LIMERICKS

RedKite

Uae kid,
Your poem is as hopeless as hell!!
You must firstly be able to spell,
Riem is spelt "RHYME,"
Like that every time !!
And "spam"rhymes with "prime"???..... You excel!!!

RobbyG

Above me is Kite, below me is Kid.
Both guys are gay, but only hell knows that sh.it

At one moment in time, Kid started to rhyme
You still wouldn't give him a dime, but hell that ain't a crime!

First thursday in February, a kite and a kid
Both playing together, both pretty ugly... a bit

Common with those lyrics, its time for a fight.
Kid show him your tulips, so Kite will kiss you goodnight.

😉

RedKite

Robby , you're talking such cra* !
I'm not a gay .....I'm a "chap" !!
I've had a wife,
Over half of my life!!
Do you always wear a Dutch Cap ?????

RedKite

Robby, you really should know,
A poem ,to rhyme, has to flow!!
The syllable count,
Of equal amount,
Can't be very high or too low!!

RobbyG

Redkite,

I know I am dreaming, but also I'm steaming
The phrases I spout, come right out my mouth

What is that cap, youre talking about?
I don't understand, what your sprouting out loud

If you are not gay, then why does Kid say
When I get older, you spank my buttheyy

The wilder we get, the more nonsense we spread
Without any remorse, we kick those Banglaboys

RobbyG

Don't ya love em, those self fabricated rhymers and limericks. 😉

Speedhump

there's only one rhymer elite
jester redkite is slick and he's neat
his doggerel verse
cannot fail to immerse
robbyg and the kid in deep sheet.

(that's the way to avoid getting your posts moderated!)

Speedhump

Dubai still ain't such a bad place
but they b*tch and they moan without grace.
these whiners from hell
want to ring the death knell
on this city; well boys, "IN YOUR FACE!"

Speedhump

by the way, that last one is dedicated to the letter writers of 7 Days. forgot to say...

RedKite

Robby's a "Dutchman" as such,
So his poems don't rhyme very much,
As for "Dutch cap"?
That sits on his lap,
Robby! You write "double Dutch" !!!!!!!

RedKite

Now Speedhump knows how to rhyme ,
His "metre" is right every time!
Take into account,
The syllable count,
To make that limerick chime!!

RedKite

Robby's not heard of Dutch Cap,
He's not from our area of map ,
He should try a French letter,
It might fit him better,
When he sticks his old boy in the cra* !!!!!!!!

BOOM!! BOOM!!!

Speedhump

In praise of the Netherlands:

A Dutchie was riding his bike
on the bank of a beauteous dyke.
He rubbed at his chin
and said with a grin:
'A smoke and a pancake, I'd like!"

Speedhump

Robby's not heard of Dutch Cap, He's not from our area of map , He should try a French letter, It might fit him better, When he sticks his old boy in the cra* !!!!!!!!

BOOM!! BOOM!!!

HAHAHAHA

Speedhump

uaekid was horny as hell
barmaid's apron he'd started to smell
but 'cause he's a beginner
she won't let him in her
so he tried with a camel and fell.

RedKite

Amsterdam and Dubai, both extreme !
Like water and coffee with cream!
They're chalk and cheese,
Where different rules please,
Whilst in one......of the other you dream!!!

RedKite

The kid was feeling much gladder,
When a camel he climbed with a ladder,
He approached from the back,
To empty his sack!!
But only emptied his bladder !!!

Speedhump

There once was a man from Siberia
with a terrible case of Diptheria.
For the love of God, Shrek,
wrap a scarf round your neck,
'cause the whole forum's running in fear o'ya!

Speedhump

The kid is now starting to fret,
dirty water he's not let loose yet.
He just cannot stand
one more time with the hand,
so pokes holes in the sand while it's wet.

Speedhump

Ok Imma go get a life for a while, bye!

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