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bump and lump me with job offers dammit!

Sniper420 ties Liban and Glory in Barzie party and entertains the guests by playing "pinning the cat's DING DING". No body manages to pin these belligerent men so Sniper420 takes his Pacifist sniper rifle . DASH DASH. pins em with his paci-bullets. no agents or scientists, no stealth was needed. Now...

Glory wrote:so....im excellent then?

LOL. Can't u see "-" sign there in front of ur sweet name? Failed in kintergarden maths. Then how would u have the brains to assess the beauty of the bands I mentioned above? kekeke

Add moi to fight club and I promise I will turn to peace club.

I have a job for you in geomatics... My banana is so large that I need you to use your great surveying, GPS, GIS, etc.. skills in actually measuring its length, width, height, and volume. Also its weight, more specifically the weight distribution of the head vis a vis the shaft. What was that? Yes,...

i assumed it was a typo cause your english is shit. Sum41's story is no different than any other crappy a#s band. metallica started in a garage, just like a ton of other bands! the only difference being Sum41 suck donkey balls (when was the last time they came up with an orginal non-generic shitty ...

way to put in big words there! your parents must be so proud! Sense you decided to harp on logic explain this: SUM41 =shit-GLORY = excellent. how does that make any sense? it clearly states that glory=excellent! i don't know what the minus is for, is it because even with out sum41 i still rock? or ...

Sniper420 shows his smartness again. Liban and Glory gets the impersonator of Sniper420. As the impersonater gets ready to shoot those kill-joy fools a guy with bat (so-called third person) strikes with his bat and then yak yak yak. Sniper420 does his job and now has six balls to juggle :lol: Sniper...

you still havent explained the logic behind that equation you cocksuker. and you just proved your english is shit by the way! :D ! go suck your dads rooster you shit! Again Glory proved he is c**s**. This 18 yr old laid out teenager fellates and does fellatio on his kin! OH DAMN. SO Sick! Get a lif...

Ummm.... I think I'll pass. But first allow me to pass on my deepest condolences on the loss of your balls and rooster to these ferocious pitbulls. But at least you took it like a man and THATS what counts of course. I'm sure there are some great doctors in your part of Canada that can install a pr...

Phantom r u irish? yeah we r speaking english that's the reason we have so called unique grammatical english and as far as cats are concerned those women love cats whereas I teach my kitty to snipe. Best of luck, read 345 posts and do a research and once u r done wrting ur thesis, I will send u an e...

ask that man how many days would he live. Cos if he lives 100*365 +25 =36525 days and prays a new god everyday then he wont be able to satisfy and pray al the gods

Liban wrote:Salam 3aleykum...

Nothing is greater or more beautiful than the devine words of the Quran al Kareem...

SubhanAllah!

. Atlast you are in Dubai! I was wondering y didnt u show up for past few days. Wait a min. When did u arrive in Dubai cos last week you were looking for shoes in Dubai or u want some official WELCOME from DUBAIFORUMS.com? Here I go:

Welcome. Bienvenue. Itfadal. Ayyeh.

Glory wrote:can i play too?

NO dont take him. He is kill-joy and yeh Glory that's the pic of my kitty!

[quote="sniper420]Again Glory proved he is c**s**. This 18 yr old laid out teenager fellates and does fellatio on his kin! OH DAMN. SO Sick! Get a life if u r doing this for monnie you would have asked me I would have given u some charity. As I told u , you wont even get the logic. I have taken so ...

Glory Y dont u change ur avatar it's too old. Samuel is very old now . His Glory is over

Arabs men wear Dishdaha and women wear abayah. Anything that has circulation of air and not revealing!

Glory wrote:probably means " i want to have intercourse with an animal"





Im gonna DO IT!!
Asians watchout, HO LO MA DING DANGAA HOHOHO

Probably that animal is a skunk! YAK YAK YAK

The grand vizir will decapitate you for even thinking of the word alcohol.... They decapitated the wrong head in the sniper420's case.... :lol: yEAH POOR FAKE sniper420 :( Anyways after Liban's ding ding was gone he was tamed and he joins the party but Glory was still aggressive so we decided to pl...

Now the MAIN question is: Where is the producer? - Barzie. Would she invite us and get the party roilling? Damn we wrote 5 pages of script for her party. She betta invite us else

My arab friends told moi Nancy Ajram is coming in Hershey Centre on May 21 in Missausaga, Canada. tickets $65, $125. I heard some of her songs and it's cool. Anybody interested ?

Dude I agree with u. She is a singer I want to hear hear voice and snipe hot chicks coming in the concert. Well u can c her real pics in google images but who cares b4 plastic surgery, as one of my amorous friend said "SHUT THE FACE, F** THE BASE"

Glory wrote:you sir are a fuktard!

Listen to the teacher, you made a grammatical mistake! You shou have said "Sir. I am a fuktard"

If Samuel wants to become a pope, he would replace all the cardinals with ppl like u. To replace cardinals he would have to either bribe them or intimidate them. And if he did replace the cardinals he has to lobby to include female cardinals. After he succeeds to get female cardinals, he would lobby...

It's all becos of Liban and Glory. If you guys would have talked about the "shoot the banana" game she would have invited us. Damn. Barzie I promise I will switch my gun's safety on and wont try to smootch the chicks. waaaaaaaaaaaah

Barzie wrote:By the way Im not female, and im only coressponding with those that are messaging me.....

LOL well r there cute females in ur party?

Yahoo! thanks Laila u agree with moi

FeiPo wrote:who let you post my pic? I can sue you for my copy right

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHA

abs wrote:Fei po.
Only the mainland chinese eats faetuses.
You are making all chinese look bad here.
Yao Mo kao chor ar...

Yeah Cantonese ppl are clean That's the reason if ppl from mainland China wants to go to HK thye need visa even HK is part of China