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angelina jolie is now Pakistani :0)


HP [color=red] HP and Bush,both friends in war against Terror [/color]
HP


Liban What is the point of this post? You are really pesky. sniper420 DELETE this $hit!!! Wait a min ......... not the Jolie ones :lol: Chocoholic Ah she's a good girl -well sort of. I admire her for her charity an embassador efforts, good actress too. Rumours are rife she's about to marry Brad Pitt as they are expecting their first child together, maybe twins. They're going to have a massive family. HP
[color=red]Choco its not Brad Pitt its me who will marry wid herrrrrrrrrrrrrr, why are u shattering my dream of becoming white (wink). [/color] :banghead:
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Being Paki ,we are always the part of US and we provided all support to US to hunt down arab and Afghani terrorist ,who are defaming islam.
PS" Eastern J. made this picture and she told me i must upload at forums" [/color] Liban
You are what defames Islam... HP
[color=red]how do i defame islam? I have my own understanding of islam and after reading your replies at another forum , i have serious doubt how do u take Islam. Talking and cursing Jewish is not Islam ,isnt it? Who has created Jewish? God or Bush ?
Just tell me Holy Prophet ever cursed someone in his entire life? Even when he migrated ,he never had bad wish for his enemies ,wasnt it?
Just tell me how many time you curse me? does it make u better muslim? You are here as moderator ,tell me whats is rules for person who is in power in Islam?
[/color] Liban
1) Making fun of fellow Muslims defames Islam (calling our attire white coffins for example
2) Who created Jewish? You mean who created Jews... :roll: I won't bother with that because you wouldn't understand.
3) I need not curse you for your beleifs have already accomplishd that. That being said, I enjoy icing the cake. HP why are u so rude? why are you not polite? i used to hear that arab people are very friendly ,isnt?

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HP
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U must be proud of if your dress has resemblance with coffin.It means that you have fear of death and you know that you will be answerable before God. It prevent u from doing bad deeds (political wink).
Liban brother If you dont mind can i ask" do you people wear underware beneath this coffin ? :roll:
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There you go again thinking of male genetalia... HP
[color=red]Where are muhammad bin qasam? where are khalid bin walid, the proud of Arab :roll: ...............and look the language of another arab :?: [/color] Liban
Once again HP, you make no sense... Liban
Oh, I am rude , and I am unfriendly ... Apparently, you seem to be oblivious of yourself. HP
I[color=red] am cooking rice and chicken and i am afraid that i have mixed more water in rice ,if my rice burnt because of this discussion , you are dead man ,my food for nxt 2 days .
man what is ur problem if jolie propose me ? [/color]:cry: Liban Biryani? HP
I wish i culd make a biryani. I bought frozen kebeb and put them in pot wid water and then added rice . Some of the rice are cooked and some of them are not. But i managed to eat :crybaby: sometime i have to throw all food after cooking because it is really hard to eat ;(.
Thats the way , the bachelor people live :0) .Food is quite expensive here even one small shawarma cost 15 AED and second thing is pork , which exist in all foods . sniper420
AGAIN RED!!! Liban initiate the banning process. Liban!!! Cut the crap short and delete this thread!
Liban
I don't moderate this forum.... yet.
Smartd... Where are you with my request? HP Liban stop it or i will write a complain to your wife :P Guess today after noon ,i am gonna make chicken ,i bought 1 kg chicken . i am tired of cooking everyday , i dont know what and how to cook everyday :( Liban You eat too much chicken.... :) Do you eat those delicious but fattening triangle things... What are they called... hmmm... I dunno but they contain either meat, chicken, or vegetarian... Kinda wrapped in a deep fried pastry... Not bad but sooooooo heavy!! 8) MaaaD okay lovers sniper420
Yeah Yeah I can read ur mind Mad, I have seen some transformation in Liban recently. He is replying to all the posts of HP and in decent way. B4 HP's reincarnation he used to swear on every posts. Well.........I guess HP has become the part of Liban's rainbow gang........and so it is. HP can u guys tell me how to propose a girl , who has rejected me few times ? :oops: Liban
Tell her that you are desperate and willing to take it up the arse for her... :lol:
Then cook her rice and chicken. :lol: HP
I never had problem in finding or getting Paki/Indian girls but this girl just gave me the tough time . She told me that she doesnt find me mature and dependable :roll:
she inquired from other girls about me and there was not even a single person to tell her 'HP is decent " :cry: She is not a beautiful or pious cow but i thought to settle down wid someone . Liban
Why doesn't any of this surprise me. HP
Liban
if u were girl , would u be ready to marry me ? :oops: Liban
Oh yes with arms wide open.... NOT!!! :twisted: HP Liban ,u must have got arrange marrige? otherwise wid the attitude u have , u can only get 8 years old girl :0) Tell me one thing ,where does sniper come from? Liban
1) I am not from your corner of the world for the arranged marriage B/S.
2) 8 year old girls? You are gross and stupid.
3) I think he is Iranian but I do not know for sure. HP wallah u got luv marriage? :roll:She must be cursing the day ,when she said Yes to your proposal :dark1: Anyhow u can go for 3 more marriages:). I am unable to find the one ,i think it is really hard for nice guys like me to find a girl now a days. :0) I think sniper is the type of people who left Iran after islamic revolution and got shelter in Canada . He was saying that he is the relative of Shah of Iran . Liban The Shah was a bastard. His SAVAK (secret police) were worse than the KGB during Stalin's era. HP
I never been a good student of history or social studies and used to get quite low marks. Lets back to my marriage :
How can i prove to a girl that i am damn mature and she can depend on me ? U know girls like loyal guys ( but loyalty is only in dogs and everyone insult the dogs) ,so i can not loyal like u ................any suggestion? Liban Just act like you don't care.... The less the care the more they run after you... The more you care the less they care... No matter what they say, women like men that are tough but know when to understand them and be there for them nonetheless. Its a balancing act. HP
once i used to be an idiot ,and i got so many girls . They were always happy in getting harsh treatment from me . I am nice with only one girl and she always act like a bitch.
If i act as i dont care ,the girls will find another. so many horney guys all over the world , no matter how ugly and smelly a girl is ,there is always a queue of guys for her. I didnt care about Choco and she never ever dropped me a single PM , when ever i get a PM ,either it is warning from admin or from ahmad bin abdullah . :roll: easternjewel
huh?? I NEVER SAID THAT!
what a lier.. emadullah
JHOOT BOLE KAWWA KATE , KALE KAWWE SE DARYOOOOO
TU PAKISTAN CHLI JAYEEGI MAI DEKTE RAIYOOOOOO emadullah
DONT RUN AFTER A GIRL CREAT SUCH CIRCUMSTANCES THAT GIRL SHOULD RUN AFTER U.... HP
How i can make East.J to run after me ?
well people i am resuming my job again after one week break, so taa taa loosers :P Linda_Stuiv
What does that even mean?!
The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist, anymore than having a chinese tattoo on your ass makes you spiritual.
Did I mention that you're not impressing anyone? HP
Being a B(i)tch is not bad career choice ,so keep it up :P hey can u not chose beautiful picture in your avatar?

oh so u r still wid me :P Chocoholic Fooking Hell! That was a bit harsh! Anyway, it's a sad fact that many girls will do all the chasing, but you know what we do get bored of it after a while. Girls like to be given attention, not so much that it's smothering though. As you said it's a balancing act. emadullah
oh wow..its all about u...i knock the door of ur heart then...knock knock....can i enter in ur heart honey ? Liban
1) You are a dick. If anyone has the career of a ho, its you.
2) She looks fine. Why don't you put your picture white boy from Pakistan .
3) Linda.... FLAME THIS FCUKER!!!!! kanelli
HP, are you serious about settling down with someone?
My advice is to listen to what others say up to a point. For example, if you have had more than one person telling you that you are not mature or dependable, then there is a good chance they are right. In that case, you need to grow up before you can hope to land a wife.
My other piece of advice, especially concerning the dependable part, is to learn how to look after yourself well, and pay attention to keeping your commitments. If you say you will call at a certain time, then call. If you say you will meet someone or pick them up at a certain time - then do it. Learn how to cook proper meals, keep your place clean, and keep yourself well-groomed. Maybe in your culture it is expected that the wife will stay home and mind the house, but still, you should be capable of helping her out when she is sick or tired. If you expect her to work full-time, then you should be helping 50/50 with the domestic chores. (And you should be able to do a good job at those chores, not a half-assed job.)
You should always be nice to a woman, but not completely spineless. Any woman who likes to be treated like crap must have had a very disturbed up-bringing, and I doubt she'd put up with crap treatment for too long. If you want a marriage to last you have to respect and be a true partner to your wife. (And don't cheat on her either, of course.) HP
[color=red]Liban is married , is he a mature guy ? It is not necessary to be mature in order to get married :0) ,if it ws the case , the world culd be half :).
she is 28 like me and u know when girls cross 25 they develop " mom's nature" a man get the love of and wife mom at same time. I think she will treat me like kid no matter how mature i am :P .
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[color=red]I can only cook eggs , the day of judgement ,Hens will complain about one person and it would be me :) . i clean my room after 3 months ,when i come in my room ,i throw my pants ,shirts ,socks all over the room. I am damn lazy :) .
[/color] brutal-romance
some poor guy mentions a harmless political joke, and you sink your claws and fangs into it. not offending you or anything, but i do think you should allow people to voice their own opinions and ideas. instead of lashing out at anyone who disagrees with you. thats not islam, thats just insolent. :roll: Liban 1) HP is not some poor guy 2) Stop digging up old and defunct topics 3) Welcome to the forums :) d3vilish_ang3l_88
aww..brutal..i forgot to explain to u one thing b4 u join this forum...
im introducing to u THE FORUM's IDIOT!!..
((((HP)))) A64Venice [quote="HP"]
[color=green]HP, I'm not sure which part of Pakistan you're from. I dont know anyone who flames his/her nationality like this.
On the other hand, you're known to be full of shit, and I wouldnt be surprised if you're lying.[/color] HP [quote="A64Venice"]
everyone is full of shit and thats we are having these toilets . :P A64Venice You can joke all you want, but you seem to cross the line many times. In this case you're flaming one's nationality/ origin, and I have seen you do the same in previous posts as well.



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