LIMERICKS

RedKite

The cause of this mess are the bankers ,
Too many are plain second-rankers!!
Their profligate ways,
Caused these desperate days!!
It is clear that the bankers are W*NKERS!!!

RobbyG

My 'rhyme' is an objection rhyme against yours.
So, my word pace goes faster. You need to add more flow to it.

Its hard to explain, but I'll handle that pain.

RedKite

There was a young man from Dubai,
Who was a gay kind of guy,
He called fellas "Duckie!"
And loved "Fu**ie !! Fu*ki* !!
And touching boys up on the thigh!!

RedKite

Why say that your "word pace goes faster",
When the rhyming of words you don't master??
If you read fast or slow,
The words must still flow,
Lacking rhyme..... the ode's a disaster !!!!!!

RobbyG

There was once a senior named Red
Who was just as english as Zed
But he screamed like a tit
Ran to the airport to exit
After losing his job and his bed!

Some are in the red
Others stay and are glad
But where will you go
With no money to show
When the only option...was to fled

Better to your standards RK?

RedKite

Robby,
I have never worked in Dubai!
So what you exclaim is a lie !!!
I've never fled,
OR lost my bed,
In Dubai , AD or Mumbai!!

RobbyG

Red Kite,
I know I told a lie,
Does it make you cry!?
English as hell,
Regionally bound as well,
In England, till life passes by...

Haha nothing personal. Just sounds good 😉
Just for the notice

RedKite

Robby, I am not even English !!
Nor Danish, nor Swedish , nor Scottish!!
"English as hell???"
You don't know me well !!
Your throat must be too full of Flemish !!

RobbyG

Red Kite,
Now you start bashing
Whobling and slashing
Calling me flemish
AND you offend me, Amish!
Wonder where you will be crashin' :violent1:

😉

Speedhump

RedKite calls RobbyG Belgian, and gets called Amish in return....LOL

You two are killing me! Wil. Shakespeare, Baudelaire, Virgil and the rest are probably feeling pretty sick too....

RedKite

The Dutch are just like the Flemish,
Same language.....related to English,
Belgium is new,
From Flanders it grew !!
Once ruled for years by the Spanish!!!!

RedKite

The Flemish are related to Dutch,
You don't need to know very much !!
Flanders was Holland
The westerly lowland,
The Flemish are Dutch....as such!!

RobbyG

The flemish are related to Belgium.
Holland just borrows a few in nostalgium
Flanders is Belgia,
The southernly type of Algia
The flemish, as such...are nothing like Dutch !!

The flemish part of the Belgian nation
Merely behaves like a Dutch speaking far away relation...

RedKite

Flanders was split north from south,
But the language is Dutch from each mouth,
The north loves its dope,
The south loves its POPE !!
Belgium WAS FLANDERS.......BUT SOUTH!!

Speedhump

By saying a Dutchman is Flemish,
his reputation you surely blemish.
He'll call you a dog,
and hurl his left clog,
by which means he will hope that you'll perish!

RedKite

Belgium is fairly recent new land ,
Flanders it was once known as ...AND
Flemish and Dutch,
Are one language ...as such!!
RELIGION drew the line in the sand !!

RedKite

Enter Belgium in wiki--ped--ia,
The online encyclo --ped--ia,
Belgium is late,
Eighteen thirty's the date!!
Book a visit with that great Exped ...ia !!

{ Sorry about that one!!}

RedKite

Dutch/Flemish , it's all West Germanic !
Not like French , which is close to Hispanic,
Both "Deutsch" and word "dutch",
Mean "brothers" as such !!
But "Dutch" language is called LOW GERMANIC!!

"Friesian" is the closest to English ,
"West Germanic" like German and Flemish !
The English were GERMANS,
Made FRENCH by the Normans!!
Only the Welsh were TRUE BRITISH !!

Speedhump

Enter Belgium in wiki--ped--ia, The online encyclo --ped--ia, Belgium is late, Eighteen thirty's the date!! Book a visit with that great Exped ...ia !!

{ Sorry about that one!!}

quite liked that one actually! using tough rhymes is nore skillful. I killed myself with Flemish, as I knew I had no perfect rhyme for the last line but I loved the limerick so what the heck 😂

RedKite

When Britain was taken by Rome,
Only the WELSH were at home,
No Scot lived in Scotland!!
No English in England!!
When the Romans had LEFT , they did roam !!

WELSH was the language of Scotland,
Before Scots arrived there from Ireland ,
The Wall built by Hadrian,
SPLIT WELSHMAN FROM WELSHMAN!!
'Cos the English had not come to Eng--land!!

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