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The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ Oct 11, 2006
The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we
do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act
like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes
you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's
wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't
want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or NASCAR.


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

weary_heart
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Oct 11, 2006
I enjoyed this one, I think its actually better than the rival post! :lol:
zam
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Oct 11, 2006
Marvellous :lol:

I liked them all !!!
AnnaSvensson
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Oct 11, 2006
KInda true :D
^Enigma^
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Oct 11, 2006
hehehe..realii amusing
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Oct 11, 2006
everything is numbered as 1! :lol:
weary_heart
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Oct 11, 2006
If only girls would acknowledge how simple we men are, things would be so easy.. INCOMING!!!
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Oct 11, 2006
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sage & onion
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Oct 11, 2006
Loved it, and its SO TRUE :twisted:
uae75
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Oct 12, 2006
i love men....

i want a man that can talk to me like that...hehehe


all strong and shit...very nice :twisted:
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Oct 12, 2006
Bingo

good one weary_heart

trust me bushra, you wouldnt want that
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Oct 12, 2006
Very Cool!!
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Oct 12, 2006
Bleakus wrote:Bingo

good one weary_heart

trust me bushra, you wouldnt want that


maybe thats what gets me on :roll:
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Oct 12, 2006
bushra21 wrote:maybe thats what gets me on :roll:


Been there done that.. It's nothing to build a relationship on, you will probably keep challenging him til either it anoys the heck out of you that he is a stuborn hardhead neanderthal, or he breaks and gives in, and makes you loose interest, because he all the sudden is weak..

Not trying to generalize you, but both scenarios have happened to me.

But wimen that look at it like that, and let you be who you are are cool..! But haven't got good long term expieriences with them..
MilleDane
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Oct 12, 2006
i dont understand you
bushra21
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Oct 12, 2006
that was a good one... but i just wanted to point out that Columbus set out for India and reached America.... maybe he would have been better off with some directions :) :) :)
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Oct 15, 2006
10000000000000000000000% true i totally agree
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