Difference Between Boys And Girls While Using ATM

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Difference between Boys and Girls while using ATM Dec 11, 2006
> Difference between Boys and Girls while using ATM
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> Boys:
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> 1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
> 2. Insert card
> 3. Dial code and desired amount
> 4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
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> Girls:
> 1. Drive to the bank
> 2. Engine stalled
> 3. Check make-up in the mirror
> 4. Apply perfume
> 5. Manually check haircut
> 6. Park the car - failure
> 7. Park the car - failure
> 8. Park the car - Success
> 9. Search for the card in the handbag
> 10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
> 11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
> 12. Look for bank card.
> 13. Insert Card
> 14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
> 15. Enter code
> 16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
> 17. #Cancel#
> 18. Re-enter code
> 19. #Cancel#
> 20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
> 21. Enter desired amount
> 22. #Error#
> 23. Enter bigger amount
> 24. #Error#
> 25. Enter maximum amount
> 27. Take cash
> 28. Go back to the car
> 29. Check make up in rear mirror
> 30. Look for keys in handbag
> 31. Start car
> 32. Drive 50 meters
> 33. STOP
> 34. Drive back to bank machine
> 35. Go out of the car
> 36. Take card and ticket back from machine
> 37. Go back to the car
> 38. Throw card on passenger seat
> 39. Throw slip on the floor
> 40. Check make up in rear mirror
> 41. Manually check haircut
> 42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
> 43. BRAKE
> 44. Go into roundabout - right way
> 45. Drive 5 kilometers
> 46. Remove hand brake
> 47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.

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Dec 11, 2006
Eaaah ho ho ho, etc.
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Is your black color font disabled? You don't need to bold all the letters. Bold should only be used if you're trying to make a point, impact, catch attention, and stress a point.

Bold red letters in your post in new members forum are more than enough to catch everybody's attention.

I am a woman but i don't get red all over :!:
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asc_26 wrote:Is your black color font disabled? You don't need to bold all the letters. Bold should only be used if you're trying to make a point, impact, catch attention, and stress a point.

Bold red letters in your post in new members forum are more than enough to catch everybody's attention.

I am a woman but i don't get red all over :!:



Wishmaster always use bold red fonts, If you are not happy with it then dunt read my posts :evil: . Any vzz thanks for advice :twisted:
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wishmaster wrote:
asc_26 wrote:Is your black color font disabled? You don't need to bold all the letters. Bold should only be used if you're trying to make a point, impact, catch attention, and stress a point.

Bold red letters in your post in new members forum are more than enough to catch everybody's attention.

I am a woman but i don't get red all over :!:



Wishmaster always use bold red fonts, If you are not happy with it then dunt read my posts :evil: . Any vzz thanks for advice :twisted:



No wonder you deserved the red ink color in your report cards at school.
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asc_26 wrote:
wishmaster wrote:
asc_26 wrote:Is your black color font disabled? You don't need to bold all the letters. Bold should only be used if you're trying to make a point, impact, catch attention, and stress a point.

Bold red letters in your post in new members forum are more than enough to catch everybody's attention.

I am a woman but i don't get red all over :!:



Wishmaster always use bold red fonts, If you are not happy with it then dunt read my posts :evil: . Any vzz thanks for advice :twisted:



No wonder you deserved the red ink color in your report cards at school.


your 100% right. Red my fav and i try my best to meet my color
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wishmaster wrote:
asc_26 wrote:
wishmaster wrote:
asc_26 wrote:Is your black color font disabled? You don't need to bold all the letters. Bold should only be used if you're trying to make a point, impact, catch attention, and stress a point.

Bold red letters in your post in new members forum are more than enough to catch everybody's attention.

I am a woman but i don't get red all over :!:



Wishmaster always use bold red fonts, If you are not happy with it then dunt read my posts :evil: . Any vzz thanks for advice :twisted:



No wonder you deserved the red ink color in your report cards at school.


your 100% right. Red my fav and i try my best to meet my color


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one guy came up to the reception girls in the bank where I worked and asked her if he can put into the ATM...she answered "well, it depends on what are u going to put there"LOL...donno if it sounds funny in English but it was a joke of the week in our bank.
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wishmaster wrote:

Wishmaster always use bold red fonts, If you are not happy with it then dunt read my posts :evil: . Any vzz thanks for advice :twisted:


HP used to do the same thing :roll:
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Dec 12, 2006
corny :roll:
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bushra21 wrote:
wishmaster wrote:

Wishmaster always use bold red fonts, If you are not happy with it then dunt read my posts :evil: . Any vzz thanks for advice :twisted:


HP used to do the same thing :roll:


so HP also trying to copy my style
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wishmaster wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
wishmaster wrote:

Wishmaster always use bold red fonts, If you are not happy with it then dunt read my posts :evil: . Any vzz thanks for advice :twisted:


HP used to do the same thing :roll:


so HP also trying to copy my style



no you are copying him...
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bushra21 wrote:
wishmaster wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
wishmaster wrote:

Wishmaster always use bold red fonts, If you are not happy with it then dunt read my posts :evil: . Any vzz thanks for advice :twisted:


HP used to do the same thing :roll:


so HP also trying to copy my style



no you are copying him...



Look some1 is talking behalf of HP
something fishy
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Dec 13, 2006
Oh man if I hadn't seen other posters like you I'd say you're fakin it... But no you really are THAT bright. :roll:
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