d3vilish_ang3l_88
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless existential hell."
315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid, which is Disney spelled backward.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
99% of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as jack-o-lanterns.
A 17 year old girl from Miami, Florida started to sneeze on 4th January'66 ant continued till 8th June'66.
A butterfly can look at you through 12,000 eyes.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body
A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
A cucumber is 96% water.
A dragonfly is also known as "devil's darning needle", "horse stinger" and "devil's steelyard".
A Fag is to work hard or to tire by strenuous activity and cigarettes are sometimes called Fags
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
A hinny is the offspring of a female donkey.
A hippopotamus can run faster than a man can
A leech is a worm that feeds on blood. It will pierce its victim's skin, fill itself with three to four times its own body weight in blood, and will not feed again for months. Leeches were once used by doctors to drain "bad blood" from sick patients
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A pineapple is a berry.
A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
A recent study indicates when men crave food, they tend to crave fat and salt. When women crave food, they tend to desire chocolate.
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.
A snail can travel over a razor blade without cutting itself.
A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.
A study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom during intercourse
According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.
According to Playboy, the most popular sexual aid is erotic literature.
According to statistics, Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date.
According to the film's animators, you'll see 6,469,952 black spots every time you watch 101 Dalmatians
An oyster can change it's sex a number of times during its life.
Ancient Chinese artists freely painted scenes of nakedness and sex. However, they would absolutely never depict a bare female foot.
mraph33
- d3vilish_ang3l_88 wrote:
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
I wonder what's a pregnant twit called?
Nick81
*packs stuff and sets sail to Australia*
sage & onion
good stuff D3
d3vilish_ang3l_88
hehehehe..thnx sage! :)