LIMERICKS

Speedhump

I think RK meant to type 'handy'
in line two where he repeats 'randy'.
I'll make a submission;
'omit repetition'
(perhaps he'd just been at the shandy?) 😉

sharfraz

I dont think this goes with the limericks
and these guys are not pricks
and are not old
and are not cold
I dont think they need vicks

😉

portland

what is this limericks in dubai anyway?
does't it break the think?
or just another hit in the brink?
where expat fall of the edge of the cliff with a blink?

RobbyG

Two hard hits on the head of Porter,
We all hope his backbone cracks shorter,
Its a thing of the past,
RedKite keeps it last,
Say Porter! You're in for some good ol' torture?

RedKite

Robby Gee has finally been gagged !!
His mouth has been totally FLAGGED !!
Give him a break!
Don't mention a Sheik!!
Or he'll end up first gagged and then sha*ged !!!

RedKite

Portland should learn how to RHYME,
It is all about "metre" and TIME !!
The syllable count,
Is just PARA ....MOUNT!!
Get it wrong.......and it ain't worth a DIME!!

RedKite

It helps if your language is English,
Not French , Portugese or ,say, Spanish !!
But I come from West Wales!!
We speak Welsh in those vales !
English I learnt .... about FIVEISH!!

WhiteJade

Red Kite presents his jewellry site,
His site can make you rich overnight,
Why not go visit,
Ease your cash limit,
And stun wives whose nerves are tight.

RobbyG

^^^^Go Jade Go Jade, she's getting the hang of it!!! 😉

Misery_Called_Life

A limerick did Portland try,
Red Kite cried out Why o Why,
It must rhyme,
Every other time,
Hopefully from you a decent rhyme is nigh,
For which you shall be rewarded some whiskey rye,
Or else...........you shall be packed off to the pigs sty!
😂 😂 😂

sharfraz

what is a limerick
first look ahead of the brick
red kite learnt english about fiveish
limerick is of five lines
and that is the trick

WhiteJade

The limerick thread's sinking down,
RK is nowhere to be found,
Anyone wants a dime?
WJ can not rhyme,
Poeministers, do not keep lown.

RedKite

White Jade's penultimate rhyme,
Was very correct in its "time",
The syllable count,
Was right amount,
If it hasn't got that...it's a crime!!

Her rhyme before last was a gem,
I hope she writes much more of them!!
She mentioned my site,
So she must be bright!!
Search for VISIT DUBAI.......Oops !! .....Ahem !!!

RedKite

The first line has syllables EIGHT,
The second has EIGHT to add weight,
The third line is FIVE,
Like the fourth,still alive,
Then the Fifth has EIGHT, OK mate??

RedKite

This limerick thread is now failing,
Where is the weeping and wailing?
Don't you care about rhyme?
I do.....all the time!!
Here's another ...to prove it's plain sailing!!

RedKite

We are back at the TOP....it's our fate !!
But I'm been far too busy ,of late ,
Gold-jewellery dot net,
My new project ?? You bet!!
On "Adwords" that phrase is JUST GREAT!!

RedKite

I have just come back from the pub,
Now , I'll rob the fridge for some grub !!
Just done a Pub quiz,
With all sorts of biz !!
Hell!! Where is the fierce song, with a sub,

Speedhump

RedKite's in ebullient mood,
after beer he's now starving for food,
exercising grey matter
but still getting fatter,
couch potato lifestyle's no good!

RedKite

The last line that I wrote makes no sense,
However, I'll state in defence,
It was four thirty AM
Not daytime PM !!
I was falling asleep .....I'm not dense!!

RedKite

A Labour Minister called Mears ,
Flipped three homes in less than two years ,
Now that's flipping rich!!
WE paid for that b*tch!!
And she never has mortgage arrears !!!!

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