TattOo In A WOmanS BOdY

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May 14, 2006
Pain? I fell asleep! Women have a higher tolerance to pain like that than men do.

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Chocoholic wrote:Pain? I fell asleep! Women have a higher tolerance to pain like that than men do.


Yeah, we can be girly wusses! I was always told that girls should always go out with men who have ear piercings: because they have experienced pain...and know how to buy jewelry!

No tats for me though!

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Chocoholic wrote:Pain? I fell asleep! Women have a higher tolerance to pain like that than men do.


that's true .... and it's mother day too!
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arniegang wrote:Shut up X - dont encourage her

:lol: :lol: :lol:


(Tasteful) Tats are hawt Arnie. Love those ones above the thumb holes :)
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Chocoholic wrote:Pain? I fell asleep! Women have a higher tolerance to pain like that than men do.


My tattoo artist also said women (in general) handled the pain of a tat better than men. :lol:
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Oh, i should get one then :lol:
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888 wrote:Oh, i should get one then :lol:


Why? Do you like pain?

Hang around here and you will get to read some really painful jokes and save yourself the 500Dhs to have a poor representation of a butterfly on your arse...or wherever!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Judging by the avatar [888] we have another Aussie in the house. Welcome!
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Dubai Knight wrote:
...save yourself the 500Dhs to have a poor representation of a butterfly on your arse...or wherever!



No farking butterflies for me thanks :o
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XRW-147 wrote:Judging by the avatar [888] we have another Aussie in the house. Welcome!


:wink: Thx 147!
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IMJ wrote:once i was watching this program on TV, it was showing ppl who get metal objects implanted under their skin, man, that was a horror. They showed guys with metal balls sticking out like a punk hairdo on their heads, girls with tongues cut in two, like snakes', one woman even said she had metal cone shaped implants in her chest, have no idea how it was possible, at the end they showed a guy who was getting metal balls under his skin on his head, he was bleeding like crazy.


That is fcuking disgusting...


HAHAHA I finally got around to reading this thread, actually once walking down Stephan Ave, I saw a guy with a working zipper on his cheak, i.e. if he opened his mouth and the zipper, well it'd be easy for him to brush his molars :shock: That is the most unique thing I’ve seen, one of the coolest tats was on a girl who had a UPC code on the back of her neck, I thought that was an interesting statement.
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May 15, 2006
Fayz, That's really really sick, so he really did have a flip-top head then!
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I dunno Chocs, its kinda cool in a sick and twisted way. Imagine, he'd be the only person who can actually do that lip zipping gesture for real :lol:
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May 16, 2006
Knew a girl who had a 'W' tattooed on each buttock...when she bent down naked everyone went 'WoW'!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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May 16, 2006
Eeewwwww Dk that's minging!
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wonder if women handle tattoos better because they have a thicker layer skin than men .... ever noticed how mens veins are alot more pronounced than a womans.
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May 16, 2006
Also Im from New Zealand so Im wondering what you all think of the way traditional Maori women get tattoos on their faces?
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It's got nothing to do with the thickness of the skin. Women are naturally more capable of tolerating pain. We are built to handle child birth after all! Put it this way liken it to a bowling ball coming out of a guys bum - not a pleasant thought, but a good enough likeness.

Hhhhmmmmm those tattoos you're talking of are done in a traditional way as well aren't they? Ouch, must take ages. I guess it's no different to many tribes around the world where both men and women have facial tattoos and odd piercings.
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Some of them still get the tats in the traditional ways ..... similar to how the Tongan (from memory) men get their entire thighs tattooed using a hammer and chisel type arrangement .... ouch!
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Chocoholic wrote:It's got nothing to do with the thickness of the skin. Women are naturally more capable of tolerating pain. We are built to handle child birth after all! Put it this way liken it to a bowling ball coming out of a guys bum - not a pleasant thought, but a good enough likeness.

Hhhhmmmmm those tattoos you're talking of are done in a traditional way as well aren't they? Ouch, must take ages. I guess it's no different to many tribes around the world where both men and women have facial tattoos and odd piercings.


Chocs

I totally take offence at your insinuation that we males pain tollerence level is less than females

You wait till you get some sort of serious injury like a paper cut or a splinter in your finger.

Only the other day i stubbed my toe against the bottom of the bed. You probably cant imagine how excrutiating the pain was. A woman would have needed oxygen and hospital treatment with that type of serious life threatening injury.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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You are dead right Arnie - I once had a splinter in my finger and had to be admitted to hospital. I discharged myself, but I can imagine if it was a woman they'd have been in for a few days observation, followed by a few weeks off work.

I won't even tell you how nasty a paper cut I had a couple of weeks ago - lets just say the consultant, 3 paramedics and the team of nurses had never seen anything like it :!: :!:
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Chocoholic wrote:It's got nothing to do with the thickness of the skin. Women are naturally more capable of tolerating pain. We are built to handle child birth after all! Put it this way liken it to a bowling ball coming out of a guys bum - not a pleasant thought, but a good enough likeness.

Hhhhmmmmm those tattoos you're talking of are done in a traditional way as well aren't they? Ouch, must take ages. I guess it's no different to many tribes around the world where both men and women have facial tattoos and odd piercings.


Well Chocs, you already said you liked Chakotay...

Not heard the expression 'minging' for years! :lol: :lol: :lol: goes with the classic one: 'gopping'!!!

We men are definately more thick skinned that the girlies, after all we have to put up with that constant whining in our ears...its called nagging! As for crapping bowling balls...you should have been there on friday!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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the_zooter wrote:You are dead right Arnie - I once had a splinter in my finger and had to be admitted to hospital. I discharged myself, but I can imagine if it was a woman they'd have been in for a few days observation, followed by a few weeks off work.

I won't even tell you how nasty a paper cut I had a couple of weeks ago - lets just say the consultant, 3 paramedics and the team of nurses had never seen anything like it :!: :!:



You baby zooter thats nothing. Yesterday i got stung by a Stinging Nettle. I was so brave i insisted the paramedics just treat the one sting on my leg on the spot. Any woman in the same situ would have needed emergency resus then admission to hospital.

I am bravely managing today with the use of crutches.

:lol: :lol:
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Very good Chocs

But we have obviously proved our point regarding the male superior pain tollerence level

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May 16, 2006
Hmmmm I think the jury's still out on that one :wink:
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Well Zoooter and Moi have given you cast iron evidence of how brave we are

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the_zooter wrote:You are dead right Arnie - I once had a splinter in my finger and had to be admitted to hospital. I discharged myself, but I can imagine if it was a woman they'd have been in for a few days observation, followed by a few weeks off work.

I won't even tell you how nasty a paper cut I had a couple of weeks ago - lets just say the consultant, 3 paramedics and the team of nurses had never seen anything like it :!: :!:



You baby zooter thats nothing. Yesterday i got stung by a Stinging Nettle. I was so brave i insisted the paramedics just treat the one sting on my leg on the spot. Any woman in the same situ would have needed emergency resus then admission to hospital.

I am bravely managing today with the use of crutches.

:lol: :lol:


You poor soul! I sympathise entirely...I myself am currently waiting for the air ambulance to arrive on the roof of the building as my tea cup handle was really really warm. The post traumatic stress has already set in and I am undergoing counselling, but I am sure I shall make a full recovery within the next 6 months. A girl would have already been forced to undergo full surgery including liposuction and a full breast lift as well as suing the manufacturer of water for the stress inflicted!

They are just a bunch of girls!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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