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We'll deliver to your doorsteps a month long Invitation for Ukraine at a low price, only $ 50 per piece. After payment we'll be able to send it to you asap. We're officially registerd company. We're experienced in this field & will guaratee you good & quick service!


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If You have some questions, please contact us

I already sent a 1000$ how months will that get me.

desertdudeshj, to whom did You send 1000$??? Don't understand U.
Do U want to obtain Ukrainian visa?

What you didn't recieve my money !

desertdudeshj, sorry but there is some missunderstanding. U didin't send to us any money and we didn't receive any from U.
Please contact us if You need Ukrainian visa

Your joking right. Yeah I know your joking. I sent you the money along with my passport and you said you will stamp it and send it back as soon as possible.

You had me going there for a second....Why you guys, your too much.

desertdudeshj, if You sent something to us, please write here our address and name of compny

Also to arrange visa, we don't need passport ..
So we don't know to whom U sent your money and your passport

Aw come on guys, enough already. OK. When are you sending my passport back and how many months visa did you stamp on it ?

DD - hunger certainly brings out the best in you!!!!

desertdudeshj wrote:Aw come on guys, enough already. OK. When are you sending my passport back and how many months visa did you stamp on it ?

Dear Sir, U didn't answer for my question at above post. And we didn't have deal with You at all. Also every know to receive visa U need an invitation from Ukraine, but not a passport.
Passport should be stamped in Ukranian embassy at UAE.

Guys stop fooling around, I don't know anything about Ukaranian procedures. You asked me to send the 1000 dollars and the passport so I did, and now your making up all these kind of stories.

I must tell you I'm not a very happy camper at this moment, if you can't get it done just send back my money and passport and all will be forgiven and i wont have to comedown there and open a can of desertdude whoop @ss on you guys.

Hey wait a minute now your saying it can be done here in the UAE. So why did you ask me to send you the money and my PP then ?

All my vacation plans are messed up now because of you guys. I had rented a brothel in odessa and it has the finest hoes around. Now the lease has run out on it. Now I will have to spend the whole time at the departure lobby of boryspil airport. I'm hope its nice and comfy there.

Can you guys send me some pics of the departure lobby at Boryspil so I can atleast know what to pack

Thanks a bunch fellas

Please write here address at which You have sent all. Thanks

Hey man stop mucking about, why should I do anything. Everytime you ask me for something new I'm done. All I know is you have my money and passport and no visa.

You better not be yanking my chain and hope that I can still get my hands on some hoes at Borysil.

BTW. how are those pics comming along

how can U confirm that U send your money and passport to us, if You can't answer even for 1 my question

Man I've already sent you every thing from my passport to my stool sample and yet you insist on these shananigans. Its a good thing one of my Nigerian friends is transferring me a large amout of money soon after I sent the remaning money in my account I had after sending you the 3 gallon urine sample you guys asked for by DHL.

Otherwise i would be really ticked of.


P.S : Still no news on the airport lobby pics ? Would you be a darling and run out and shoot some for me

desertdudeshj - U're the best
once again we're confirming that we have never had deal with You my kind friend, which want to earn money from us

WHAT.....ME.......Earn some money from you...................NOOOO.

I sent the money to

Bunghole agency,
69 Imageezer road,
bollocks county.

And your name is not Mr Farkme indahole?

Dear Mr Dude:

Photos as requested:

Your air hostesses:


You may want to do some shopping while waiting for our contact:


In case you are interested, this is the landing strip:


This will be your final destination:


This is the airport hanger:


We do have inflight meals:


This is Olga, who will meet you at the airport. I don't think you will have a problem recognizing her:


Hope this helped.

Oh WOW, dem be some of the bestest hoes, and airport facilties I've seen. Wouldn't mind getting it on in the lobby at all specially at the dutyfree. I sure hope these boys send me my visa so I can go there ASAP.

I sure hope Olga is not upset for me being so late. I'm taking a bunch of those Xtra tiny ones in the video ( Not mentioning the name just in case chocs starts her adv campaign here also ! )

*rubs hands mischievously

Mr Farkme indahole now please hurry up. Olga's waiting and I'm taking some fresh roadkill as a present for her to make up for the delay.

Don't forget her!

Ukraines drop dead gorgeous PM, Yulia Tymoshenko

You can have yulia, I've already booked this Olga for myself.

Damn you DD! Tell Mr Farkme indahole I want in too! ASAP!

Wonder where Mr Farkme went ?

FARKU............FARKU............Where did you go man ?

[quote="desertdudeshj

I sent the money to

Mr Farkme indahole,
Bunghole agency,
69 Imageezer road,
bollocks county.
[/quote]

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