Ajman police are clearly bored

Chocoholic I had to laugh this morning as I was driving to work. Got into Ajman and a couple of police are on the side of the road, I get requested to pull over. Licence and registration yadda yadda yadda usual stuff. The officer takes a wonder round my car, I'm like er is there a problem. He thinks about it for a few seconds, then says 'your bumper sticker' - Yes what about it? 'I don't like it' - really? And why is that? 'I don't like it!' I have one which says Hyperlite Wakeboards and another saying Liquid Malisha. Pffff come on man, he was basically just looking for a reason why he pulled me over in the first place. Hardly offensive stuff is it. I basically told him that unless he can give me a valid reason for the pull over and why he finds my stickers offensive, he needs to go and find something better to do! And drove off..... Seriously, go after the nut jobs on the roads, or the guys with their entire windows blocked of with huge images of who knows what. uaekid maybe you are cute after all and he want to get a closer look at you :) rudeboy they were trying to chat you up :D Chocoholic That's pretty much what I figured when I realised I'd forgotten to put my long sleeve on and was just wearing a little vest top. Bora Bora

• Chocoholic wrote:
  That's pretty much what I figured when I realised I'd forgotten to put my long sleeve on and was just wearing a little vest top.

Of course they wanted to get a closer look. Doesn't everyone lust after you? rudeboy

• Chocoholic wrote:
  That's pretty much what I figured when I realised I'd forgotten to put my long sleeve on and was just wearing a little vest top.

now u know why they always say protect yourself from unwanted attention. so i guess u better cover urself woman :D Chocoholic Like I said, I normally do, but was in a bit of a daze on the way to work this morning, so forgot. Meh anyway the guy was a douche. rudeboy

• Chocoholic wrote:
  Like I said, I normally do, but was in a bit of a daze on the way to work this morning, so forgot. Meh anyway the guy was a douche.

was he singing, macho macho man? Misery Called Life

• rudeboy wrote:
  
  • Chocoholic wrote:
    That's pretty much what I figured when I realised I'd forgotten to put my long sleeve on and was just wearing a little vest top.
  
  now u know why they always say protect yourself from unwanted attention. so i guess u better cover urself woman :D

How is it the woman's fault? If the man can't control his desires, then HE needs to be muzzled. And you know where :wink: Bora Bora

• rudeboy wrote:
  
  • Chocoholic wrote:
    Like I said, I normally do, but was in a bit of a daze on the way to work this morning, so forgot. Meh anyway the guy was a douche.
  
  was he singing, macho macho man?

LOL - to himself or to her?

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• rudeboy wrote:
  
  • Chocoholic wrote:
    Like I said, I normally do, but was in a bit of a daze on the way to work this morning, so forgot. Meh anyway the guy was a douche.
  
  was he singing, macho macho man?

Hahaha LOL well with the day glow vest he had on, it wouldn't have been out of place. rudeboy just for the two ladies ;) luv it when they do the kungu fu moves :D redtilldead

• Chocoholic wrote:
  'your bumper sticker' - Yes what about it? 'I don't like it' - really? And why is that? 'I don't like it!'
  

:lol: :lol:
They sure are bored! Chocoholic

• rudeboy wrote:
  just for the two ladies ;)
  luv it when they do the kungu fu moves :D

That's such a camp video. Looks like it was shot with a handycam in a hotel corridor outside the lifts - lol busa

• Bora Bora wrote:
  
  • Chocoholic wrote:
    That's pretty much what I figured when I realised I'd forgotten to put my long sleeve on and was just wearing a little vest top.
  
  Of course they wanted to get a closer look. Doesn't everyone lust after you?

Flipping heck you really cant help your self can you :roll: dresden ^ But you have to agree, that reply was funny as hell. busa Cant really answer kidda having never knowingly met anyone off this here forum, you never know she may be a stunner dresden ^ Good Point. She probably is too! busa Oh do i sense a poll coming on, Oh dear that does sound kinda wrong, but i am sure that you know what i meant. dresden Too bad we can't have an online bikini contest! ~point taken, previously. busa Methinks the ladies would protest to much dresden Probably, and not because it's a Muslim country either... busa Peh just get them to wear the full ninja gear,least that way we could have fun guessing who's who Bora Bora I admit she would beat the crap out of me. She's in a defensive mode all the time in every way. She probably even wrestles with crocodiles.

This is as close to a crocodile I will get.
Chocoholic Of course! I bet you wear fur too! How hideous! Bora Bora

• Chocoholic wrote:
  Of course! I bet you wear fur too! How hideous!

Not in the summer I don't. desertdudeshj Ladies and Gentlemen. Get ready for round two of the title bout. Lets get ready to rummmmmmmmmbbbbbbbblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle *Ding Ding Chocoholic Not interested DD! desertdudeshj Awwwww......and I thought it was going to get record breaking numbers on Pay per view. And maybe the next title bout could be held at the MGM Grand but a lot of disappointed spectators now, me wants a refund on my ticket ! desertdudeshj BTW what the hell were you doing in Ajman. I lived all my life in Shj and must have gone to Ajman maybe twice, ok a few times more. Maybe like one or twice a year at the most. Absolutely hate that place. Maybe a early morning trip to the hole in the wall ? Chocoholic er I work in Ajman! desertdudeshj

• Chocoholic wrote:
  er I work in Ajman!

My condolences Chocoholic Yeah, why do you think I only work here and live in Dubai?! Only upside is the Outside Inn - wicked cheapo drinks 15 Dhs a glass of vino and good but cheapo food. There's really not much doing in this place, that's why I get in, do the job, get out - lol desertdudeshj Ah The Outside Inn. I took the owner and his family for a desert safari once. Cheap Bastard didn't even tip a single dirham ! Chocoholic Oh wel that's just not on now is it. Mmmmmm speaking of the Outside Inn, really tempted to nip up there for lunch - nom nom nom busa Ok for us/me wtf is the outside inn desertdudeshj Its a ***** joint on Ajman corniche Chocoholic The Outside Inn is a little pub, kinda old stylie. It's nice when the weather is cooler to sit outside. The fod is always really good and as I said mucho cheapo drinko. Worth a visit. desertdudeshj Nothing is worth a visit to Ajman ! Chocoholic The Kempinski is not bad either. I normally get dragged to the 'Inn' by mad Air Arabia pilots - either that or they keep trying to get me to the Wanderers club in Sharjah - er no ta! sage & onion

• desertdudeshj wrote:
  Its a ***** joint on Ajman corniche

Not true at all, don't judge a place without going, it's good little pub with decent food and good prices. The down side is getting back to Dubai as one has to drive through Sharjah. Chocoholic

• sage & onion wrote:
  
  • desertdudeshj wrote:
    Its a ***** joint on Ajman corniche
  
  Not true at all, don't judge a place without going, it's good little pub with decent food and good prices. The down side is getting back to Dubai as one has to drive through Sharjah.

Correct! The h***er joint is the nightclub next door! sweetie00012 thts funny..