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dubaidog wrote:4. I firmly believe there are people out there that don't know that it is poor taste to go out of your way to check out another guy's package.

Though I firmly believe in this one. Again I point to china. Everytime I went to use a public toilet, or the two bricks if necessary there would be a crowd forming to see my package.

Now I'm just an average caucasian male. All the attention is kind of disconcerting. I had one of my students teach me the chinese for, "if you are going to keep staring like that you should be paying me 5 RMB."

That would usually embarass the individuals there.

But my students explained it to me as a "you are from a different culture, you are a different color, your are fixed down there, so they want to see if you are bigger, shaped different, etc..."

china is different. china is small and the population is HUGE. UAE is not so crowded like china and we still got plenty of desert . mind you been to many third world countries where I have seen ppl take a dump on the road yes ON THE ROAD. and if you take their pics they dont get offended but they smile .

Stop washing feet in the sink/lavatory.
Stop using hand shower to wash feet while inside the toilet cubicle. The toilet floods and can cause accident.

Be conscious and considerate with the toilet cleaners.

Concord wrote:Reminds me of an old story,

This guy had a girlfriend named WENDY so he decided to tatoo her name on his package. When his package was "happy" it read "WENDY" othewise when not happy and resting it just read "WY". One day he was at the urinal and noticed this big black guy next to him. He noticed that his packaged also read "WY" so he says "your girlfriend's name must be named Wendy also because I tatooed her name and now, like yours it reads "WY". The guys next to him said "No, mine when it is happy reads - "WELCOME TO JAMAICA AND HAVE A VERY NICE DAY"

oy!

Didn't you over-share with us once and admitted that yours is tattooed with: WYSIWYG ?

I saw 2 guys going into one toilet last night in a club. I was like.. eh. wtf.. came back again for my next round after half an hr.. n saw this time the same 2 guys.. wait.. they r now 5 guys going in to the toilet together and only one had waited in the queue..
its another thing whether they are gay or not but to make others wait is plain arrogance... and to damage the toilet like that with toilet paper everywhere n water,pee n soap sprayed all over.. ehmmm

rudeboy wrote:china is different. china is small and the population is HUGE.

Yes china is different. It is NOT small. It is roughly the same size as the US. The problem is that most folks are very provincial, and many of them never move beyond 100 miles from where they were born.

and in central china, a non chinese foreigner is very rare. So you will have people come up to you and ask to take your picture. LOTS of people. (I had over 500 in one day. And I started charging 5 rmb per person after #50 and they still wanted their picture take with me)

But we digress....

The original rant was against how some people seem unable to use the toilet w/out soaking the walls, floors, and seem incapable of actually getting "it" IN the toilet.

Concord wrote:

reviewer wrote:

dubaidog wrote:Our office building had a pipe-in music in the toliet and with a big post instructing users how to use toilets properly.

What I find shocking is that based on your post it would appear that at least at one time you had a job! What's the world coming to...

Well, looks like you're on again to your drag show...keep it up....
By the way it never shocks us anymore......pity you...

rudeboy wrote:china is different. china is small and the population is HUGE. UAE is not so crowded like china and we still got plenty of desert . mind you been to many third world countries where I have seen ppl take a dump on the road yes ON THE ROAD. and if you take their pics they dont get offended but they smile .

Reminds of the quiet rice paddys..but plenty of pancakes underneath....

freza wrote:

Concord wrote:Reminds me of an old story,

This guy had a girlfriend named WENDY so he decided to tatoo her name on his package. When his package was "happy" it read "WENDY" othewise when not happy and resting it just read "WY". One day he was at the urinal and noticed this big black guy next to him. He noticed that his packaged also read "WY" so he says "your girlfriend's name must be named Wendy also because I tatooed her name and now, like yours it reads "WY". The guys next to him said "No, mine when it is happy reads - "WELCOME TO JAMAICA AND HAVE A VERY NICE DAY"

oy!

Didn't you over-share with us once and admitted that yours is tattooed with: WYSIWYG ?

Good memory Freza but I thought it was more like,

WYSIWYG

You forgot that I wrote "she might only know from MAC"

p.s1 the forum only allows font 24. I was looking for font 319... oh well..

p.s2 I undestand MAC is being contacted...