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are one night stands legal in Dubai?

Only if you buy them from a registered and licensed governement approved furniture outlet. Try Onenightstands 'r' Us for a good selection. Otherwise you run the risk of deportation and a 6 month ban, unless you're from one of the 33 countries that get a free one-night-stand on arrival.

bonk wrote:Only if you buy them from a registered and licensed governement approved furniture outlet. Try Onenightstands 'r' Us for a good selection. Otherwise you run the risk of deportation and a 6 month ban, unless you're from one of the 33 countries that get a free one-night-stand on arrival.

Hahahaha!!! Really good!

Unpaid s.e.x with someone you don't know is a "one night stand."


Paid s.e.x with someone you don't know is "prostitution."


S.e.x. with a girlfriend (or a boyfriend) is "love making."


S.e.x with a wife (or a husband) is an "obligation!"


Guess which is the most costly of them all!!

I cant believe we live in a world filled with wierdos.....nice responses guys..Dubai Knight...you are so righteous!!! Bonk...Ikea !!! LOL

TJ, you missed out s.e.x with a friend!

Being a friend with 'benefits'.

jakobander wrote:are one night stands legal in Dubai?

How could they not be? Don't think anyone cares what foreigners do behind closed doors, within limits.

Unicorn wrote:I cant believe we live in a world filled with wierdos.....nice responses guys..Dubai Knight...you are so righteous!!! Bonk...Ikea !!! LOL

Why thank you kindly...someone has to make a stand (sic.)!!!



Knight

1 night love affair,the best reason for being born a human

it's strange world

busa wrote:1 night love affair

Also a cracking good song by Brian Adams!!!



Knight

guyz...the Dubai women...want the dreaded long-term thingy-watchama-call-it.

im cool with that..just need to keep a few of them around simultaneously though. im learning here.baby steps

bedro wrote:

Miss_lolly wrote:but atleast women are still looking for love befor love isnt it???
and a lot of men think abt love fisrt and sometimes they look only for that

From my experience, the numbers of promiscuous women and men in Dubai are almost equal. Excluding the strictly "pay" girls. There are many women who expect an instant or close financial return. That puts love/feelings out of the recipe!!

Oeffff, hard one for the ladies...

With 75 percent male and 25 percent female in Dubai's expat community, the (absolute ) numbers you refer too, should then indicate that every woman in Dubai is extremely fond of numerous promiscuous activities in relation with men, as we all know that men are definately promicuously hungry. If they archieve what they want, is another thing.

At least we have one Saint over here.

lovers_friend wrote:All over in Dubai you can find any type of chicks to make love with. Some coffe shops anybody sitting alone you can approch!

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Slayer666 wrote:

lovers_friend wrote:All over in Dubai you can find any type of chicks to make love with. Some coffe shops anybody sitting alone you can approch!

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Not really dude!

The bar is likely the only place you can find someone for a one-night-stand. If you try approaching a woman at a coffee shop or any lone female anywhere, prepare to be slapped or told to f.u.c.k off. It is disrespectful to assume that all women out and about in public are promiscuous and looking for a one-night-stand. I can't believe that I even have to explain this.

busa wrote:1 night love affair,the best reason for being born a human

HARAM...haha

kanelli wrote:The bar is likely the only place you can find someone for a one-night-stand. If you try approaching a woman at a coffee shop or any lone female anywhere, prepare to be slapped or told to f.u.c.k off. It is disrespectful to assume that all women out and about in public are promiscuous and looking for a one-night-stand. I can't believe that I even have to explain this.

how come I havent been slapped! Infact coffee and subway ARE teh best places to pick up. It all deepnds on how u approach.

i can imagine the quality of ur 'subway' picks.... Aint do no junk

Well, I'm a married woman who goes out and about alone. If someone approached me at a coffee shop or Subway and hinted they wanted s.e.x, I'd tell them in no uncertain terms to f.u.c.k off. How sad if men think that any woman, anywhere in public is fair game. You sound like such a loser.

most of the girls in dubai dont seem to like the idea of one night stand..strange but true..

Sandy101 wrote:most of the girls in dubai dont seem to like the idea of one night stand..strange but true..

because before you can even approach such a topic, she would have to be very comfortable with you, therefore you would need to be friendly with her for some time and gain her trust. Never approach these topics directly, innocent and subtle flirt is best, but the ideal way is to make her come up with the idea, this way she thinks it was all her idea to begin with.

Of course if you try to get a one night stand on the first encounter you will be slapped, with reason. Women love s.e.x. as much as men do, but a woman will never warm up to you unless she trusts you and is comfortable with you, plus she has to maintain her reputation.

lol - happens all the time. do not kid yourself my friend. just bec it is dubai does not change anything- just have to be on the down low