Donnabelle
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a**h**e.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
Jeevan
A good laugh donna:)
:lol:
St.Lucifer
^^ encrypted msg follows,
kaap kkyu kaaj kkal kmsgr kmein knahi khai?
olivertwisted
I think that by the time youd have all these warning onto the can itself it be able to hold at least 500ml... more beer to drink :idea: I would agree with everything else but the part where u think everyones laughing..... that my friend is reserved for the sublime..................GRASS!!!
Chocoholic
A good laugh? Hell I think I've done most of those :oops:
MaaaD
yes
the.eternal.truth
Quote:
- kaap kkyu kaaj kkal kmsgr kmein knahi khai?
If only all encrypted msgs were so easy to crack :d
Rich Kid
These warning will only make drunk people laugh harder. I know I will.. :lol: