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England number 1 in Dec 16, 2006
Cricket = no (say goodbye to ashes)

football = no

rugby = no

tennis = no

movies = no

cuisine = no

good lookin wemen = no (name one)

good lookin men = no (name one)

economy = no (USA lend them money)

military = no (they USA lap dog)

scientist = no (name one)

tourism = no

england number one = in nothing.

why engrish act like they number one at something all time.

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Dec 16, 2006
lol! :D
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freza wrote:lol! :D


i forget:

comedy = no

movies = no
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Dec 16, 2006
nahhh common now .. they number at one thing atleast ...

aint they america's number 1 princess . there number 1 ass lickin status is gettin em place's
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Dec 16, 2006
HAHAHA, "engrish" =D
It's so true MAC, but Jamal had a point; they are USA:s number one bitches.
Otherwise I can't figure out something else about them.
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Re: England number 1 in Dec 16, 2006
[quote="MAC"]

good lookin men = no (name one)


David B? he is so stylish and handsome.
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Dec 16, 2006
Also London is one of the world's fashion centers..
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bonitta wrote:
MAC wrote:
good lookin men = no (name one)


David B? he is so stylish and handsome.


It's troubling that all you came up with is an inconsistent football player who occassionally sports a mullet.
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Dec 16, 2006
Bonitta:
"Also London is one of the world's fashion centers.."

One of the world's, but not number one. =)
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Dec 16, 2006
ok MAC - whats your home country and lets see what you have got? (this should be a laugh).
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Burken wrote:Bonitta:
"Also London is one of the world's fashion centers.."

One of the world's, but not number one. =)


mayb number 1 for many ppl, but honestly speaking not for me i PREFER iTALY.

Number 1 in teaching English...hehe
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Dec 16, 2006
bonnita u italian mmmm david B my ass trick i would probably mistake him for posh, that nigga said on national TV that he wears thongs hahahahah beat that

mmmm & there women stink hahhahahahha

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Dec 16, 2006
So where you from ISH - the bronx or jamaica?
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nahh mate am from somalia hahahahhaha

& i aint no refugee i go there spend money there & come back every year

were u from amean is u a skinhead hahahhahahah

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good lookin men = no (name one)

I knew i would get you somewhere.

John Prescott - fine specimen of a man;

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ISH wrote:nahh mate am from somalia hahahahhaha

& i aint no refugee i go there spend money there & come back every year

were u from amean is u a skinhead hahahhahahah

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Somalia - height of human acheivement, i best step down :)
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jabbajabba wrote:ok MAC - whats your home country and lets see what you have got? (this should be a laugh).


Don't be shy maccy - c'mon share with us.
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Dec 16, 2006
Shucks its gone really quiet in here now....
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jabbajabba wrote:Shucks its gone really quiet in here now....



cos it's weekend still you know...
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Dec 17, 2006
jabbajabba wrote:
ISH wrote:nahh mate am from somalia hahahahhaha

& i aint no refugee i go there spend money there & come back every year

were u from amean is u a skinhead hahahhahahah

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Somalia - height of human acheivement, i best step down :)



so where you from jabbbajjabbba???
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Dec 17, 2006
It must be obvious surely - Kygyzstan
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ohhh u gettin emotional now homie ... hahahaha ..


if u need any of ur sister's pimped down here dubai .. just holla at me
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Dec 17, 2006
why this in religion, politics :roll: :roll:
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Jamal wrote:ohhh u gettin emotional now homie ... hahahaha ..


if u need any of ur sister's pimped down here dubai .. just holla at me


Dude - i would do but your momma is so protective of her turf that won't let no other bitches sniff around, even though she ain't ad no buisness in many a years.

;)
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MAC wrote:why this in religion, politics :roll: :roll:


Not to sure - you started the post here did you not?

the way its lookin it should be FC.
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jabbajabba wrote:
MAC wrote:why this in religion, politics :roll: :roll:


Not to sure - you started the post here did you not?

the way its lookin it should be FC.


:roll: :roll: :roll: ask Sage he move everyting not word game :roll:
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Dec 17, 2006
MAC wrote:Cricket = no (say goodbye to ashes)

football = no

rugby = no

tennis = no

movies = no

cuisine = no

good lookin wemen = no (name one)

good lookin men = no (name one)

economy = no (USA lend them money)

military = no (they USA lap dog)

scientist = no (name one)

tourism = no

england number one = in nothing.

why engrish act like they number one at something all time.


As a Scotsman I'd happily bash the English all day but I suspect what you are referring to is the UK, which is comprised of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland!

I’ll cover some of those off. We have had the best performing economy in the EU for the last 20 years (don't know where you get the America thing from), we have some world leading biotechnology due to us having more relaxed laws than many (first animal cloned - Dolly the Sheep - was in Edinburgh), London and Edinburgh are two of the most beautiful and visited cities in Europe, the SAS is the greatest special forces unit in the world, London has a good few of the world’s leading restaurants.

Other stuff. Our comedy is some of the finest in the world. Don’t humour me (pun intended) with some guff about syndicated American stuff that gets piped across the globe, show me writing as sharp and culturally sensitive as the likes of the Office, Pheonix Nights and Alan Partidge to name but a few in recent years. Humour is part of the entire culture in the UK, a night of pub banter is not the same in any other part of the globe I’ve visited.

And one thing we’re number 1 in is music. Both in diversity and a whole cultural interest in nurturing new bands. The list of bands and artists produced by the UK is astounding and we continue to produce fantastic music. Music remains one of the biggest UK exports to the world. Indeed, please name me one artist of note who has pushed the boundaries of music but not sold well in the UK (that’s not an excuse to list whatever pop star is famous in your country, we want global acts please).

OK, there’s a few rebuttals, please tell us what your country has added to the world and give us a good laugh.
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Dec 17, 2006
scot1870 wrote:
MAC wrote:Cricket = no (say goodbye to ashes)

football = no

rugby = no

tennis = no

movies = no

cuisine = no

good lookin wemen = no (name one)

good lookin men = no (name one)

economy = no (USA lend them money)

military = no (they USA lap dog)

scientist = no (name one)

tourism = no

england number one = in nothing.

why engrish act like they number one at something all time.


As a Scotsman I'd happily bash the English all day but I suspect what you are referring to is the UK, which is comprised of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland!



don't be suspicious title says "England".
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scot1870 wrote:
MAC wrote:Cricket = no (say goodbye to ashes)

football = no

rugby = no

tennis = no

movies = no

cuisine = no

good lookin wemen = no (name one)

good lookin men = no (name one)

economy = no (USA lend them money)

military = no (they USA lap dog)

scientist = no (name one)

tourism = no

england number one = in nothing.

why engrish act like they number one at something all time.


OK, there’s a few rebuttals, please tell us what your country has added to the world and give us a good laugh.


my country don't say they number "1" at any thing. english do and they not.
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MAC wrote:
scot1870 wrote:
MAC wrote:Cricket = no (say goodbye to ashes)

football = no

rugby = no

tennis = no

movies = no

cuisine = no

good lookin wemen = no (name one)

good lookin men = no (name one)

economy = no (USA lend them money)

military = no (they USA lap dog)

scientist = no (name one)

tourism = no

england number one = in nothing.

why engrish act like they number one at something all time.


OK, there’s a few rebuttals, please tell us what your country has added to the world and give us a good laugh.




number 1 urdu speakers, singer and dancers (top that) :P
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