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You wanna teach english???? Dude you ain't ever gonna get a job with your English skills. Why? Thats why:

1) You posted in the wrong forum, learn to read english first!!
2) Scool? Oh! You mean SCHOOL....

You might want to rethink your plans...

Liban

Its gettin' hot in here, so take you clothes off....

Liban

What does Lei ho ma mean?

Does it gotta do with whores and their mothers (ho ma)???

Liban

What's a bluebottle or a skate?

Is the sea really that warm??

Liban

Sorry to say, but its always per certificate at the embassy....

$$$$ ain't it?

Liban

My darts have built in steel cutters....

Liban

sniper420 thanks for showing off you math skills but now i have headache...
ARGH!!

Liban

I have a job for you in geomatics... My banana is so large that I need you to use your great surveying, GPS, GIS, etc.. skills in actually measuring its length, width, height, and volume. Also its weight, more specifically the weight distribution of the head vis a vis the shaft. What was that? Yes, ...

Liban

Problem is that my darts incorporate stealth bomber technology stolen by the mossad from the americans and then stolen from the mossad by myself.... So your missils cannot see them comming until its too late....

Liban

Its all about having fun....

Liban

True but also logical

Liban

Ooops, my operatives just finished killing them off... They also managed to get the coordinates of your layer before finishing them off...

Uh oh!!

Liban

The scientist who made your clones is on my payroll, I ordered him to transplant partial gender changing killer genes... In a short while, your banana will fall off, your balls will shrivel, you will grow breasts, have a second hole where none existed before, become very horney but not be able to ge...

Liban

While sniper420 does that, he finds himself unaware of a strategic alliance between Liban, Glory, and a yet unidentified third person at the party. That person slowly walks up behind sniper420 as he prepares to hurt Liban and Glory and WHAM! sticks a baseball bat up sniper420's ass then ties plum-we...

Liban

This IS amusing but I beleive that someone should transfer this part of the thread to the fight club lest we want censorship troubles...
Just my little opinion...

Liban

Ummm.... I think I'll pass. But first allow me to pass on my deepest condolences on the loss of your balls and rooster to these ferocious pitbulls. But at least you took it like a man and THATS what counts of course. I'm sure there are some great doctors in your part of Canada that can install a pro...

Liban

Nope, no lub because we need to save that for the whores...

Liban

What if some black guy shows up wears shorts??? I mean his legs are already black...

Liban

The grand vizir will decapitate you for even thinking of the word alcohol....

They decapitated the wrong head in the sniper420's case....

Liban

Seriously, all this time and effort to make the party as eventful as possible and no invite yet???

What gives?

Liban

And thats why 1 million people in Dubai wish they were blind....

Liban

Feipo is an asian... They eat cats.... So I would watch it or it would end up being on the dinner table of some sick asian family...

Liban

Mohammad Peace Be Upon Him is the last and greatest of all the Prophets. Get your facts straight: - Jesus was a man not a god. He was a messanger one of many and was not His son. Yes he was born of the Virgin Mary and she was the greatest and purest woman and thats why God blessed her with the divin...

Liban

Modern Christianity's sin is your idol worship. Praying towards a statue or portrait of Jesus and having statues and portraits of the Virgin Mary. How can you commit such sin as to try and personalize a Prophet?? Shame on you. Redeem yourself. Follow the final path laid out by the All Merciful God. ...

Liban

There is no problem starting a career in the UAE. Its actually a good thing to have some GCC experience before you climb the ladder of corporate success.

Just don't go there thinking that you will be a god because of your MBA. Experience is gold and education is silver. Which is worth more?

Liban

Sniper420, Hizbullah is Shia, I am not Shia but they are my Muslim brothers and I will support them and love them, just as God commanded me to. ABS - I suggest you rent a 1976 movie called "The Message" starring Anthony Quinn (awesome actor). The film one all kinds of academy awards. The movie will ...

Liban

I want to hire someone, sniper420 comes to mind, to go to Saudi to sell some T-Shirts. These are nice T-Shirts for men that come in an array of colors with messages attached to them (no pictures or drawings as they are against Saudi law). The T-Shirts will say things like; - Pork rules - I love bana...

Liban

You like to see grown men smack and whip each other... Sniper420 you sado-masochist you...

Liban

Excuse me while I barf trying to picture your physical appearance....

Liban

Wish I was gay??? Dude I had no idea that you were a homo... Thats so cool that you chose the Dubai Forums to come out of the closet...

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