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60 years in 60 seconds, possible?


dubai1970 Is there a way to reach the age of 60 when you are still in your 30's? One answer could be using time machine, any one knows where to buy one Cheers
TheChoosen Try Ebay :hello1: Chocoholic Why is all this random crap ending up in Romance! daisy
Crap receives crap.....
U have any intrestin topics??? TheChoosen LOL :wav: Chocoholic
Oi missy! The poitn is, it shouldn't have been in there in the first place.
You wanna piece a me? Bring it! bushra21
maybe the person is looking for their counterpart... or they are just stupid Chocoholic
I like your thinking :lol: dubai1970
You think its random crap? why? bushra21
Possibly because it has nothing to do with the section it was posted in [Romance], and because time machines are impossible...

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Chocoholic
Not if you understand quantum physics and how the space time continuum works. sharfraz Einstein's Theory is much important in this E= MC^2 hahahahahahahahaha :shock: bushra21
Do you understand it? Chocoholic But there are rules to time travel, which must not be broken, or there will be dire consequences. bushra21
I'm all for an adventure :D I say screw the rules and see where it takes us! bedro Excuse me, I need to ask a question in the post subject. Why would any one want to jump to 60 ?? You guys can carry on ur discussion(s) :D:D:D sharfraz
it was the subject and it was on his mind!!!
kinda flow too
60 in 60
:wink: rudeboy go fishing if you are lucky you will catch tommy or sammy wateva her name is. if you are not lucky you will reach 60 in 60 RobbyG
Oehhh behave. :lol:
Care for a bit of added romance? I'm all ears...suddenly :wink:
Start the machine boys and girls. Bushra and I are going for a romantic ride between time and space. I'll bet its gonna be a rollercoaster 8) :lol: :wink:
daisy
Thx the way u express ur inner self....
And i dont want any thin of u or the way ur mind works.....
This topic is about romance....
needed much vision to see it...moderator means to have a broader view of certain things
u shud have asked dubai 1970 first tht wht it really means and y he wanna be 60.....
and next time adress me with sm respect....i m not used to missy kind of language...
not every one is MB and i haven't join this forum just to count my posts.....
I am sorry if my comments about dubai1970 topic offended u
any way I am fine with being just called daisy...... :) Dubai Knight I have a time machine... :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight dubai1970
At last some one wanted to understand my question. Its a romantic metaphor and I am sure people who fall in true love would understand what I meant. Thanks indeed Daisy for being my guardian angel :)
Still its a romantic question and I am very much interested to see some one may reply to this otherwise seemed impossible equation.
Cheers daisy Y dont u explain it a bit..... Y u wanna be 60 ? spirophonix stupid question gets stupid answer (if not explained well) ahamed back to the topic .. arent we already time travelling? Like, chocoholic is in dubai & bushra is in taipei .. there is a time difference.. bushra being ahead of us by 4 hours. So if choco calls bushra , while its 11pm at her place, bushra would be talking to chocs at around 3am the other day. doesnt sound logical, but is practical. dubai1970
Well I would give up anything in the world that is possible from my side to be 60 years old even in a second, so I asked everyone to think if its possible...
I was not expecting a mathematical reply about quantum physics or theory of relativity, but rather few comfort thoughts that you all can provide.
Any one seen the movie Lake house? Well it has fiction, but imagine if some what similar event happened to you and you can only meet your love when you have reached exactly 60 years old and not before , how would you spend the time that it hurts you so much that you wanna reach 60 years like in 60 secs...
So Daisy, what do you say?
Cheers RobbyG
If I were you, and wanted to get 60-like on short notice. Do the following;
1. Go to the botox shop and let them suck out all your botox treatments.
2. Gain weight, get a band (+20kg) around your waist. Keep it a year and loose that weight again. Your skin will rinkle and hang like age 60 over your mini-gun.
3. Take a GF aged 70 and sit down on the couch. Don't move and get lazy watching TV. Basically lose that spirit of you.
4. Start drinking and a pack of cigarettes a day works fine too.
This should help you on your way! Enjoy the beginning of the end. :? dubai1970
mini-gun :shock: Nah, I would still want the same old gun even when I reached 60 :wink: RobbyG Nah nah nah!, so geht das aber nicht du kleine drecksack. :lol: Aged 60, your old minigun will still fire (if its not that old) with rapid intervals, but with one hell of a lot less range than usual. You know, bad accuracy, seed...ehh I mean bullet penetration a bit weaker... und sofort! Maybe you wanna borrow this... ,0.jpg TheChoosen AWWWW Robby writes German....Dirtbag....LOL dubai1970
Ich freue mich, dass Sie wussten :twisted: Dubai Knight Achtung Spitfuer!! Aus in Englisch bitte mein herren!! :roll: :roll: :roll: Knight dubai1970
Er begann es!!! RobbyG Also Also. Lets make this joke of mine a bit more visually present. This is 40 years aging in 79 seconds. In German for its oral excellence; http://www.myvideo.de/watch/52001/DER_KLEINE_HITLER Enjoy the weekend fellows with cabaret comedy! TheChoosen Kuckst du hier: http://www.myvideo.de/watch/2752493/Osama_bin_laden Dubai Knight
"You started it, you invaded Poland!" Quote: Basil Fawlty
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Knight dubai1970
Basil Faulty, oh really missed the character, too bad they produced only few episodes, I could go on and on watching the sitcom. I heard he later worked almost nude in another series.
cheers sage & onion
I would like to see that one :lol: Dubai Knight
I wouldn't!!!
John Cleese? Nude?
Yuk!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Knight sage & onion
Hahahaha, you know what I mean :lol: :lol:



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