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Asians all look the same to me...asian

Knight, you seem like my kind of moderator. Back on JBR community we had a mod who was up his own ar*e. I think I may have held the record for the most posts deleted in one day without being banned. I'm afraid I can be very naughty.
BTW I like both kinds of relationships but I'm safer with local.

drewpeacock wrote:Ooooh a naughty mum

How long does it need to be to be far away?

Drew, I would consider a bed space to be long distance, how about you?

-- Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:43 pm --

Well Knight, a beetle has a pulse and as they say....as long as you can keep it's back legs still......

You can never go back, just go forth and multiply.

Evening DP and Dillon.
Ah I love the good old days, with JBR community migrating here we only need Sal and we will have a love in.

Evening Dillon x. Knight is telling us to play nicely, I can do nicely!

Dubai Knight wrote:Get a room!



Knight

Now you're just jealous.

DP I hope you're not suggesting we have Dillon in the middle, I'm not that kind of mum y'know.

Ooh no Dillon, I like to look to the future. I did once try to kill my ex husband before he was my ex, by hitting him as hard as I could with a rolling pin but only succeeded in knocking him to his knees. This I lived to regret when he got up, but I enrolled at the gym to build up my strength for an...

OMG Britney, not another conspiracy in the making? I googled 'paranoid' for you and it came up with 'Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat towards oneself.' I think this may be Brit speak, I don't speak gibberish but if you pop it into google translat...

Britney, as you have obviously not been blessed in the baby department I should explain that there are many pitfalls that may occur before the seventh month that can lead to an emergency hospital admittance. It is then that questions would be asked that would result in the Police being called to the...

Britney, who mentioned 'attack'? I have never mentioned attack, which seems to be a word that creeps into your posts with alarming regularity, The reason that I assumed you had no children was that you kindly pointed out in a previous post that I was obviously intellectually challenged by having 3 c...

Britney, there you go again with the copying thing. I will need to refer to my books and see if I can come up with some advice on how you can get over it. Bare with me, I will do my best to try to help you.

Don't worry Britney, I'm only going to practice on you. You are such a fasinating character.

oh a mutual appreciation society! That's special! Go for it Britney, you've got a friend!

My pleasure benwj, it is BM's mission to help a young man score.

Oh no mate, French Canadians are not considered Kosher, I've even heard the french say they can't understand a word what you Quebecious are on about with that Cannuck French ! :D So you don't count ! :D I beg to differ DDS! DD does count in my book, if he can do a French accent, he is in with a cha...

herve wrote:

desertdudeshj wrote:Bah !

Hey, we got a winner here, it was a sniper bid, but you got it!

Herve, DDS will never be a winner

So am i LOL

benwj wrote:

herve wrote:

desertdudeshj wrote:Bah !

Hey, we got a winner here, it was a sniper bid, but you got it!

Ah 300th reply, not 300th post.
I should have read the contract.

Yes benwj always read the small print,

DD doesn't have to send in a tape, I've heard him live!! mmmmmm. Sorry to disappoint DDS!!LOL

Well I'm pleased Herve's trial is causing you so much amusement DK and Sage. Let's hope that you don't find yourselves on the wrong side of any of the locals anytime soon.

I've never excused any war crime, FD has, I've never condoned the killing of babies or enslavement of virgins.. but eh has. Herve's vile views were the more extreme end of loon views - but he's not here to defend his nazi viewpoint. Cheers, Shafique It's only a coward that would continue to attack ...

Herve was proud of his nazi views and never backed down, indeed he tried to convince me that I should share his view. He failed miserably. The posts are still there - where he expressed and defended his hatred of Muslims, in exactly the same way Nazis hated Jews. But as I said, he's gone now and th...

An interesting study was done in the days after 9/11 when all air traffic was grounded. They found that the average temperature rose by between 1-2 degrees due to the reduced cloud cover produced by aircraft contrails. Can they be claimed as a carbon credits I wonder? There's a joke in there somewh...

Thanks for the diagnosis. I'm always impressed by these feats of imagination. ;) Cheers, Shafique Nothing imaginary or as ridiculous as one such as you, considering yourself an intellectual! Delusions of grandeur now, the dementia is further advanced than I previously thought m’ lud! Whoop Whoop! :...

I'm not surprised you want to keep in touch if they are buying the drinks at Atlantis

Awww. I wish I was in Dubai!

I went shopping today. I hate shopping for Christmas, which I feel is just a con to get you to spend loads of money. I went into Superdrug. I wasn't looking for presents as I don't do cheap. I was purchasing ladies things. I watched people shopping for Lynx gift boxes and other shite and remarked to...

We aren't debating the total crimes against women in the UK, but the total number of honour crimes recorded in the UK and the fact that they have increased by 47% in one year alone. The UK press is not allowed to state the religion of the perpetrators. When the report was discussed on the BBC, the o...

thelast , I saw a snippit of the film this morning on the news. I'm not a big film watching person but now I know it has Tom Cruise in it. I'm not keen on him in real life. He's all right to look at, but a bit short. Vertically challenged :D The clip showed him jumping out of the Burj Khalifa and h...