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Leda wrote:Even chewing on someone's curls? Thats more than a girl could ask for!

I'm quite a guy

Speedhump wrote:

Leda wrote:Even chewing on someone's curls? Thats more than a girl could ask for!

I'm quite a guy

Say Leda, he's talking a bit dirty on you, but he really means biting his own curls. He can't even find your pubical

See here, the Speedhump:

LOL stop putting pictures of your dad on here...

I guess macho Robster maybe thinks it's unmanly to 'go south''

Speedhump wrote:LOL stop putting pictures of your dad on here...

I guess macho Robster maybe thinks it's unmanly to 'go south''

I tend to live in the south. Need some advice ranger?

yeah wear a hat!

Speedhump wrote:yeah wear a hat!

Proper ending with a lesson.

Alwayz wear a cap on the head

A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she
undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.
The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down
there."
The prostitute snapped back, "What do you want to do, knit or f*ck?"

RobbyG wrote:

Speedhump wrote:yeah wear a hat!

Proper ending with a lesson.

Alwayz wear a cap on the head

fo' sho !

Speedhump wrote:A husky foreigner, looking for love, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she
undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.
The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down
there."
The prostitute snapped back, "What do you want to do, knit or f*ck?"

Like you said to poor Leda: You're quite the guy, especially after saying that you loved knitting in favor of the proper f@ck.

From a knitter to the shitter.

RobbyG wrote:

Speedhump wrote:A husky foreigner, looking for love, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she
undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.
The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down
there."
The prostitute snapped back, "What do you want to do, knit or f*ck?"

Like you said to poor Leda: You're quite the guy, especially after saying that you loved knitting in favor of the proper f@ck.

From a knitter to the shitter.

You're weird!

Rob, have your soap back, I won't touch this....

You don't think I'm gonna pick that up with you standing behind me right?

Leda wrote::happy1:

This lady KNOWS where her bread is buttered....(and who likes the taste of it)

RobbyG wrote:You don't think I'm gonna pick that up with you standing behind me right?

Soap bending jokes? You've been in jail for some Dutchie perversion I guess......

Leda wrote::happy1:

Hi Leda, can I join you for a small bite

RobbyG wrote:

Leda wrote::happy1:

Hi Leda, can I join you for a small bite

Careful. He bites....

Speedhump wrote:

RobbyG wrote:

Leda wrote::happy1:

Hi Leda, can I join you for a small bite

Careful. He bites....

Yeah I bite for sure... Naughty bites

Which set of lips you ladies want me to start with
I do buns too

Carry on boys. Very entertaining

RobbyG wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

RobbyG wrote:

Leda wrote::happy1:

Hi Leda, can I join you for a small bite

Careful. He bites....

Yeah I bite for sure... Naughty bites

Which set of lips you ladies want me to start with
I do buns too

Just don't draw blood unless specifically asked to..

Gotta go, happy swapping funny punches with you big guy, catch u later

Leda wrote:Carry on boys. Very entertaining

Angels MUST wax,, right..???

Speedhump wrote:

Leda wrote:Carry on boys. Very entertaining

Angels MUST wax,, right..???

Angels MUST nothing World depends on their mood

Speedhump wrote:

Leda wrote:Carry on boys. Very entertaining

Angels MUST wax,, right..???

Don't listen to him Leda

I throw in my full body massage techniques with a rich and potent oil.

Variety... How can i resist variety?)))

Ill see u later gentlemen. Thanks for the mood))

Leda wrote:Variety... How can i resist variety?)))

Don't forget creativity

Keeps the spirit alive

sounds like the lost page from the Sermon on the Mount.....

jhbsnoopy wrote:sexy are the shaved..yucky for the unshaved

Bless you my son.

do cats shaves? hmm i think they just lick their to become flaten...LOL

shaved

Shaved. it make your lol looking good.....you got it lol.