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One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while coming dow...
by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this? Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

Sardar jee went to Russia n ask from a Girl

sardar jee: Can you speak english
Girl: Yes
Sardar jee: how much
Girl: Just 50$
by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave..."No problem! We'll attack America, it would...
by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I ...
by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st a...
by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several ...
by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped...
by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test". Second one asked,"So? Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that. During the bloo...
by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

Once a sardar called his girlfriend and said "Darling,
come home, no one's at my house." When his girlfriend reaches his
house,she finds it locked.
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by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

Santa was walking through Rose Garden in Chandigarh and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red roses. "Tsk Tsk!" said Santa to himself. "What a sad sight. That poor old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I'll see if I can help.&q...
by wishmaster
Jan 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

Once a Singh was traveling in a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train Rs 20 to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for Rs 20, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Singh fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved ...
by wishmaster
Jan 09, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 28
Views: 3383

Shitt man
i was aslo planing to propose her
but what to do now? First comes first

anyvzz on pressing thing is not gonna work on her she is used to it :twisted:
lol
by wishmaster
Feb 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My Proposal to Bushra;)
Replies: 53
Views: 5086

where is bushy?
by wishmaster
Feb 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My Proposal to Bushra;)
Replies: 53
Views: 5086

here she iz

but no comments on XXX post
amazing
:twisted:
by wishmaster
Feb 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My Proposal to Bushra;)
Replies: 53
Views: 5086

she dosnt want to answer so now you can press her more and more :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
by wishmaster
Feb 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My Proposal to Bushra;)
Replies: 53
Views: 5086

bushra21 wrote:
wishmaster wrote:she dosnt want to answer so now you can press her more and more :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:



i dislike you more and more


i luv when some1 hates me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
by wishmaster
Feb 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My Proposal to Bushra;)
Replies: 53
Views: 5086

bushra21 wrote:
wishmaster wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
wishmaster wrote:she dosnt want to answer so now you can press her more and more :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:



i dislike you more and more


i luv when some1 hates me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


its a good thing i dont hate you then...only dislike you



i will make you hate me
by wishmaster
Feb 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My Proposal to Bushra;)
Replies: 53
Views: 5086

its look like XXX got his answer in private :twisted: :twisted:
lol
by wishmaster
Feb 08, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My Proposal to Bushra;)
Replies: 53
Views: 5086

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by wishmaster
Mar 15, 2007
 
Forum: Products and Services in Dubai
Topic: FREE Domain & Cheap hosting
Replies: 4
Views: 1534

Sardar Jokes

A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Why did she slap you? Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed. ====================================================== Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai. Banta: Achaa, wo kaise? Santa: Kal mein jab ...
by wishmaster
Mar 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 1
Views: 739

Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha? Santa: Putar, jaate waqt TU mere paas tha aur aatey waqt mammi ke paas. ====================================================== In UK, Santa & Banta saw a poster at a Police station: Two White men wanted for Rape. Santa: These bloody g...
by wishmaster
Mar 15, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sardar Jokes
Replies: 1
Views: 739

:twisted:
by wishmaster
Mar 17, 2007
 
Forum: Products and Services in Dubai
Topic: FREE Domain & Cheap hosting
Replies: 4
Views: 1534

:P
by wishmaster
Mar 18, 2007
 
Forum: Products and Services in Dubai
Topic: FREE Domain & Cheap hosting
Replies: 4
Views: 1534

8)
by wishmaster
Mar 24, 2007
 
Forum: Products and Services in Dubai
Topic: FREE Domain & Cheap hosting
Replies: 4
Views: 1534

8)
by wishmaster
Mar 24, 2007
 
Forum: Products and Services in Dubai
Topic: FREE Domain & Cheap hosting
Replies: 4
Views: 1534

Re: To start a biusiness in Dubai???

Can anyone direct me to a site where I can get details of how to start a small business in Dubai? How/where to obtain the business licence? Can one start a home based business like a translation/Recruitment agency at home itself? I would also like to know the investment amount for the licence, Visa...
by wishmaster
Apr 28, 2007
 
Forum: Dubai Business Talk
Topic: To start a biusiness in Dubai???
Replies: 16
Views: 9148

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by wishmaster
Jun 30, 2007
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: FAKE QURAN
Replies: 6
Views: 2225
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