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newdubai wrote::shock: so every one likes peer not a water melon

We got ourselves as smarty pants here.

portland wrote:I believe there are only 4 shapes and sizes when it comes to boobs.

1= small = shapes like a pear
2= medium = shapes like a papaya
3= large = shapes like large papaya or coconout
4= injected = shapes like a water melon or squash.

hehehe lol

papaya?? you guys are dating goats?

raidah wrote:

portland wrote:I believe there are only 4 shapes and sizes when it comes to boobs.

1= small = shapes like a pear
2= medium = shapes like a papaya
3= large = shapes like large papaya or coconout
4= injected = shapes like a water melon or squash.

hehehe lol

papaya?? you guys are dating goats?

I don't want anything to do with that...OK!?!

ahhh i see. you prefer piglets

raidah wrote:ahhh i see. you prefer piglets

Are you rollin' again Raidah?

....on a daily basis

RobbyG wrote:

raidah wrote:ahhh i see. you prefer piglets

Are you rollin' again Raidah?

....on a daily basis

only roll in bed, and this is not a bed

Chocoholic wrote:Tit-tape does wonders you know.

Wonder why women are so senstive about their nipples beeing seen even when covered. They dont mind huge cleavage. tank tops cut so high things are visible. Infact somecases entirely exposed with only some small things stuck on the nipples !

But nipples being obvious even when covered are a big no no ? yeah dont mind going about braless with tit tape is OK as then the nipples are not visible.

Hmmm wonder why all this obsession with nipple obscurity?

desertdudeshj wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Tit-tape does wonders you know.

Wonder why women are so senstive about their nipples beeing seen even when covered. They dont mind huge cleavage. tank tops cut so high things are visible. Infact somecases entirely exposed with only some small things stuck on the nipples !

But nipples being obvious even when covered are a big no no ? yeah dont mind going about braless with tit tape is OK as then the nipples are not visible.

Hmmm wonder why all this obsession with nipple obscurity?

What if I told you that babies luv suckin' a proper set of nipples.
And we all know that MEN = BABIES

Well that makes it all quite a bit more obvious, right DD?

Agreed G, but contaray to popular belief men are not going to dive for a set at the first hint of one being barely visible !

Even dangling your goodies fully exposed with the just the nipples covered might get you that reaction in some weak willed men but the majority wont.

I was thinking maybe we men could compare it to walking around with just a sock on LOL but other that what the sock is hiding we don't have much to offer So that would be a bad example.

Ooookkkaaaay peeps, well and truly over stepping the mark here.

Ohhh Boy!!....... lolzzzzzzzz!!......... well it support must be good option!!............

WITH OUT NIP BOOBS AND BUTT LOOKS SAME NO ATRACTION

^ Dude, you're GAY!

newdubai wrote:WITH OUT NIP BOOBS AND BUTT LOOKS SAME NO ATRACTION

OK. You should put down the Barbie and Ken dolls. You have playing with them waayyy to long.

No more going bra-less (in public) for me after I'm done breastfeeding the second babe! So sad, but hey, that's life!

NEWS JUST IN:



Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.




At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the sh*t out of him.

Speedhump wrote:NEWS JUST IN:



Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.




At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the sh*t out of him.

Dr. Calvin Rickson = Party Pooper! Booo!

Speedhump wrote:NEWS JUST IN:



Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the sh*t out of him.

Did you suck this report from your thumb or did people really kick the crapper from his rear behind?

I don't know whether to take this serious or for fun.... 'dimplomatic' they say

edit

edit again

RobbyG wrote:

Speedhump wrote:NEWS JUST IN:



Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the sh*t out of him.

Did you suck this report from your thumb or did people really kick the crapper from his rear behind?

I don't know whether to take this serious or for fun.... 'dimplomatic' they say

LOL. Just pulling your pizzle, it's only a joke

Misery Called Life wrote:edit again

dammit MCL, just say it, your stutter is getting out of control !!!!!!

Speedhump wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:edit again

dammit MCL, just say it, your stutter is getting out of control !!!!!!

Indeed, the annoying little teen is stuttering now. What will come next?

The misery???

Speed Hump are you high?

haha, just joking with you, two deleted posts, one of which was even edited, that's three failed attempts to say something... dude, that a stutter

^^^ Lets just say I was rephrasing ^^^

We have an edit function for that.
A repeat is defined a stutter from now on.

I wonder why we never have them stutters....ah well...teenz

I think he's intimidated by kitty.....I'd just like to lie there and soak up her anger.....

Speedhump wrote:I think he's intimidated by kitty.....I'd just like to lie there and soak up her anger.....

You have no idea how I enjoy her claws....no idea

LOL

I do...no pain, no gain....