LaurenX
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chuckle-fanny.
zam
sleezy gizzard sprinkles , wth is that? :pain10:
sage & onion
dumbo rhino lips
I love it :oops:
mema
snickle waffle chunks
i didn't like mine sage has a funnier name :crybaby:
pinoy1
Hi, I'm Mr. Dumbo Chucklehump! I love to chuckle while humping with my dumbo.
Whatever. :?
Bleakus
Dr. liver dippinhonker
How may i serve you? ;)
Palkid7
- mema wrote:
snickle waffle chunks
i didn't like mine sage has a funnier name :crybaby:
well urs is better than mine
snickle waffle Butt !! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sara1983
dorfus frickenbutt
wat does that suppose to mean anyway -sarcasm- ha-ha-ha!
Corcovado
Dorfus Dippin doodle 8) 8)
Jeevan
Crusty Dippin Sniffer
whatever thats supposed to mean :lol:
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noni
Dorfus feather fanny
Nosferatu
Doombah Dippin Dunkin
dale
dorky buckle boob :shock:
:lol:
iapetus11
Sneezy potty dunkin