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errtime wrote:wishmaster no one seems to like you

dear first you should learn that Nick is talk about me or xXx

bushra21 wrote:^ both Nick and I were talking about you.....


uffff

How interesting. Now i am becoming famous

errtime wrote:i think it was you wishmaster. everyone hates you.

I luv when some1 hates me

errtime wrote:apart from bushra. i think she might be in love with you

sorry i am just 280 years old so i am to young for her

errtime wrote:lemme guess..........and u hate when someone loves you. buhahhahaha yea, very original, dude

100% right
you got 10 out of 10 dude

Two Sardarjis (pilots) try to land an airplane in the states.They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot screamed "the runway is ending...". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touc...

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said,"I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book.&qu...

Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?" Santa: "Hidden cameras!" Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?" Santa: "That guy on TV knows exac...

One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh." Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered, "No! No! Me Banta Singh!" A third one came and asked h...

sage & onion wrote:Hey Wishmaster, is your name Singh by any chance??, you seem to know a hell of a lot of them

no one of my ex gf was singh

yorky500 wrote:Wishmaster,

that has got to be the worst collection of jokes I have ever, ever had the experience of reading.

Do not give up your day time job, please.

see because of me your having new experiences in you life

Wishmaster, that has got to be the worst collection of jokes I have ever, ever had the experience of reading. Do not give up your day time job, please. see because of me your having new experiences in you life :twisted: Nar, you are not one of them. now wish-off. first make up your mind and then wr...

One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while coming dow...

There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave..."No problem! We'll attack America, it would...

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I ...

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st a...

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several ...

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped...

Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test". Second one asked,"So? Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that. During the bloo...

Once a sardar called his girlfriend and said "Darling,
come home, no one's at my house." When his girlfriend reaches his
house,she finds it locked. [/b]

Santa was walking through Rose Garden in Chandigarh and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red roses. "Tsk Tsk!" said Santa to himself. "What a sad sight. That poor old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I'll see if I can help.&q...

Once a Singh was traveling in a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train Rs 20 to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for Rs 20, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Singh fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved ...