WhiteJade Friday's a great day in Dubai, When people stop work with a sigh, And spend simple hours, Beaches, restaurants, silly towers, Aren't there any better ways to kill time?
RedKite "Time" does not rhyme with Dubai !! I , surely, don't need to say why!! So, Jade....Get it right!! A rhyme must have "bite", The first two and the last must all tie!!
Misery_Called_Life Herve’s had money on his mind, So to Dubai he went, leaving all behind, With sheikhs he wined, Behind prison bars he dined, The poor man got into a bind!
RedKite It is strange for a man or his wife, To call oneself Misery called life!! Life must be a drag, Or the spouse a BIG nag .....if life is that full of strife!!
RobbyG Robby Gee tottally agrees, Life so miserable, no tease!? Get a life, Turn the strife, Get a girl, forget her ugly knees 😉
RedKite Rob who wrote Nautic Dreams Rhymes without writing long reams, Those beautiful pics Of streamlined Nautics Are the stuff of real dreams, it seems!!
RedKite Those Global Inveztor rates , Are are good ones for me and my mates. I clicked a blue ad, And now I am glad, Seven per cent is good for those dates!!
RedKite This Limerick thread is neglected , I supose that this is expected, Many can't rhyme! Well, ain't that a crime ?? Or have all your poets defected ???
RedKite I've brought this thread back to the fore, Now I'm adding to its content once more , It's passed every site, Thanks to Red Kite!! Who has made this thread really soar !!
RobbyG Its a shame that you have been busy, Squander and ponder the thread near dizzy, Its about time you came back To send us a life-pack Survival is one thing, bailing out is crazy
RedKite The children have been on vacation, School hols for the whole British nation!! So I've had no time, To write stuff in rhyme, But it's been just a pause ....not cessation!!
WhiteJade Children messes everything up, Driving the grown ups around them nut, Which end up into a smile, when you see their trial, Behind the scenes to cheer you up.
Speedhump We have to feel love for our kids (in cockney known as 'dustbin lids'). They drive you quite crazy as teenagers lazy, and leave your bank balance on the skids!
RedKite You first of all lie on your rump, Then a fella provides a good hump Then, after that day, A kid's on the way!! If you notice you're forming a "bump"!!
Speedhump RedKite pointpoints woman's condition; to always show man their submission. To lie on their back and open their crack and accept a hasty emission!
Speedhump Speedy's hump is always so speeded, Viagra for sure is not needed. Morning , noon and night it'll stand up just right, shame it generally just goes unheeded! 😀 😀
RedKite Speed hump is now clearly bragging, That his wotsit is never found sagging, "No need for Viagra, It won't drop like Niagara, My flag-pole is never found flagging !!!"
RedKite So Speedy is feeling quite randy, He'll take on any lass that is randy, He'll give her "One -Two", Right up the old flue!! Mind you !! It will help if she's bandy !!!