Are You Faithful Or The Other Thing??

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Are You Faithful or the Other Thing?? Jul 26, 2011
I have been told that Faithful Husbands will go straight to Heaven; and the Unfaithful ones will enjoy Heaven on Earth!!! The choice is yours! :lol: (Taken from a Bangkok Tourism ad!)
Is this something you subscribe to?
I am sure the ladies will have a different viewpoint from the gentlemen!
May the Good Lord Bless us ALL! :mrgreen:
(No offence to any one, I hasten to add!)
Peace :albino:

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Re: Are You Faithful or the Other Thing?? Jul 26, 2011
Is that really from a Bangkok tourism ad?
Thers not enough beer in this world to make me go there.
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Does thinking about other women whilst on the job, I.E. Kate Beckinsdale in her tight leather gear from Underworld, mean that you are un faithful, if so i am screwed and not in the nice way.
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Re: Are You Faithful or the Other Thing?? Jul 26, 2011
zonker wrote:I am sure the ladies will have a different viewpoint from the gentlemen!


What the eye doesn't see the heart doesn't grieve over, Zonker.

-- Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:29 am --

benwj wrote:Is that really from a Bangkok tourism ad?
Thers not enough beer in this world to make me go there.


Not a place I've ever fancied. Sym goes there a lot, so it would seem, for medical tests. :oops:

-- Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:30 am --

busa wrote:Does thinking about other women whilst on the job, I.E. Kate Beckinsdale in her tight leather gear from Underworld, mean that you are un faithful, if so i am screwed and not in the nice way.


No busa! you'll still go to heaven. Dreams don't count.
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busa wrote:Does thinking about other women whilst on the job, I.E. Kate Beckinsdale in her tight leather gear from Underworld, mean that you are un faithful, if so i am screwed and not in the nice way.


Of you secrectly getting of with an other woman, yes i think thats chearing.
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busa wrote:Does thinking about other women whilst on the job, I.E. Kate Beckinsdale in her tight leather gear from Underworld, mean that you are un faithful, if so i am screwed and not in the nice way.


Of you secrectly getting of with an other woman, yes i think thats chearing.


FD, you are slurring your words. :D
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Re: Are You Faithful or the Other Thing?? Jul 26, 2011
Bora Bora wrote:FD, you are slurring your words. :D


he's dreaming about Kate Beckinsdale.
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Re: Are You Faithful Or The Other Thing?? Jul 26, 2011
I like the way u asked ur question...lol (or the other thing)>>> :)
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rittakhoury85 wrote:I like the way u asked ur question...lol (or the other thing)>>> :)


Yes Zonker :idea: What is the other thing?
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Re: Are You Faithful Or The Other Thing?? Jul 26, 2011
BM, "the other thing"......sounds so much nicer than saying those two words "unfaithful husband"! :wink:

Busa, you are already in heaven! I can see you and the lady in leather tights on your motorbike with you, disappearing into the sunset! :lol:
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Busa, you are already in heaven! I can see you and the lady in leather tights on your motorbike with you, disappearing into the sunset! :lol:


So can Busa...


Just don't let Mrs Busa know!

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Re: Are You Faithful Or The Other Thing?? Jul 27, 2011
zonker wrote:Busa, you are already in heaven! I can see you and the lady in leather tights on your motorbike with you, disappearing into the sunset! :lol:


Leather tights? Now they don't sound very exciting, a bit sweaty and not certainly not easy to rip off :D

I've just been watching Geordie Finishing School on ITV2, they were buying wet look leggins in Primani, at £2.50 a pair. I think this must be what Zonker is dreaming about!
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Re: Are You Faithful Or The Other Thing?? Jul 27, 2011
It wasn't me that was dreaming BM, it was Busa. I was just trying to help him overcome his hesitation! :lol:
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Re: Are You Faithful or the Other Thing?? Jul 27, 2011
Somehow I don't think busa is the hesitant type.
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Re: Are You Faithful or the Other Thing?? Jul 27, 2011
Bethsmum wrote:Somehow I don't think busa is the hesitant type.


Not as gung ho as a yank, not as reserved as a typical Englishman, i like to strike a nice happy medium. 8)
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Re: Are You Faithful or the Other Thing?? Jul 27, 2011
I once struck a happy medium...

She sued!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Are You Faithful or the Other Thing?? Jul 28, 2011
busa wrote:
Bethsmum wrote:Somehow I don't think busa is the hesitant type.


Not as gung ho as a yank, not as reserved as a typical Englishman, i like to strike a nice happy medium. 8)

You are well on your way then! Happy 'riding' to you! :P
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Re: Are You Faithful or the Other Thing?? Jul 30, 2011
You never said which one you were Zonker!
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busa wrote:
Bethsmum wrote:Somehow I don't think busa is the hesitant type.


Not as gung ho as a yank, not as reserved as a typical Englishman, i like to strike a nice happy medium. 8)


What does a "nice happy medium" look like? :shock:
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Re: Are You Faithful or the Other Thing?? Jul 31, 2011
Bethsmum wrote:You never said which one you were Zonker!


I have been both BM! :D
Allow me to explain. I started off with all good intentions and wanted to go to heaven. Halfway, I realized the wait was going to be longer than my attention span, so I quietly stepped off that bandwagon, and am currently enjoying heaven! :lol:
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Bethsmum wrote:You never said which one you were Zonker!


I have been both BM! :D
Allow me to explain. I started off with all good intentions and wanted to go to heaven. Halfway, I realized the wait was going to be longer than my attention span, so I quietly stepped off that bandwagon, and am currently enjoying heaven! :lol:


Heaven on Earth! That's the best bet Zonker. It's no good waiting for Heaven. You may find you just close your eyes and then there's nothing. That would be the waste of a wait.
Grab it with both hands and enjoy the ride :D
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Re: Are You Faithful Or The Other Thing?? Jul 31, 2011
can i get a little bit of both?
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Re: Are You Faithful Or The Other Thing?? Jul 31, 2011
general_A wrote:can i get a little bit of both?


I have come across many men who try general!
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general_A wrote:can i get a little bit of both?


I have come across many men who try general!


man is greedy you know :D
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Bethsmum wrote:.........
Heaven on Earth! That's the best bet Zonker. It's no good waiting for Heaven. You may find you just close your eyes and then there's nothing. That would be the waste of a wait.
Grab it with both hands and enjoy the ride :D


Succinctly put BM.
Thats so profound. At first, I thought you said "waste of a waist"! :D
BTW, I was pushed off that bandwagon! But as Rhett Butler would say:" Frankly, my dear, I dont give a damn!" :P
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Re: Are You Faithful Or The Other Thing?? Jul 31, 2011
general_A wrote:man is greedy you know :D


I've come to realise that general, but what would we do without you? :)

-- Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:12 pm --

zonker wrote:BTW, I was pushed off that bandwagon! But as Rhett Butler would say:" Frankly, my dear, I dont give a damn!" :P


Ah Zonker, we all need an excuse once in a while :?
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