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Jan 15, 2008
HP wrote:There were few times when i was searched half naked at different airports . The reason was that i always pretended as suspecious person by running and doing everything in hasty wasty :roll: .

The one thing gives me plesure that security officers touches my balls :P . At the end of search they used to say "Sorry". :roll:


Oh i think he meant the Ping Pong balls he always carries around.. OR he must a person of oher likings.. :P

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HP wrote:There were few times when i was searched half naked at different airports . The reason was that i always pretended as suspecious person by running and doing everything in hasty wasty :roll: .

The one thing gives me plesure that security officers touches my balls :P . At the end of search they used to say "Sorry". :roll:



:shock: :shock: :shock: ..then.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jan 15, 2008
when i was student , i used to pretend in exam as i am cheating , so i repeat the same at airport . :lol:

Just look around , watch the time , try to call again and again , open the bag and close it. :lol: Just stand infront of blind mirror (usually security is behind that and they observe you) and try to make hair style :lol:
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Jan 16, 2008
So anyway...what was the outcome of your predicament? Did they take your toys from you? :lol:
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Jan 16, 2008
Dubai Knight wrote:Besides...have you seen the cost of batteries in this country???!!!

Tsuh!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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dont worry they got energizer batteries here, they keep on going and going and going and going and going.
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Jan 17, 2008
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Dubai Knight wrote:Besides...have you seen the cost of batteries in this country???!!!

Tsuh!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


dont worry they got energizer batteries here, they keep on going and going and going and going and going.


Not the ones you buy in Karama...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 17, 2008
xxweekxx wrote:ah amsterdam the sin city.. i souldnt have bought those..

eh dubai is so restrictive.. how do people live there?? jeez no p<3n, no love, they restrict media, etc..

but its a nice place i dont know if i can live without p<3n :(


Typical 'Yank' attitude, no tolerance or understanding of other cultures.
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xxweekxx wrote:ah amsterdam the sin city.. i souldnt have bought those..

eh dubai is so restrictive.. how do people live there?? jeez no p<3n, no love, they restrict media, etc..

but its a nice place i dont know if i can live without p<3n :(


Typical 'Yank' attitude, no tolerance or understanding of other cultures.


typical "brit" attitude -stereotype "yanks"
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Jan 17, 2008
Typical NATO countries attitude. "our way of thinking is the only way of thining"
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Jan 17, 2008
Sadly Concord apart from the Americans I know who're open minded, the majority still show their ignorance.

Haven't you seen that video on you tube? Pffff
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Hahahaha - I rest my case - dollards!
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Chocoholic wrote:Sadly Concord apart from the Americans I know who're open minded, the majority still show their ignorance.

Haven't you seen that video on you tube? Pffff


Is that the one about a woman who did not know where Budapest is located?

Well, supposing the Video is real that will mean that 1 person out of 300,000,000 population (in that particular case) is "ignorant". By my calculation that equates to 0.000000003 % hardly a "majority".
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Jan 17, 2008
Who said the Civil War is off.....I think its still brewing......Yanks versus their continental cousins.....Which is it ?paternal or maternal...... :)
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reviewer wrote:Who said the Civil War is off.....I think its still brewing......Yanks versus their continental cousins.....Which is it ?paternal or maternal...... :)


I think you meant "Revolutionary War"..
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reviewer wrote:Who said the Civil War is off.....I think its still brewing......Yanks versus their continental cousins.....Which is it ?paternal or maternal...... :)


I think you meant "Revolutionary War"..


Ooops..sorry I miss that on my history class; skipped that day .... :lol: :lol:
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Jan 17, 2008
No offence against you Concs

but here it is more than one!

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Jan 17, 2008
No matter how dumb we like to paint American, Australians top the polls.

We just voted out the greatest prime minister in the best economic times for a guy who's claim to fame is his wife is the richest female in Australia.

K.Rudd. A sign of just how f)#($# stupid Australians can be.
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Jan 17, 2008
scarlet wrote:No offence against you Concs

but here it is more than one!



It couldn't be 150,000,001 on that clip or are there? That is in order to make it a majority.

Please give me a camera and I can produce a stereo type video of any nationality or race and it still won't make it a "majority"...

At least Americanw, per capita, are not the most addicted to fast food... http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Health/200 ... food/1220/ Takes that out of the stereotypes but somehow the geographically ignorant has stuck. Well,..


p.s. In fairness I think the survey was crap. Just read the last sentence of the article (short article).
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p.s. In fairness I think the survey was crap. Just read the last sentence of the article (short article).


A kick on the butt and then a big pat on the shoulder....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jan 19, 2008
haha thanks guys for your help..

All my toys made it through.. didnt get searched even..

now how about leaving the country? will they seize it if they see it/
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Re: flight to dubai in 3hrs.. will i get arrested? Jan 19, 2008
xxweekxx wrote:Hey guys, I took a trip from Ny to amsterdam, to London.

In amsterdam i got like 3 dildos and 1 strap on.... My trip continues through Dubai for a week then back to NY where i live..

My flight is in 3hrs, im in the lounge now just checking up stuff online and find out love toys are illegal??

I have already checked my bags in, the airline said they cant do much for me.. When i get to dubai what will happen??

BTW im American and i do know drugs, p<3n, are illegal in dubai, just didnt think love toys were..

Help ASAP.. Thanks


It depends how large they are. If they are small, you may be able to conceal them in your luggage better. :]
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Jan 19, 2008
xxweekxx wrote:haha thanks guys for your help..

All my toys made it through.. didnt get searched even..

now how about leaving the country? will they seize it if they see it/


Well good for you.....about the leaving part I don't think they will confiscate if they see it on the x-ray machine, maybe you'll just get some looks and a few queries. Or maybe a proposal to buy it from you from the staff.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jan 19, 2008
Dubai Is Different Rather Than Other Muslim Countries.

It Is Modern City. I Have Never Heard Anyboy Had Problems With Intim Things While Carrying.

BTW, Dubai Is Famous For Its Girls In Night. :wink:
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Jan 19, 2008
Girls In :?:
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Jan 19, 2008
girls in hot pants.. :oops:
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St.Lucifer wrote:girls in hot pants.. :oops:


I supposed they wear it these days 'coz of the cold weather.....right?
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