this one:D d3vilish_ang3l_88 ETYMOLOGY: Abbreviation of oll korrect, slang respelling of all correct WORD HISTORY: OK is a quintessentially American term that has spread from English to many other languages. Its origin was the subject of scholarly debate for many years until Allen Walker Read showed that OK is based on a joke of sorts. OK is first recorded in 1839 but was probably in circulation before that date. During the 1830s there was a humoristic fashion in Boston newspapers to reduce a phrase to initials and supply an explanation in parentheses. Sometimes the abbreviations were misspelled to add to the humor. OK was used in March 1839 as an abbreviation for all correct, the joke being that neither the O nor the K was correct. Originally spelled with periods, this term outlived most similar abbreviations owing to its use in President Martin Van Buren's 1840 campaign for reelection. Because he was born in Kinderhook, New York, Van Buren was nicknamed Old Kinderhook, and the abbreviation proved eminently suitable for political slogans. That same year, an editorial referring to the receipt of a pin with the slogan O.K. had this comment: "frightful letters ... significant of the birth-place of Martin Van Buren, old Kinderhook, as also the rallying word of the Democracy of the late election, 'all correct' .... Those who wear them should bear in mind that it will require their most strenuous exertions ... to make all things O.K." isabela
it looks cute though...don't u think its a nice background on my avatar as well?
and you know...my avatar should be a hugging elephant...after i saved it, the animation stop...so what should i do, i need to save and upload the animation? Concord OK. Where does "OK" come from. It's OK if you don't know :wink: ^ian^
Well, it's just a contrasting colour I picked. I have quite a lot of avatars. isabela
do you like pink - color not the singer?
Well, it's not on my list of favourite colours, but yeah, pink is ok. I wouldn't wear a pink shirt though, when there are so many other colours I prefer.
I like the singer too, for the record.
but you like pink in your avatar right? ^ian^
Well, it's not on my list of favourite colours, but yeah, pink is ok. I wouldn't wear a pink shirt though, when there are so many other colours I prefer.
I like the singer too, for the record. d3vilish_ang3l_88 ooooooooops :oops: :oops: i didnt know that ....soowwwweeeyyyy :cry: isabela
ok then :(
so ...just for my 100 post again..
do you like pink - color not the singer?
^ian^
THIS guy. :shock: ^ian^
In which case it must be possessed. d3vilish_ang3l_88
which guy ??? :? ^ian^ Hrmm ever since the mass deletions, the thread doesn't page properly, might have to start a new one. Jamal
so you claim ...
but my track record speaks for itself ... ^ian^
Dr. D... you know, he's just this guy. d3vilish_ang3l_88 who is dr. d? :P ^ian^
this is because of the deletion of the "write about the person above you" thread. ^ian^ I have received a few PMs from fellow males to be careful what secrets of the male mind I unlock for my female clients. I can understand their concern, and shall be more obscure with my answers in relation to 'guys' from now on. To the one person who pm'd me requesting I unlock the secrets of the female mind, alas, that is beyond even my skills, although I have spent many years studying the subject in question. I certainly don't feel any the wiser. isabela and how about full stop? why full stop is use here instead of period? are the words in a sentence run so fast that it needs full stop? Jamal he is talkin bout guys in there 40's an 50's ... cause damnn all we see is s ex .. all we hear is s ex .. al we talk is s ex .. all we bang is ass.. all we desire is s ex .. all we get is s ex bushra21 thank you for confirming what i have thought for quite some time now. your amazing dr.d :D ^ian^
Most likely.
Edit: Or they're not getting any. bushra21 so does this mean that almost every one of my guy friends are immature...because that is usually all i hear. and the sad thing, none of them are in their teens... ^ian^
Aha! The fallacy raises its head.
To be truthful Bushra, men talk very little about s.ex. Teenage boys do because they're obsessed with it, but once men mature, they tend to talk about more exciting things and leave their se.x life out of it.
There is often a saying amongst men, those who talk about se.x the most, get it the least. ^ian^ Need to post to ensure the paging works properly. ^ian^
It is neither a ruleR nor a scale. The correct name for the implement is a Rule, in which it is used to apply the rules of measurement.
A Ruler is Sheikh Mohamed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum.
A Scale is what you find on the outside of Hammour. bushra21
starts with s and ends with ex ^ian^
What else is there to talk about?
Honestly Ms. Heart, I think I'm missing your point here. isabela and how bout ruler....why is it called a scale here? and i thought when my officemate ask me about where's her scale...i thought she has a weighing scale in the office... and glad ur here...these are serious questions that needs to be answered right away... :) weary_heart
Just mere observation. Then what do you talk about aside from cars and sports?? ^ian^
The reason it is pronounced that way is because whilst English is well spoken in Dubai, it is spoken generally very badly.
Many people here have learnt English from books or courses and therefore rely on the instructors pronunciation. Add to the mix the variety of accents, and you get ve gi table.
My Arabic pronunciation is also quite bad, and it's really the same thing.
Why am I here? Well, in this day and age, even on holidays you need to answer your email. :-) ^ian^
No. Who told you that? isabela Talking about pronunciation... Since I arrived here, i was curious why vegetable is pronounce as ve gi table? is it because when you abbreviate it is called veggies? :roll: and Dr. D, why are you here? i thought ur on Eid break weary_heart Good afternoon Dr. D, Is it true that men gossip more than women do? ^ian^
Unfortunately this is the realm of the unexplainable. There are many things we don't understand, that even evade science for an explanation, such as string theory, quantum physics, gravity etc.
In order to grapple with strange unknown phenomenon, many science people apply Occam's Razor (%27s_razor) which in a nutshell says the simplist reason is often the most likely one.
In this instance, applying Occam's Razor, I would assume that the simplist explanation is that the police department should train their pursuit cops better. Worst car chase ever.
Oh, that and it appears to be a ghost. ^ian^
The written English language is littered with contradictory rules and odd spellings of words. Why night, nite and knight for instance?
Well, it took some research, but I have uncovered the *true* answer to this.
English is not what you would call a 'classical' language, such as Latin, Greek or Hebrew, with structured and logical progression. In fact, it is a modern language that draws heavily on other languages for the base meaning of words, and even borrows letter from latin, greek, arabic and other languages to form its words.
Prior to written English there was no set way to spell words, and in much the same way that we use Romanji to spell out japanese words such as Konichiwa, other scripts were used to literate English words.
Hence everyone had a different interpretation as to how they formed the words. It wasn't until the Great Vowel Shift (make sure you pronounce the V properly) of the 1500's did it move towards any standardisation and the pronunciation of words was locked down into a structure.
Unfortunately, like anything English, they only did half a job before they knocked and decided to get pissed down the pub. Hence the English language has changed little in 500 years despite many non-English people's attempt to fix this. ^ian^ Inspired by Bleakus' request for why people cry... this thread is for people to ask any question, and have it answered. Dr. D. will be happy to help out where he can :-) So shoot, who's first? sara_uk Why do we sneeze? pinoy1 what do blind people (blind since birth) dream about? :?: Can they see in their dreams? yorky500 what is the birthrate, in the UAE, 9 months after the end of Ramadan? :lol: ^ian^
Well, it's better than picking someone else's nose.
In essence though, it is self grooming. The fact is blowing a nose is not as natural as sneezing or removing offending boogas with a finger.
Whilst it is 'natural', it is filthy and gross. Much like cats cleaning their bum with their tongue. valkyrie How do you cure a hangover? Bleakus what is the most screwed up combination of drink (non alcholoci) that i can do in my next episode of DareDudes? sara_uk
Ok but be careful, my friend use to do this to avoid going to school by been sick. It is not nasty but it will raise your temperature, mix of thania ( the sweet one, iam not sure what you call it in UAE) and chilli sauce sandwich, before you even finish it you temperature will be raised but nasty mix drinks there are a lot I will post them later. ^ian^
We sneeze because the tiny hairs in our nose sense particles and need to eject them from the nasal passage. It is a defense mechanism to prevent foreign bodies from entering the lungs where they could be more harmful. ^ian^
Blind people have the same dreams we do. Whilst they have lost the ability to see, they haven't lost the ability imagine or dream.
In a more philosophical way, I think most blind people dream about seeing. ^ian^
Hrmm... a tricky one. I will apply some mathematics to this.
The birth rate for the UAE is normally 18.96 births/1,000 population, but since everyone wants to nookie after Ramadan, I imagine this would cause a temporary bump of around a month.
So, I guess what we do is take 18.96 divide it by 12 and then multiply it by 2 for twice the nookie and you get 3.16 births per thousand people in that month. ^ian^
Three ways:
(1) 2 x 500ml bottles of Orange Gatorade
(2) Greasy breakfast and water
(3) Get on the drink again. ^ian^
Dr. Pepper, Vegemite, Condy's Crystals, Cod Liver Oil.
I don't think it gets much worse than that. sara_uk
yuk cod liver oil :pukeleft: ^ian^
Yup it's the worst. On it's own it is possibly the worst.
Any more questions? Bleakus
gee i dont know if it will affect me.....im used to really spicy food ;)
do you have anything crazier? Bleakus
okay....BEAR WE HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS DUDE
i love dr pepper, its the bomb man sara_uk
it is not about spicy it is the mix of sweet thanee aand shita ( it is not the same as the one used for salad) thineea sweet hard one somtimes it contains nut, in saudi we have it at breakfast, it also make funny things in the mouth if you drink pepsi while eating it too. i eat spicy food too ^ian^ Don't use Condy's crystals, it could quite possible make you very sick. :-) ^ian^ Double post. yorky500 Ian, were you very bored today by any chance? hahahahha ^ian^
Hope so! :D :D :D :D
But there's always Ponting, Clarke, Marto and Hussey if he doesn't.
The way it's going though, should be a good game. 175bpm what the average amount of tea consumed in china in one day :idea: ^ian^
A full stop is from the days of typewriters, when after a sentence you needed to come to a full stop, where a comma you only had a semi-stop. A period of course is the correct word, but is seldom used, primarily only for dictation. ^ian^
I will add that since being in this part of the world, quite a lot of males seem obsessed with it. I can only assume this is because of the lack of a competent cricket or football (any football) team.
Guys in there 40's and 50's? Please, some of us grow up well before then.
Edit: and finally refer to the rule. Those who talk about it the most, get the least. It would seem the company you keep is not getting any. isabela i wonder why my total post is only 98 ..well 99 now...?? i think the last time i log out i posted my 100th message on your thread. isabela
So what does Dr. D stands for? Is it Dr. Do Little IAN boy?
hmmm..and curious about that song..why is it only 10 little indian boys? why not 11? what happen to the 11th indian boy?
:?: ^ian^
1.4 billion litres - yes almost a litre a day each. ^ian^
Those who know mean know what the D. stands for.

Easy, 10 fingers, one for each Indian.
Next? yorky500 whats the best way to get rid of "Morning wood?" hehehehehe You should post a poll on this for the guys. Should be fun. :lol: ^ian^
the best way for girls is not to waste it and put it to good use.
If you're a guy and on your own, just slap it a few times.

and straight to fight club. Don't wreck my thread. isabela Those who know mean know what the D. stands for.
So who should I ask now...so that i would know what Dr. D. stands? ^ian^
I actually, worked bloody hard today. I only just got home.
I did have other things on my mind though. ^ian^
Many people here know. Don't ask though, the answer may disturb. isabela ok u said it Dr. D. -- ok i'm chatting to someone i like right now...and he's boring on replying... does that mean he's not into me? :oops: ^ian^
No he could just be trying to be cool.
It depends, if he is under 25, then no, there's no way a sub-25 can hold their cool when talking to a girl he likes. He's not into you.
If he's over 25 then he's just playing it cool, doesn't want to rush things, might be a bit stand offish himself.
If he's 25 exactly, he's probably gay. Nobody would say they were exactly 25. yorky500 he's "not into you" cos he is on another computer, somewhere far from you! :lol: :lol: Sorry. had to say it ^ian^
Yorky, are you getting any at the moment? isabela
ok that's a relief ..he's over 25...actually 30...
thanks Dr. D..ur great! ^ian^
No problems... that's what I'm here for.
I think.
Next question (anyone)? 175bpm dating people from the net is wrong
sara_uk 175bpm well done on your double post isabela elmo... i did not meet him from the net ok... he's just in canada right now..and i'm here..that's just it... and this is Dr. D's thread ...so stop being Dr. Phil... get ur own..show... ^ian^
Is that a question?
It's not wrong, in some ways it's better than dating in real life, you get to know more about the person than ordinarily.
I support it. :D
Internet Stalking is bad though mmmmkay. sara_uk
Yes then if you like their personality you have to like them no matter what they look like right Dr D? 175bpm
it was a statement :? ^ian^
Not really no. sara_uk why not Dr D? personality does matter does it not? ^ian^
Yes, but personality is not enough on its own.
Sorry if that's not the PC answer you're looking for, but if everyone thought personality was all you needed, the world would be full of very friendly, but very tardy people.
Thankfully, mother nature has gifted us with charming ugly people and bitchy beauties. Of course you get nice good looking people too, but we're few and far between these days.
Chin up :D sara_uk Attraction ^ian^ I think you missed my edit. sara_uk
I guess I have to change then. I always gave people a chance even if I did not like the way they look but it always back fire because I thought personality is more important than looks. I thought it was mean and vain to reject someone based on look but I discover that some people can be ugly in the inside and outside. ^ian^
Unfortunately some questions there are no clear answers for. Some people can be beautiful inside and out too, and all kinds of combos. weary_heart hey dr. d, im in search of a store/bakeshop where i can buy swiss bread and/or pastry. i know your an aussie, but maybe by chance you know where? dr. d im serious.... :lol: ^ian^
Weary Heart, it's funny you should mention this as a group of friends mentioned this the other day (see The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon at ).
I believe the place you seek is on Beach Road. I will find out tomorrow (it's late right now) and will report back.
Kind Regards
Dr. D. weary_heart
dr. d.,
thanks a lot. i think i wont be able to eat swiss bread for breakfast...
anyways, lil bit sleepy now to think of the particular name of the bread...
get back to me please asap.
yours yawningly,
WH
(ian, this is so coool! :lol: ) PrettyPenny Dr. D, Is it true what they say about guys with big cars? small feet? ^ian^
Hi Penny,
in answer to the first question, is it true that guys try to compensate for lacking in other areas with big/fast cars... well this might come as good news or indifferent news, but the answer is no.
It is a common misbelief that guys feel the need to compensate for small things with big things - but in actual fact the male brain is not wired this way. The true answer is guys never really mature the way women do, we like to have fun, and being in the position to treat ourselves to a big car is more of an ego-stroke then an attempt to compensate. It's not about countering insecurities. In short we do it because we can and enjoy it.
Hence the oft-cited 'penis-envy' criticism towards Porsche owners actually originates from other males who in fact have Porsche-envy, and attempt to make their lack of finances or male-practicality excusable by criticising a fellow man. I think this concept must have been passed to the female species by a rather well endowed but very poor individual. (why he never joined the adult movie industry, I don't know.)
For the record, I do not drive a Porsche, at least not until Hertz start renting them at reasonable prices.
Now to answer the big feet question, again, this is a myth, although the bone structure of the human body is in proportion to a very precise metric, cartlidge and floppy bits are not governed by the same requirements. It should be said, if the body moves too far out of variation from the metrics that govern bone length, bipedal walk would become impossible. People with variations in bone length outside the standard norm often suffer from heart failure due to the increased stress placed on the cardio-vascular system from attempting to conform to proper human movement. This is particularly true for people with 'sloped' shoulders.
But I digress, back to floppy bits.
Like ears, the noses, lips, tongue etc. other *cough* appendages are heavily linked to genetics. They are not fixed to bone length and thus someone with huge feet (governed by bone length) can have tiny ears, and other bits. Therefore, big feet are no guarantee of anything but big shoes.
Hope that clears that one up for you.
Cheers
Dr. D.
(Sleep time now). ^ian^ Any more questions? I am quite busy today but I will do my best to answer them. valkyrie Do guys really get 'blue balls'? ^ian^
Yes they do. Although I've had one girl tell me that she was told in s.ex. ed. in High School it was a myth, it is actually true.
When the male gets sexually excited, the body channels additional blood to the groin area of the human body to assist with erectile performance. The blood pressure in this area is also increased causing the male testacles to swell somewhat. If the situation is prolonged without any release in pressure (caused by the endorphin signal in the brain), the testicular membrane can sustain light bruising from the increase in pressure.
The more this occurs, the less it happens, which is why highly sexually active individuals tend to suffer it less than light sexually active individuals. Hence most high school boys have suffered blue balls at some stage, but it is rare in adults.
Hope this answers your question Val. weary_heart good morning dr. d. what is bambi impression?! Bleakus Dr D what is the purpose of life? ;) mema
i thought this thread was for light stupid questions..not deep confusing ones
:roll: Bleakus
oops sorry
ok
why do people pick their nose??? :lol: :lol: Jeevan
Its just a involuntary reaction when u have nothing better to do, and if you dont pick it , the thing dries up what are ya gonna do :lol: :lol: ^ian^
A Bambi Impression refers to someone getting all confused and puffy eyed as did Bambi in the movie when he was like "Mother please wake up" after his mother had been shot. ^ian^
42. pinoy1
yes PrettyPenny Is the purple teletubby really gay? Nick81 Is Barney a pedophile?
^ian^
The original Tinky-Winky (Dave Thompson) from everything I can ascertain was not gay, and the creator of Teletubbies (itsy-bitsy entertainment) have also stated several times that Tinky-Winky is not gay.
The only possible connections with homosexuality are:
* It carries a handbag
* It has a triangle on its head (supposed to the symbol for gay pride)
* It's purple (the colour of gay pride?)
However, like Spongebob Squarepants (who has a snail called Gary), the focus should actually be on the actual gender of the character. As they are imaginary characters, it is hard to fathom that they can reproduce or have any gender preference. The question shouldn't be, is Tinky-Winky gay, but actually, is it possible for Tinky-winky to be gay.
The answer is no. ^ian^
Barney is a dinosaur. He is more likely to eat children than molest them. zam Dr. D are you singe? and why? :roll: ^ian^
Am I single?
Am I a singer?
Have I been singed? valkyrie
lol :D weary_heart
Thanks Dr. D., I always thought it is making a big wide eye! :lol: sara_uk
wow a short question with the longest reply :lol: weary_heart Dear Dr. D, This is really confusing me.... why women always open their mouth when applying mascara? Any scientific expalanation? Nick81 Dr D. how can I deal with my snobby pinky? I tried everything but I keep on holding my pinky away from the glass when drinking... zam
ooopsss wanted to ask if your single? and why? :wink: ^ian^
This one is really quite simple, by elongating the face slightly by opening the mouth, it provides the head with more stability.
That and women sometimes feel the need to open their mouths at the most awkward times (I know I'm going to get flamed for this one - but it's a joke!) ^ian^
The easiest way to deal with this is find friends who have the same condition. You will find that you feel much more comfortable in a group of guys who are all point each other with their pinky while drinking.
To top it off, you should buy some bling for it to really stand out with your new posh mates. ^ian^
That is the one question Dr. D. doesn't know the answer to at the moment. :oops: ^ian^
Ah-hem... there is that, but I would call this more an 'action' than an impression. It's a matter of semantics I know. zam
:( :( :( :( :( ^ian^
Don't feel bad about it. 8) zam
How could I not? Do you not feel bad about it? :roll: ^ian^
I don't know, I'm just a psuedonym :wink: constantine DR D does the income suppliment the amount you spend on flowers? :P ^ian^
Nowhere near it. I feel if I had spent the money on a nursery, it would have been a more sound investment. :? constantine Dr D are you a spelling bee...and how does that affect your social skills on an interpersonal plane of gratification leading to a meaningful conversation with a like minded individual on the same level as you which you thought was impossibly difficult to find in such a transient city which is preoccupied with results rather than a chance to breathe... :lol: :lol: :lol: ^ian^
Interesting question. I might ponder it a little more on my way to your place with the roll of masking tape.
:D :D :D :D :D zam
Best excuse ever! :lol: anyway Im about to park my keyboard for the day, so I will give it a rest. Have a nice day everyone! :wink: ^ian^ More questions please? Bleakus do you think white people are allowed to dance in public? ^ian^
I am white and I am a wicked dancer. However, one night I was dancing with a mate of mine (also white) at the Doubledecker and the bouncer came over and told us to stop "Scary Dancing".
So perhaps not. I need to do more research on this one. weary_heart dr d, why eyes are teary after sneezing? ^ian^
The eyes actually play an important part in the role of sneezing. Fluid in your sneeze partly comes from your eyes through small tubes, and after sneezing the eye needs to relubricate and fluid up, hence they water.
This is helpful if you feel you have something small in your eye, it can often be dislodged or removed by blowing your nose. ^ian^
Sorry B_Girl but your Dr. D priveleges have expired. ^ian^
Whatever, go pick a fight with your fanny. That should entertain you. sara_uk Dr D why do baby cry when they are born? tempian Dr. D. why does B__Lady seem to want to pick a fight with everyone, and tends to come across rude and obnoxious all the time? sara_uk lol tempain :lol: or is it tempian ^ian^
Not sure little man, but the way she has acted throughout the forum has made me decide not to waste my time with her. ^ian^
Hi Sara, being born is quite painful but not all babies cry when they're born. Crying is a good sign, and sometimes doctors slap the baby's bottom to make them cry to ensure that they're alive and well. sara_uk
they do? :shock: weary_heart dr d, is ian and tempian brothers? :lol: isabela Dr. D , are kermet the frog and ms. piggy real lovers or its just a showbiz thing? And can a frog really love a pig and vice versa ^Enigma^ Who is this B_Lady? i think she/He needs to be silenced. asc_26 i have questions here. what are two ELUSIVE characters? Missing two letters or number? W A T E ? M ? L O N Good Luck!!! :?: :?: :?: :lol: ^ian^
Yes, quite a common practice. The PC Brigade did try to stop it at one point I believe though. ^ian^
Weary I can safely say they're not brothers. ^ian^
Isabela, that is indeed a good question. In recollection of Muppet Lore, I do believe that Ms. Piggy and Kermit are indeed lovers off the stage, and this is evident if you watch the Muppet Movie.
It should be noted, when the late Jim Henson was quizzed on this, he replied by saying they weren't either a pig or a frog, they were muppets. ^ian^
I think it's just best to ignore it, and it shall go away.
Standard troll procedure. isabela
good one... :D
and how bout Friends TV series?
why did the producers end it after 10 years ??--- i missed those guys
and if you are in Rachel's place, would you choose to end up with Joey rather than Ross? weary_heart Dr. D, Is the series days of our lives finished with that gemini meteors? isabela Dr. D, since your thread is popular now, can you atleast give me a clue on your name? You said your not Dr. Do little ian boy? then what is D? isabela One day you are in MOE and saw a shirt that you want in one of the shops for 97 dhs. You don’t have any money so you borrowed 50dhs from B_lady and 50dhs from Constantine. So how much money you have? (ans: 100 dhs)
You went back to the shop and bought the shirt. How much is your change? (ans: 3 dhs )
You gave back the 1 dh to B_lady , how much you owe B_lady now? ( ans: 49 dhs)
Then you gave back 1dh to Cons, how much you owe Cons now? ( ans: 49 dhs)
And you kept the other 1dh. Ok.
So if 49 + 49 ? (ans: 98) + 1 dh is with you? (ans: 99dhs right? )
Then where did the other 1 dh go?
So please tell me Dr. D where did ur 1 dh go, coz i've been looking for mine as well :?: :?: :? :? asc_26
so what's the answer B_Lady? ^ian^
It's that Australian sense of humour. ^ian^
Presumptious little scrub monkey aren't we? ^ian^
The D is the first letter of my last name. :) ^ian^
No, it will continue, as it has for years. ^ian^
The other dollar didn't go anywhere. It's just a confusion of logic because the rest of the money is in the shirt.
Const = 1
BNut = 1
Dr. D = 1
Shirt = 97
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Total = 100
I've heard this told many times, usually it's a Pizza, not a shirt. Nick81
Ok now this is scary. I was going to post the EXACT same thing earlier in the afternoon... Dr D what's the probability of 2 individuals who never met, who know **** about each others, to actually think/post the same completely random thing? I mean there must be billions of billions of combinations to come up with questions and we actually thought about the exact same thing... Oh man this is weird... asc_26
WRONG!!!! Nobody got it right. CLUE: ELUSIVE. asc_26
WRONG!!!! Nobody got it right. CLUE: ELUSIVE. sage & onion OK, OK, we get the point :lol: ^ian^
1 in 6000 Bleakus
Respect dude
your awesome sara_uk Dr D from your other post in the cricket thread, why do men like beer and most women hate it. sage & onion
Most women that I have ever known, do not hate beer, they just hate the beer belly :lol: sara_uk I hate it and all my gf, the taste is yuk :pukeright: sage & onion Come on Sara, which beers have you tried?? sara_uk Stella!! and never again, it has after taste sage & onion Now you see, Stella, Belgium beer extra strong, not the one to get started on. sara_uk ok DR O where do you start on? ^ian^
Hi Sara, you do ask a lot of questions don't you.
Man's liking for beer come from the days of a hard days work, where quite often the work was very physical and draining. Nothing capped off a hard days labour like a great ale, and was preferred to the sweetness of wine or the stinging potency of raw spirits.
Over the years, beer has become synonomous as a man's drink because of its link to the physical days of yore.
Women of course (with the exception to the odd mud beast) have never had to exert themselves quite as physically and have never had the pack working mentality that men do, so don't understand the cultural and refreshing aspects of beer.
Beer today is not just a refreshment, but a social activity as well as a salute to ones self for whatever one feels like.
Also, women, being beautiful and more refined (with the exception of mud beasts) tend to go for more refined things, such as wine and sweet spirits.
Beer is good, and there are many good beers, but Stella is not one of them. constantine sara next time try this belgian beer called hoegarden...its sweet/fruity/light...most of the girls i know love it...it aint a typical beer...but like any beer does give u a beer belly....i personally go for jack Ds with diet coke...or scotch or single malt....beer is a bit over rated now a days...and it does interrupt your drinking time...sorry Dr D for highjacking yer thread... sage & onion
I'm off to get one after reading this, should be posted on the wall of every pub :wink: ^ian^
And I thought you were busy tonight!!! :wink:
No problems, any sensible person can provide sensible answers. constantine still at work mate...waiting for the editor to finish off...then off for a game of squash...and perhaps tea after that... sara_uk
Thanks enjoy your game. dale can any tell me the names of all the strong lagers available in uk....plz sorry i m off topic but then its also a question DR D 8) isabela [quote="^ian^"]
The other dollar didn't go anywhere. It's just a confusion of logic because the rest of the money is in the shirt.
Const = 1
BNut = 1 Dr. D = 1
Shirt = 97
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Total = 100
:lol: :lol: :lol: ^ian^
Well, not being English or even remotely English, I'd have to refer this question to Dubai Knight, who not only knows the name of each one, but has no doubt drunk them all. isabela
Aha..Dr.___. - born on July __, 19___ (belated happy b-day by the way) ..good thing i remember that there was someone who post his CV..
:blob: :blob2: :blob3: :blob4: :blob5: :blob6: :blob7: :blob8:
i got Dr. D's name...i got the D's name...i got the D's name...i got the D's name ... :D :D :D
So D, any agency you know where i can update my CV with affordable rates ok...i need it this December...i'm planning to look for a new job? (seriously ok) isabela
Weird :?: :?: :?:
Oh no...aren;t you my long lost brother?
Dr. D, could you please further explain, how was this possible? ^ian^
Edit: Actually, I got the wrong term, I'll have a smoke and try and dig up the right term from the depths of my vast knowledge. :-) Nick81
Seriously I'd like to know that too... I was smoking sheesha with some friends (forumers too :P ) and asked them this question... After checking whether my sheesha was drugged or something they came up with the conclusion that I needed therapy. :lol: :lol:
I wasn't even a Muppet Show fan when I was a kid! So what is the frickin explanation!? isabela [quote="Nick81"]
Seriously I'd like to know that too... I was smoking sheesha with some friends (forumers too :P ) and asked them this question... After checking whether my sheesha was drugged or something they came up with the conclusion that I needed therapy. :lol: :lol:
I wasn't even a Muppet Show fan when I was a kid! So what is the frickin explanation!?[/ quote]
:?
and i'm not a Muppet show fan as well..
just pop into my mind..after reading about someones question about teletubbies and barney...
so maybe that's the same thing that happen to you...
or i guess in another life .... we are both puppets..and friends of kermit and ms piggy... i'm weird... :lol: :lol:
that's why Dr. D--- explain this????????????? Nick81 :lol: :lol: Where is Dr D when you need him!? zam Maybe searching for facts that might prove you and isabela are ______ Fill in the blanks.... :lol: ^ian^
Dr. Doesn't Take Troll Bait? ^ian^
I will reiterate, I'm not going to play along with your silly little game, or bite to your silly little jibes. If you're the kind of person with such shattered self esteem you need to come on here and take pot shots at people to pump yourself up, I suggest you pick a new enemy, one that responds to such attacks, such as Alina perhaps? Nick81 B_lady scram Dr D, Isabela and I are still eagerly waiting for your analysis! ^ian^
I will reply as soon as I type out the 20 or so emails I need for my day job. :-) ^ian^
Whatever B__Lady, whatever. isabela
:roll: and how long will that take... :( isabela hey Dr. D.. i have another question... do you believe in the saying "LOVE UR ENEMY AND IT WILL DRIVE THEM CRAZY" ? ^ian^
zam PRRRRRTTTT stop it hijacker! :evil: everyone's waiting for the answers from Dr. D :roll: ^ian^
Sometimes.
There are instances where you should just ignore them and they will go away. Buying into silly games and ping-ponging arguments is a sure fire way to get sucked in and get worked up.
As I always say, life is too short. If someone has an issue, let them get worked up about it in peace.
One must remember not to bite to foolish remarks or petulant insults, because when you do, you are no better than the petulant making the insults.
If it's online, just smile and laugh, and take pride in the idea that no matter what someone says, they're likely to be someone who spends too much time masturbating behind a computer, then getting out there into the real world. ^ian^
OK. I have consulted with a good friend of mine and he agrees he thought the word was Serendipity as well, although my earlier reference points to a different meaning. At the risk of malpropism, I will put forward that the instance is still referred to as Serendipity.
Now, the nature and cause of this has been debated by many dating back to the dark ages. Many describe it as perhaps a collective human consciousness that we all draw upon, and others even theorise that we're all psycically linked in some fashion.
Others speculate it is the mental reaction to similar stimuli.
The invention of the telephone is perhaps the most famous case, where it was developed independently and simulataneously by two different inventors, Bell only making it to the patent office 1 hour before the other by pure chance. ^ian^
No, it's rubbish.
Wait i am still awaiting feedback from someone who knows more about this topic. They are in Australia though so could take a day or so. ^ian^ Can anyone hear something? Was it a question? valkyrie Are there any backwards messages to Stairway to Heaven? Will Roger Waters ever get back togethor with Pink Floyd? Who shot Kennedy? Was it a conspiracy? Nick81
Well he could've experienced some kind of trauma which caused one interesting case of gender bender... :lol: Nick81
:lol:
I find it extremely funny coming from someone who joined the forum for 1 specific purpose (*wink* *wink*). Like I said previously you should've stuck to your lesbo fantasies. You were much more fun back then. ^ian^
There are, although whether they were intentional or not is a matter of conjecture. For the lyrics and sounds as well as other songs, visit my friend Jeff Milner's site:
Props to Jeff for doing this.

Sadly no. Apart from last years gig for the aid concert, Waters has no plans of getting back with the original group. David Gilmore has since also said he wants to call it a day.
Roger Waters is currently touring Australia with his own band, and still plays a lot of Pink Floyd songs as well as music from Radio Kaos and the Hitchhiking album.

Lee Harvey Oswald. No. noni Dr. D do nice guys really finish last? weary_heart Hey B_Lady, Can you just shut up?!!!! Save your words for fight club ok. Don't spoil the fun. *********************** Dr. D, Do you believe 'The more you hate is the more you love?' WH noni Dr D is thin really in? ^ian^
Nice guys win the races worth winning. :) noni Dr D is "once a cheater always a cheater" true? and How does the powder in macaroni in cheese turn into cheese? ^ian^
It is often said hate and love are two sides of the same coin. Certainly in times of rejection love can turn to hate very quickly.
It is however best not to confuse love with passion. I believe the more you love or hate something, the more passionate you can be about things, but I don't believe that hate fuels love.
It is often said on the hand, we secretly love what we hate the most. isabela
Are you ignoring your enemies? Coz I don't think you are...
So I thought your loving them...
that's why you're driving the other one crazy...you even called her BNUT.. ^ian^
Perhaps. I couldn't really be bothered speculating about it. Nick81
I'll take dumb over being a loser anyday. Especially one who tries to pass as a chick on a forum for "1 specific purpose". *wink* *wink* ^ian^
No I don't think so. I think if someone cheats on a specific person then they will cheat on them again - that's because the irrepairable fabric of trust is broken and cannot be mended. But if they have cheated on the past with another partner, this is no basis for their current relationship. Different people bring out different qualities in people.

Ha! an easy one.
The powder is freeze dried liquid cheese. The adding of water reconstitutes it and it returns to its cheeze like state. Freeze drying is an excellent way of storing liquids for long time. I saw a documentary the other night where they freeze dried snake venom in order to make it last upwards of 50 years for use in anti-venines. zam The Q & A thread is making its own history...sadly someone is trying to push it to fight club :cry: ^ian^
My enemies are few and wickedly intelligent, the kind and the likes you've never seen.
BNut doesn't rate on the scale, she is a mere mosquito of annoyance. However, I have chosen to ignore her comments for one simple reason...
she didn't ask a question. Nick81
HE ^ian^
Well she says she is a she since being confronted about it, so I will assume she is telling the truth.
Why lie? It's 2006, women really do use the internet. isabela [quote="^ian^"]
OK. I have consulted with a good friend of mine and he agrees he thought the word was Serendipity as well, although my earlier reference points to a different meaning. At the risk of malpropism, I will put forward that the instance is still referred to as Serendipity.
Now, the nature and cause of this has been debated by many dating back to the dark ages. Many describe it as perhaps a collective human consciousness that we all draw upon, and others even theorise that we're all psycically linked in some fashion .
Others speculate it is the mental reaction to similar stimuli.
deep...should i just watch the movie Serendipity Dr. D? isabela
It is?
Didnt know that..but i Like John Cusack...
I can wait... weary_heart
So nick, the one who showed up in the previous DF meet was an imposter?
Dr. D., did you meet her? ^ian^
No. Being healthy is in, but being thin doesn't mean being healthy.
Males still prefer to see women with meat on their bones and that take care of themselves. noni Dr D how come people eat candycanes on Christmas? ^ian^
I did not. We weren't introduced. ^ian^
The tradition of eating Candy Canes dates back to the Swiss days of celebrating Christmas, where it was believed saint nick walked with a cane.
The original ones were green and white to match St. Nicks outfit, the red ones did not appear until Coca Cola did their rendition of Santa Claus in a red suit. isabela
So does it mean I am in right now ? Just look at my avatar ...i'm meaty ^ian^
Your avatar is an elephant. Thin for an elephant. noni Dr D why do parents tell their kids not to make faces when they are younger because they will stay that way? arniegang Trolling and abusive language will not be tollerated. Such posts will be removed without notice. Mod isabela Your avatar is an elephant. Thin for an elephant.
i knew it...i should it more...shoot..i skip rice this morning..
so Dr. D, what will i do to reach 100post ..before i log out today? ^ian^
Have you ever watched someone pulling faces? It's kind of off-putting.
As a parent myself, I take a lot of pride in the appearance of my son and his good looks (obviously from me), and when he screws up his face it sort of makes him look a bit weird. We tell kids that it will stay that way to scare them into not doing it. ^ian^
Post 5 more questions. weary_heart Thanks Arnie. isabela
ok
is it ok to use shampoo & conditioner everyday? noni Dr D how come men are tempted by loose women? sara_uk Good morning Dr D how is your day so far? weary_heart Dr. D, do you eat chocolate when you're suppa duppa angry? noni Dr D where did Dr Suess get green eggs and ham from? isabela We usually brush our teeth, 3 times a day? Is this the right thing to do? ^ian^
This depends on the type that you use. If the shampoo and conditioner is PH balanced then it should be fine, however, if it is not PH Balanced then you could be doing irrepairable damage to your scalp through frequent use.
if you're not sure, 2 to 3 times a week is OK for any shampoo + conditioner. ^ian^
Fine and Dandy, but it is the afternoon here. Australia have done a good job containing the West Indies in the cricket and I have most of the work for the day out of the road so I can nick home at 3 and start watching it. ^ian^
Dr. D. doesn't eat chocolate. :) ^ian^
He made it up! In all honesty it was meant to rhyme in Suess speak, and he needed a word in front of eggs. isabela why do they call it ...mouse - attached to the computer ... the sister of keyboard? why not cat or dog? or any other animal and why not a technical term? ^ian^
The recommended amount you should brush your teeth is twice a day for 2 minutes each time. If you brush your teeth too often you can wear down the enamel on your teeth. Never brush your teeth after eating acidic fruit.
If you do brush your teeth 3 times a day, this is probably ok, but anymore would be overdoing it. ^ian^
Because it looks like a mouse and has a tail :-)
I imagine if it was furry, had four legs as well as a tail, purred when happy and snarled when hungry, was recalcitrant and never liked your new partners, it'd be called a cat. Alas, it was not meant to be. Jeevan Dr. D will Gilli Fire today? Bleakus
i do isabela Dr. D, i'm running out of question? what should i ask you to reach my last 100 post? noni What did the Bealtes mean by "obla di obla da?" ^ian^
Something clever :-) ^ian^
Life goes on :-)
Edit: No matter what.. life goes on. isabela ok i really can't think of any ... and so for my 100th post... what is your lunch for today??? did you have any dessert? ^ian^
Nothing.

See above :-) Chocoholic Clearly nothing to say then. Your foul language is certainly not becoming of a lady and for a guy you've got no balls at all! So what are you then, something inbetween? An amoeba ( that's a one-celled organism) would have more interesting things to post. Obviously those typing lessons weren't of any use to you at all. Chocoholic Er ok, we're glad, you're glad you're a man! See I always knew it. valkyrie So tell us how you really feel Jamal :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Chocoholic Can't be botherd it's too long and why have you posted in a gazillion times. Finger stuck on the send button is it :roll: Chocoholic Sado, ok so now you're glad you're a man who's pretending to be a woman, ok we get it. Bleakus haha laeesh you are sad? Chocoholic We thank you Mr Mod! Stirling job. Chocoholic B_lady , look out, mods about, you might be in for a clobbering soon or wave 'goodbye' to all your posts. Jamal what the fuck???????? yo B lady .. wats up cunt .. u aint gettin laid or what .. u talkin alotta shit today hun. arniegang normal service has been resumed - thread clear :P :P :P Chocoholic Oh you're so clever B, you actually learned how to use the copy/paste controls on your pc. Your page alignment however sucks. Jeevan WTF :shock: :shock: where are the mods when we need them Chocoholic Also I've never been to cyclone, couldn't even tell you where it is. I thought that would be more your hang out kinda place, or do they only let real women in there and not men in drag. ^ian^ Haha awesome, my mother (not Jewish) always told me leave a fool to their own devices and they will show the world their trues colours. We've seen and heard from you B_Lady, now please B_gone? Unless you want to complete your transformation from nutcase to complete loser and still keep posting your garbage? See you at the next meet. :-) Chocoholic Oh dear is that the best you can come up with, my I am afraid. sara_uk B_lady how old are you?? Chocoholic The mods are fair. If you wish to post things like this then you should do so in Fight Club, NOT in the General Forum, where a 'guest' could see it take offense and get Etisalat to block the site. Bet that never ever occured to you now did it. sara_uk thanks arni you are the best arniegang Temporary thread lock arniegang unlocked ^ian^ Ask a question :-) PrettyPenny Why is a money plant called a "money" plant? valkyrie Dr. D, How can I gain 10 pounds? sara_uk
Dr D is out of office and I will answer all enquires for him, to gain 10 pounds then you have to eat 20 doughnuts a day. valkyrie Is this an anecdote of yours? sara_uk
how did you know? :lol: ^ian^
Take something to the UK and sell it to a pawn shop. You should be able to sell the strangest thing and get 10 pounds easily, perhaps a few pence too.
Alternatively, you could just ask Sara_UK for 10 pounds. ^ian^
The Pachira aquatica is known as the money tree due to the rich harvest in nuts that it can bring, allowing one to sustain itself on it. ^ian^ Due to Eid there will be a temporary interruption to service .
From 9 am onwards this morning, it may take up to 4 days for Dr. D. to respond to your question, therefore it is requested that if other forum frequenters can reply, that would be beneficial.
Kind Regards
Dr. D. ^ian^ Also due to mass deletions the 19th page isn't working properly on this thread. Or at least won't work till the right number of posts spill over. Edit: Tada! arniegang hope this helps Palkid7 Dr. D. , when did u get ur Phd. ? 8) 8) ^ian^
I have several Ph. D. across a wide array of subjects.
Which one in particular? Palkid7 mmm... makes me wonder, can u list them plz ? :lol: ^ian^
No. With instances of personality theft these days, I have to limit how much about me is online. bear
Thats easy dude. Palkid7 Ok I have one ! if a car was travelling 80Km/hr and the car stops evey 30 minutes. Knowing that the car capacity is 4 people including the driver , and that the distance from the target is 100Km and that the car's tank capacity is 14 Gal. what would be the rate of flow of pepsi out of my can as i am drinking after a thirsty day !!! :P :P Answer me Dr. D !!!! This is my Q. Jeevan Dr. D, Australia lost the game against windies, what could be the most logical reason? what was the turning point in the game accorsing to you. ^ian^
There are two significant factors that resulted in Australia losing. I should point out, the total score was completely gettable but we made two fundamental errors.
Firstly, the selection of Watson as an opener. He might do OK against Bangladesh, but against West Indies they were kidding themselves. A wasted wicket that brought Ricky Ponting to the crease far too soon and resulted in him losing his wicket early. In opening combos, you need one stroke player (Gilcrhist) and one to ticker (Katich), Watson is neither.
The second is the continuing viewpoint that Micheal Clarke is a middle order batsman. He scores to slowly to be this far down the order and also has a very very nasty habit of running players out. Last night was sadly no exception.
Perhaps move Clarke to open with Gilcrhist, and push Watson down to the lower order, and things might have been different.
Cricket is one of those things where the smallest things can make the biggest difference.
Well done West Indies. Concord Where does the word "question" come from? ^ian^
It comes from the Latin derivation Questor / quaerere - which means to seek. The word Quest also has the same root, and the basic summisation of 'question' is a journey or task to find something. Palkid7 What about my Q. Dr. D ? sage & onion
What is that?? valkyrie Dr. D, could you explain this? ^ian^ Dr. D. is currently on Eid Break and will respond when he returns. Goodnight children. island_sands
sorry to but in here, but that happens to be one of my favourite beers, the Hoegaarden Wit or the Grand Cru - with lemon! mmmmm
Most of the Belgian beers are yummy IMHO. easternjewel why does a 'know' start with a "k" but a "NO" wudnt start with a 'K' why is a DO pronounced as a "du" But a SO not prounced as a "su" :roll: :roll: :roll: ISH u a yellow Don I$H freza Scenario: a high speed police chase (Grand Theft Auto style but real) where the escaping criminal is driving his car through city streets trying to run away not just from the police vehicles following but the police helicopters watching his every moves from above. Question: How can the fugitive ditch the helicopters? ^ian^
Hrmm, this is an interesting scenario. The best way to ditch helicopters has always been (in Hollywood) through a tunnel or underground car park. If possible, you could do the Knight Rider method, where you actually drive the car into the back of a moving semi-trailer in a tunnel - assuming you are well resourced.
Another way would be to head to an area with a lot of overhead powerlines. This makes dangerous work for helicopters.
A 3rd and final idea might be to head to the airport area, where the restricted airspace might prevent helicopter flying. fayz most bridges in the US have sewer grates, get far enough from the road cops and find a bridge, slam on the brakes, cops can't see what you're doing and disappear in the grates. Throw a shoe in the near by bush to throw the dogs off. ^ian^
A shoe? freza cool, thanks! ^ian^
You wanted to know this why? :shock: freza
better to be prepared than caught :wink: ^ian^
OK. If you do get caught, all Dr. D. advice comes with a no liability disclaimer.
I do however know a good New York lawyer who can help you out if you get yourself into trouble. ^ian^ Next Page :evil: ^ian^ Next Page :evil: pinoy1 Dr. D, From my position, Longitude 25°13'N Latitude55°17'E at sea level, how much force should I use, in what direction, and when should I launch a 100-pound steel ball in order to be able to put it into orbit around neptune on february 19, 2020? Thanks! ^ian^
See Pinoy, as a Dr. I am skilled with the ability to see the question within the question.
The answer you really seek is 17.
You can thank me later today when you realise it's significance.
:D ^ian^
Of course this also raises other issues too. Apart from 17 (which holds much significance for you today, wait and see), what you are trying to perform is almost impossible.
Launching a single 100 pound steel ball from the planet would require about 180,000 pounds of vertical thrust for 17 minutes, however, in order to get it into orbit around Neptune, thrust alone isn't going to work.
A steel ball has no capabilities on its own to change it's direction, and even relying on the gravitational sling of Neptune, calculating the correct vector to arrive in orbit, slow down and maintain orbit, taking into account also the gravitational vectors of the sun, Jupiter, Saturn and of course something from Uranus, I would say you have far bigger problems than getting the steel ball off the ground. pinoy1 I think you are right about the other factors that I need to consider. Actually, I've already done several calculations considering these factors, and the closest I could get to make it orbit around neptune is to have it smash into Ganymede. Maybe 17 is indeed the answer! i'll try to ponder on its true meaning, Dr. D. Thanks! :wink: asc_26 What's the most difficult question? :wink: ^ian^
This one ;) Dubai Knight Why do 'skin coloured' Elastoplast...never match the colour of your skin? :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight ^ian^
Yes. ^ian^
Depends on the nail polish. Cheap nail polish dries quickly, 10 or so minutes, but has a very coarse crystalline structure and tends to chip easy.
Proper nail polish can take 20 - 40 minutes to dry, but has a much finer crystalline structure, and is hence both stronger and less prone to cracking. ^ian^
Because if it did nobody would buy it. Nobody wants to admit their skin is really paler than it is. Dubai Knight
Hahahahaha! I always knew you had some cross dressing tendencies!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight ^ian^
Isn't cross dressing when you don't do your tie up straight? PrettyPenny
Where I come from pale skin is very popular! Ever heard of Fair & Lovely skin cream? Dubai Knight
Nah, I think its getting dressed when you are angry...then you go drag racing!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight ^ian^
Yes, but the largest market for bandaids is the british. They just cannot be trusted with sharp objects.
Did you know Dubai Knight is held together with bandaids? Dubai Knight Better than being held together by Durex (the Aussie brand!) My trousers are held up with string and for everything else, I use safety pins! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight ^ian^
In Australia, Durex are condoms.
Perhaps you mean Elastoplast? Or I just didn't get the joke.
Safety Pins? Luxury! Dubai Knight
I was under the impression Durex was 'Sellotape' in Aussie? My how the world has moved on!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight St.Lucifer
Haaaa hahahahahahahaaha is this called getting the better of Dr.D? ^ian^
No such thing :D isabela Dr. D, your show (thread) still running? i thought they ended your first season.. ^ian^
I've just got back from a break and I have noticed a lot of people asking questions. My producers informed me that due to popular demand the current season has been extended. :D isabela that's good news! and i thought I'll just watch OPRAH... now i can ask you this so important question.. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? ^ian^
In Peter Pipers Pockets you will find the peck of pickled peppers. zam and so your back from outer space....errrr Dr. D hows your love life now? :toothy10: ^ian^
Tentative :? bonitta What is love? bonitta Does it exist? isabela
:? :? :?
hey thats a bad image for the show Doc..
seems confuse about ur lovelife.. ^ian^
Hard to explain but you know it when you find it, even if at first you don't realise it. ^ian^
Of course it exists, humanity wouldn't have made it this far if it didn't. ^ian^
Well you know, everyone is entitled to some privacy, even the famous Dr. D.
My answers will be vague in this respect. bonitta is it possible to fell inlove many times or real love can happen just once? ^ian^
This depends on the individual.
Note, I am a scientist not a relationship advisor. bonitta :) Ok thank u ... ^ian^ I would make a very bad relationship advisor I might add.
Leo
July 23 - August 22
The more you can apply the advice you give others to issues in your own life, the better off you will be, dear Leo. No one is going to follow a leader who doesn't abide by his own standards. If you are going to offer your guidance to others, make sure that you are not only willing to operate by these rules yourself, but also that you are willing to accept feedback from others in regard to the effectiveness of these rules. isabela
and I actually believe your concept ..when i was chatting with a potential knight in shining armour of mine...and i thought he's into me!!!!!!... now..i'm not talking to him... :( :( :( ...huhuhu... ^ian^
With that respect, I think my analysis still holds true because it was based on life science, not relationship science.
Let's just say the good Dr. is a bit rusty in the romance arena at the moment. isabela
and i wont ask you again!
i may be one of your avid fun...but no...i'm so dissappointed...
I'll just go back to Oprah...or Kanelli...my DF Oprah...
I never ask her advice...shall i ask her? :roll: weary_heart Dr. D, Nice avatar huh! Good I wasnt the person just after your post! hahahah scarlet Dr D, can working with dumb people make you dumber too? isabela
His post? Nah...just love this thread...i get to ask him weird questions and he definitely give an answer..he likes challenge..
and hey ..it increases my posts...and i need a couple more..to get in the Ladys forum... :( pinoy1 Can I have one that points upward instead Dr. D.? :roll: ^ian^
You can ask, I may not answer though :-)

There's plenty of more people out there, I'm sure you won't stay disappointed for long.

Perhaps. ^ian^
:) ^ian^
Indeed. This is a fine example of Begets law.
Smart begets smart.
Dumb begets dumb.
Everyone has an inbuilt conformity gene where we try and fit in as best with our surroundings. Hence, if you work in an office full of dumb people, your natural instinct is to fit in and become yourself.
Careful Ms. Scarlet, you will soon find yourself baking birthday cakes. ^ian^
No, I'm afraid you need 198472 posts for that one. I believe Bushra will be the first person to achieve this. Palkid7 Dr. D. What is the best thing about Dubai? What is the worst thing about Dubai ? ^ian^
The friends I have made here.

Well, that's very subjective, probably the traffic. isabela and i wont ask you again!
You can ask, I may not answer though :-)
ok I'll take it back..
:oops:
hug ...hug ...for you...squeezee... :lol:
just answer my questions ok?
so what's the best thing to use for my fried chicken tonight...flour or bread crumbs? scarlet try polenta scarlet Dr D - will I get in trouble for answering your post? :oops: isabela [quote="scarlet"]try polenta[/ quote]
whats that? where to buy? ^ian^
You might earn yourself a spanking. :P
Polenta is good. I have been informed by my alter-ego that Scarlet makes a damn fine Polenta. ^ian^
It's like a cornmeal, you can get it at Choithrams or Spinneys.
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Yiha! Informed by alter ego.... or she really cooked for Dr. D.... :lol:
peace ian ^ian^
Dr. D doesn't eat. isabela thanks ..Dr. D and Mrs. Dr. D!!! I'll check Choitram tonight... wow the show is definitely expanding... cute couple.. :oops: ^ian^
you should find it in a little cardboard box with something on the front that looks like yellow mash potato. St.Lucifer
Dr.D Could you please advice her the best time to buy it as well..
the waiting time near the little cardboard box can be reduced.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: fayz Hi Dr. D
Longtime reader, first time poster. Wanted to say I'm a big fan.
I'm trying to help the environment by installing a fuel saving device but can't read the instructions, I've tried using online translators but sadly it is an image, so it doesn't translate.
Can you please help? What does this say?
constantine fayz why does it have a jockey on a horse at the end of the pic you posted...maybe its to inscrease the "horse" power instead of being enviro friendly...and plus the lil AV signature you have on of a lil kid driving in the womb makes it highly unlikely that you are indeed looking for a "solution"...more like increasing your current speed of 200 km/hr...hahahaha fayz hahaha well yes a side effect of installing this is increased passing power. about 19% more horse power to be exact, want a ride :lol: :lol: ^ian^ It looks like you have to wire it up to the injectors and the air-flow monitor. My advice would be to give it up as these things never work. Concord Fayz, lucky for you, I can read it:
It says:
1. Power booster: $45
2. Installation cost: $23
3. Fuel Savings: $34
4. Seeing frantic customers searching for translation: Priceless.
It also says: if you have any questions call 010-68714283. In Fine print it states: "before calling we advice you learn chinese"
The horse reference has nothing to do with horsepower: If I read it correctly it states: "If you bought this product and can't install it because of your inability to read this language then you'll be a horse's arse - see picture if you are unfamiliar with the term".
Always here to help :wink: Palkid7 Dr. D, I've got a good one !!! I used to be addicted to Coffee really bad, and now all that traffic, stress is making me go back to the old habbit !! any suggestion to prevent me falling into the addiction loop again !!! :cry: fayz
:lol: :lol: now that was funny :) ^ian^
When you say addicted, how many cups of coffee a day? Jeevan Dr.D a simple one for you Is it a dry day( no booze) in Dubai on 31st dec?? ^ian^
No. :D Jeevan
U absolutely sure? i am not doubting you but heard it from a lot of people around me thats the reason why :) not that its gonna affect me , i am back in india then, but for benefit of fellow guzzlers :) ^ian^
I'm 90% sure. I'll be in Austria then anyway myself. pinoy1 Dr. D, I have a problem.. :? I saw this 97-dirham shirt in a dept. store and I wanted to buy it, but I had no cash at that time. So I borrowed 50 each from my 2 friends who was with me- now I have 100. I bought the shirt and my change was 3. I gave my friends 1 dirham each so now I owe them just 49 each, while I still have the remaining 1 dirham. Now comes the problem.. I owe my friends 98 dirhams (49+49), while I still have the remaining 1 dirham, that makes it 99 dirhams in all (I owe them 100). Where did the 1 dirham go? :? ^ian^
This question was answered before. Sorry.
There is no extra/missing dirham, you have a shirt buddy! pinoy1 oh well.. :mrgreen: Palkid7
an average of a mug every 1-2 hours !!! ^ian^
So assuming you get 6 hours sleep (if you drink that much coffee), you have between 7 to 9 cups of coffee a day.
That's a lot, but not too excessive.
I would suggest you chew gum or smoke. Palkid7
Smoking !!! Dr. D !! it is worse than coffee ma8 !!! Gum, not a big fan of it !! ^ian^
Smoking !!! Dr. D !! it is worse than coffee ma8 !!! Gum, not a big fan of it !!
Oh right, well, chew gum then :-) Palkid7 Ok DR D. is it true that 1=2 ??? here is how ?!?! X=Y Multiply both sides by X: X2 = XY Subtract Y2 on both sides: X2 - Y2 = XY - Y2 By factoring: (X+Y) (X-Y) = Y(X-Y) Multiplying both sides by 1 / (X-Y): X+Y = Y Let: X=1 and Y=1 1+ 1 = 1 Therefore: 2 = 1 ------ Not equal!!!!! yet it is true ?!!? how come !!??! :twisted: :twisted: ^ian^
It's just bad math. Palkid7 Come on Dr. D is that the best u can say !?!!? bad math ?!!? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: u r the science man !!! explain why it is bad ?!!? ^ian^
I would but I'm not in the office today. I'm at home with a cold.
Math questions are kind of boring and uninteresting, I prefer physics questions and the like. Palkid7 Ok I have a physics question, What's the loss factor of human flesh ?!?! i spent like a year looking for an answer and now working on a research to find it !!! if u have an answer u'll make my day !! :lol: ^ian^
LOL! Nosferatu
since X = Y, X - Y = 0. So you cannot multiply by 1 / (X-Y)
Do you get what i mean? Palkid7 and we have a winner !! I know that Dude !! I am an engineer !! so math is my salt in life !!! 8) Dr. D !! Shame on u not knowing this !!! :lol: :lol: ^ian^
You win a mickey mouse badge.
I'm sorry to hear you're an engineer, hopefully one day they will find a cure. Nosferatu i have a physix question... its something i have thought about a lot... one of my cousins asked me this one and i cudnt think of an answer... consider a fly and a train coming from opposite directions..... they collide with each other.... after the collision the fly sticks onto the train and moves in the same direction as that of the train.... but at the point of contact, the direction of the fly's motion is reversed.... so that means its velocity has to be reduced to zero and then it shud increase in the opposite direction.... so my question is if at the time of contact the velocity of the fly is zero, shouldn't the velocity of the train also be zero? after all they r in contact with each other.... Palkid7 that's simple, the energy of movement transformed to the energy of collision !! therefore no need for the train velocity to be reduced to zero unless the mases are equal !!! then u will notice it !!! :lol: :lol: ^ian^
This is the correct answer.
The velocity of the train would be decreased every so slightly, but barely measurable to a significant place. Nosferatu that would be correct if i am talking abt the momentum conservation thing... but think abt it this way.... do u agree thgat the velocity of the fly has to become zero before its direction of motion can be reversed? if u dont think so then no need to answer... but in case u do, then think abt it again... at the point and time of contact, the velocity of the fly is zero.... suppose two bodies are in contact and the velocity of one of them is zero... then it follows that the velocity of the other should also be zero, if only for a very small onterval of time.... so if the velocity of the fly is zero then the train should also be at a standstill... ^ian^
On a time verses velocity graph it would indeed pass through the zero point at some stage, but only for an infitismally small amount of time... an instant.
A similar different scenario could be a wheel on a truck travelling down SZR. The truck is doing 90 k (in the far left lane) and each one of its 16 wheels is spinning at 90k an hour. What speed is the dead centre of the wheel spinning? (Assume the wheels are 21" in diameter). Nosferatu the dead centre wont spin at all.... how can this be a similar scenario... ^ian^
Because it both deals with a curve of time/distance/velocity.
If the middle of the wheel is attached to the outside of the wheel, how can it not be spinning? Nosferatu it need not spin.... because the angular velocity goes on decreasing as u go radially inward... and it reaches zero at the centre scarlet Dr D, why is physics so dull? i mean it has ROYGBIV, and it helps when playing pool, but shouldn't it be more interesting for the layman? ^ian^
Dear Ms. Scarlet,
Physics is exciting. There are so many fun things about physics it just gives me goosebumps thinking about them. Everything from quantum physics, particle theory, gravity, E=MC^2... the list goes on. These things positively rock.
What do you do for fun Ms. Scarlet? ^ian^ Here is a page dedicated to the fun of physics http://physics.usask.ca/~pywell/HighSchool/Fun/PhysicsIsFun.html Jeevan Dr. D which is the costliest scotch of all? ^ian^
The Macallan Fine and Rare Collection, 1926, 60 Years Old
Price: $38,000 Jeevan Next question - Do you have it? or someone on the forum :)? so can go and taste it :lol: ^ian^
Sadly I do not have it.
Arniegang is a zillionaire thanks to the tax free cash he has made from Dubai. He should have at least 3 bottles. St.Lucifer Whats Gravity? weary_heart
So we should raid his bar table. Hoarder!!!!! ^ian^
Well, whilst it has never been totally 100% adequately explained, gravity is the attraction of one mass to another. fayz why do sumo wrestlers always have very petit wives/girlfriends is that an example of gravity? a large mass attracting a smaller one? St.Lucifer
hahahahaha lmao
I think the post explains theory of relativity in its best way :) Legendkiller y can't a piece of paper be folded into half.... more than 7 times? :twisted: ^ian^
Hate to tell you this, but it can. You just need quite a large piece of paper.
A girl in the USA did it for some credit points or something, I read about it a month ago. IMJ why do ppl do totally opposite when you tell or ask them to stop this or that action? d3vilish_ang3l_88
its called stuborness...hehehe.... sara_uk
only childern and men do that :lol: ^ian^
Yes, you can't tell a woman anything :twisted: Palkid7 Dr. D, why do we fall in love, is it chemistry as some people say, or is it destiny !??! or maybe something else ?!? ^ian^
Many have pondered this question for time eternal (or at least the last 10,000 years of humanity not eating bananas and nuts all the time) and many have come to different conclusions.
It's an interesting one.
I think it's partly chemistry, partly personality, partly natural selection, partly the need to share our experiences.
I would like to think there's a spiritual element to it as well.
I'm not sure falling in love is a conscious decision though. For Dr. D. falling in love has always been *BAM*, he meets someone and all he ever thinks about is her.
No real answer on this one sorry. Perhaps you should ask the question in the Romance section? pinoy1 I think its a program required for legitimate procreation. :?: ^ian^
I cannot subscribe to this. The way love makes you do stupid things sometimes can lead to anything but procreation.
Procreation in a true sense is easy, it doesn't require lifelong commitment. In fact, it doesn't require commitment lasting longer than 15 minutes. Palkid7 Dr. D why do we have the vermiform appendix ??? what is it for ?? Unfortunately or fortunately I had appendicectomy 5 years back and I am still alive !! :lol: :lol: :lol: ^ian^
The appendix despite contrary belief does indeed perform a function. The appendix is specifically designed to cultivate specific types of bacteria to assist in digestion. You can still digest without this bacteria, but it does assist it.
When the appendix becomes inflamed it is because the environment within it becomes unsuitable for good bacteria and ideal for bad bacteria, which can lead to swelling, inflamation and peritinitis, which can often result in death.
Whilst an appendix infection if caught early can be treated with anti-biotics, the resulting damage to the appendix means it may never be suitable for its original purpose again, and it is often better to remove it. Jimi Gill If you only have one eye... do you wink or blink? :shock: ^ian^
You still blink, since blinking is an unconscious activity, the brain sends the signal to both eyelids when necessary. Winking is a conscious activity, and there is a very tiny portion of the population who cannot wink, or can only wink with one eye. Jimi Gill If it is zero degrees celcius one day and it is twice as cold the next day how cold is it the next day? :lol: ^ian^
"Twice as cold" is an arbitrary qualitative measure, where as 0 degree is a precise quantitative measure. There is no uniform measure between the two.
However, let us say the average temperature is 21 degrees (depending on the region, but we're doing arbitrary conversion here), then twice as cold as 0 degrees would be -21 degrees C. scarlet Dr D, what kind of fish is a monkfish? ^ian^
Well Ms. Scarlet, this is indeed an interesting question (much better than the others.)
Based on this picture from the Wikipedia article..

Monkfish is an extremely ugly fish.
Monkfish is also part of the Anglerfish family, which is why I was unfamiliar with the taste or the texture when I sampled it. Anglerfish are common mostly to the Atlantic, and as you know, Dr. D. is from the Pacific Region, where we indulge in more reef fish.
It is also referred to as poor man's lobster, because of the interesting taste and texture. I agree it does indeed taste a lot like lobster, but perhaps not as salty.
You can read more about this fascinating fish at:
Monkfish Fun Facts:
* Monkfish have been reported to eat prey nearly one-half their size, as well as capture waterbirds at the surface.
* Monkfish are sometimes known as "allmouth" since the fish is mostly head and the head is mostly mouth.
Some recipes for Monkfish:
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Dr. D likes these kind of questions. scarlet OMG it's so ugly. Why is a ham burger called a hamburger when it is actually a beef pattie? And can you get hamburgers in Dubai? ^ian^
It is because it was allegedly invented in Hamburg Germany. The residents of Hamburg are also called Hamburgers, but are not as tasty.
There is in fact, no ham in a hamburger!!
You can get Hamburgers in Dubai, but I oft see them referred to as Sandwiches.
It is rumored the sandwich was named after the 4th Earl of Sandwich, but in actual fact, they were the favourite food of Witches that like the beach. The word was absconded by the Earl and as punishment he was made English. Prior to this, he was a decent bloke. susuomar [color=red][/color]
"fa alnas hatha hath- oohou maalan wathaa 3lmin wathaka maakarim al akhlaq. who" said?
PLEASE IF ANYONE CAN HELP ME, I NEED TO KNOW WHO SAID THIS POEM???? sara_uk Thanks Dr for answering my question about the man in suit case. It is freaky but do not you think that even if it was not online dating things like that could happen. You can not know for example if you are dating a serial killer until you are gone ^ian^
The key here is anonymity though. You don't know who I am, I don't know who you are, and that's where it gets freaky.
You could be looking for love, I could be looking for your credit cards.
Yes, there's potential for this to happen in real life, but there is a whole lot more potential for this to happen online due to the veil of the internet. There's many a tale of something bad happening to people that me through online chat etc.
I wasn't really sure what your question was, so I hope I answered it. isabela Dr. D, please give me some advise...some enlightenment... Why do almost all Df members loves Dubai? I mean you for instance, scarlet, sage, dubai girl, fayz and others... And why can't i love this city? What to love over here? it's too hot.. rents to high.. almost all of us are away from our families...and its hard to have true friends.. My best friend..who came here with me ..went back home..she just gave up ..she said what to do with money when your not happy...and she's not... now..give me some positive notes for me to love this city and stay here.. ok..too personal question..not scientific...but who to ask? ^ian^
Hi Isabela,
interesting question. I think what makes these people love Dubai is the experience as a whole, I can certainly say this is the case for me.
When I left the Advanced Rocket Science Research Centre in Australia to come to Dubai, I too was initially confronted with many of the things you mention. Hot! Phew, even for a person whose fulltime job was measuring heat radiance from a class 5 solid state booster at 100 metres, Dubai is still like a smelter. High rent cost! I considered selling top secret information to the Soviets to pay for my rent. Traffic? I had asked my old company to send me one of the prototype jetpacks we developed (they declined) - but you should not look at these things as dealbreakers.
What Dubai does have is rich diversity and a meld of rich cultures. I have made many friends here and all of high quality and from diverse backgrounds. It is with these friends that I have relaxed and have learnt to really enjoy the spoils of Dubai. That and the tax free dollars.
Really though, Dubai is not for everyone, but if you relax about the gripes and embrace the good things such as the friends you make, it can be a great place. XRW-147
Why do you respond to sarcasm with sense?
Are the two intertwined? MaaaD wow Dr. D that answer brought tears to my eyes. I have a question Dr. D. Can i give you a hug ? ^ian^
No. St.Lucifer Dr.D how does a radar cam detect which vehicle is speeding up, if there are 6 vehicles in the pic. Or consider that 3 out of the 6 are over speeding, but at the time when the pic is clicked there r 6 vehicles in a row.Would it find out which 3 of the 6 vehicles are over speeding.? ^ian^
There are two types of technology, laser cams and sonar/radar cams. Both use the same technology for detecting speeding.
As humans, we make the mistake of interpreting the picture over carefully and take into account surrounding objects etc. A radar cam has no such contextual interpretation, it doesn't even see a car!
What is sees is a grid made up of about 100 x 100 cells (cell size differs between cameras / manufacturers) and it measures independently the speed of each cell. When it detects motion in a cell in excess of the speed set in the camera, it takes a picture, and records the location of the cell or group of cells where the offending object occurred. Some models also place a red dot at the centre of the speeding cell group.
This is why even though there is a car beside you, they still know it was you speeding, because of the cell reference, not the contextual aspect of the photo.
Hope this clarified it somewhat. XRW-147 Why call yourself Dr D, and not Dr G(oogle)? ^ian^
Because I don't always use Google. In fact, I have rarely used Google or Wikipedia. A lot I either know, or I just make it up.
Nice of you to share your thoughts X. Palkid7 Dr D what are the things u hate and like in ur life ?? St.Lucifer
Thanks for the some what answer ^ian^
Things I hate - hrmmm... very few.
I am allergic to Avocado so through extension of this, I somewhat hate it.
I hate bleeding hearts that want to save the world by talking about it.
I hate posers.
Things I like... oh... plenty.
I like social surroundings.
I like the odd (and even) drink.
I like my friends.
I like lamp.
Note: I had to google this. ^ian^
Sarcasm in itself is a method of logical discussion, and the only appropriate way to deal with it is either to ignore it or go with the flow. Either response is deserved.
I have been told that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but I think that was by someone who just didn't get it.
Only 2 cultures actively practice the dying art of sarcasm, however, there is no long term plan by any cultural preservation society to ensure the continuity of this dying art. Palkid7 Dr D, would u recommend any indian dish i have a menu full of 365 dishes but i don't know what to decide on !!! any suggestions !?!?? :P ^ian^
Murgh Makani or Buna Bakhra are two of my faves.
Mutab pulao is a nice side.
Also make sure you get cheese and garlic naan. Palkid7 drinks, is lassi good ?? :wink: ^ian^
I don't like lassi myself, it's like chugging off milk.
Go with a juice of your favourite liking, or you could always have a coke/pepsi. XRW-147
Dr B,
When did sense = logic? ^ian^
Who's Dr. B? XRW-147 I thought we're meant to be asking the questions? Palkid7 Dr. D, I just noticed that I have white hair in my beared !!! any suggestions for someone with white hair and under 30 ??? :cry: ^ian^
I have white hair in my beard too, but I am 31.
I wouldn't worry about it, it shows a little maturity and chicks dig it.
Otherwise, you could shave it off. Or, try colouring it with boot polish. Palkid7
Well in that case I think I should consider colouring it to white :lol: :lol: ^ian^
I said a little bit. Even Sean Connery has a little bit of colour in his mostly white beard. You don't want chicks calling you grandad. zam
:lol: :lol: :lol: Concord If a turtle is laid on its back can it roll over and right itself up? Legitimate question really. ^ian^
For the most part, yes they can. Turtles with strong neck muscles can do a 'flip'. Some weak and small turtles cannot however and will starve to death.
Interesting question, kudos Concs. the_zooter What's the capital of Uruguay? ^ian^
Montevideo.
Formerly VHS video, nee Betamax. St.Lucifer Where was palkid's avatar video shot.? :P ;) the_zooter Who was the third man on the moon? ^ian^
I don't know, but I'd like to find out. It's hilarious! sara_uk Yes Dr D research on the meat market please. ^ian^
I'm afraid Dr. D won't be doing this, it's not my specialty.
Edit: I will add I was part of a DF expedition to the Rattlesnake and the York though. Legendkiller
i gave u guys the answer already..MAMZAR! ^ian^
Awesome. There you go sara_uk, if you're looking to hook up, head to Mamzar (wherever that is). sara_uk
I only trust Dr D research sorry :wink: sara_uk
what do you mean hook up :x :shock: :shock: iam finding out for zooter :lol: St.Lucifer
Its crazily funny.. dont see things like this happening in here.. aye? ^ian^
Finding out for a friend? That's what they all say.
You wouldn't believe the number of PMs I get saying "Dr. D, a FRIEND of mine has this rash..."
How many times do I have to tell you.... I AM NOT THAT KIND OF DOCTOR! Legendkiller
that's what she is saying now..
*but as soon she found out where...sara is :iroc: 2 the place* isabela
Thanks for the advice..
just curious why you left your previous job above? Seems to be an awesome job and now you're here giving free consultations to DF members? So what do you get in return?
back to my problem...got your point ...not just the place but the people....
-- people here are all to busy to make friends/....not at work - just have one female collegue and married, the only time we spend together is in silica looking for plates...not at home --- got two male cousins, my neighbors have life of their own.. not fond of going to clubs...and as a lot of the members said here...hard to find genuine people in clubs...
so where? Palkid7 Dr D, I am really depressed !! and I don't know why? what are u recommendations to get back to normal me !! :cry: ^ian^
I cannot discuss the sponsorship package I receive from Arniegang Inc. to post advice on the forums. Needless to say, I hear he had to sell a whole frond on the palm to subsidise me ;-)

Here! Come to a forum meet. I have to admit I would have nowhere near as many drinking/socialising buddies if it wasn't for the forums.
Speaking of which... when is the next meet?
There will be a Dr. D housewarming party in a few weeks when I open my new clinic in KV, but this will be invite only. Nick81 You better not schedule any major event this month (*hint* karting *hint*) as I am gonna be out of town for 3 full weeks! :( Palkid7 Dr D, I am a big fan !! :lol: Have been noticing that arniegang does not post much any more, any idea y ? :?: ^ian^
He is taking a break to attend to more important matters, personally overseeing the final construction of the Jumeirah Palm, of which he owns about 20,000 apartments. ^ian^
Get some fresh air. Go out and enjoy yourself, stop worrying about the small stuff. Bleakus o Dr D? Am I going to kick a$$ at paintball this Friday? ;) sage & onion
I suggest you get a gun and shoot that bloody great pidgeon that's chasing you around Concord
You have to kick the paint cans :shock: And here I thought they provided air guns :oops: sage & onion
Only 20,000 thought it was more :lol: Bleakus
its gonna be awesome.....so will i kick ass Dr D? St.Lucifer
Have some more coffee dude !!!! :) :) :D :D :D Bleakus i think Palkid7 needs to come to paintball to take out the depression in him......right dude? Palkid7
I am, not that much of effect !!!

A good idea, but no time!! :cry: :cry:
R u doing anything after the battle ?!!? I might be able to pass by for a cup of coffee or something !! :lol: ^ian^
Sadly no, you need to move quicker and practice your judo skills. Palkid7 Dr D, I posted a new topic today and i went for lunch and by the time i cam back it was gone !! there is a "MOVED" prefix yet once u click on the link it say does not exist !!! any ideas ?!!? :evil: :evil: sage & onion
Looks like you have a special friend ^ian^
Moderators obviously thought there was no need for two polls about Yorky's avatar, and since mine was part of a series, I guess it stayed.
Just a hunch, you'll need to PM Zooter for clarification. MaaaD Dr. D why do you want to retire ? Bleakus Oh Dr D dude, Who is the Top Dog of them all? ;) bushra21 Dr. D, Why do some (I will refrain from using their names) always use this smiley ---> :wink: in their posts? Bleakus
i think its because they are jamid and awesome dudes ;) lol bushra21 I hope you didnt take it as me reffering to only you, lol, i wasnt...there are a few others. Its just it gets pretty annoying, well for me at least...and the dude thing... (i know, its my problem, oh well) Bleakus
yeah i know dude freza why call a girl dude? and why use dude so often? Mi Ange mi Demon Dr D. should I resign for my current job now ? redmatrice what the hell is that? Bleakus
its just the way i talk dude ;) freza
I get that butterfly. Bleakus
say what? freza butterfly. you don't mind being called butterfly, right? :wink: Bleakus
ok dude butterfly ;) fayz
A true dude butterfly
Concord Dr. D What's a Goth? ^ian^
Hey young Charlie Brown... always glad to help out with questions of REAL science and not some of the other things people try and pass of as important.
A Goth is generally someone who dresses up in all black, may paint their face white, and listen to really horrible music about depression, suicide, self-abuse.. that kind of thing. But who they really are is something more interesting.
Generally, Goths are outcasts, you know, the kid at the back of the class we all used to throw spit bombs at. The one the fat bullies used to terrorise for lunch money but lacked any cool whatsoever. The one's that are self proclaimed victims of parents that don't care and avoidance from their peers because they stink.
As means of combating this disassociation with society, they tend to turn themselves into 'creatures' detached from the world (and reality), and like the soot they paint themselves up to be, cling together into a very diverse and interesting sub-class.
In essence though, they're trying to escape reality by compensating being left out of the crowd by moving to the extremes of weirdness.
Never feed a goth, and avoid coming into contact with them.
Goths are to emos as baby boomers are to Gen-Xrs.
Goth chics can be quite hot, but your mother won't like them. They also have weird things like pretend slit marks on their wrist (done with a paperclip) and piercings in odd places. Bleakus
your right dude, they are quite hot ;) :D :D ^ian^
Some, a few... definitely not all. ^ian^
No. When the time is right you will know it.
The tea leaves says.... when the eagle with the three coloured tail calls, the time will be nigh, but not until.
Beats me what that means, whoever heard of talking tea leaves anyway. ^ian^
Good question. No idea! Bleakus
your right bushra21 I have a question... Why do people, when they first meet me think I am rude, arrogant, and a diva (khagaga)...but that all lasts up until I smile, or laugh or speak with them? I dont know what it is I am doing to give off that impression because I dont walk with my nose in the air, so what is it? ^ian^
Perhaps they've read all your posts? bushra21 No I am talking about in real life... This is virtual so I could really care less most of the time about those people. But when I was living in the states a lot of people would come up to me at work and say that they thought I was very arrogant until they actually spoke to me or saw how I acted and treated people. Same thing here...a lot of guys and girls say that I am a khagaga, or diva.... isabela Dr D, why is your new avatar has a BETA on it? Is it because you have a new compilation of frequently ask questions and answers in BETAmax. Don’t you wanna use DVD instead? Or is it because all your answers are rich in beta carotene? And if so, why do you need to give us beta carotene? freza You gotta love Ian's answers! & Fayz, that's one cute boy-butterfly! bushra21
Ian? Do you mean Dr.D? noni Dr D where do the holes in swiss cheese come from? ^ian^
I think the question should be... where did the cheese go? No? ^ian^
It's because it is in beta. 8)
Actually, Dr. D has gone Web 2.0 bushra21 DR.D I keep hearing about Barracude and Hole in the Wall....but how do I get directions to these places. Also, how expensive is it to purchase alcohol here? i know a bottle of grey goose would cost about $12 in the states ^ian^
Sorry Bushra, but Dr. D is a terrible navigator - just ask his lawyer, I couldn't even direct you if I tried.
Alcohol is slightly cheaper than Judy Free, or so I have been told, I don't know who Judy is, and how can you be cheaper than free? asc_26 Dr. D, what's the worst smell in the world? :? ^ian^
Ask Mrs. Dr. D :wink:
But in all seriousness, the worst smell in the world would have to be the mud pits of Rotorua in NZ. Bleakus
Bear's Fart, it makes you wanna die asc_26 Yikes! how's bear's fart dude? :lol: Bleakus
what??? you want me to describe it!!!?? Mi Ange mi Demon Seriously Dr D. tell me if I will find my keys ? ^ian^
Yes, check in the freezer. asc_26
Yes please. :cussing: scarlet ooooooh Yeck. Dr D can we have less disgusting questions? Legendkiller
u can smell my fart
:lol: asc_26 i don't want it! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Go away! Legendkiller y not? is niceeeeeee! :pottytrain5: ^ian^ Keep the questions clean please. ^ian^
And too unclean. If you want to talk about your feacophilia you can do it in Fight Club... not here please.
Ask a Question.... Clean ones! Bleakus im not gonna describe it, its too rough :lol: :lol: Bleakus Totally Palkid7 Dr. D Yesterday a stuiped S.o.B was cms away from smashing me from the side on Emirates Hihghway and it was his mistake by entering the fast lane without checking first !!! If u were in my shoes in this situation what would u do ??!?!?!? :x :x ^ian^
What would Dr. D do?
Hrmmm... I would relax, take a chill pill and be thankful the SOB didn't hit you and then set about your way.
Dr. D doesn't get worked up about "what might have happened". Palkid7 sorry ma8 but u sound too nice to be driving on Dubai Roads !!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: ^ian^
Hey, I get frustrated, annoyed and stressed on the roads too, but what can you do that's going to make a difference? Nothing. So relax, count to 10, and reach your destination alive.
:D Palkid7
well that's what I did !!! and thank good i didn't loose it that day !!! otherwise I might have followed him to his destination to scare the sh.!t out of him !!!! as I do sometimes to people who hit my nerves !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Dr.D Reviving this old chestnut.... Ask a question... I'll do my best to answer! Lou Dr...D...a re-edited called for....where can I find Boots in the Gardens Mall.??? Ta.v.much Dr.D
What kind of boots?
Wellingtons?
S.exy boots?
Velvet boots?
Boot boots?
Little elvin boots? Lou
Wellingtons? - don't think I'd need these in Dubai
S.exy boots? - got enough of these
Velvet boots? - not comfy
Boot boots? - erm not sure what these are
Little elvin boots? - not fashionable any more
LOL
No, I mean Boots as in the Chemist. Dr.D
Egypt Court - Ibn Battuta dubai girl Dr. D, So glad to have you back to DF! Where the hell did you go??? Dr.D
That's a question that shouldn't be asked. Lou
Why...you did not enjoy the trip?? :wink: asc_26 Dr. D is back from Chad. Yey! Glad to have you back! :joker: Dr.D
What kind of question is that? bushra21 Dr. D, When does your website become accessible for us mortal beings? Dr.D
Glad you asked Bushra.
It should be online in a couple of weeks. I've been working through some problems with it, namely issues with the flux capacitor, but these seem to be nearing resolution.
Then all I need to do is populate it with content... pretty sure you guys can help out... quality is not an issue. Bleakus Dear Dr. D, Does milk products make me healthy and strong? Dr.D
Certainly the protein and calcium from milk will help you with some muscle regeneration, but milk is pretty fatty too - go for low fat options and do it in moderation. shafique Isn't full fat milk just 4% fat - i.e. 96% fat free? 8) Dr.D
Yes but it's bad evil fat that goes straight to the hips. Pals What does "D" means in Dr.D? Dr.D
This has been answered before. Lou Do you know of a reliable Handy Man who can come and put up curtain rails ? Dr.D
Well, being a master of DIY, I tend to do these things myself.
If you ring your facilities management company, they should be able to recommend someone. valkyrie What's the best way to treat and prevent canker sores? Dr.D
Canker sores are a form of ulcer, which the medical establishment now reluctantly agrees is a microbiotic infection treatable with anti-biotics.
Depending on the advancement of the case, early sores can be treated by simply eating a small tub of yoghurt every day.
Advanced cases require a course of anti-biotics.
Prevention is usually about stabilising the ph conditions in your mouth. Changing toothpaste, altering dietary habits and regular use of mouthwash can go a long way to prevention, as can regular intake of pro-biotics such as yoghurt and other culture rich foods.
Note, I am not that kind of doctor, but always happy to help where I can. nathooarif how do you avoid peanut butter ripping your slice of bread to shreads? Coops Dr D Have a colleague coming out to work with me next month - he wants to live in an area with "hot chicks".... Where are these places in Dubai? nathooarif Dr. D Please answer Coops question :P Dr.D
Good question, I would say ask the bread nicely to stop getting on the peanut butter's nerves. Dr.D
I would recommend the Al Ain poultry farm between July and August. Not exactly Dubai, but a definite source of hot chicks.
Have also been told living very close to a Nandos is good for this. valkyrie Dr. D, hi, can the gender of a baby be found inside the DNA which is made as soon as fertilization starts? EyeCandyDiva DF has turned me into monster: I am calling people names and started acting like the people I despise *in a bad way*. I am afraid of the stuff I have picked up here, what will happen if apply it in real life? sage & onion
You are what you make yourself, their is no need to call people names, if that is what you are doing then you have to learn to control yourself. EyeCandyDiva
Uh, I only do that because I get attacked. I just can't stand getting trashed while someone bad mouths me. So why is it ok for other people to call names but not for me? No one is stopping them either. sage & onion
It is all up to you actually, it's really never ok for people to call you names or for you to respond in kind, of course their are times when it is just impossible to control ones self, however much satisfaction can be gained from ignoring the name calling and concentrating on the subject. anxiousape Is it true that girls want to date their father (figure)? ^ian^
No. Bleakus Does paintball make me a violent person? St.Lucifer ^^ hahahahah ^^^ :D Concord
I think it makes you an artist = painter. Dr.D
Paintballs don't kill people, people kill people. St.Lucifer Paintballs dont paint people ppl paint people..is more suited. :) Bleakus speaking of killing people, when are you guys gonna join me for a game of paintball? we have cookies :D scarlet Who is reviewer? Dr.D
Some n00b scarlet OMG - how did you do that? And you know what! You must be in touch with the ruler. reviewer
Hmm...are you really asking or what?
8) Dr.D
Scarlet, you have known Doctor D long enough to know that he cannot reveal his sources, and also he likes to talk in the 3rd person. reviewer

:wink: Still can control myself....counting 1001..1002..1003.... Dr.D
[insert deity here] on a popsicle stick riding a bicycle! reviewer
Head first... orik [color=darkblue]WHY OLD WOMEN LIKE YOUNG MEN[/color] [color=red]:?: :?: :?:[/color] Dubai Knight
Why old men like young women?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight reviewer
Its all about E N E R G Y :!: :!: orik
NO, WHY OLD [color=red]WOMEN[/color] LIKE YOUNG [color=blue]MEN[/color]?

There Must Be [color=brown]Deep [/color]Reasons. Any Answers???? reviewer
:roll: Stating the obvious. JMK old men young women, old women young men - its all about holding on to youth that represents life ...... (yawn) Dr.D
the answer is painfully obvious....
You're only as young as the person you feel. orik
[color=darkred]OK, But.....
Old Men Mainly Needs, Likes And Demands Old Women , NOT Young Girls.
Also Haven't You Noticed?: Young Guys Likes Old (40-50) Women, But Young Girls Never Like Old Men.
Can You Get Some CLue?
Old Women Likes Young Guys (Men) And Young Guys Want And Like Old Women Too .
But Old Men (Generally) Dont Like Or Demand Young Girls And Young Girls Dont Like Old Men.
Confused???
I Call Medical Scientists + Old Women And Men + Young Girls And Guys (Together) To Explain This To Us.[/color] scarlet [color=brown] OLD MEN [/color] definitely like [color=blue] YOUNG WOMEN [/color] St.Lucifer all i know is.. guys like girls.. n girls like guys.there's no ther rule thats based on age.. and most of the times a couple will b frm the same age group.. Dubai Knight How many times have you seen an ugly older guy with a gorgeous younger woman? Nothing to do with energy...all to do with the size of his wallet! Examples: 1. Donald Trump 2. Bernie Ecclestone 3. Rod Stewart 4. Me (nothing to do with the wallet!) 8) 8) 8) Knight orik
OK, I Will Try To Learn This From Specialist (Intim Science) And Add Other People Ideas And After Exploring It, I Will Open It To The Public. 8) coolcisum
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? :D St.Lucifer Dr.D Have you worked on Cognos? Have you heard of any good training centres in Dubai? Do you have the knowledge to give a short course on it? ^ian^
I am a fully trained Cognos, SAP and SPSS Clementine dataminer.
No idea who would be the best support for this in Dubai though.
Sorry Dr. D for answering your question. St.Lucifer
Can I get a crash course 'for idiots' fom u ? ^ian^
I don't know... are you an idiot? St.Lucifer
In terms of BI tools and Cognos thats a yes. Sadly. But gonna get geared up soon.. ^ian^
my advice would be to download some books like beginning cognos etc. and get familiar with the interface and report building tools. I take it you won't be getting into predictive modelling just yet so you can gloss over that and focus on it's data aggregating, reporting and charting abilities.
It's hard to train someone without a workbench, and I don't have one handy. Dubai Knight
Yes. A millionaire is normally one because he is not kind and understanding.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight mr.fault Hi Everybody. I am going to visit dubai next week Inshaallah. I just want to ask, did anyone knows from where I can purchase computer part with the chipper price. Cause İ am going to buy not one hundreds of parts. regards from BAKU (Land of Fire) 8) MC Bur Dubai, that place near Burjuman at the end of the street. Forgot the name but it's got plenty of shops. Some can sell in bulk i believe. Dr.D Try the Al Ain Centre in Bur Dubai, off Mankhool Street. Tropic23 Dear Dr.D, why is the f******Ikea stuff out of stock....EVERYTIME!!!!! Are they too stupid to order, or is that scandinavian psycho terror? Thank you. ^ian^
Ikea here differs from Ikea elsewhere as Ikea here is wholly owned by Al Futtaim. St.Lucifer
Welcome back.. :) Tropic23 :wink: MC If you were a hotdog, and you were starving...Would ya eat yaself??! (Harry Carey :P)



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